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Family / Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by hughjass: 7:26pm On Jun 10, 2020
bukatyne:


Five years after cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

It was a comic thread.

*Shrugs*
Family / Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by hughjass: 1:39am On Jun 03, 2020
Indeed! A true loving husband will let her spank him.

taryour:



I bet the true loving husband wunt even be able to spank the bom by the time he pulls down her pants. The first thing he would do at the site of her exposed butty is smile and massage it instead of a spank. Not with her BoObs resting fully on his laps, make she come worsen the matter by shaking her butty abit for his view ( at least that's what I would do ).


And beside the wise woman wunt wait for the spank before she reaches for her favorite toy right infront of her to grab. The man sef go forget the word spank exists in his dictionary and get his clothes off in split seconds and the rest is.....
Family / Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by hughjass: 1:38am On Jun 03, 2020
Wives should always spank their husbands and their husbands should go along with it.

bukatyne:


tongue

You wanna spank us on our bom, we have got to devise How to deal with you cheesy
Family / Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by hughjass: 1:34am On Jun 03, 2020
If she does raise her hand, he should lower his pants.

Nothing can justify beating up a woman except when she raises her hand first.
Those who whine that women behave like kids, mostly find it hard to be their sons and daughters...

Anyway, goodluck in your wife-beating business.
Yeah! You're perfect and will never misbehave to warrant been beaten by anyone.

Sometimes, I wonder why some men cohabilitate peacefully with a female friend but find it hard to do so, with their wife.
I guess they want to exhibit that "African-man bossy husband mentality".
Family / Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by hughjass: 1:32am On Jun 03, 2020
They can spank us and they should!

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cheesy cheesy grin grin, you have an active imagination
Family / Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by hughjass: 1:31am On Jun 03, 2020
No way! A big man takes spankings from his wife! It is a great experience, particularly before sex.

5minsmadness:
Its simple really. Simply bend the struggling recalcitrant love of your live over your knees, expose her buttocks and with the palm of your hand render several quick and sudden spanks on her bombom in quick succession!


ADVAntAgEs:

1. No more injuries to your woman's face to mar her beauty.

2. No more cuts and bruises.

3. The female buttocks is fully padded with fat which allows for firm handling and spanking, delivering a good amount of pain to pass your message across without causing life-threathening bodily harm.

4. This method was formally permitted by the church! So you can beat her and still go and preach the next day, no shaking.

5. Studies have shown that for some reason women spanked on thier buttocks learn from their errors better and remain smarter than women who are continuosly hit on the head.

6. A beat-up this way is easier to turn into a make-up session. don't ask me how.

7. The woman would be too embarrassed to report you and even if she does, will probably be turned back to you with laughter for further punishment.

8. You can exert your authority without being called a 'beast' or 'inhuman'.

9. It enables you to show your dominance in a non-life threathening manner. And we all know most women like dominant men!

10. It alleviates your frustrations as a man, allowing you release pent-up anger and thus relaxing you and making you easier to live with.

11. Let's face it, women behave like children sometimes and pick up very annoying habits from thier 'usually' single friends. Because you love your wife, you’re willing to go to extreme measures to correct dangerous, destructive or annoying behaviors by striking her on the buttocks.



So the next time you have the urge to shut your wife up by making her swallow your fist, do think along these lines. Spank your way to a healthier and happier marriage!

Crime / Re: Wife Kills Husband Over Loaf Of Bread by hughjass: 1:04am On Jun 03, 2020
Can't condemn her for this.

hannydarl:
Have a friend whose hubby beats her up infact their child was born after one of such beating if the woman had a knife in hand or out of anger runs to grab a knife when he was beating her up at 9 months pregnant and stabbed him who would people blame?
Anyway the woman for no kill am sha she should have left before this temptation. Now that she killed him will life be better for her?
warning to men, work hand in hand with your wife and in case you marry JAGUNLABI separate from her fast before death does the separation for you guys.

Crime / Re: Confusion As Wife Kills Husband On Valentine’s Day by hughjass: 12:54am On Jun 03, 2020
koikoi2:
She shud be killed immediately too. Let her get her Valentine's gift in hell.

Nah, I wouldn't wish that on my wife. I would happily submit to my end with her.
Family / Re: How Do U Handle Abused In A Marriage As A Husband? by hughjass: 12:48am On Jun 03, 2020
Women love tough guys who do the things mentioned, but will willingly take spankings when requested like in the photo.

tintingz:
[size=14pt]Many women love tough guys who can control and handle them hardly, we can read some women comments in this thread. cheesy

Women know how to push men to the wall by nagging, punching, slapping etc but when a man retaliate it is another story[/size]



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[size=15pt]Men just walk away, ignore when a woman is nagging, then when she's calm talk sense to are brain, give her warnings/boundries [/size]

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