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Family / Re: Delta Family Fights Over N250,000 Bride Price (pic) by ILAB(f): 8:59pm On May 13, 2023
BRIDE PRICE IS HERE BY OFFICIALLY CANCELLED
TV/Movies / Re: Kohsi Is The Winner Of Big Brother Titans (BBTITANS) Season 1 by ILAB(f): 9:01pm On Apr 02, 2023
[.....And very soon BBnaija will kick start, Dont celebrate for too long
Mstcheew!

Thank God. Somebody will be paying 14,250 every month to watch DSTv, people for house no go use the diversity of channels. Three months of which basically everyday 15 hours on Big Brother channel. Thank God this thing is over. Everyone can go back to pressing their phone and leaving the remote for person.[/quote]

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Events / Re: Why Are Weddings Always held On Saturdays? by ILAB(f): 8:33pm On Jan 14, 2023
superCleanworks:
that is for those that like to follow society definitions and rules like mindless sheeps. Thereby leading to unnecessary tension and financial stress.

happy are those who are man enough to break free from NORMAL and do our thing our own way. not everyone likes paparazzi
On point❤
Romance / Re: Man Shares Message He Received From His House Cleaner Who Was Asking Him Out by ILAB(f): 2:04am On Sep 27, 2022
ThankGod she didn't use love portion to reset your brains. Na love she profess, I love her guts
Travel / Re: Which Nice Country Can I Relocate To Legally With ₦8m? by ILAB(f): 11:50pm On Dec 15, 2021
After making 8million you wan run go spend am somewhere,bros come back and go to UAR
Crime / Re: Armed Robber Operating In Civil Defense Uniform Arrested In Ogun (Photo) by ILAB(f): 10:09pm On Feb 08, 2021
NO PLEASE, YOUR LIFE IS SOO PRECIOUS, YOU GONNA OVERCOME THIS... JUST BELIEVE. Each day with its own surprise.

Meanwhile, I'm tempted to end this life of mine because of debt of N65,000. It may not be a big sum but if you don't have, it means you don't have. I'm depressed and suicidal. Who can help please?[/quote]

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Travel / Re: Woman Upset Over Failed Relationship, Smashes Plane Window Mid-flight In China by ILAB(f): 9:41pm On Jun 15, 2020
THE MOMENT WE LAND, THE BEAT I GO BEAT HER ENH........ WAT NONSENSE, SHE SULD MEET HER EX ONE ON ONE AND VERGE HER ANGER, INSTEAD OF PUTTING PASSENGERS LIVES AT RISK...... MTCHEEEEEEEWWWWW

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Romance / Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by ILAB(f): 8:25am On Apr 17, 2020
I THINK HE DID PROPOSE NOW TO KNOW IF THE GIRL TRUELY LOVES HIM WHEN HE HAS NOTHING..............
BrilliantGigolo:



Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh

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Travel / Re: When Last Did You Travel To The Village? by ILAB(f): 11:23am On Dec 23, 2019
Today
Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy That Won't Ask You For Sex Until Marriage? by ILAB(f): 12:03am On Aug 31, 2019
internationalman:
Does a guy like that exist?

Even if he did, ladies would assume he's not OK down there...

That's how one impotent pastor imprisoned one girl like that for life all in the name of I'M A PASTOR, SO NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE
The Bible still stands, no sex before marrige

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Family / Re: Parents Arrange Wife For Their 21-Year-Old Son Who Has SS Genotype by ILAB(f): 8:56pm On Aug 22, 2019
We live in a country wia you have small disorder and you are not regarded as a complete human being. Pathetic, Las Las everybody go die someday. uote author=marlow1962 post=81494945]Proper medicine is need.i know a man who is SS and he is 76 years old.if the guy can take care of himself he will live to marry,have kids and see he's kids grow.and please you guys should stop all this death thing.he did not create himself.[/quote]

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Health / Re: Constipation: How Do I Treat This Long Term Disease Naturally? Please, Urgent! by ILAB(f): 7:41pm On Aug 12, 2019
[Take concentrated lipton tea first thing in d morning, dnt add anything. quote author=TerryMcGinis post=81180730]Am 26+, male and have been suffering from constipation for a long time now, since 2007/08 if I remember correctly, it started as mild constipation, but then it started getting worse.

I'd go for days, 4/5 before I would be able to go to the loo...and even when I finally go, I don't get to empty my bowel completely, its just little that comes out, my stomach is always bloated, even when I haven't eaten, p.s I used to have a flat tummy. But nowadays my tummy is always swollen. After managing to go to toilet, I still feel the need to go, because I just pass out very small quantity of faeces no matter how much I eat, and how much I strain to push them out, it doesn't change.
I've tried incorporating fruits and I drink lots of water, I drink two satchet of water or more sometimes, I've reduced fried meals still no change.

I believe I'm suffering this ailment because as a teen I was always fond of indulging in late night meals, heavy meals like especially beans and bread, and my theory is that I've over worked my stomach, and upset the balance, I'm really suffering, as I type I'm not at ease at all...I'm always hearing noise in my stomach, lest I forget, I have been experiencing symptoms of ulcer for four to five years now.

Practitioners in the house I need your help on how to clean my colon of old faeces stuck inside my intestines, so I can be free, and feel light again, its impossible for me to lose weight because of it, when I don't eat well, I would get constipated for long term. And when I visit the loo, I would pass out very tiny stuff.

Please help a brother if you know anybody that has experienced this before and found a solution to it. God bless you all.


Front page pls: mods. I beg you in the name of God.
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Crime / Re: Pradnya Parkar Kills Her Daughter, Commits Suicide by ILAB(f): 7:30pm On Aug 12, 2019
Pls suicide is neva an option, wat do u Wana talk abt?
frbona:
Seems the suicide/depression scourge doesn't exist in Nigeria alone.
I've been thinking along that line for a while now.
Help needed urgently

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Business / Re: Lady Shows Off All The Money She Saved In Her Piggy Bank This Year (Photos) by ILAB(f): 8:01pm On Dec 21, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
From her savings, you can only see #500 and #1000 notes. That's the denomination of money ashawo dey always collect for short-time in a brothel depending on your bargaining power.

Ashawo work is really lucrative.
SENSELESS
Health / Re: Indonesian Teenagers Are Boiling Used Sanitary Pads And Nappies To Get High by ILAB(f): 10:34pm On Nov 15, 2018
nigerians will soon copy
Romance / Re: How Many Healthy Relationships Do You See Out There? by ILAB(f): 10:24pm On May 25, 2018
Mine and others
Education / Re: University Of Abuja Lecturer Burst Into Tears After Analyzing This (Photos) by ILAB(f): 11:19pm On Apr 21, 2018
Abjay97:
A true citizen weeps for his country, when it is messed up
. Buhari once wept to,wat is the outcome now? no be by tears
Politics / Re: Abdulrahaim Idris, One Legged Man, Gets Help - Pictures by ILAB(f): 11:15pm On Apr 21, 2018
i always see Abdulkareem,even when his colleagues r resting,he is always working.Godbless mr donor
Family / Re: Your Husband Cracks A Joke And Your Maid Says 'Naughty Boy', What Will You Do? by ILAB(f): 8:05pm On Jan 23, 2018
I personally see nothing wrong with what she said.abi is now a taboo 4 a maid to crack joke with her madam and oga?
Family / Re: I Needed a miracle and I just got a miracle. by ILAB(f): 4:02pm On Jan 21, 2018
God Bless you Mr uche
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower 2017 Pre-selected Applicant Who Has Done Physica Verification Successfuly by ILAB(f): 3:10am On Dec 07, 2017
@ magajin Gari side,close to NYSC office
Family / Re: LADIES, COME IN HERE AND SEE SOMETHING YOU'LD LOVE (pics) by ILAB(f): 8:40pm On Nov 16, 2017
How much?
Health / Re: Man Vomits & Collapses At First Bank In Enugu (Photos) by ILAB(f): 7:51pm On Nov 13, 2017
OboOlora:
I would have said 'hunger' but if he could afford that $450 Philip Plein top, then he's not hungry
.thats the Aba version
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: All Working Class Lets Meet Here And Help Other Unemployed by ILAB(f): 4:20pm On Oct 27, 2017
Hello everyone,please my boyfriend needs a job,he has be unemployed for years,cant stand the pain to watch him keep struggling .I need your assistance.He is a Msc graduate in Petroleum Geosciences (Distinction) and B Eng.,Electrical and computer engineering(2nd class upper)...Email:marvelshakey@yahoo.com

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Education / Re: Photos From The Pool Party Organised By Yabatech Students by ILAB(f): 2:41pm On Oct 22, 2017
Pool party @ night? Looking disgusting

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Romance / Re: Advice To Ladies...sex Can Not Keep A Man by ILAB(f): 7:29pm On Oct 03, 2017
#WORD#
Family / Re: God I thank you by ILAB(f): 12:52am On Sep 24, 2017
The thought of man is different from that of GOD......you just failed a couple of times and you are giving up already!,haven't you heard that quitters ain't winners. My Dear,you got life and good health be thankful...(I have been in and out of the hospital countless times,My bank statement is gauging red,but every minute of my life I say Thank you LORD) coz I knw God is preparing someting big for me......Better days ahead and always be hopeful. Plz do away with such thought
Events / Re: Is N500k Marriage Still Possible In This Recession? by ILAB(f): 4:39pm On Sep 21, 2017
BellaElla:
I need to ask, is the 500k all the money you have in your savings or just what you have earmarked for you wedding?
if the former is the case, please hold on a while and try to save some more or reduce your wedding budget by 200k . U should never start a marriage with an empty account balance.
If the latter is the case, i will proceed to breakdown the expenses for you.
Traditional marriage : (200k)
- attire for couple : 30k
-5 crates of malt (120pcs) : 15k
-Half bag of rice and condiments: 40k
-1 cow leg : 15k
- Marriage rites 100k ( This will work only if you have an understanding bride and inlaws)
Borrow a home theater system to her place for music and play from your phone using auxiliary wire.

Wedding / Registry : 300k
Groom suit, shoes, shirt :20k (You can get a wonderful suit from Ariaria market for 14k)
Brides outfit : 50k
Dj :10k (Get a friend to do Mc)
catering for 100 people : 100k .(Budget 1k per person, it will be enough) everybody must not chop grin
Chairs, canopies, decoration: 50k
Rings, Cake : 50k
photography :50k

Tips on how to save more money
1. Do trad and white same day. This saves half of the cooking and logistics fund which can be utilized elsewhere.
2. Use an open field for reception
3. Avoid buying asoebi with the hope that people will buy from you.most people especially family will just collect and not pay back. give colours of the day instead.
4. You do not need to print 200 invitation cards. about 20 pcs will do for your esteemed guests, the rest can be invited electronically
5. Please , please and please, do not waste money on plenty 5 step cake and a bejeweled bouquet, or even expensive bridal shoes. You will have no need them after that day
6. You do not need emblazoned souvenir bags, there are plenty plastic souvenirs sold for 100 naira each.
7. You do not need to collect photobook ooooo. Many photographers use that to scam couples . What I did during my wedding was that I hired 2 cameras video and photo (5D) for 2 days at 15k each per day. I gave a relative to take pics and he put the soft copies in a flash for me. everything for trad and white cost 70k and i Had great quality pics. I did the photobook and two frames at a later date when we had recovered small and it was way cheaper doing it myself.
8. Please do not serve alcohol at ur wedding if you want to cut cost.

If the 500k is for only wedding ceremony then you do not have wahala. Just ensure you and your bride are on the same page and she knows exactly how much you have to spend.


You are soo on point

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Politics / Re: Women Present 27 Cakes To Okorocha Ahead Of His 55th Birthday In Imo (Photos) by ILAB(f): 7:14pm On Sep 19, 2017
What if he dies b4 his Birthday?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Decisions Have You Taken That Have Affected Your Life Positively? by ILAB(f): 11:10pm On Sep 08, 2017
Accepting CHRIST as my Lord and Saviour

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Family / Re: Indian Man Marries Rat, Claims It’s Reincarnation Of Dead Wife by ILAB(f): 4:26am On Sep 02, 2017
Buhari is busy hunting rats n some are busy getting married to rats........Thats life,one man's food is another man's poison

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Celebrities / Re: Nakitende Esther, Ugandan Plus-Sized Model Shares Lovely Pictures by ILAB(f): 4:09pm On Aug 08, 2017
I must confess, she is beautiful,classy,she got nyc shape,luvly skin color and kudos to the designer of all her dresses

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