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Politics / Re: CBN Removes Report On Fresh ₦3.8 Trillion Loan By Tinubu Govt by Ilekokonit: 3:29am On Apr 30
Blazetrailer:
This action of devaluation without thinking has set the economy back 20 years.

Tinubu (a drug baron cum certified treasury looter) getting his hands on the Nigerian Treasury has finished Nigeria. Just watch as it all unravels and the criminality and sheer GREED in Tinubu (that was never hidden or disguised) will be clear for all decent Nigerians to finally see for themselves.

Only an act of God can save Nigeria and Nigerians from Tinubu's vice like grip.
Politics / Re: CBN Removes Report On Fresh ₦3.8 Trillion Loan By Tinubu Govt by Ilekokonit: 3:24am On Apr 30
CrossRhodes:

They don print money taya

Oh nigeria, thy day cometh when your glory will be restored, but these evil doers and their supporters will never live to see it.

Amen.
Politics / Re: Wike: Pray For Tinubu So That All The Promises He Made Will Be Kept by Ilekokonit: 2:42am On Apr 30
Pray For Tinubu So That All The Promises He Made Will Be Kept - Wike

Oloriburuku. Is it prayers that the Prime ministers and Presidents of functioning countries rely on ?

You and your principal are rogues that should be chained hand and foot and locked up in a dark dungeon and the key thrown away.

Awon ashiere.
Romance / Re: My Nyansh Has Taken Me Places - Side Chick Brags (Video) by Ilekokonit: 2:34am On Apr 30
Righteousness2:
That thing that you claim to use to Snatch someone Husband will also Snatch you to the Lake of Fire. A place of tears, lamentations, regrets , toture and Pains.

You forgot to add that its also a place of gnashing of teeth.
Business / Re: Naira Maintains Steady Falls As Speculators Scoop Dollars by Ilekokonit: 9:56pm On Apr 27
redsun:
How on earth can the currency of a country without electricity and pipe borne water in the 21st century compete with the almighty dollar? The government should channel the hard earned resources into providing the basics for the country to work it's way out of the dark age.

Worrying about Naira's internationally status should be the least on the government agenda at this point in time where the people chronically lack the basics.

I tire for the cash and carry Lootocrats o. They think that a Country's currency can be shored up by brute force especially when that country is being run by unpatriotic and greedy criminals and a commander in thief with a drug past and a sordid present.
Family / Re: My Husband Kicked Me Out After A DNA Test Revealed He Wasn’t My Daughter Dad by Ilekokonit: 9:08pm On Apr 27
Ever8090:
I don't know if some of this stories are actually true or just for content.

Personally, I doubt the story as her "so called" Mum is not old enough to be her Mum. She is just a pathological liar chasing clout and views on social media.

No so some woman on social media lie say whenever her husband wants to piss, he calls her and has sex with her so that he can urinate inside her when that is not even medically possible as the route for urine into the penis (the neck of the bladder) is blocked off by a mans natural anatomy during sex to prevent urine and semen from mixing. But some gullible people believed the "cork" and bull story.
https://www.nairaland.com/5284595/husband-pees-inside-wife-during
Crime / Re: "I Hired Assassins To Kill My Brother Because Our Father Trusted Him More" by Ilekokonit: 8:48pm On Apr 27
It was only Kadade that attended primary and secondary schools. My father said it was not necessary for the rest of us to go to school and that he wanted all of us to become farmers. Yet he kept calling us illiterates who could not speak English.”

Some parents sow the seed of enmity amongst their own children with their careless words comparing one child against the other.
Business / Re: Naira Maintains Steady Falls As Speculators Scoop Dollars by Ilekokonit: 4:24am On Apr 27
Millimann:
Just last week, Aisha Yesufu told everyone not to offload their dollars because she knows this government are scammers, but the agbado e-rodents insulted her

I hope the criminals don't arrest the lady for speaking the truth.
Business / Re: Naira Maintains Steady Falls As Speculators Scoop Dollars by Ilekokonit: 4:23am On Apr 27
Eriokanmi:
Only those who don't know tinubu in lagos will be expecting miracles. We know better grin

Any right thinking resident of Lagos State knew the unmitigated disaster Tinubu was and still is to the Lagos Treasury and shouted from the hilltops before the elections but the Supreme Court bandits sold Nigeria to Tinubu.

Now its too late to turn back and only divine intervention or an act of God can give Nigeria a glimmer of hope again.

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Business / Re: Naira Maintains Steady Falls As Speculators Scoop Dollars by Ilekokonit: 4:19am On Apr 27
Itiskdg121:
Only God knows the people sabotaging the country's progress.

The culprits are the politicians. If Yahaya Bello can pay his childrens school fees in advance from 2021 up to 2035 to the tune of $800,000 hard currency paid into the Schools Yankee Account and when you extrapolate this multiplied by 36 criminally minded Governors, an equally corrupt Bullion Van President and nearly 800 greedy Senators and Rep members all buying dollars to send their kids to school abroad, then demand and supply forces will kick in and Dollar will rise due to increased demand and the Naira will do the opposite.

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Business / Re: Naira Maintains Steady Falls As Speculators Scoop Dollars by Ilekokonit: 4:07am On Apr 27
Racoon:
Meanwhile, do you agree? Can you stake your dollar or investment into the hands of those who have no accountability and unbridled penchant for institutional corruption?

"Nigeria Plans a $10 Billion Diaspora Fund to Attract Dollar Inflows"

The federal government has announced plans to set up a $10 billion diaspora fund to attract investment from citizens living abroad.

Tinubu is not content with stealing Nigerians living in Nigeria blind. He wants to extend his greedy fingers and beady eyes to Nigerians living in Diaspora. Dey play.

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Politics / Re: Is Tinubu Clueless ? by Ilekokonit: 3:04am On Apr 27
Legalaffairs:
Tinubu is stuck. Tinubu is cluestiff, Tinubu can't learn good morals in old age. His corrupt antecedents are his albatross. When you are not trusted, you are not trusted.

Well said.
Politics / Re: IGP Egbetokun Withdraws Policemen From Kano Agency For Investigating Ganduje by Ilekokonit: 3:02am On Apr 27
Legalaffairs:
This is the Natural Consequence of electing a mysterious man that has no known straight records. A man whose life revolves around forgery, drugs, thuggery and high profile corruption.

The fish got rotten from the head.

You have said it all.

Nigerians have not yet fully realised how much of a criminal Tinubu is. By the time he rules for 8 years and then uses stolen money to perpetuate his stooges into power for the foreseeable future, maybe Nigerians will then realise how much of a criminal Tinubu really is.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye And His 3 Customised G-Wagons, 2 Brabus And One Mansory by Ilekokonit: 2:43am On Apr 27
emkz:
If Nigerians find out the level of fraud taking place in the National Assembly, then we'd set that place on fire. Bogus constituency allowance, inflated reimbursements from the Federal Government for oversight functions, kickbacks from ministries and agencies of government; budget padding, inexplicible constituency allowance for projects never carried out, unnecessary foreign trips funded by tax payers, ridiculous holiday allowances, quarterly payments for only gawd knows what for...infact, if Nigeria is not a rich country, these guys would have collapsed this country.

One of the Senators mentioned that the senators padded the budget from 25 Trillion Naira to 28 trillion and they rewarded him by ganging up and suspending him.

We have a Senate President in Akpabio who allegedly stole 108 Billion Naira from Akwa Ibom State and he still made it to become Senate President under the Fantastically corrupt Tinubu. What does that tell you about the Yahaya Bello smokescreen apart from the fact that Tinubu protects the thieves that he likes.

Only in Nigeria will a man (Akpabio) that EFCC asked in April 2023 to turn himself in over corruption investigation become the Senate President a few months later and is now making laws for 200 million of us to follow ??

By the Time Tinubu Ali Baba and his 40 Thieves finish with the Nigerian Treasury, we go know how far. They've already moved their stealing into the realm of Trillions. What next ??
https://www.nairaland.com/7670881/efcc-overlooks-akpabios-alleged-illness

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/595629-efcc-asks-akpabio-to-turn-himself-in-over-corruption-investigation.html?tztc=1
Politics / Re: Consumers Lament As Food Prices Rise 30% In Eight States by Ilekokonit: 2:23am On Apr 27
vanbonattel:


They do that every election year and still wonder why they are poor.

There are even videos on Youtube of some Yahaya Bello supporters invoking juju to stop EFCC from laying their hands on the fugitive criminal. What a country ?

If no be say I grow up for a Nigeria wey dey work "maybe" I for don give up on Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: "If I do not see the Yahaya Bello case to the end, I will resign" - Olukoyede by Ilekokonit: 6:07am On Apr 24
vanbonattel:
Well-done Olukayde. When are you going to pull in Ganduje for the viral stealing of public funds perpetrated on live camera, or is Bello a less Nigerian than ganduje?

Sir, we have zero hopes in your corruption fighting abilities since the government that brought you in has their hands so stained by corruption that then cannot depart from their tradition of sleaze and embezzlement.

Stop deceiving yourself in the vain hopes that you are deceiving us, Yahaya Bello is just another distraction you set up to distract Nigerians that are hungry, jobless and insecure. Yahaya may even be part of the script, but we are not deceived.

Well said. Trust Tinubu and his gang of criminal vipers at your own peril.

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Politics / Re: "Yahaya Bello Paid His Child's School Fees With $720k From Government Account" by Ilekokonit: 6:04am On Apr 24
Godjone:
Na gra gra una dey. If you got balls prosecute him and the likes of ganduje lets see

Tinubu and yeye Bello just dey play with una brain

I wouldn't be suprised as Tinubu's head is full of criminal schemes and deceit.
Celebrities / Re: I Regret Wearing Bikinis, Nudity – Rihanna by Ilekokonit: 5:48am On Apr 24
Seunpapa65:
Yawn
What about the current one of a nun

No mind the certified exhibitionist.
Fashion / Re: The Revealing Outfits Bridesmaids Wore To Welcome Guests At A Wedding (Video) by Ilekokonit: 5:43am On Apr 24
tefishy:
The bride's true identity go soon unveil.
The groom will be grooming a sidechick or second wife soon.

Baba, if people knew just a fraction of the "life" their spouse had lived in the past, people will think twice about getting married.

Marriage is a case of fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Politics / Re: I Want To Appear In Court But I’m Afraid Of Arrest — Yahaya Bello by Ilekokonit: 5:37am On Apr 24
I Want To Appear In Court But I’m Afraid Of Arrest

If you were afraid of arrest, why did you steal from the state treasury If you can't do the time, then don't do the crime.
Romance / Re: Lady Dances Victoriously After Tying the Knot with Her White Lover (pic, video) by Ilekokonit: 5:29am On Apr 24
The girl sabi dance sha.
Romance / Re: Husband Pees Inside Wife During Sex!!! by Ilekokonit: 1:41am On Apr 23
Petvin2000:
Urination and having a full erection are two mutually exclusive events. What this means is that both cannot happen at the same time.
For a man to penetrate a woman he must have an erection, and for a man to urinate he must loss erection.
So it's impossible for men to pee inside a lady.

Exactly.
Romance / Re: Husband Pees Inside Wife During Sex!!! by Ilekokonit: 3:57pm On Apr 22
abiolamitodun:
when I'm having sex...urine never comes at all...even if I wanted to urinate and my woman comes at that moment and we start it..the urine rolls back...how come urinating inside a woman possible...I don't believe it

Don't mind the clout chasers.

Ask any man and they will confirm to you that urinating from an erect penis is not possible talk less of urinating once the penis is inserted in to the vagina during sex. A man can not have sex without an erection and an erect penis outside or inside a vagina can not piss until the erection goes down.

So the original person who posted this on social media is a mischief maker and a BLOODY LIAR unless of course her phantom husband has prostate cancer.

Some people just believe and repost any junk they find on the internet without doing their own research. Oh, I forgot that if the accused party is a man, then he must be guilty without any proof whatsoever.

A simple google search by whoever posted this on Nairaland would have revealed the following :-

The opening of the bladder in a man’s penis closes during sex so that urine does not mix with semen. As a result, urination during sex does not often occur among men.

However, some men can experience incontinence during sex as a side effect of treatment for prostate cancer.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321156

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Career / Re: Obstacle A Police Officer Must Cross Before Qualifying As Mobile Police Officer by Ilekokonit: 3:41pm On Apr 22
See the sadistic smile on the commandant face. The werey probably has never heard of the killer gas called Carbon Monoxide or the fact that in most deaths due to house fires, its not the flames that actually kill but the inhalation of CO gas.

The guy who got out and ran away from this barbaric treatment values his life more than any job. Kudos to him.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Set To Receive Fresh $2.2bn World Bank Loan – Edun by Ilekokonit: 1:19am On Apr 22
GanagiBitrus:
While growing up, I used to hear...
"He Who Goes Borrowing, Goes Sorrowing" smiley

Also, the rich ruleth over the poor and the borrower is a servant to the lender.

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Events / Re: Nigerian Party-goers Now Spray Money Into An Open Box by Ilekokonit: 1:13am On Apr 22
I wonder which is worse. A middle income earner spraying his hard earned money at a party or a Governor, President or Senator stealing billions from the public purse ?

EFCC leaves the politicians stealing billions and is chasing after shadows.

If EFCC is really serious about fighting Financial crime, then they know where to start and its not just Yahaya Bello they should be hunting. There is Akpabio, Ganduje and of course Tinubu himself.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Dubai: It Is Illegal To Post 'Irresponsible' Pictures Of Storms Online by Ilekokonit: 1:00am On Apr 22
LeeSantos:
The last cloud seeding over clouded them.

Hopefully they have learnt their lesson and will stop manipulating rainfall by cloud seeding (injecting chemicals into existing clouds to make the water condense quicker and form rain).
Politics / Re: Everybody Was Afraid Of Spraying Money Including Me - Abike Dabiri-Erewa (Video) by Ilekokonit: 12:51am On Apr 22
They should bring this law to London too 'cos for naija restaurants / bars where they have live bands, once the musician knows your name and you had given him money before, he no go let you rest and enjoy the music in peace as he go just dey hail you dey call your name until you are forced to give him part of the money you suppose use to flex.

Although I get one stubborn friend and no matter how long the musician hails him, he no dey drop one penny.
Family / Re: Hi by Ilekokonit: 11:58pm On Apr 21
matrix199:
How about mine that switched the table fan to the highest speed. I was surfing the web and all of a sudden I dozed off. When I woke, I discovered he ate up his portion of the akara kept for lunch, as well as mine.

Very strategic boy. Knock out the opponent and take what you want before he comes to.
Politics / Re: EFCC Vs Yahaya Bello: Is This Revenge Against The Former Governor? by Ilekokonit: 9:29pm On Apr 20
MEGAWATCH:
Tinubu is a BIG THIEF,

He was angry with Yeye Bello when he heard the amount of money Bello stole from Kogi state and he knows that he might be a very big challenge in 2027.

Tinubu will never want anybody to steal money more than him going forward as long as he remains in power as president.

Food for thought.

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Politics / Re: IGP Withdraws All Policemen Attached To Yahaya Bello by Ilekokonit: 9:50pm On Apr 19
I thought Yahaya Bello and Tinubu were on Good terms

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