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Romance / Re: Please, Help Me Answer This Question by ikeno(m): 6:37pm On Feb 04, 2023
EFULEFU1:


I won't menshun your name
You will still menshun my name to baba God
Romance / Re: Please, Help Me Answer This Question by ikeno(m): 4:57pm On Feb 04, 2023
EFULEFU1:


Get me the digital address
I can't be an accomplice
Romance / Re: Tomorrow Is Sunday by ikeno(m): 2:49pm On Feb 04, 2023
They believe God will come down and make Nigeria better.God will only show you the way to make it better by getting you PVC and voting for the right candidate
Romance / Re: Please, Help Me Answer This Question by ikeno(m): 2:37pm On Feb 04, 2023
Sniper is expensive now,why not save your money and use third mainland bridge.that one no go cost you even e dey alot painless than sniperπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Romance / Re: Yahoo Guys by ikeno(m): 2:33pm On Feb 04, 2023
Yahoo too don cast,maga don dey get senseπŸ˜„

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Romance / Re: Whats That Phobia (irrational Fear) You Have? by ikeno(m): 2:29pm On Feb 04, 2023
Both aquaphobia and acrophobia.the former, childhood experience which I nearly got drowned and the latter,I get freeze without moving
Romance / Re: Brothel Hoes ! by ikeno(m): 6:10am On Feb 04, 2023
Those brothel girls have been helping men to relieve the stress of day by day hustle since millennium.

"You gerrit,if you don't gerrit forget about itπŸ‘

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Education / Re: Why This Man Is Known As The "Luckiest Man In The World" by ikeno(m): 7:24pm On Feb 03, 2023
Human puss in the bootsπŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Romance / Re: Dating by ikeno(m): 5:42pm On Feb 03, 2023
Dupe8x:
Is it bad for a man to take of a pretty lady like me
Show me your pic let me be the judge of thatπŸ€”
Romance / Re: Dating by ikeno(m): 1:59pm On Feb 03, 2023
Are you incapitated or sick that you want someone to be taking care of you.

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Romance / Re: Shocking: 2 Players Carrying A New Stadium by ikeno(m): 10:00pm On Feb 02, 2023
A very standard stadium that will host so many matches.the debut match will be fireπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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Romance / Re: What Is The Exchange In Your Area by ikeno(m): 5:10pm On Feb 02, 2023
I notice that sellers are now pasting their account details in front of their shops so that buyers can make transfer.

Most pos operators charge 1k for every 10k withdrawal.
Family / Re: 200 Years....real Or Format? by ikeno(m): 11:04pm On Feb 01, 2023
What proof do they have that the man was 200years.

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Romance / Re: This Pregnancy Wan Put Me For Trouble, Advice A G by ikeno(m): 10:52pm On Feb 01, 2023
When you were climbing her doing wotowoto on her body you didn't ask her if she was bleeping other guys.
When you were going skin to skin with her and her kpekus was sweeting you,did you ask her if she was bleeping other guys.

After getting her pregnant,it's now you know that different men have been hanging around her mother shop.
It's now you know her mother is diabolic because you don't want to take responsibility for your actions.
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

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Travel / Re: Heavily Overloaded Bus Spotted Recently On A Highway (pics/video) by ikeno(m): 9:23pm On Feb 01, 2023
Obviously that's not in Nigeria cause every body go use the driver chop.from police to soldier to frsc.
Romance / Re: Guys, Come In Here by ikeno(m): 8:59pm On Feb 01, 2023
We know it's terrifying, horrifying, absurd, disgusting, insidious.but,just assuming it happens,what will you do in both scenario.
Romance / Re: Pos Should Be Banned For Life by ikeno(m): 8:42pm On Feb 01, 2023
I understand your pain,when you're charged 1k for 10k withdrawal.πŸ˜ƒ
Crime / Re: Tyre Nichols An Innocent Man Who Was Murdered By Police by ikeno(m): 8:35pm On Feb 01, 2023
I saw one officer kicked him in the head like someone that's about to take a penalty kickπŸ˜’
Romance / Re: POS Operators una Own 2much by ikeno(m): 1:32am On Feb 01, 2023
Cashless is the best.all my purchases or payment for services is done through transfer,if I need little cash I transfer extra and the person gives me the difference in cash.no more extravagant spending when I use to have much cash on me.

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Education / Re: β€œOur Client Wanted To Say Pupsy"– Lawyer Writes To Federal Polytechnic Nekede by ikeno(m): 4:28pm On Jan 31, 2023
A graduate with no brain 😏

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Romance / Re: Men No More Marrying Girls Above 19 by ikeno(m): 8:17pm On Jan 30, 2023
You no want let sleeping dog lie,my hand no dey ooπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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Romance / Re: My Husband Is Cheating On Me by ikeno(m): 4:47pm On Jan 30, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:


Do cheating men have a pattern? They do it anytime they see the opportunity too
πŸ€”
Romance / Re: My Husband Is Cheating On Me by ikeno(m): 2:42pm On Jan 30, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:


The exception doesn't make the rule.


He's cheating.

She knows he's cheating.

We know he's cheating.
Bro, it's just 4days she said.must he be doing it every day
Romance / Re: What Is Going On Here? by ikeno(m): 11:43pm On Jan 29, 2023
D guy need to test if her product dey work for her body.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Romance / Re: My Husband Is Cheating On Me by ikeno(m): 11:24pm On Jan 29, 2023
He hasn't touched you for sometime doesn't mean he's cheating.he could be stress at work or at home.

My girl,was complaining that I haven't bleeped her for awhile that it's obvious am getting it from someone else,which isn't true.just that have been extra busy on a project at work so bleeping was the last thing on my mind as of then.but,the day I decided to give it to her,I was pounding her the way they pound fufu for close to 2hrs.she avoided me for 3days saying I want to send her to her early graveπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Crime / Re: Horrific Video Shows Five Cops Beating Tyre Nichols To Death As He Screams F.... by ikeno(m): 2:24pm On Jan 29, 2023
I felt so sad when I watched the video how these innocent black guy was brutalized and later died by those 5 black police men from the SCORPION department.πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
Crime / Re: Scam Alert Joan Ifeanyichukwu Is A Scammer by ikeno(m): 9:31pm On Jan 28, 2023
Any girl that I send tf to come and she refuses to come and don't refund my money. I will sue her shikena

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Food / Re: Will You Buy A Small Bottle Of Water 2k? by ikeno(m): 8:13pm On Jan 28, 2023
You not paying for just the foods and drinks but also for the coziness of the place and serene atmosphere πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Same thing with phcn and crazy bill,they don't just bill you for only the electricity they supply but also the darkness when there's no electricity.🀣🀣🀣

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Romance / Re: If You Knew You Had One Hour To Die by ikeno(m): 4:55pm On Jan 27, 2023
Just my normal routine,call my loved ones,say my usual prayer
Crime / Re: Man Beats Girlfriend To Death In Bayelsa by ikeno(m): 7:35pm On Jan 26, 2023
We should try to control our anger so as to avoid domestic violence.

I will never forget the day my over possessive, jealous ex wanted to stab me with a kitchen knife 😠

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Romance / Re: How Do I Regain My Esteem That I Ve Lost To My Girlfriend? by ikeno(m): 6:47pm On Jan 26, 2023
Respect is earned by respecting yourself,stop being too clingy,add value to your life.

If she does something you don't like just ignore for some time even when she start crying her crocodile tears just give her space.

A girl you do everything for and doesn't add value to your life still disrespects you.😏

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