I want to fall in love again cos lyf wid her is kinda nt cool

I Am Tired Of Being Single, My Life Is Boring.. I Jes Want Sumone I Can Talk To And Share Tins With. I Believe In Love And I Want To Fall In Love Again, I Really Need Sumone :-( :-(

I Am Tired Of Being Single, My Life Is Boring.. I Jes Want Sumone I Can Talk To And Share Tins With. I Believe In Love And I Want To Fall In Love Again, I Really Need Sumone

I came across these facts while surfing the web and i took my time to compile and arrange them for you, ma fellow NAIRALANDERS....

1. Some guys would pop about 15 bottles of Moet on Friday night and later give N20 offering. Is dat for God or for Nigerian Police?

2. Study shows that 80% of men dip their hands into their boxers just before they sleep at night, the remaining 20% don't wear boxers

3. 60% of Nigerians Prefer Using Water to Wash their Ass after Shitting , 20%"yoruba" prefer Using"Leaf". Just 20% use tissuepaper.

4. MTN users Die faster than Etisalat users.

5. If you have mouth odour, its illegal for you to yawn loudly.

6. Excess Masturbation causes Dwarfism.

7. only Yoruba girls uses fire extinguisher to off candles.

8. Its a proven Fact that Swallowing sperm can make you add weight and grow Fatter.

9. Its Only in Yoruba movies, you'd see a ghost committingsuicide.

10. mosquitoes are everywhere in Nigeria except Mushin.

11. Most gay men in Nigeria are Igbo.

12. Ghanaians use black polish tobrighten their faces.

13. Only igbo Girls knock before entering the elevator.

14. Edo witches are the most Popular witches .. They are also the most skilled in the art of Witchcraft.

15. Drinking too much Garri can cause sexual dysfunction and mental retardation.

16. A typical Calabar girl 's Vagina can swallow 5 star Bottle.

17. After Listening to Tonto Dikeh's Music, there is a 98% possibility that you might slam your Phone on the Wall.

18. Listening To TerryG's Music with an Empty stomach(Hunger) can Cause Madness.

19. An average Igbo man can smell money 100 meters away

20. Its a proven fact that Yorubapeople Use tissue paper as Handkerchief.

21. Kissing helps lower blood pressure.

22. Wicked pple can never have dimples

23. Ijebu people Use garri as snack.

24. its only a yoruba girl that buys pure water and ask for opener.

25. Girls with Big Boobs have Brighter Futures.

26. By Nov 2013! Mosquitoes in Nigeria will have more blood to donate than human beings!

27. Its a Proven Fact that If you watch Mr Ibu's movies & at the same time listen to TontoDikeh 's songs.. You'll Go intoComa.

28. Only Igbo People learn English from subtitles in yoruba movies.

29. 80% of Cases in a Calabar Hospital are of Broken or Fractured Penis.

30. Unilag babes can knack for cheese balls or noreos biscuit.

31. Those who steal meat from the pot tend to live longer than those who don't.

32. Some breasts from the Eastern Part of Nigeria tastes like bitter leaf.

33. A very hot slap can cause miscarriage and Ulcer.

34. Only a Yoruba Man would rather Put his Head Outside the Window to Shout instead of using his car horn.

35. Women are more likely to cheat in July whereas men mostly cheat in December.

36. Short girls are Good in bed(sex)

37. The 2 most effective elements in preventing toothdecay are calcium and zinc. Both of them are found in sperm.

38. Igbo men who add "& sons" to their business names are usually impotent.

39. A group of Kenyans is a Forest.

40. There are more seized laptops than students in Covenant University.

41. Google was initially a porn site before the brothers repented. It was then known as "Booble"

42. Otis by Jay-Z & Kanye West was originally composed and produced in 1997 by Nigerian Baba Fryo.

43. Eating pineapple 1 hour before receiving head adds flavor to your sperm.

44.Drinking 2 buckets of paint can make your life colorful.

45. If you swallow half tablet of panadol when you having headache, only the right sideof your head would stop paining you.

46. Research has proven that ugly girls are very confident.

47. A Hot Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamonds.

48. People who regularly complain of boredom are 2.5 times more likely to die of a heart-attack or stroke.

49. Men tend to spend more money when they are not in a relationship.

50. Take your present age, add 10 to it. That's your age in 10 years time.

Almost every cinama goer dose 1 or 2 annoyin stuff. It is a public place u shud xpect people to bhave dat way... If nah comfortability u want, u for kuku sidown for your house wait for the movie make e dey dvd before u watch am... Una go jes dey complain lyk say una no dey annoy people too.. SHU

Weird as it may sound, this is the prescription an eight-year-old girl received and used for seven months at the hands of a 24-year-old man who was ‘washing’ her organ with warm salty water every time he allegedly raped her. These startling revelations came out during the initial appearance of Lovemore Moyofrom Banhunu area in Plumtreebefore Bulawayo Magistrate, Mr Takunda Mtetwa. Moyo wasbeing charged with rape.
Circumstances are that on 25 September last year, Moyo called the little girl into his bedroom and she complied. When she got in, Moyo ordered her to sleep on his bed and subsequently undressed her. After taking off her clothes, Moyo reportedly asked the minor to lie facing upwards and allegedly raped her once.
During the process, the complainant reportedly experienced some pains and she screamed in a bid to attract the attention of neighbours but no one reportedly came to her rescue.
It is alleged that the accused, in an attempt to buy the consent of the little girl, urgedher to be strong as he was about to finish. After the sexual abuse, Moyo is said tohave used warm salty water repeatedly ‘washing’ the girl’sorgan saying it was a good way of restoring her virginity and qu i cker healing.
The accused allegedly threatened the complainant with an unspecified action if she dared to report the matter to anyone. From the day until 5 March, it had become custom if not law for Moyo to allegedly apply warm salty water remedy on the young girl whenever he met her. It is alleged that on everyoccasion he sexually abused the girl, the accused was applying warm salty water under the pretext of restoringher virginity.
The matter came to light when the girl’s class teacher discovered that the girl’s health was deteriorating and upon be i ng questioned, she narrated her ordeal to the concerned teacher.
The matter was reported to the police leading to Moyo’s arrest. For the offence, the accused was not formally charged and was remanded in custody.

A doctor is suspected of intentionally killing close to 300 patients to free up hospital beds at Hospital Evangelico in Curitiba, Brazil.
The Mirror reports that Virginia Soares de Souza was initially arrested last month for “administering fatal doses of a muscle relaxant or cuttingoff patients’ life support” in seven cases, but that numberskyrocketed after investigators started noticing a similar pattern of deaths in the hospital.
Dr. Mario Lobato, who is leading the investigation, reportedly told Brazil’s Fantastico TV that de Souza “played God” by deciding which patients she would kill.
“There are 20 cases which have already been closed, and we have nearly 300 cases still open which we are looking at,” Lobato said, according to the Daily Mail. “In each case, the testimony of people who worked inside the hospital confirmed what we have found on the patient records.”
Some of the patients, Lobato said, died moments after beingconscious and talking.
De Souza’s lawyer, Elias Mattar Assad, has maintained his client’s innocence.
If the allegations turn out to be true, it would mean de Souza could become the deadliest serial killer in history.
That distinction currently belongs to another doctor, this one of British descent,Harold Shipman.
Shipman reportedly killed between 215 and 260 people before he was convicted in 2000 of killing “15 patients while working in Hyde, GreaterManchester,” according to theBBC. He hanged himself in prison in 2004.

They are good, buh dem dey waste oppurtunties to much

Just months after purchasing a $45 million dollar jet, and a few days after recklessly doling out several thousands of dollars to Nigerian music star, 2Face and his wife, AkwaIbom State Governor Godswill Akpabio has taken possessionof several bulletproof sprinterluxury vans from US based Texas Armoring Corporation (TAC)

WARNING ! This article contains highly valuable material on finding a ‘GOOD’ man. If you are not a ‘GOOD’ woman, don’t ruin it for the rest of the female folks. I urgeyou, please do not read further. If you are a ‘GOOD’ woman, read on and enjoy J
The title almost suggests that there is a secret hidden place full of men in the world and if you’re ever so good, you might find yourself stumble upon such a place. Sadly, the closet place I can think of is a football match.
N.B Feeling slightly bitter overmy last relationship, so do please allow a high level of male bashing.
So How? Where? Who?
First things first, why do you want a man? Evidence upon evidence suggests if you don’t love yourself first before getting into a relationship, you ruin it for the rest of us. How? Let’s break it down shall we?
Unloved (you) x Good guy=Typical Male Bastard x Unsuspecting innocent woman= Bitter unhappy woman (me)
Love yourself first. For the sake of womankind, you owe itto us and more importantly yourself.
Loving yourself includes having a busy social life and that means getting OUT of the house, meeting different people and having a jolly time while doing it.
Where are they? Ah… now that would be telling…no seriously…they’re everywhere! Look around you, guys are everywhere. Don’t discriminate places. Can’t count the amount of times I hear ‘ You can’t find a good guy in a club ’. Bullsh!t. Now, unless you’ve been attending Sadomasochism nightclubs, chances of finding a ‘good’ guy there are going to be a bit on the slim side aren’t they? Or maybe you believe in the mantra ‘ good guys are in the church ’….hahahaha…you’re more likely to actually find a ‘Bad’ guy there…why? Because you’re going to HAVE to forgive him 77 x77 times and which guy wouldn’t like to takeadvantage of that? Don’t go to the same old places, switch it up, and live a little. Guaranteed, you will meet someone.
Unless you’re psychic…
NB If you are, please contact me, we are going to make a ton of money.
You don’t know who you’re going to end up falling for, so give guys a chance because you never know. He may not look like Idris Elba or Denzel but do you look like Beyonce or even Kelly for that matter?
Be approachable! Let your body do the talking! Smile, look happy… I don’t mean grin at every tom, dick and wale but show a smile once in a while.
Stop comparing guys! Chancesare that they won’t meet your past standard anyway and no one likes to be compared.
N.B Do you hear that Mr Ex?…No one likes to be compared…NO ONE…KMT!
Anywhoo, unfortunately, they haven’t yet made the technology to spot a ‘good’ guy, so it’s really up to you. I believe it’s a good idea to date around and see who fits with you; some people may notfeel comfortable with that. Understandable but in my experience, the people that wait around for the ‘good’ guytend to wait for so long and end up falling for a very goodimpersonator of a ‘good’ guy like my ex.
I said ‘DATE’ around… not ‘SLEEP’ around, there is a difference…look it up!
Good guys aren’t that rare. If you think positive and don’t go out for the sole purpose of‘ I need to find a man ’ because chances are you will get stickered with ‘ desperate ’ on your forehead. If you’re always looking like you’re having a ‘GOOD’ time, a ‘GOOD’ guy will always gravitate themselves towardsyou.
Look GOOD. Too many women Iknow, look like crap, yeah I said it. If you dress like you’re allergic to mirrors, then you can’t be helped. Appearance is a strong factor in getting a ‘good’ guy. Don’t fall short.
I hope this article can at least give you some useful pointers.
Or
If like me you think guys are undercover bastard’s i.e. likemy ex and if it wasn’t for the fact that I was Nigerian and therefore have to get married, I wouldn’t…at this point in time…touch them with abarge pole…but…maybe that’s just me.

Every guy wants to date pretty women. The problem is,most men are intimidated by beautiful women and have no clue what it really takes to attract them . Hot women get hit on all the time and have tons of options, so in order to succeed with them, you have to find a way to stand out from the crowd. However, don’t think this is about money, fame or good looks. It’s about being different.
Beautiful women are attracted to masculinity and confidence , and if youdon’t possess these traits, then quite honestly, your chance of attracting them is minimal . Average guys are everywhere, and they don’t get noticed. Hot women don’t want needy, insecure and weak men. They feel attraction to men who are in control, strong in their own reality and make decisions without needing approval fromothers. Beautiful women don’t need to ask guys out becausethey have men coming at themfrom every direction, all the time. So if you want any hope of attracting these women, you have to take action and talk to them.
If a woman is hot, chances areshe already knows it and she will move on quickly from a guy who doesn’t have the guts to approach, hold eye contact and have a normal conversation with her. So instead of falling all over yourself and being in awe when you’re around a pretty woman, completely ignore the fact that she is extremely good looking and treat her like any other person you might meet. This technique notonly makes you seem “normal” to her, it also makesyou seem mysterious and will spark her interest. She will then subconsciously think thatyou have a lot of options. You’ll then create the impression that you are hard to get, and most women find that kind of challenge irresistible.
Most women care more about the way a man carries himself than his looks. Hot women will pursue an “average” looking guy who is articulate, makes them laugh and knows how to have a good time much quicker than a man that may be a little better on the eyes, but is wearing a frown and looks uptight and unfriendly. Showing a woman that you have the etiquette of a gentleman is also a powerful way to stand out from the crowd, and small gestures from opening a door for her topulling out her chair will set you apart from most of the other guys.
One of the biggest mistakes men make with women is beingcompletely “ predictable” . Being predictable instantly kills the main things that all pretty women are desperatelysearching for: excitement and anticipation . Women are naturally attracted to a man’s personality more than anything else he can offer, soin order to attract hot women, be original, spontaneous and keep them guessing. Be creative and offer up fun things to do that they don’t keep hearing from other guys.Be a man with a plan and makeyour move.

Mugly, an eight-year-old Chinese Crested from Peterborough, won a $1,000, a year's supply of dog biscuits, a photoshoot and a VIP hotel stay when he became officially recognised as the world's ugliest dog last year.

U buy BB Bold 5 for ur girl,
Another guy pays 4 d BIS for
her; dat is Division of labour.
U buy her clothes & anoda
removes them; that is
Separation of power.
U pay 4 her skul fees & anoda guy pays
4 her house rent; dat is
Combined business.
She tells u that she is not ready 2 make
luv, while anoda guy sleeps with her always;
what is that called?
( A) Breach of contract.
( B) Scale of preference
( C)opportunity cost

Toktee: After thiz punishment, madrid iz nxt to receive their own

u wish %-)

success4: Farca 3 Milan 1 ;

u CORRECT jor

Bye, Bye Milan, thank u for shamin me

I really want to help, buh m not close to any team, buh i wud be happy and proud to help if there is sometin else to volunteer for #lovenaija

Why A. C Milan coach carry any foward player go Camp nou, since na defend e won defend frm d biginin 2 d end, e 4 kuku cary only defenders go, borrow 4rm feeder team if d ones wey e get no do am.. D tin is vexin me cos i want barca to loss

Chelsea don charge, ghen ghen, ghen ghen

Chelsea no get team spirit at all... Leta d dull fans go dey say d coach no good.... Nah d coach dey pose today ??

Tascocent: The greatest mistake is wen u open dis thread and u didnt find it funny.....u must b a learner.
@ op wa gbayi jare......

Amee o... U too brov

1. The greatest mistake whenyou are
acting a
movie is when PATIENCE OZOKWOR is
your
mother-in-law, i pity you.

2. The greates mistake a Girl will make
in a movie is going
out on a date with JOHN OKAFOR . I
sorry for you.

3. The greatest mistake you will make
in a movie is when you are rich and PETE
EDOCHIE is your elder brother. (R.I.P).

4. The greatest mistake a Girlwill make
in a movie
is to marry JIM IYKE . (Beating Things).

5. The greatest mistake you will make in a movie is
dragging a land with CHINWETALU AGU.
You Will End Up Sick Or Dead.

6. The greatest mistake a Man and a
Woman will make in a movie is when AKI and PAWPAW aretheir
Children. (High Blood Pressure).
abi na lie

1. You buy egg roll N150. I buy buns N20 boil
egg
N30, all na N50. All na d
same, money cannot
waste

2. You buy Five Alive
N300. I buy orange
+mango+pineappl ­e
N80. Mine own na
natural, money cannot
waste

3. Nepa cut your light,
you pay N1000 as
reconnection fee sharp
sharp. Me, I wait, for the night. I carry ladder,
climb take fix the wire
back, money cannot waste

4. You buy Milo,
peak milk and sugar. I buy cowbell
chocolate wen don already contain every
every, Money
no waste na!

5. You pay 5k go watch
p-square show. Me, I buy thepirated CD N100
watch and sing along,
money no fit waste at
all

6. You pay N1000 for
cinema n buy pop corn
N500. I buy 20-in-1 DVD,
dey my house dey chop
N25 pop corn, movie dey show, money
cannot waste

7. You buy red bull N400
to become active.Me, I
buy paraga N20 n I will
be super active, chai!
money cannot waste o!

8. You buy Don
Simon. I buy zobo add squaddy. All na
red wine

9. Уσυ bought brazillian hair
100k for your babe. I buy xpressions
attachment N350 for my babe, she fine
pass yours, guys dont
even know the
difference, hahahahaa

10. You go club for
Victoria Island buy
hennesey 40k. Me, I
enter joint for area buy
alomo N200. All na
highness11.You pay N50 for
viewing centre take
watch Real madrid Vs
Manchester United. I stand for Window take
watch the
match LIVE. All na d same

12.You buy BB
Bold5
95k. Me, I buy BB Storm
15k, sheybi na ping all of us dey ping, you
ping me, i
ping you, money cannot waste

13.You pay
50k to Blow
Tonto Dike. I pay ashi
N500, all na straff! In
short, abeg abeg abeg,
ALL NA D SAME

By Maridel Reyes

A new survey from adult product peddler AdamandEve.comreveals that 27 percent of Americans admit to masturbating once or twice a week.
That number seems suspiciously low to us, especially since science has shown that being master of your domain can provide additional feel-great benefits. (Also because the people surveyed were browsing an adult toy website .) “Masturbation is part of a healthy sex life,” says Gloria Brame, Ph.D., a clinical sexologist. “It’s totally safe and harmless. It’s healthier than brushingyour teeth every day.”
And just as brushing your teeth should be a regular occurrence, so too should be cleaning your pipes. Here are 5 reasons to takematters into your own hands right now. (You’re welcome.)
It prevents cancer. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your urogenital tract and when you rub one out, you flush the bad guys out of your system, says Brame.
It makes you harder. As you age, you naturally lose muscle tone … even down there. Regular sex ormasturbation works out your pelvic floor muscles toprevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence . “It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame. Aim to(ahem) arrive 3 to 5 times a week for rock-solid results.
It helps you last longer. Taking yourself topalm prom may help you stretch your sack sessions. “[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” says Brame. Train yourselfby timing how long it takes you to orgasm, suggests Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of loveologyuniversity.com. If it usually takes two minutes solo, try for three next time. Or count how many strokes you need to get to your happy place. If you’re spurting after 50, shoot for 60. “Most men can double the number of strokes and the time within one month,” Cadell says. Practice makes perfect, right?
It ups your immunity. Ejaculation increases levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintainyour immunity in the small doses. “Masturbation can product the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she says.
It boosts your mood. Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin thatlift your spirits, boost yoursatisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain. “An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasmlooks like a heroin addict’s.”

Nawa o

The Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) has announced March 26 as the launch date of the Mobile Number Portability (MNP).
Director of Public Affairs of the commission, Tony Ojobo made this disclosure during Channels Television’s flagshipprogramme, Sunrise Daily, today in the video above.
“There will be a launch by the end of this month, we are going to flag it off’’
“So we are looking at the 26th of March or there about”.
Ojobo said the MNP will enable a consumer move from his service provider to another without losing the number healready uses despitethe change in the SIMcard of the consumer.
The service however will not be available to consumers who haven’t registered their SIM cards.
He further said service providers who try to woo consumers that havesubmitted request forms to another service provider will be dealt with by the commission.
The ability to chooseor fire your GSM service provider is one whose time has come in Nigeria, and will only deepen competition among operators and improve service quality, so i think its a good one.

[Wasconet]

Ex-Nigeria star Nwankwo Kanu has lost N1.4 billion (about $104m) and a top executive of his hotel has been arrested and charged to court.
Managing director of HardleySuites Hotel in Lagos, AyoolaGam Ikon, 49, has been arrested and charged to court for the alleged fraud.
Kanu Nwankwo
Operatives of the Inspector General of Police Monitoring Unit arrested Ikon, the managing director of HardleySuites Limited situated at Waziri Ibrahim Crescent, off Elsie Femi Pearse Street, Victoria Island, Lagos southwest Nigeria, for allegedly stealing the N1.4 billion belonging to the hotel owned by Kanu.
Also arrested along with him over the alleged fraud is a hotel staff, Oke Samuel.

They were arraigned before an Igbosere Magistrate’s court on a 19-count charge of felony to wit, obtaining money under false pretence.
The police alleged in charge suit No. K/8/2013 that Ikon was arrested following a complaint by the managementof Hardley Suites Limited, Nwankwo Kanu and OgbonnaKanu, that Ikon between 2005 and 2012 allegedly defrauded them of the sum of about N1.4 billion on the pretence of using the money to expand the existing facilities of the hotel by constructing and furnishing of additional blocks of 30 suites and conference facilities.
But he allegedly failed to usethe money for the purpose and allegedly converted the money to his personal use.
He was also alleged to have forged a special resolution purportedly made by the board of directors of HardleySuites Limited to obtain loansof N187 million, N50 million and N493 million from Skye Bank Plc without authorization.
The offences, the accused allegedly committed, according to the prosecutor A.M. Animashaun, contravenes sections 8 (a) 1(a) of the advanced fee fraud and other fraud related offences Act 2006 asapplicable in LagosState.
The accused pleaded not guilty to all the charges.
The prosecutor presented before the court an application for the remand ofthe accused persons in prison custody pending advice from the office of the directorate of public prosecution, DPP, because the lower court lacks the jurisdiction to try the matter.

But the Chief Magistrate, O.O. Oshin overruled him with legal facts after quoting copiously from several sections of the criminal justice administration laws ofLagosState to buttress her claim that the court has the jurisdiction to hear and admitthe accused to bail.
She admitted the first defendant to bail in the sum of N1 million with two sureties in like sum.
One of the sureties must be the defendant himself, the other should be a civil servant on level 16.
She also admitted the seconddefendant to bail in the sum of N500,000, with two sureties in like sum. One of the sureties must be a level 16 civil servant while the other must be working with areputable company.
She adjourned the matter till April 4 for mention.
However, the defendants were moved to Ikoyi Prison, Lagos pending when they would fulfill the bail conditions.

Happy International women's day to all the ugly women in the world.. I love y'all B-)

Abeg make una let us no wen naija dey celebrate women's day, so dat i go dey ready for dis oni jekuje gals

Taraba State Governor Danbaba Suntai is suffering from loss of speech and inability to comprehend what people say to him because of brain injuries that could take years to fully cure, one of hispersonal physicians told Daily Trust.
Dr. Zakari Yusuf Aliyu, a professor of Medicine and Public Health, and Chief Medical Director of Taraba State Specialist Hospital Jalingo, said he recently visited the governor in Germany where he has been receiving medication since October last year, following the crash of a plane he was piloting near Yola, Adamawa State.
Aliyu said Suntai suffered injury to his brain during the plane crash, and that it could take “weeks, months, even years for him to come back to his pre-accident state.” “I have the privilege and honour to see him. But first ofall let me say that Governor Danbaba is my friend and very strong ally and a very strong family friend. I was there a day after his plane crash and I was one of those that helped to evacuate him toGermany.
“I actually visit him in Germany, and I was impressedhe has progressed significantly. With substantial assistance he was able to undergo shower, brush his teeth, to feed himself; so he has made tremendous progress.
“But there is still a substantial amount of rehabilitation that has to occur. People should understand that he has what is called head injury. HoweverI must also emphasize the factthat there are setbacks in this kind of situation as pendulum moving up and down. A moment the patient may look sound well and thereare moments same patient will actually go down.”
Asked if it is possible for Suntai to return to Nigeria soon as claimed by his aides, Prof. Aliyu said: “Well, you never say impossible in medicine, but that is very unlikely. I think the concern should be less about when willGovernor Danbaba return, it should be more on when he recovers. As a human being, he needs time to have full recovery.
“But for anyone to think that Governor Danbaba Suntai will be back in next couple of days, I think that is blatant misrepresentation of facts or trying to conceal facts. The truth about the matter is that the degree of head injury thathe has, he needs substantial rehabilitation.
“And that’s why I am advocating he should be transferred to the United States of America to the best centre in the world, so that heand his family will be settled inone place in US, where there is intensive experience when it comes to rehabilitation of persons with head injury.
“If I may explain further, he no doubt suffered traumatic head injury which is secondary to blunt force trauma as a result of the plane crash accident…. In a nutshell, Governor Suntai hassuffered a closed head injury.It occurs as a result of sudden stop following a high speed movement as in an aircraft or chopper crash. In the instance when this happens, the brain could move back and forth, left and right, colliding with the bony cranium.
“It may take weeks, months, even years for him to come back to his pre-accident state. It may take quite long for the head and brain to resolve the imbalance as a result of the TBI. The good news however is that he improves, so with time he can be able to function independently.”
Aliyu said he preferred for Suntai to be moved to the John Hopkins University Hospital in the United States.
“Already, I discussed this withthe acting governor and also with his wife on the need to transfer him to US so that we consolidate everything in one place,” he said. “There is what is called information spin. I was not there when Plateau governor visited him, he might find him while on good track. But to say that Governor Danbaba ishaving a 24-hour and very smooth conversational period to the extent that he can resume his executive activities as an executive governor, I think that’s far from the reality.”
But Taraba State Information Commissioner, Mr. Emmanuel Bello, said Prof. Aliyu had no authority to speak on Suntai’shealth.
“Only the main medical team ofthe governor can say anything authoritative on the details of the governor’s health. Zakari is not GovernorSuntai’s personal physician, nor is he on the medical team attending to the governor in Germany,” Bello told Daily Trust yesterday.
“That distinction goes to Governor Suntai’s personal doctor, Dr. Ahmed Kara. I advise you hear from Dr Karawho by law can speak authoritatively on the matter. However, information available to me shows that Danbaba is improving on dailybasis and would soon be back.”

U wud laf gon

D match was even, both teams had 12 players, man u had their fans as d 12th player, madrid had d ref... Hala madrid

Noah is the reason why Malaria is killing people in the world today, He shouldn'thave let mosquitoes into thatArk


: This my Neighbors new Born Baby looks very much like our Landlord ☹"


U slot in a BF Disc, Nepa takes light, Dad comes home, sits in front of the tv, Nepa brings lite...."


BIOLOGY TEACHER: What is commonly found in CELLS ?.. AKPOS: Thieves


DOCTOR: U are having Twins..EKAETTE: *crying*.. DOCTOR: Aren't u happy?.. EKAETTE: I am, but I don't know who the Second Father is..


There is nothing impossible for GOD to do but SAHEED OSUPA can never win a grammy award.


Akpos: Ekaette, who is responsible for ur pregnancy?..Ekaette: if u chop plate of beans ow u wan take know which seed make u mess *rme*


#TheNigerian Babe Will Ask For Birthday Gift On Her Bday And Still Ask For Birthday Gift on ur Bday too.. Nawa oh


Yoruba people urinate in 'swimming pools; Hausa pple spit in pools; igbo pple drink the water;


Some guys would pop about 15 bottles of Moet on Friday night and later give N20 offering. Is dat for God or for Nigerian Police?


You keep telling a guy "I will always be there for you", Now he wants sex and you are saying "NO" Are U a LEARNER ?


U go carry cement for backyard come tweet "Just back from the Gym" #GodIsWatchingYhu


#iamlukky

Odunharry: United have a remarkable
European record at Old Trafford, having won 63 of their 94 matches
there....

D remainin 31 nko, so watin dey remarkable their, Ronaldo don score 205 goals in 201 matches dats remarkable