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Celebrities / Re: Omoni Oboli With President Jonathan At Private Screening Of 'Being Mrs Elliot' by iGeneral: 1:31pm On Aug 16, 2014
GEJ staring an flat booobs in a mumuish manner as usual, while feigning a handshake.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by iGeneral: 6:20pm On Aug 14, 2014
NA ONLY YOU WAKA KOME?

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Politics / Re: Osun Election: Omisore, PDP Head For Tribunal by iGeneral: 8:47pm On Aug 11, 2014
Omisore should just set up a parallel government in Ile Ife and rule over the 292,000 buffoons that voted for him for the next for years. Alternatively, he can convert his governorship campaign structure to Omisore Senatorial campaign organization and battle his conquistador Omoluwabi Jide Omoworare for the senate next February.
Religion / Re: How A Married Woman Almost Seduced Me - Pastor Adeboye by iGeneral: 6:07am On Aug 11, 2014
The same Adeboye that drove on empty fuel thank from Benin to Lagos? Abeg. In 2face voice: E be like say they want tell us another story again oooooo. So this is what people travelled from all over the world to come and listen to? SMH

But what is the moral of this story self? When harassed by woman: (1) Report to police IG (2) Run away to London (3) Never answer hotel phone (4) Report to your church (5) call for holy anger prayer.

Some people just have bible for decoration and as punishment are made to listen to stories like this.

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Politics / Re: Osun Poll Today, What Is Happening In Your Area? by iGeneral: 5:35am On Aug 10, 2014
Chai! So Omisore ate two corns and climbed okada in vain. And Buruji Kashamu the drug lord's rice abd Kerosene investment went down the drain! Eeeyah!

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Autos / Re: SOLD Very Sharp Reg Honda Baby Boy For Sale In Asaba by iGeneral: 7:05am On Aug 05, 2014
V6? 300k. Deal?
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities That Are Still Virgins ( Photos ) by iGeneral: 8:42pm On Aug 04, 2014
TOOLZ was only joking o. She has been severally washed and she is as clean as velvet. Toolz will be laughing hard at seeing her name listed on this thread.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia (2 - 1): Int'l Friendly On Saturday, January 4, 2014 by iGeneral: 6:09pm On Jan 04, 2014
Tonylyte:
my prediction on page 2. No hating, start rating.
Notorious match fixer.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Arrested For Alleged Fake Currency Printing Blamed Satan For The Act.. by iGeneral: 3:47pm On Jan 01, 2014
Where exactly is this general overseer from? Very enterprising!
Religion / Re: 2014 Prophecies By Pastor Adeboye (RCCG) by iGeneral: 3:38pm On Jan 01, 2014
Those prophecies that are not for public consumption are not FREE TO AIR (FTA) but are PAY PER VIEW (PPV). Those who donate 1b Naira for auditorium construction will view the prophecies.
Religion / Re: Prophet Tb Joshua 2014 Prophecy About APC & PDP by iGeneral: 3:27pm On Jan 01, 2014
Na by force to prophesy?
Sports / Re: List Of Super Eagles Players For 2014 CHAN Is Out by iGeneral: 9:51pm On Dec 31, 2013
Too bad
Politics / Re: Ex-PDP Chairman In Kaduna, Lawmakers Defect To APC by iGeneral: 9:45pm On Dec 24, 2013
Pls note that the JTF will be conducting several recconnaisant flights on this thread shortly. All bloody civilians are advised to keep off!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies @ Etihad by iGeneral: 4:52pm On Dec 23, 2013
Abeg make nobody on Nairaland apply for this post so that I can get the job. Tenks and tenks again.
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Is A Gay Cultist - Kemi Olunloyo (The Former Governor's Daughter) by iGeneral: 2:51pm On Dec 22, 2013
If thunder doesn't strike Kemi Olunloyo dead before the next seven days, this will further strengthen my suspicion that Adeboye is fake like the rest of the business men pastors. Thunder better strike NOW!

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Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Gives-back Through His Foundation (Photos) by iGeneral: 11:38pm On Dec 21, 2013
Soreza: I ve always prefered osita from the first day than chinedu,not only hez humble,many more attributes,ride on man,size no be wisdom
He has no choice considering his height. Na Jim Iyke hin wan proud for or what?
Sports / Re: List Uncapped in-form Players Keshi Should Call-up by iGeneral: 8:35pm On Dec 18, 2013
Gbolahan Salami of 3SC of Ibadan. Emenike is becoming arrogant. He is already saying he will perform wonders in Brazil even when he hasn't made the team. Gbolahan Salami is a far better strike.

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Politics / Re: Iyabo Obasanjo's Letter To Her Father by iGeneral: 6:52am On Dec 18, 2013
Anyone does have a very good plot of Land in first page avenue of this thread city? Pls am willing to buy. The building I want to erect is too beautiful to be of 6th page avenue. Pls pls pls. I will pay $50 Billion that NNPC did not remit to the treasury.
Religion / Re: Should Men Of God Have Bodyguards? by iGeneral: 10:53am On Dec 15, 2013
They will tell you the Apostle Peter was the bodyguard or Jesus. He sliced off the ear of one of his arrestors.
Religion / Re: Rccg Holy Ghost Congress 2013 Theme: The Overflow by iGeneral: 11:56am On Dec 14, 2013
Chai! How will I drive thru that hell hole on Sunday to Ibadan now?
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Promoting Corruption by iGeneral: 10:20am On Dec 11, 2013
I won't even waste my 112th comment on this thread. *spits of thread and bolts away*
Religion / Re: MFM Launches Crusade To Close Beer Parlours In Lagos! by iGeneral: 7:31pm On Dec 10, 2013
I won't waste my 111th comment here. I will rather use it to comment elsewhere.
Politics / Re: 13 PDP Govs Ask Tukur To Go by iGeneral: 6:36am On Dec 10, 2013
I can't afford to waste my 110th comment on a useless story like this!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Is Dead by iGeneral: 5:24am On Dec 06, 2013
SA has lost his greatest son. Who will now be the
hero and moral compass for Africa? May God keep
and protect our own greatest son General Olusegun
Obasanjo, the only man on the African continent
that comes closest to the Madiba ideals in
leadership. OBJ the baton of African leadership is
now in ur hand.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Describe Nelson Mandela In One Word? by iGeneral: 5:23am On Dec 06, 2013
SA has lost his greatest son. Who will now be the hero and moral compass for Africa? May God keep and protect our own greatest son General Olusegun Obasanjo, the only man on the African continent that comes closest to the Madiba ideals in leadership. OBJ the baton of African leadership is now in ur hand.
Car Talk / Re: Funny Things Written On Cars(buses) You've Seen? by iGeneral: 4:39pm On Nov 28, 2013
In Trust We God.
Phones / Re: Finally, BBM 8.0.0.94 Is Here!!! by iGeneral: 8:25pm On Nov 27, 2013
Has Alhaji Asari Dokubo been released?
Culture / Re: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by iGeneral: 9:09pm On Nov 26, 2013
freda506: Ilesha Osun state!
Question says what VILLAGE not what TOWN or CITY.
Sports / Re: Brazil 2014: No Guarantee For Keshi Yet - NFF by iGeneral: 5:14pm On Nov 25, 2013
What is special about Steven Keshi? He is just playing on luck. We want an igbo man as the coach of the Super Eagles. Most of the players in the Eagles are igbos anyway.
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus In Olamide's Viral 'Gunman Pose' by iGeneral: 9:00pm On Nov 23, 2013
Nairaland please alert me when GEJ, PEJ, Adeboye and the Sultan of Sokoto release their own gun pose.
Food / Re: Jonathan Releases N9.9B For Cassava Bread by iGeneral: 10:02am On Nov 22, 2013
This man is really serious about his intention to kick gaari out of existence. He budgeted 9b naira to fight gaari. Guys Don't sleep. Stand up for your brand.

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Politics / Re: President Jonathan Sick, Receives Treatment In London by iGeneral: 6:45pm On Nov 21, 2013
E be like say London Kain Kain no suit this man body. Abeg original sapele water to the rescue.

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