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niggas be like, bro, u dey sleep....i'll be like no i dey practice how to die..

JOBBLESSNESS

It was just two of us in d room,I farted n she asked:did u just mess? No,It was from d TV

U just came out from the toilet panting and sweating with every where smelling and someone will sey "u go shit"...:wtf no I go inhail all the bad odor inside the toilet

U don wake?

fpeter: THEY WAKE YOU UP AND THEN ASK IF YOU WERE ASLEEP?

THE PERSON THAT ASKED YOU THAT KNOWS THAT THERE IS POSSIBILITY OF YOU PRETENDING TO BE SLEEPING!

Danhumprey: Una do anything for night as una dey together?

Me: No, we just pray and sleep, rabbish

U guys av said it all

When last did you have sex

Someone sees me eating rice and still ask me, ARE YOU EATING RICE?

Me: No, I'm frying it with my mouth

Janiobi: Meeting a long time School friend and all he could say was .. Janiobi, you still dey alive... .No nah my ghost him dey look

THERE IS POSSIBILITY OF THAT!

Top dumb questions Naija peepz ask!!
Friend asks me where you dey, then i said library, then later asks, wetin you dey do there
Answer: I dey cook
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I give you N100 note for mtn card seller still dey ask how much?
Answer: give me N1500
mtn
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They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath?
Answer:
no, i fell into the toilet bowl..
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Sees a gentle man wit bible entering church premises…. Question; are u going to church?
NO AM GOING 2 THE SHRINE
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NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
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Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA
WHEN HIM YOUNG.
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On ur wedding, one walk
up to you as you are
about to take ur wedding pix
with ur wife…
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA
CLASS MATE.
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Give me your phone number -
0803476… ….THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
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I listened to 9 o’clock news, it
was announced that
the election was postponed. WHO
TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR
FOR MY VILLAGE.
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Take this mosquito coil; e dey
kill insect fast…
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL
MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
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Standing in front of a police
station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Answer:no! Na aso rock!….

Are you eating? When a plate of food is on d table,teeth masticating.
No am having a bath.

Sometime in the month of February this year,my barber asked me the following and I quote "guy na which year dem go play this Brazil 2014 world-cup"










iweak

Most of the so-called dumb questions I've seen in this thread are not dumb, but simply rhetorical questions; that is, questions that are asked for the sake of emphasis, and not to get an answer. You guys should note the difference.

I was eating egg and plantain and my pal asked wat are u eating,and he actually saw what i was eating like wtf

Are you eating? When a plate of food is on d table,and eating obviously
No am having a bath.

khalebzy: Me: Dad i passed my waec
DAD: who help you wrote it?



GOshhh i be like ihate this Man

he had to ask considering that your English is really bad!!! how can you say "who help you wrote it"? nigga am sure your father was right to ask

Bless you

Typical question Nigerians always ask. After arriving back from a trip they ask you............... " You don come?"

No!!! I still dey road.

natureblack: Sometime in the month of February this year,my barber asked me the following and I quote "guy na which year dem go play this Brazil 2014 world-cup"










iweak

Now this here is a dumb question

Qstn- where are you?
Me- Toilet
Qstn- doing what?
Me- Frying Fish :/

NA ONLY YOU WAKA KOME?

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

I met one ma fwends one day ....... and he said " Toyin, is dis you? "

jus came bk frm travel and i was holding a bread and still yet my cousin was asking "hope you bought bread".i was like WTF

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fpeter: THEY WAKE YOU UP AND THEN ASK IF YOU WERE ASLEEP?

I dey tell you. My own be say I go sleep wake up, greet my papa "Papa good morning". He go ask me say "Ehen, you don wake?"

No I still dey sleep. Na from sleep I dey greet you so

ITbomb: Danhumprey: Una do anything for night as una dey together?

Me: No, we just pray and sleep, rabbish

you return from an outing and then someone asks you "are you back?"

WAS WATCHING A MATCH BETWEEN NIGERIA AND IRAN AND MY GF BURSTIND INTO THE SITTING ROOM WIT THE QUES"HOPE C RONALDO WAS PLAYIND".I SPILLED D MALT I WAS MANAGIN ALL OVER MYSELF