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Foreign Affairs / Re: Us Senate Okays Soldiers To Be Intimate With Horses! by Ihengote: 9:01am On Dec 10, 2011
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ramalot:

Nigeria is like the ignorant and dull student who sits at the back of the class, and makes fun of the smart nerdy ones who sit up front. At the end of the day, the joke is on you coz he is progressing while you regress and stew in your ignorance.

That the US repealed a law which targeted the rights of a group of people does not mean it stands for everything contained in that law. The US government or Obama has not put out a statement advocating bestiality, so y'all need to STHU. A law which subjugated a group was repealed to uphold the rights of that group. The same law happened to contain a more obscure law, but progress is achieved by destroying and rebuilding elements (something Nigeria would know nothing about).

In years to come, The exact same way you bigots view a white supremacist KKK member today, is how the world (including your children and grandchildren) will view and remember you. A legacy of hate and intolerance.

This world IS big enough for all of us. The fact that i am straight does not make me (or you) superior to a g@y person, and i am tolerant and civilized enough to acknowledge that.

The same way and rationale most of you think about g@ys is exactly how Hitler and the Nazi party thought about blacks. If you can justify his position towards you, then i'll accept your justification of your position towards g@ys. Think about that.
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What you are saying does not signify what it symbolizes. It is a diferent thing all together , Just call a spade a spade not a garden fork, sodomy is bad,gay is bad and all those who practices such things should be punished by nature and God
Politics / Re: Nigerian's Ten Most Wanted List by Ihengote: 8:27am On Dec 10, 2011
James Onanefe Ibori
George Ghanem
Anthonia Akingbola
Edward Seidel
Gilbert Klaus
Aremola Anjorin
Nanashetu Bedell
Uduak Akpan Israel
Badiru Abidemi Adeyinka
Toye Edward Oluwahemi
Career / Re: In One Sentence Describe Your Boss. by Ihengote: 10:29am On Dec 07, 2011
My formal boss is a devil in human form while my boss now is a great, innovative, hardworking and am short of words
Career / Re: N1m Monthly Income In Nigeria: Fact Or Fiction? by Ihengote: 4:35pm On Dec 04, 2011
Moderator, please remove this tread ASAP or[color=#990000][/color]
Politics / Re: The Time Magazine On Ojukwu:the Gentleman Rebel by Ihengote: 12:37pm On Dec 03, 2011
Ojukwu the great man,

The feet that stands when others kneel,

The only man who can chant a dead man to life

and play a deaf man to hear.

U will be remembered till Nigeria exist no more
Politics / Re: I’m Happy Ojukwu Died As A Nigerian — Gowon by Ihengote: 8:34am On Nov 28, 2011
Bleep dat moder fucker for making dat fucking statement,
Politics / Re: Lower All Flag For Ojukwu And Declare A National Holiday by Musiwa by Ihengote: 8:22am On Nov 28, 2011
There is nothing that will be done for Ojukwu, that will be too much for him,
Celebrities / Re: Is Peter Edoche Dead? (Rumour) by Ihengote: 11:03am On Nov 23, 2011
No
Sports / Re: Mikel Disappointed Me But I Wont Punish Him - Keshi by Ihengote: 12:29pm On Nov 22, 2011
omo9ja1:

Who is Mikel Obi?

Honestly, who is he?
Crime / Re: Chxta's Horrible Experience: Robbed, Beaten, Tied-Up, Dumped by Ihengote: 12:26pm On Nov 22, 2011
Nwanze's landlord, Alhaji Abiola Sani, had reported the presence of robbers in
the area to the Lagos State Rapid Response Squad, but no one came for hours
Eventually, some policemen from the Ojodu police station arrived but by that time, the robbers were nowhere to be found. The police left after concluding that the robbers had gone.

No sooner had the police departed than the robbers reemerged and began firing at Alhaji Sani's residence. They emptied entire magazines on the place and in the process, Alhaji Sani's wife was hit in the arm.


Imagin,
Romance / Re: Which Month Has The Most Birthdays. . .>>>poll by Ihengote: 12:16pm On Nov 22, 2011
November all d way ,
Although am MAY,
Politics / Senator Behind Boko Haram by Ihengote: 11:46am On Nov 22, 2011
An acclaimed Islamic fundamentalist, Ali Sanda Umar Konduga, currently detained by the State Security Service (SSS), said yesterday that a certain Senator and some politicians in the North are behind Boko Haram.

The alleged sect’s spokesman was paraded by the SSS in Abuja. He said that he was named Usman Al-Zawahiri to conceal his identity for security reasons.

The Islamist sect had claimed responsibility for the bombing of the United Nations (UN) building in Abuja which killed 24 people and injured several staffers of the world body. It also claimed that it had a hand in last Sallah (Eid-el-kabir)terror attacks on Yobe State which claimed over 150 lives.

In his confession, Konduga said that he was a student under the late leader of Boko Haram, the late Mohammed Yusuf, averring that they were political thugs, recruited by some northern politicians, and that they were faring well before things fell apart between them and they resorted to attacking the state.
Alleging also that the sect was enjoying great sponsorship and patronage from these politicians, the alleged spokesman of the sect who, said that he was recently suspended by the Islamic terror group, which suspected him of giving information to security agencies, disclosed that the sect now has three official spokespersons, Abu Kaka, Abu Darda and Abu Zaid.

However, in her address, the Deputy Director, Press of the SSS, Marilyn Ogar, who told correspondents that security agencies never enjoyed any privileged information from Konduga before his arrest, said that he was picked up on November 3, at about 2030 hours at Gwange area of Maiduguri, Borno State, by a joint security operation.

Stating that he had made several revealing confessions, Ogar, who said that Konduga also confessed to being a former political thug operating under a group widely known as ECOMOG, said that his arrest, “further confirms the Service’s position that some of the Boko Haram extremists have political patronage and sponsorship. This is more as Al-Zawahiri has so far made valuable confessions in this regard.”
Ogar further said that Konduga confessed that, “he was recruited by a political party stalwart in Maiduguri, Borno State, that following the compulsory registration of all SIMs nationwide, he was asked to steal a SIM which he used in sending threat text messages.

“That the pseudo name, Usman Al-Zawahiri, was given to him by the said politician to portray him as an extremist as well as conceal his true identity.
“That one of his benefactors promised to pay him N10 million to work for his party, but by stint of fate, he sponsor died on his way to deliver the part payment of N5 million to Al-Zawahiri.
“That consequent upon this, suspect claimed a serving member of the National Assembly took over the running of his activities.

“That he (Senator) was behind the threat text messages sent to the justice of the Election Petition Tribunal in Maiduguri. His objective was to ensure that the tribunal sacks the present government in Borno State.
“That he was also behind other threat messages sent to Governor Sule Lamido of Jigawa State, Governor Babangida Aliyu (Niger), Ambassador Dalhatu Sarki Tafida, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo and Justice Sabo Adamu (Chairman of the Election Petition Tribunal in Borno State).
“That most of the threat messages he sent to Justice Adamu, were scripted and relayed to him by the National Assembly member.

“That the same legislator promised to send him some telephone numbers of members of the Galtimari Committee on Security in the North-East, before he (Al-Zawahiri) was apprehended.
“That the telephone number and content of the text messages sent to the Attorney-General of the Federation (AGF) and Minister of Justice were also given to him by the legislator to compel him (AGF) to influence the judgment of the tribunal against the government in Borno State.”
Meanwhile, Ogar said that analysis on Al-Zawahiri’s phone had confirmed constant communication between him and the legislator.

Thus, she reiterated the Service’s commitment to address the current threats posed by the Boko Haram and other forms of fundamentalism in the country, including the dimensions of political patronage and sponsorship of extremist and violent groups.
It would be recalled that security agencies had fingered some Northern lawmakers as being behind the terror group

Source: http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2011/nov/22/national-22-11-2011-001.html
Webmasters / Re: Airtel Nigeria Website Error Prone? by Ihengote: 8:20am On Nov 22, 2011
[quote author=sweet-pawn link=topic=807840.msg9598366#msg9598366 date=1321834063]
I checked this link: http://www.ng.airtel.com/Extras/AirtelMobileInternet.aspx which for some reason is no longer available and was shocked to see that the server gave me an error message!
I mean a WHOLE airtel cannot clean up their website! No wonder their services suck! Pooh!
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Y r u going to their root folder, y not go straight to http://www.ng.airtel.com and free your self from stres,
Education / Re: Schools Shut Down In Osun Over Hijab by Ihengote: 11:47am On Nov 18, 2011
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imek26:

The school authority should allow them wear their hijabs.
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U r out of your senses, the schools mentioned here are the christain schools, will muslem schools allow christains to do morning devotions, read bible or sing christain songs in the asemble.
In the case of public school, if hijab is not part of the uniform, why putting it on to school . There are muslems schools around were you can put on your hijab if u like wearing it to school.
Phones / Re: MTN Crashes Blackberry Price To N1500 For Full Package by Ihengote: 11:51am On Nov 17, 2011
ifyalways:

AND why did they not sms their customers about the new tarriff and activation code if they are sincere to themselves ?

It was BIS to 21600 for 3K/mth and now its BBC to 21600,How many of their clients did they inform or they expect everyone to be checking their yeye site for update?

200mg is the mother of the insult.Mscheew.Hate them though im using it.

supported
Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Okereke Receiving Her Award (photo) by Ihengote: 2:27pm On Nov 16, 2011
Sexy Baby,
Politics / Re: Which Country Would You Have Chosen To Be Born? by Ihengote: 9:59am On Nov 16, 2011
Nigeria all d way but without BH and the likes,
Jokes Etc / Re: Magic Kitchen by Ihengote: 6:15am On Nov 15, 2011
Agybabe:

nice one, seen it before sha
don't mind Ajibel, don't you see his signatuer? (the joke critic). Are you a newbee?


Thanks dear
Jokes Etc / Re: Magic Kitchen by Ihengote: 11:20pm On Nov 14, 2011
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Ajibel:

dry magic joke angry angry angry angry


Y explain,
Jokes Etc / Magic Kitchen by Ihengote: 11:04pm On Nov 14, 2011
kemefuna is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss & add water 2it 2replace what he drank.But d Boss was suspicious & decided 2buy pasties (a French wine d@ changes color if u add water)just like dettol.

Ikemefuna as usual,drank from d wine & topped it up wt water (2 replace what he drank).

But unfortunately for him,immediately he added water d pasties became milky.& when d Boss came back & noticed it,he knew he had nailed ikemefuna. Ikemefuna also knew d@ he was in trouble & decided 2stay put in d kitchen when his boss came .

The Boss told his wife abt what he observe

"Ikemefuna!", he called from the sitting room.

He answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pasties?".

Ikemefuna :No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then d Boss went 2d kitchen 2meet him there:
"Are u insane or what? Why when I call u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question u don't answer me? "

Ikemefuna retorted hmmm oga "when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except ur name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, u go 2d bar stand beside Madam, while I'll go in2 d kitchen,& u will ask me a question ".

Ikemefuna accepted.

The Boss was in d kitchen & ikemefuna shouted:

"Boss".

He answered: "Yes, ikem".

"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam
is not at home ? "

No answer.

D boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak to d maids room when madam no dey house?"

No answer.

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name. D wife interrupted datz not true it’s a lie without argument ikemefuna asked if she'l enter d magic kitchen & be tested she agreed.
Ikemefuna: Madam

I dey hear Ʋ very very well ask your question

Who is junior biological father ? Me or d Boss

Madam: : rushed out of d kitchen
d kitchen needs 2b fumigated I can't understand anything @ all
Education / Re: Pictures Of A Primary School In Nigeria by Ihengote: 4:25pm On Nov 12, 2011
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seedord247:

[color=#550000]This school must be in East side of nigeria
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I checked your profile and confirmed that you are still a Mama's Boy going by your post above,
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Bostwana - Super Eagles Friendly - (0 - 0) On Sat 12th November 2011 by Ihengote: 8:56am On Nov 12, 2011
As usual, Super Eagles in training,

Health / Re: Which Hospital Is The Best In Nigeria? by Ihengote: 11:13am On Nov 09, 2011
General Hospital Surulere, Lagos,
Politics / Re: The Senate Without Dora Akunyili by Ihengote: 10:42am On Oct 17, 2011
@Onye ngbu, brilliant reply. Straight to the point and cosign 1million. Funny to see sycophant Akunyili who is down and out and who nemesis caught up with is still bitter about losing an election she knew she was bound to lose. She is a misrepresentation of the women folk, a selfish woman who is narcisistic and has nothing to offer. The senate and indeed the Nigerian people has excommunicated her. Lesson for another life.
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Bro, this is not where u exhibit ur personal beef with Dora, be guided
Politics / Re: Describe Rochas Okoracha's Administration In 2 Words by Ihengote: 11:32am On Oct 16, 2011
Is working
Politics / Re: Describe Gej's Administration In 2 Words. by Ihengote: 11:30am On Oct 16, 2011
Signifies Symbolism
Religion / Re: Why Do People Hate The Bible So Much? by Ihengote: 10:59am On Oct 16, 2011
Because Bible is the truth,
Career / Re: Airtel Agrees To Recall 3,000 Sacked Workers by Ihengote: 10:32pm On Oct 11, 2011
@ekt_bear

U are the most stupid person i have ever seen, going by your comment

So is not illegal to fire your workers by text messages,

Be careful,
Phones / Re: Repetition While Posting On Nl From A Phone. Solution? by Ihengote: 6:28am On Oct 01, 2011
how do i log on to NL forum from my phone

pls help
Phones / Re: Repetition While Posting On Nl From A Phone. Solution? by Ihengote: 11:29am On Sep 30, 2011
How can i log on to nairaland forum on my BB,

pls sombody help,
Politics / Re: Where Is Dimeji Bankole? by Ihengote: 4:26pm On Sep 03, 2011
Dimeji Bankole is in Nigeria
LWKMD

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