In my room tryin 2 study some law books and jotting down sm points... Dad walks in an ask WHAT ARE YOU READING?? Whoose love letter z dat?
i be lyk Wtf!!... Na love letter ni?

met with an old friend and he asked 'guy hw far na' and i answered '233 kms away'
one of ma friend also asked 'o boi u dey eat' i answered 'nba, am chewing the cud'

Mum comes home in d evening and wakes me from my wonderful evening sleep and goes 'why are you sleeping by this time?' Like evening sleep is meant for pregnant fellas alone

How much is #20 biscuit?

Dankarara: Nawa o! d kind topic wey dey make front page dis days dey fear me o

you dey fear?

You travel and wen you return they ask you..." you don come back?"

I was pounding okro nd 1 of my friends luking at me asked.
My friend:leye wat ar u pounding
ME: bitter leaf

na Seun get Nairaland?
no, na Saka ...

Is the movie interesting? When he or she can see that you're paying rapt attention to the movie.

Here's your sign...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBjelRDKHUk

Ishilove: Most of the so-called dumb questions I've seen in this thread are not dumb, but simply rhetorical questions, that is, questions that are asked for the sake of emphasis, and not to get an answer. You guys should note the difference.

Well said.

They see u wid soccer boots n jersey nd they be like " u play football"?

Are u a virgin ?

See me in the office and still asking me , u never go house? No I dey my bedroom.

defendedvictim: dat kind conversation. d funniest part wz dat I said, 'yes its me'

He didn't expect you to answer - that particular question, I mean. (Google "rhetorical question".) He expected you to say something else to continue the conversation.

returning in the evening after d days work and being asked "are u back"?

TOYNEX: returning in the evening after d days work and being asked "are u back"?

He's not dumb - just trying to chat. If you think he's dumb, well. . .

olagamalin: When day breaks who fixes it?

...nd wen night falls ,does it break?

My first cousin in Lagos was asking how will I get back to Chicago from Lagos ?. I told him jokingly, DRIVE. What a dumb question .

defendedvictim: dumbest..dat Shud b wen i visited my uncle n he wz Lyk 'is dis u?'

no na us!

If you spend 5 minutes on NL you will see many candidates for the award of "dumbest questions/posts".

wen u watchn tv and sum1 b like:have they brought light??....mtcheew u blind?

Have been askd alot. a white guy once askd, y do u nigerians pray alot? kinda dumb coz people pray everywhere.

another one recently askd, how many people nw have ebola in your country? n am like, go there n start counting.

1. Who sang skelewu by Davido ?
2.How much do they sell a 50 naira Gala?
3. What is the H20 formula of water?
4. Which country hosted the Brazil 2014 world cup?

stacomaster: In a Restaurant..

Welcome sir .. Will you guys need a table sir??

NO we came to eat on the floor ..carpet for Five please..

stacomaster: In a Restaurant..

Welcome sir .. Will you guys need a table sir??

NO we came to eat on the floor ..carpet for Five please..

A photo application on android and was used as my dp.
BBM buddie. .. how do u do this
Me.......from app store
BBM buddie.... teach me
Me.... go to android app store and search for xx xx xx
BBM buddie. ... OK found it
Me.....that's great
BBM buddie...... should I download it ?
Me.... No. ...eat it

bidexmat: I was profusely chiseling 1 babe frm behind, she turned to look @me and asked, " donatus, wat re you doing?!, *shoooo* " I dey roast corn!

badt guy

armed robbers attacked me n my wife,d next thing she asked me was honey who r dis ppl,
i replied"they are my uncles frm d village,they are here for our child's dedication'
mtcheeeew

I was fully dressed in my khaki o,7 over 7 comin from CDS,and dis dumb guy bin askin 'Are u a corper'?? I gave hime d right answer sha,dat I borrowed my cousins khaki!

me nd dad watching tv...nd it jus went off itsef
Dad:wat apn to d tv...i be lyk u askin me,we're both lookin at it b4 it went off.

After a long period of absence, someone met you and they asked, are you still in this world? Well, you just answer "yes oo" to avoid prolonging matter.

In a barbers shop...
Nigga raw: guy wetin you dey do here na?
Me: I wan apply for visa