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 Literature / Re: The Last Smile. by Iamfortune(m): 9:46am On May 16, 2018 |
More grease to ur elbow |
| Politics / Re: New York Times Mock Buhari’s Visit To UK For Medicare by Iamfortune(m): 12:20pm On May 09, 2018 |
Nigeria problem started on october 1 1960 and i don't see it coming to an end soon. It didnt start with buhari and it obviously not ending with him. Your pvc actually has no use because there is still 75 percent probability that buhari is till 2023 and who knows the next person might be worse or was this not how jonathan was also condemned, now is buhari's turn and trust me more is coming. Nigerians are just so blind "your votes doesn't count. 1 Like |
| Literature / Re: Random (freestyle) by Iamfortune(m): 8:54am On May 07, 2018 |
Please let me know if writing is my way.  Please let me know if writing is my way. |
| Literature / Re: Random (freestyle) by Iamfortune(m): 8:51am On May 07, 2018 |
On my way back home i met an tolu, we graduated pry 6 class together. "Hello bayo", he said waving his hand. Did i mention i had a little pride in me, well maybe because i was one of the few who had a phone back then. "Awfar", i replied. "where are you coming from" he asked. "I went to buy socks, we are to resume on monday, i will attend great hall high" i said. He smiled and responded "i will be leaving for lagos state junior model college, igbogbo". So na mi u dey form efiko for abi, i said in my mind before a turning stomach cuts me in which i made a funny face for. "Are you okay" tolu asked. "I have to go" i replied and ran off. While on my heels i met the evil dog called lucky, the idiot no see better thing do than to chase me. Omo see race, i ran for my dear life, i didn't even know i could run this fast. I ran into an uncompleted building and was panting when i realised i wasn't the only one that ran, to my suprise, the turning stomach also ran. |
| Literature / Re: Random (freestyle) by Iamfortune(m): 8:32am On May 07, 2018 |
*Banging on the door* "oh God", Bayo moaned as he cover his ears with his blanket. "Who is that". "Ode boi" toke said. "Wont you get up". "Wo better leave me alone" he hissed. Mom called from the kitchen "bayo, you better get up now". Hissing, "so somebody cannot sleep again abi" "Ntoor", toke said making a funny face. I sluggishly got out of bed, did all my house chores.got ready for the day and ate. I was heading out already when my mom called, "bayo, where are you going". "To field" i replied. "field ko farm ni" she snapped. "so you dont know you are to resume on monday abi or wont you prepare". "but mommy today is saturday, i have tomorrow to prepare naw". "A stitch in time saves nine, oya get inside". "Oh God" i said as i grumbled inside. I packed my books, ironed my uniform and polished my shoes. "Oops i have no socks" i said to myseld as i dashed out to get one. |
| Literature / Re: Random (freestyle) by Iamfortune(m): 8:10am On May 07, 2018 |
Intro. Wow, a lot will change, i will be leaving pry school for secondary. I will miss my friends at my old school, what will it be like, i will be a total new comer all over again, oh God, i mumbled. Well we will all be new, i said to myself. Sorry for not introducing myself earlier, i am Bayo Adebanjo, age 10, the second child and only son of Mr and Mrs Adebanjo, i have an elder sister, she is a pain in the ass, she is 15, her name is omotoke but i call her toks for short and this is our story. |
| Literature / Random (freestyle) by Iamfortune(m): 7:59am On May 07, 2018 |
Hello, this will be my first topic/story on nairaland and i would really appreciate if you show some love. I wouldn't want to offend anyone here, please if any error is found kindly let me know, no harsh words please. Thank you. |
| Literature / Re: Toke(the Girl Child) by Iamfortune(m): 8:05am On May 06, 2018 |
Chai it is finished ;DChai it is finished |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Random by Iamfortune(m): 12:05pm On May 05, 2018 |
Yes oo,i will be leaving tomorrow for lagos state junior model college igbookuta,boarding he said. Yes, your guess is right, tolu is a brilliant boy, he was our headboy back then. *in my thoughts, omo dis boy na efiwe oo*. I will attend greats hall high, not that far from here ( i really wanted a school that was far from home, for personal reasons). I heard a sound from within (omo na shit be dis o). Anything wrong, he asked, i really have to go, i replied as i ran off. On my way running a stupid street dog decided to join the race,the idiot started chasing me, omo see race,i didnt even know i could run this fast,i ran into an uncompleted building, the dog stood outside barking continuously, omo no be only me run sha as i discovered my crumbling stomach was gone.werey ni aja yi o i said to myself. I came out of the building through another exit, the dog was still there barking, na dere you go die i said as l left and went home. |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Random by Iamfortune(m): 11:48am On May 05, 2018 |
A snitch in time saves nine oya go and start making preparation, onibaje oshi she said as i grumbled inside. I started making preparations, i already bought all the textbooks and notebooks including maths set, calculator and some other things, i ironed my uniform, polished my shoes, oops i have no socks i said to myself and i couldn't tell my mum you know how mom's can be sometimes so i had to sneak out to get one out of the pocket money my dad gave me before he left for work this morning. I went to get the socks at the neigbouring street cos the ones in my street were already sold out. On my way back home, i met one of my old classmate, Tolu. Hey bayo, where are you going he said. Did i mention i had a little pride in me, i was one of the few that had a phone back at pry 6, though it's not in my possession anymore, my sister collected it when her got spoilt. Hey tolu, how are you i replied. I'm fine he said. I went to buy rocks, we are resuming on monday. |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Random by Iamfortune(m): 11:17am On May 05, 2018 |
Episode one *Banging on the door* oo God, who is that naw, i said as peeped at the door. *Door opens* ode boy, won't you get up and come do your house chores,abi you want to sleep all day ni,toke said. Better leave me now, i replid *yawning*. Bayo oya get up now before i come and meet you, my mom screamed from the kitchen. Oo God so somebody cannot sleep again abi, i said *hissing*. I stared at toke as she gave me a crazy look, ntoor. I got up from bed, did all my house chores, took my bath,brushed.ate and was already heading out when my mom called me back, bayo where are you going to, she asked. I'm going to field, i replied with an innocent look. field ko farm ni, she snapped, so you dont know you are resuming on monday abi, wont you prepare for school. mummy, shebi it is still saturday naw and we are resuming on monday, i have tomorrow to prepare naw. |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Random by Iamfortune(m): 10:53am On May 05, 2018 |
Introduction Wow, a lot will change, me leaving primary school for secondary school, (in my mind) omo o ma kin pe dagba o. It's a saturday morning and i will be resuming in a new school, jss1. I will miss my friends at my old school, what will it be like, i wondered, i will be a total new comer all over again, i said to myself. Sorry for not introducing myself earlier, my name is Bayo Adebanjo, the second and only son of Mr and Mr Adebanjo, i have an elder sister of 15 while i am 10, she is actually a pain in the ass, her name is Omotoke but i call her toks for short. This is my random life, my story. |
| Nairaland / General / Random by Iamfortune(m): 10:37am On May 05, 2018 |
Hello everyone, this will be my first post on nairaland and also my second story so far. I would not want to offend anyone here, if you find any error please kindly let me know, no harsh words please, thank you. Enjoy. |
| Literature / Re: Adesewa by Iamfortune(m): 7:56pm On Apr 30, 2018 |
Wow, what a nice story, i think adesewa should talk to her father (in a more calm manner) and try to explain how and what she really feels. If her father truly loves her, all would be well if not then they can elope. 1 Like |
| Islam for Muslims / Re: Igbo Woman Reveals The Lady Who Made Her Convert To Islam. Photos by Iamfortune(m): 6:45am On Dec 03, 2017 |
Optional09:eh na ipob militants una de recruit abi 1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Men Don’t Have What I Want – Nkechi Emmanuel (nurse Titi) by Iamfortune(m): 10:04am On Oct 28, 2017 |
c who dey talk mtcheew nonsense |
| Literature / Re: The Fabric Red Rose by Iamfortune(m): 11:51am On Sep 07, 2017 |
interesting keep up the good work more updates pls |
| Literature / Re: Ade Son Of Thunder( A Tale About Love, Destiny And Betrayal) by Iamfortune(m): 11:46am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Abeg more updates naw |
| Literature / Re: My Life In Secondary School by Iamfortune(m): 11:37am On Sep 07, 2017 |
plzz continue na beg i dey beg o 1 Like |
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