Romance / Re: After Few Months In The Abroad, Everyone's Eyes Open To Reality by IbrahimSkiba(f): 1:39pm On Mar 05, 2023 |
TheNoble007:
I know that you are pained by the person's stupid post.. But don't dwell on that okay. And for your declaration to be potent, don't resort to cursing in like manner. Go through my moniker and see that I'm not just writing.... You will excel... Alright... UYÓ ODUK UYÓ OWORO, AMEN |
Romance / Re: After Few Months In The Abroad, Everyone's Eyes Open To Reality by IbrahimSkiba(f): 10:16am On Mar 05, 2023 |
Gandy04:
Including someone like you who don't have passport? And probably never even will? Where ever you are, you'll make a very big mistake, and you will be deported back to Nigeria. In JESUS name. Amen. Mark My words. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: After Few Months In The Abroad, Everyone's Eyes Open To Reality by IbrahimSkiba(f): 8:36am On Mar 05, 2023 |
Gandy04:
Including someone like you who don't have passport? And probably never even will? I rebuke you in the name of JESUS CHRIST, Amen. Any Bad you wish to me shall come back to YOU a Thousand folds, Amen. |
Romance / Re: After Few Months In The Abroad, Everyone's Eyes Open To Reality by IbrahimSkiba(f): 10:55pm On Mar 04, 2023 |
EVEN THOUGH
STOP TRYING TO DISCOURAGE OTHERS 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Without Winning FCT, A President Cannot Be Legally Declared — Ozoani by IbrahimSkiba(f): 3:33pm On Mar 02, 2023 |
WATCHOVER:
Am not Igbo I bet you need a hot slap for talking like a child! You must always listen to message not the messenger. What he said is 100% correct but looking at the recent sceneries conducted by Supreme Court one is afraid justice might not be served. Our Judiciary has now become a scam God bless you. Don't mind the tribal bigot |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Everton (4 - 0) On 1st March 2023 by IbrahimSkiba(f): 10:49pm On Mar 01, 2023 |
If Arsenal see club wey dem go beat, them go beat the team without mercy ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 27 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Hello Guys What Investment Can I Start With 500k by IbrahimSkiba(f): 6:19pm On Mar 01, 2023 |
owen27: I’m thinking about opening a laundry shop..I’m a student of imo state university currently in my finals. Should I invest the money here in owerri or save the money and use it to clear myself in school and go for nysc…..I’m the one training myself in school Start POS |
Romance / Re: Why Do These Set Of Girls Find Me Attractive ? by IbrahimSkiba(f): 10:37pm On Feb 25, 2023 |
IotEngineer: Why do I find Girls in their late teens and 20's attractive. Although I am in my mid 30's....
It makes me awkward ..... What do you advice ? |
Romance / Re: My Social Awkwardness With Girls Is Really Affecting Me! by IbrahimSkiba(f): 12:24pm On Feb 25, 2023 |
Gideonski: Hello Nairalanders, there's something I need an advice about because I don't seem to understand or how to go about it. I have a very introverted personality and my relationship with girls hasn't been very great. For some reason, I get turned off by girls who I think are just as introverted as I'm. I mean, I hate it when I have to be the one to always initiate a conversation and brighten up the mood even when my social skills is not very good. I have friends who are really extroverted and seems to make girls giggle everytime which makes me envy them. These guys say whatever they like and girls seem to like it. What have I been doing wrong? Because most times I don't usually know what to say to girls when I meet them as my head usually goes blank which makes things quite awkward. The other thing is that I'm a very tall person 6'4, which sometimes seem to intimidate girls even whenever I try to be friendly. Whenever I try to get a girl's attention, she would just hurriedly greet me and pass as if that's what I wanted. Please what do you guys think I need to improve on? Is it my way of approach or are there some social skills I need to learn?
Go and get money Then watch girls flock around you like flies |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Presidential Election 2023 (Live Updates And Monitoring) by IbrahimSkiba(f): 7:39am On Feb 25, 2023 |
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Politics / Re: Who Wins Tomorrow's Presidential Election In Nigeria? by IbrahimSkiba(f): 10:15pm On Feb 24, 2023 |
LET THE BEST CANDIDATE WIN 13 Likes 3 Shares |
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Was Your Rejection Story Like; How Did You Handle It? Please Share by IbrahimSkiba(f): 1:59pm On Feb 21, 2023 |
Here we Me na everyday I dey receive WE ARE SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT .. BLAH BLAH BLAH ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Babe No Get Sense At All by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:03pm On Feb 20, 2023 |
JackDaAlienz: Guys, I'm starting to regret dating this girl, she is about to spoil major bag I'm talking thousands of dollars Millions of Naira!!! ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif)
I have been dating this girl for 1 year now, she was invited for seminar and big people attended, big people from Europe, asia at intercontinental hotel in Lagos. During the meeting, one of the cooperate guy started crushing on her and was trying to woo her. She said she doesn't like Chinese guys( the guy is Asian) I told her to play along and get money gifts from the man then split the money 40/60. She started insulting me saying do I think she is cheap girl or olosho??
Did I say anything wrong? I told her to sleep with the man with condom and ask him for 10k dollars because the man really loaded, he funds research and grants of about $170k and he like my girl she is jobless and economy hard yet I still give her and spend my hard earned money on her. So how is it wrong that she can't reason together let's make big money from the rich cooperate guy. Was I wrong? HOWWWWW |
Romance / Re: I Am Confused In Choosing A Wife Partner by IbrahimSkiba(f): 9:31pm On Feb 20, 2023 |
Britishcoins: Pls my fellow Nairalanders, I am in confused state of mind right now... I am in my early 30. I am not super rich but I am financially comfortable, at least living in my own apartment and having a business that give me atleast 600k monthly. I am equally the first son and my parents are late, so I am like the head of the family to my younger ones... Age is no longer at my side and I have no reason why I am still single.. But there is a problem. I have plenty female admires.. Even some which was suggested for me through families and friends.. But only 2 of them I will talk abt now
Let me call one of them Judith and the other one IFEOMA. Judith is from from the same local government with me.. I knew her when she was still in secondary school and I was apprentice then... I don't even know what was called love then.. We only greet like brother and sisters because we are in far away north then. I have relocated to another state and she too is now undergraduate, studying nursing at uni zik Awka. I normally call her because I was in good term with her mother.. She feel in love with me. But my own fear is that I am not sure if she will understand the language of hardship. She was only Dauther and last born, the family is average comfortable. The only thing she always rely most is her beauty... She is so beautiful no wonder she just won a beauty queen competition, the sun newspaper even carry the news.. But her beauty is not what attracted me.. Last December I visited her parent with just one of my uncle and they welcomed us very well.. Another issue is that she still have abt 4 years to finish her education.. And I don't want to waste more than 2 years ahead.
Now let me talk abt IFEOMA. She is from Nsukka, very far from my local government. She is living with her sister here in the same state I am staying... She is 25 and years and Judith is 22 years. She is NCE holder.. Based on my findings so far she is good in business and came from a poor family too.. She is equally a virgin, I am very sure of it.. She not too beautiful but have showed her love to me... The problem is that I have no feelings for her.. But I love her hard working.. I am planning to invite Judith to spend some weeks with me to understand her characters.
Pls I don't know how to write more.. Which one should I marry? Confusion |
Romance / Re: “I Hold No Regrets”: Man Dumped Lover After 25 Years And Married Someone Else by IbrahimSkiba(f): 8:25pm On Feb 14, 2023 |
Qatar2022:
If you're in he shoes will you marry that ugly looking thing? Omo.. That's a very derogatory thing to say to someone. You can neither create nor destroy a living thing. 9 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: AKA: Family Confirms Death by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:42am On Feb 11, 2023 |
Peterpanny: Tinubu boys in diaspora has done it again. Rest in peace AKA. You know Nigerians aren't the only ones viewing this thread.. So be mindful of what you say.. You know how South Africans can be? Before this statement will xenophobia 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Roommate’s 14 Year Old Girlfriend Is Pregnant by IbrahimSkiba(f): 8:49pm On Feb 09, 2023 |
Oh damn...
It's about time |
Politics / Re: ₦195/Litre Impossible, Adamant Marketers Tell Government by IbrahimSkiba(f): 9:06am On Feb 09, 2023 |
FalseProphet1: I see Nigeria becoming great once again.
This I have seen. Eyes dey pain you |
Romance / Re: Screenshot Of My Money Converted To Dollars For Savings by IbrahimSkiba(f): 1:54pm On Feb 06, 2023 |
Labalaba23: I was advised to save my money in dollars coupled with the recent naira crisis. Now, I plan to go to Rwanda to meet a woman. I love pussy so much, and Lagos girls are too entitled. Imagine someone demanding #5M for birthday. My budget for this month in Rwanda is $7k. All on woman Make sure while coming back from Rwanda, you buy me chewgum ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Romance / Re: My Excessive Love For Vagina Is Killing Me by IbrahimSkiba(f): 1:51pm On Feb 06, 2023 |
Labalaba23: I love pussy so much. It's the only thing I want to see, eat, taste and feel. Pussy is sweet , no doubt. Without the warm hole and touch of a woman, I can't be okay. Yesterday, I spent over #150,000 to fly to Delta State From Lagos to meet a girl I met on Facebook last month. Yes, I can do anything to please a woman so far it makes her happy. As I got there, she told me I'm bigger than what she saw in my picture. I'm a bit overweight around 230Kg. She didn't let us have sex and I had to cry back to Lagos. Upon all my begging and crying she didn't open the pussy for me. Right now , I'm supposed to be sleeping but I'm thinking about vagina and dreaming about it.
What can I do to make this girl like me
NAWA |
Celebrities / Re: Tems Having A Moment With Mary J Blige, DJ Khaled And Rick Ross After Grammy Win by IbrahimSkiba(f): 1:08pm On Feb 06, 2023 |
Generalwoodz:
Find a pen and scribe down your opinion. Squeeze the piece of paper afterward. Squat and spread your legs, force the paper into your ass cos that's where it rightfully belongs. Confam response... ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
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Music/Radio / Re: Tems Wins Grammy Award For "Best Melodic Rap Performance” Category by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:48pm On Feb 05, 2023 |
Congratulations Tems baby 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep My Neighbour's Fiancee, Company? by IbrahimSkiba(f): 7:35am On Feb 05, 2023 |
Vinnie2000:
Where in the Post did I tell you dat![](/faces/huh.png) Do as your profile picture says ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) 1 Like |
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Romance / Re: Whats That Phobia (irrational Fear) You Have? by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:19pm On Feb 04, 2023 |
Though I don't know the actually scientific names for them, I'll try and explain
I have phobia for games, like Android game on play store. Example, candy crush. I'll see myself dreaming about the game even in my sleep.. it's always scary
Movies, It doesn't matter the kind of movie. The moment I watch any movie I won't be able to sleep.. I'll be sleepless..
I hate centipedes too, I ready to pack comot from house because of centipedes..
I hate darkness too. I'm always disorganized at night and it freaks me out.
I'm also scared of the unknown.. I just get scared for no reason.. |
Romance / Re: Ever Since I Stopped Doing Yahoo, Life Is Now Hard.. by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:13pm On Feb 04, 2023 |
Incognito21: I don’t know if this is the right section for this, Won’t bore with long details, but ever since i stopped hustling, and going legal, life has been difficult, I have been feeling what every Nigerians feels every day, country frustration, how I spend with legal money now, is different on how I spend yahoo money and honestly I love yahoo money, imagine waking up to 5k$ in the morning, sometimes 100, 500, 300, 200, 50$ gift cards from diff clients, then doing some conversion to naira, most of my money was invested, and you know, you can only ball with yahoo money and not the hard earned money, I don’t ball anymore, use to buy slippers of 50k shoe of 65k up, I don’t even experience power outages cause it’s gen 24/7 even when the lights is on, I command respect cause I bribe way in, imagine now I won’t even on generator cause of fuel price, not that the money is not there but I don’t have yahoo money again, let me not bore you with details…. But i definitely miss yahoo money… and I’m seriously thinking of going back to it…..
Cry me a river |
Romance / Re: Should I Keep My Neighbour's Fiancee, Company? by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:09pm On Feb 04, 2023 |
To chop her kpomo dey hungry you abi ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) Make boil catch your blokos there 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Do We Have Beautiful Nairaland Girls Here? by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:07pm On Feb 04, 2023 |
Nonexisting1: How to know goat-faced nairaland girl. She is very abusive, very bitter, sounds frustrated, a low budget feminist, calls reasonable nairaland men misogynists, uses emojis to mask her pain, claims she doesn't need men but uses her alternate accounts to chase after rich nairalanders especially ones in diaspora by quoting and sharing their comments. I have like a notebook on how to know ugly nairaland girls especially the single mothers among them. The few beautiful girls here no dey worry person. You go sabi talk eh ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Romance / Re: Am I Gradually Becoming A Misogynist? by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:02pm On Feb 04, 2023 |
YES MY DEAR, YOU ARE 100% PSYCHOPATH. BUT YOU ARE STILL IN DENIAL ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Majority of the people viewing this thread are male 45 Likes 1 Share |