so people will just see a pregnant naked small girl lying on the road and they will rush and rap her with mat then start carrying her straight to the cemetery to carry out burial
what kind of News is this? I am not understanding

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Its truly a comic relief but then its the bitter truth

With the current Economic situation and the biting fuel scarcity in Nigeria,I can not agree more with the option D.
In Frank Edoho's voice # you are............ Correct!!!!!

The only thing am tired of doing is watching Super Eagles play

I guess one will have to resort to applying PALM KERNEL oil (mmanu aki ) on the body since getting a 'decent' cream/ body lotion from stores has become an ultimate search.
I keep hearing oga the cream wey We get na; Caro white,white and beautiful,White Perfect Intensive Serum, Fair and white soap,bright and fair lotion, shine like diamond lotion. etc
Ok just give me vasline or pomade.... oh! We only have Vasline bright and wonderful and vasline fair nd shining lotion
Ok! Thank you! Make I check another store. Then the store attendant gives you the look like 'are u sure this man is in this 21st century'.
Then I give them the look like watin happen? U 1 one force me to look like 'Brite, Fair and Diamond? Abi is it your look? Eblike say na palm kernel oil (mmanu aki) sure pass now o,
I refuse to be looking confuse and confusing people who knew me before now.

Is he saving the situation or enjoying the situation? Either. Way police is your friend

You have four eggs remaining in the egg creat,which of the option is correct?

This is what I call a real woman, despite her disabilty have vowed to Provide food, shelter, clothing 4 her children instead of going round and asking 'any thing 4 us'.....


God bless your hustle,
I pray your children will never disapoint you after this show of love 4 them.

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A friend who is a graduate of mechanical engineering,who recently completed his youth service and have saved a reasonable amount of money and don't want to lavish the money thus, He has decided to invest it,and top among other option he wants to venture in is pig farming,to this effect he needs an urgent advice on how to go about it:he wants to understand the laws around feeding, tagging and moving them,how he needs to get started and how to keep the animals safe and healthy. Please Nairalanders with reasonable idea,advice,Tips should please help. He so much believe he can get help on Nairaland

Forget say goat get berber no mean say e big pass cow
Who will translate?

I read this on this on the internet and decided to share:

Lmaoo this will make some of you want to wee in your pants. Looooooooool. A man shared the story of how a young lady who neither works or has a business controls seven state of the art cars. Just as he landed another man came up to reply him saying any woman who is gifted or perfected with the act of s3x can get anything from men very freely. Is this true? Please read their conversation below.. the reply actually made me laugh.... 
What the man wrote;
A lady I know , that now lives in Aba, was in Lagos and Abuja earlier,  has 7 assorted cars packed in her yard. Never had a job in anywhere, when she was here, nor any while at home, yet commands fleets of cars. She is not a kidnapper nor an armed robber. How does or did she make all these?
From men like you and I, and from who have abandoned their wives.- Chief D.A

The Reply….
Chief D.A,
I am not supporting SIN but I tell you that any woman who is GIFTED OR PERFECTED WITH THE ACT OF S3X, can get anything from men VERY FREELY, in fact I have seen where a woman satisfied a man excessively and beyond his expectation, instead of giving the woman a cheque of N500,000 which the woman asked for HE GAVE HER A CHEQUE OF ONE MILLION NAIRA, DON'T ASK IF IT IS ME.
S3X IS THE HIGHEST skill and bargaining power a woman uses to get anything even in marriage. A man told us that he is always made to be chairman of this event or the other and he kept on doing it and it was telling on his pocket and he placed embargo on doing a Chairman job in occasions and he specifically told his wife but now comes one event which his wife was involved and they want the man to be the Chairman but because the man has placed embargo on doing such job they did not know how to approach, the meeting people told his wife, Nne, please find a way of appealing to your husband to accept now, you know what to do and what did the woman do, the woman went to bed and GAVE IT TO THE MAN THE WAY SHE HAS NOT DONE BEFORE and when the man woke up in the morning and the woman presented the request, THE MAN OVER APPROVED WITHOUT REMEMBERING THAT HE HAS PLACED SUCH AN EMBARGO, THE POWERS OF S3X, use it and use it wisely not FOR SIN ANYWAY.

Article written by media entrepreneur and Future Awards co-
founder, Chude Jideonwo. Read below..
This morning, my team member, Oluwatobi Soyombo
and I sat in the office, and discharged our final
responsibility to the Buhari Campaign Organisation – we
changed the bio of the Muhammadu Buhari account
across Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube and
everywhere else to ‘President of Nigeria’. I asked Tobi for
the privilege to do this myself, with my own hands. Then,
as he looked at me, shocked, the tears began to follow.
After sending out the tweet for the new president of
Nigeria (personal tweets from him are signed –MB), I took
to my own private account and shared: ‘@MBuhari better
not disappoint us. This is too important. This is too
important’.
My team and I were offered the job to handle the
communication for the Buhari campaign in November 2014.
I couldn’t believe it. We had never been close to the All
Progressives Congress; I had never even met Buhari. Even
the ‘closer’ Tinubu, I have not met since that time in 2002
when I served him tea as a production assistant at the
Nigerian Television Authority.
I had a few weeks before declined a meet to discuss youth
communication for the Goodluck Jonathan
campaignbecause I no longer had any faith in his leadership, but I was almost certain he was going to win anyway.
In May 2014, I had arrived Abuja to speak at a
#BringBackOurGirls event. But I had hardly left the airport, when someone high up in the government called me: “If I see you up on that stage with Oby (Ezekwesili), you are
finished in this country.”
So, I wondered, was it wise to finally set up enmity with the government for the next four years by working directly for its opposition?
All through the time my co-founder, Adebola Williams worked hard with the team of Uche Nnaji (OUCH) and Kelechi Amadi-Obi to shoot the photographs that redefined
Buhari’s image, all through the period the team was assembled from Tobi to Alex Yangs to Kathleen Ndongmo, I Couldn’t move. I was transfixed in fear, in hope that dared
not speak. Could Nigerians actually unseat a seating President from the People’s Democratic Party?
I wondered if the rage I felt was worth the sacrifice I was about to make – putting my life, my relationships and my Business on the line in a country where the biggest advise
our richest man has given entepreneurs is ‘never fight with the government of the day’?
All of that is history now. What looked like a mirage then has become reality. The job became a mission. After four months of the most emotional campaign in my lifetime,
sleepless nights at the StateCraft Inc headquarters, from the campaign office in Abuja, supervising the setting up of billboards, fighting TV stations that didn’t want to air our ‘Is This Transformation?’ promos, Adebola following the candidate around the country, and rewriting speeches in the dead of the night because the candidate knew exactly what he wanted to say, we are here now. Nigerians have unseated a 16-year monopoly.
So, this morning, I shared a story on my Instagram pagethat I haven’t spoken about in public before.
In 2013, six of us friends including Adebola Williams, ‘Yemi Adamolekun, ‘Gbenga Sesan and Kola Oyeneyin came together and decided that, beyond mobilising citizens, leading protests and using the media to drive conversation, Nigeria needed our passionate, sustained prayers. A year before, after our active involvement with #OccupyNigeria,
and the events after, we were beyond disillusioned.
And so, every Saturday morning, we went from the houses and offices of one to the other and we would cry, and we would scream, and we would pray for country. Ah, we prayed. Nigeria’s future looked so bleak. It looked so dark, didn’t see any logical pathway to change. So we went to God with our hearts, we went to him with our disappointment; we went to him with our pain. We asked him, “What should we do? How should we do it?”
One day, as we prayed, in an office on the Lagos Island, I was so overwhelmed with despair I fell down on the floor
and began to speak in frenzied tongues, tears streaming from my face, banging furiously on the cabinet in front me.
My heart was desperate; just desperate for something to give way.
I didn’t know my friend, Kola, had the gift to interprete tongues. But then he began to interpret what I was saying.
And it frightened me, because he was absolutely right. He captured the fears in my heart, and the requests I was making. He said, paraphrased, ‘God says He will change
Nigeria. It looks like it won’t happen, but He will do a new thing and it will spring forth. We won’t understand how He will do it, but He will.”
Two years later, God has kept his promise.
I do not know what the future holds. I cannot even say with certainty that this new dispensation will fulfil the promises it made to us when it called us on board and to you when it asked you to vote.
But I know one thing: I spent the past four years giving the Jonathan government the benefit of the doubt, willing it to succeed. Yet each time it failed, I was on the street, passionately denouncing it. And when, finally, after the Chibok girls went missing, I lost hope in it, I put everything on the line to join Nigerians in punishing it.
Things have changed.
I have invested faith that Buhari will be different, not just because he is a new president today, but because I have been priviledged to sit in the same space with him, I have listened very carefully to his wisdom and his depth. I have counted the cost and I have overwhelmed faith that he is the leader we need.
But we, and he thankfully, know this: he cannot play with our future. He cannot play with the future of our children.
We have cried for this nation, because it has failed us too many times. We have worked our fingers to the bones, and our ‘bloods’ have boiled because we believe in its potential.
Therefore, our tempers will be short, our forgiveness will be
costly, our reactions to real and perceived failures will be swift.
Our hearts our broken, our spirits burdened. We desperately need the promised change, and we need it to start immediately.
Nigeria has suffered enough.
* Jideonwo is managing partner of Red Media Africa, ‘the media group to reach and inspire the largest number of African youth at any time’. One of its companies, StateCraft
Inc, was official communication agency to the Buhari Presidential Campaign

I've been asking some of my close friends a question that is making them all uncomfortable. My question has to do with kissing and some differences I've noticed in some girls.
This thing I've been noticing has taken a toll on the rest of my experience with girls.
The trend that has been bothering me is that I have notice that girls do a lot pecking on the lips and cheek and neck. Sure, this feels great, but there is not as much passion in these kisses. And there is a major absence of TONGUE.
I anticipate what the first kiss with a new girl will feel like.
Part of that anticipating has to do with her TONGUE skills and how our styles will be compatible or clash. But I did eventually get frustrated with the lack of TONGUE, and the passion was lacking throughout the kissing.
How is it possible, in some instances, to make out for two hours without using tongue in a kiss?

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sKeetz:

We are tired of liking this goat for no reason.

Vigilance group claiming glory...
Police claiming glory...
Victims said they paid ransom for their released...
Who we go believe
Thankgod they came out alive,if not this wouldn't have been the headline

Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! .
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. .
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? .
Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.
Father-In-Law : U club too? .
Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.
Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! .
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. .
Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer .
Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man
that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him. .
Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right Man for my daughter.
Do you need money to buy the engagement ring and the other things?
This Father-In-Law is from wch tribe?

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They should just stop calling and sending us text joooor......... Imagine expecting an important call and when your fone rings u just run with speed to see its MTN calling you....rubbish!!!!!!!!

Wtf
How did that happen?? I thought Children between that age should be under the watch of their parents,or did someone intentionally throw them inside the well?? So many questions to b asked? RIP to the dead

I just saw the post bellow on a friend's facebook wall and decided to share.

With enough proof @ his disposal to show that his girlfriend
was cheating on him, a guy carted away all the items he
used to furnish his girlfriend's apartment. From the flat
screen, to the settee, Gotv dish, air-conditioner and even the
light bulb. Her rent was to expire that month and invariably,
it meant she was forfeiting her continuous stay in that
building. This was a true life story and when I first heard it
among a gathering of friends (both male and female), I
laughed so hard, tears rolled out of my eyes. Now every
female in the gathering that heard the story as usual termed
the guy 'immature' but I beg to disagree.

If I were in the guy's shoes, knowing fully well my
personality, there's a 99.5% chance that i'll do the same
thing. I might probably even scrape the paint of the wall sef.

Lol
You see ladies want to act all tough, independent, free-
spirited and feminist, but they don't want to be treated in
that manner. I am totally against all forms of abuse against
women, especially a cheating woman, but i'm also against
ladies trying to eat their cake and having it all @ the same
time.

What the guy in this story did is far from immature in my
own view, in every sense of his actions, it was the right thing
to do.

The girl can keep cheating alright, but she should be
adequately compensated for her misdeeds and put in the
same position she was in abinito before the grass under her
feet started getting green.

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If The children of Israel were Nigerians! While crossing d red sea, they would've wasted the whole day in the middle of the sea taking 'pictures' and uploading on Facebook and Twitter with comments like: 1. Chilling with Moses. 2. Miracle things on point. 3. Crossing mode activated! 4. Cruising in the red sea. 5. Pharaoh no fit catch us. 6. Omo see fish flexing. 7. Fish for sale, ping for delivery. 8. Flexing with Uncle Aaron. 9. Swimming mode activated! 10. Me and my boo on fish hunting. True or False? Add yours.

Is it not their money? If they like let them spend their whole money it does not concern me..........the truth is I don't notice them, they are not my role model. I choose someone who gives to charity, dresses appropriately, is on television or the news because of the celebrity's good deed and doesn't get caught drunk in public, the influence on you is probably positive. The celebrity might motivate and inspire you to give back to to your community.....#hustling 4 my money continues

This man is madly in love and needs advice

Wonders shall never end in this great country,anyways I hope there was no casualties.........#singing in Daddy's shoki's voice....fire fire in our conty country ,give me plenty water make I quench the fire

Few days to val and these ladies are replying chat with accuracy,when I reply 'k' they will reply that's 'luvly'.......Na wa Oooo

Few days to val and these ladies are replying chat with accuracy,when I reply 'k' they will reply that's 'luvly'.......Na wa Oooo

Oath ke?? Do people still take oath,now that cheating is like saying good morning?......hmmmmm d guy joystick sha!!!!!!! I pray his manhood lives on ooo