Rod67:
2024, never thought I’ll be surfing the net for visa requirements, but hey if I don’t I might be looking for an easy way out (kpia) my budget is 4m naira, I have necessary documents, 2.1 Bsc certificate, virgin passport… Europe or any Schengen countries, or Canada , going through the net traveling with Nigeria passport looks like calculus

N4m will more than open a profitable Mama put in Nigeria.

If you relocate, the 4m Naira will be gone and you then have to contend with competing for almost non existent vacancies with the indigenes of where you relocate to.

Some indigenes in these foreign countries have been unemployed for close to 2 years and their saving grace is that their governments will pay their rent and feeding allowance until they get a job that pays enough. You as a non national will not have this luxury once you spend your 4m Naira on travel, visa and initial accomodation for your first few weeks after which reality will hit you.

A lot of the people in the countries you are looking to relocate too do not have 1m Naira in savings and many of them are currently unemployed.

If I were you, I will stay put in Nigeria and open a Mama put with 1m Naira and put 3m in fixed deposit or better still buy some cheap land and fence it. With the Mama put, at least food will not longer be a problem and if you keep a close eye on it by being there every day, you WILL make a profit you can eventually live on.

The race riots in England of all places where the Oyinbos were attacking immigrants including black people physically in the streets should tell us that the grass is not necessarily greener on the other side and with 3 global wars (Israel, Russia and the Houtis) having damaged international trade in ways world leaders dare not admit lest they precipitate a global recession, what you find now at least in the UK jobs market is that employers are cutting recruitment and the uncertainties mean employees are staying out in their jobs for security meaning that jobs mobility and vacancies take a further reduction in a country that most probably is still in a recession that Rishi Sunak reluctantly admitted to at the last minute.

Even the UK is not smiling for the indigenes work wise talk less of an immigrant with no UK work experience.

It is absurd that a company that declared a net profit of N3.29 trillion for the year ended in December 2023 – an increase of over N700 billion or 28 per cent over the 2022 profit of N2.54 trillion – is indebted by $6.8 billion to international oil traders.

False Accounting will thrive when such a big entity as NNPC is not required to undergo the rigors of an Annual Audit which is an independent examination and expression of opinion or a Companies financial statements.

With no such scrutiny and successive irresponsible and unpatriotic Presidents who benefit from such lack of audit scrutiny willing to turn a blind eye, then anything goes.

eedimo:
Same way the fear of Biochemistry almost pushed me. Med students especially in part 3 need to look out for others.
It's so unfortunate the medical school system in this part of the world is designed to make you fail.

Suicide shouldn't always be an option

Thank God I bailed out after 4 years at UI Med School where 20% of my class cheated to pass exams and another classmate whose Dad was a Professor of Medicine will see the exam questions days before the exams and he will circulate same to his inner circle and they will score 100% in the MCQ exams and the 20% who cheated will score close to 100% too leaving a lot of hard working but honest students battling to avoid their marks being slashed down to 49% due to the negative marking of Med school exams where the questions you get wrong are deducted from those you got right.

ACCA was a bit easier because you could decide if you wanted to do an exam sitting or not as long as you completed all 14 papers within 10 years.

anthonyuncle:
Get able bodied men to seize him, bind him totally, then take him to either of the two places below:

This should be done with caution as he will fight tooth and nail to prevent been held and tied by strangers and in the process the captors and the captive can sustain serious injuries or even worse if the captive hits his head on some hard object during the GUARANTEED struggle.

The case of late Super Eagles star Rashidi Yekini comes to mind as he died in a similar circumstance when his family organized to forcefully take him to a treatment center after he became mentally ill after losing his life savings to the robbery of a bureau de change he had invested in.

Validated:
Jamb question # 24:
If Army 's salary is delayed, then Police will be wetin?

By the way, NA and NPF should not complian. Afterall, they were in support of #BadGovernment

True talk since they are the tools the Govt uses to shoot unarmed protesters.

iwaeda:
We told you, he is only a tax collector

People really under-estimated Tinubu's penchant for looting to perpetuate himself and his cronies in power for the foreseeable future like he has done in Lagos since 1999.

Future elections need to be bought and the money must come from somewhere innit ?

I'm struggling to ascertain what part of his wife's eyeballs are potent for money rituals ?? Is it the iris, the pupil or the lens

Greed combined with illiteracy and superstition are dangerous diseases.

TOPCRUISE:
A woman with an innocent, kind angelic beautiful face can make herself approachable.
Yet deep in her inside is a heartless woman with the sting of a venomous scorpion and the patience of a viper ready to strike an unwary man who has been held under the spell of her beauty and will not abandon ship even when the coast is clear.

Scary.

Fahvvy:
Young men! Learn from this! ...

Modern day relationship has now become a boxing ground and as the ref would say "protect yourself at all times" ...

True talk.

InstanetTV:
Daughters of eve have brought down so many giants in history and modern times, so many could not get back on their feet after a divorce because she left with his hard earned wealth, his mental health and worse of all, his kids! Men must learn to treat marriage as transactional and nothing more, cos these modern women are for the bread and nothing more.

Food for thought.

50 Cent told me that if you are someone that loves so deep, then this generation is not for you, but I didn’t listen. When she asked for a divorce and took everything, 50 Cent still didn’t leave me. He offered me a role in his movie 'POWER,' and that’s how I bounced back and started hustling again," Tyrese stated.

This is worrying but true.

Sonnobax15:

My love for bannies hustling legitimately for their money knows no bound.......

BuT then again, there's this kinda inner joy one find himself/herself in when he/she is hustling legitimately without any fear or embarrassment from anybody.........

Kudos to her ✌️

Reminds me of the female UI medical student cum shoemaker and employer of labour. She has now qualified as a doctor aged 25 but makes so much money that to start working a a doctor go hard for someone who was employing multiple people as a Med student and investing in shoe making machinery with her profits.
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/goodness-adeosun-434493177_the-medical-student-the-shoemaker-and-the-activity-6988540527205855233-z3iD

https://www.instagram.com/ade_gudy/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/UnkleAyo/status/1652342009133236225?lang=en-GB

Iridma:
it sounds like a near success syndrome

That presumes that studying or living in the UK means success 'cos it might not - especially seeing the Race Hate riots of Aug 2024.

cutecommend:
Some fine ladies probably wasted their marriageable age with rich sugar daddies..

True Talk. A lot of so called beautiful women sold their beauty to the highest bidder when they were young and eventually the "koko" became so worn out due to overpounding by multiple Viagra swallowing funders who wanted value for money that now no man stays with these women when they realize that the outward beauty was a ruse and down below had been bastardized beyond redemption.

Shokoloko:
She is right. Canada's penalty for hate speech if convicted is 2 years in jail, not deportation.

She probably has not read of how Adeyinka Grandson ended up in a UK prison for something similar.

djseanjohn77:
Come abroad come see many men and women that only bath once a week

True talk. While we in Nigeria are obsessed with bathing 3 times a day, Oyinbo wey no dey baf everyday have a better economy than our own. I used to have a colleague in IT who was earning almost £100,000 pa and he wears a black shirt and black trousers all year through. He probably has multiple pairs but the point I am making is that we major on the minor in Nigeria. Mark Zuckerberg the owner of Facebook and Instagram who is worth 182.8 billion USD has 7 T shirts and 7 Jeans all of the same colour and when asked why, he said it is a waste of his brain cells and brain power to start thinking of what to wear on a daily basis.

Whilst our greedy politicians in Nigeria are looting us and are descendants blind by the second, we choose to focus on bathing multiple times a day while our politicians focus on looting us blind.

I guess that if the "so called" wife is kidnapped like the Chibok girls and kept in Sambisa Forest for months if not years, her main pre-occupation will be finding a space and time to baff everyday instead of scheming about how to escape from the kidnappers den. I think there should be an IQ check before people are allowed to post any rubbish on the internet as a lot of people have the reasoning faculties of a child.

What misplaced priorities.

So, in the "so called" wife's logic, it is alright for her husband to be an Armed Robber as long as he showers every day. Its similar to some men saying that they can not stay with a woman who does not wear white underwear all the time as if the white underwear means she is a good woman ??

One in four Britons don’t shower every day. And the rest aren’t doing it right
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/nov/27/one-in-four-britons-dont-shower-every-day-the-rest-arent-doing-it-right

According to one hygiene expert - Professor Sally Bloomfield - bathing every day is 'really not important' and does not need to be done ever.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11376739/Why-not-need-shower-morning-according-hygiene-expert.html

Robert H. Shmerling, MD, a former clinical chief of the division of rheumatology at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center (BIDMC), and a current member of the corresponding faculty in medicine at Harvard Medical School says overcleaning your body could be making your skin drier than it would be with less frequent showering and he also says that daily showers do not improve your health, could cause skin problems or other health issues and also, the oils, perfumes, and other additives in shampoos, conditioners, and soaps may cause problems of their own, such as allergic reactions.
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/showering-daily-is-it-necessary-2019062617193

There's no need to shower every day and ome experts believe that everyday showering is based more on a 'social contract' than actual need.
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20240423-theres-no-need-to-shower-every-day-heres-why

What Happens When You Shower Too Much?
Normal skin has a protective layer of oil and a balance of “good” bacteria that help protect your skin from dryness and germs. If you clean it too often, especially with harsh soaps and lots of scrubbing, you can strip away this layer, leading to dry, irritated, itchy skin. This can cause cracks in the skin that allow germs and allergens to get through resulting in skin infections or allergic reactions.
https://www.webmd.com/beauty/shower-how-often

The scientific reason why you shouldn’t wash every day is that the skin microbiome doesn’t flourish when repeatedly washed off with petrochemical-based detergents
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/health-fitness/conditions/skin/scientific-reason-why-you-shouldnt-wash-every-day/

Why are all these celebrities saying they don’t wash?
Stars including Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz are embracing the stink
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertainment/a37279379/celebrity-shower-debate/

Brad Pitt and Jason Priestley Used to Go Days Without Showering
https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/brad-pitt-hygiene-reveal/

Jonathan Ross Says He Only Washes Once A Week – And He’s Not The Only Celeb With Strange Hygiene Habits
https://graziadaily.co.uk/celebrity/news/celebrities-who-dont-wash-shower/


Stars Who Don’t Like to Shower Regularly: Celebrities Who Have Admitted They Don’t Bathe Every Day
https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/bad-hygiene-stars-who-hate-to-shower-106712/

Celebs Who ADMIT They Don't Shower - Is This Hollywood's Latest Trend?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piQ-Ri0shIs

Zonefree:
I doubt she'd end the marriage if the husband is a billionaire.

A woman will start to notice your bad behaviour the moment your source of income diminishes.

As long as you have the resources to maintain a woman's extravagant lifestyle till eternity, she can never find fault in you. You can even impregnate her sister or mother, and she'll still be with you.

True talk. I know one bros for UK whose wife caught him in bed with her sister before they relocated to the UK from naija. The bros who was the bread winner told his wife that her sister raped him and his evidence was that the wifes sister was the one caught riding baba wlike an Okada. This did not stop the wife relocating to the UK with her husband.

43Ronin:
nobody is marrying naija girls both at home and abroad. I feel pained when my friends and female colleagues doing well financially are still single at 30-37 cry all our girls abroad are single & old, they can't even get someone to impregnate them at least make dem hold pikin. Chai

True talk.

I live in London and in those days when I still thought dating websites could be productive, I met a Naija lady living in Ireland and we exchanged numbers and got talking. She had a child already but was never married and at that point she said she was contemplating going to collect sperm from a sperm bank to have a second child via an anonymous father so that her son can have a sibling to play with.

Turns out that we never met in person due to her anger and tantrum issues and rudeness over the phone especially when she sees that you are winning an argument based on superior logic and this made me break off contact with her.

Most likely cause of a woman having a smelly vagina.

At times na too much sex by some women or overuse of Love Machine / vibrator and intimacy gadgets dey cause the smelling kitten 'cos when you keep digging, you will hit water and over filing the vagina with vibrators will make the vaginal walls thinner and thinner over time due to wearing it down with big vibrators / dildos.

At some point, the lady will then develop the conditions called vesico-vaginal or recto-vaginal fistula where anterior to the vagina the bladder contents (piss) or posteriorly the rectal contents (shit water) begins to leak into the vagina that is sandwiched between both of them through simple osmosis leading to some women's vagina to at times smell like a toilet but if you tell these feminists to stop using vibrators they will scream like the demonic banshees that they are that they don't need any man.

Some women use dildos, vibrators and intimacy gadgets for hours on end at a go happily thinking that they no longer need a man as the vibrator can service them for 4 hours a time not realising that its just like drilling a well, as you keep drilling, you MUST hit water sooner or later.

Its similar to a "combined" Rectovaginal and Vesicovaginal fistula but on a milder but more embarrassing scale.

Sex is not war and any greedy uninformed woman who wants a horse dick can go buy a large Love Machine and GO Bleep HERSELF to her hearts intent. They already do this anyway which is why a large number of women now roam around with smelly vaginas which they damaged with their greedy use of large vibrators and dildos leading them to have Vesico Vaginal Fistula. When they were busy drilling a well / bore hole between their legs with a vibrator / Love Machine they forgot that when they repeatedly drill and grind a vibrator (which is just a long metal pole surrounded by ball bearings and encased in thick rubber) against the walls of their vagina, the walls will gradually wear own and osmosis will make piss water from the bladder and shit water from the rectum seep into their vagina through its vibrator weakened walls - hence the epidemic of smelly vaginas in society at large.

They honestly know that no man will ever marry them when he inevitably discovers the extent of the smell emanating from their vagina, hence they decide to dedicate their whole lives to fucking dildos and becoming hard core feminist men haters.

Nuff said.

Sirmwill:
And I heard that the way most of this ladies smell down there is like when Satan mess

Na true talk o.

At times na too much sex by some women or overuse of Love Machine / vibrator and intimacy gadgets dey cause the smelling kitten 'cos when you keep digging, you will hit water and over filing the vagina with vibrators will make the vaginal walls thinner and thinner over time due to wearing it down with big vibrators / dildos.

At some point, the lady will then develop the conditions called vesico-vaginal or recto-vaginal fistula where anterior to the vagina the bladder contents (piss) or posteriorly the rectal contents (shit water) begins to leak into the vagina that is sandwiched between both of them through simple osmosis leading to some women's vagina to at times smell like a toilet but if you tell these feminists to stop using vibrators they will scream like the demonic banshees that they are that they don't need any man.

Some women use dildos, vibrators and intimacy gadgets for hours on end at a go happily thinking that they no longer need a man as the vibrator can service them for 4 hours a time not realising that its just like drilling a well, as you keep drilling, you MUST hit water sooner or later.

Its similar to a "combined" Rectovaginal and Vesicovaginal fistula but on a milder but more embarrassing scale.

Sex is not war and any greedy uninformed woman who wants a horse dick can go buy a large Love Machine and GO Bleep HERSELF to her hearts intent. They already do this anyway which is why a large number of women now roam around with smelly vaginas which they damaged with their greedy use of large vibrators and dildos leading them to have Vesico Vaginal Fistula. When they were busy drilling a well / bore hole between their legs with a vibrator / Love Machine they forgot that when they repeatedly drill and grind a vibrator (which is just a long metal pole surrounded by ball bearings and encased in thick rubber) against the walls of their vagina, the walls will gradually wear own and osmosis will make piss water from the bladder and shit water from the rectum seep into their vagina through its vibrator weakened walls - hence the epidemic of smelly vaginas in society at large.

They honestly know that no man will ever marry them when he inevitably discovers the extent of the smell emanating from their vagina, hence they decide to dedicate their whole lives to fucking dildos and becoming hard core feminist men haters.

Nuff said.

Nigeria’s GDP Grows By 3.19% In Q2, 2024 – NBS

Fair enough but we are not illiterates like Tinubu and his band of billionaire MC Oluomo thugs, killers and former armed robbers and the enabler of criminality in musician Wasiu Ayinde (Kwam1) and a few top Nollywood Actors and Actresses who will swallow every nonsense Tinubu and his acolytes spew out.

We will juxtapose the 3.19% "phantom" GDP growth with reports from the same NBS just 2 months ago that Food Inflation Increased in Nigeria by 61% In One Year making it more difficult for Nigerians to feed themselves.

https://www.nairaland.com/8127330/food-inflation-soars-61-one

So the semi-illiterate Crime Lord in Aso Rock can continue holding his equally criminally minded followers spell bound by spewing out dodgy statistics but not all Nigerians will buy it.

I for one do not believe that Tinubu is capable of doing any "Net" Good to Nigeria's Treasury. For one, Tinubu is an accomplished treasury Looter with at least 25 Years consummate experience in Looting Lagos state blind and into submission to him and his band of killer thugs in Lagos led by MC Oluomo who Tinubu has now elevated to the President of the Federal Road safety workers in view of handing him and his killer thugs and former armed robbers "special election duties" in the 2027 elections along the length and breadth of the 36 states and the FCT.

Again, I say, we never jam for Nigeria. Our eyes will become clearer by the day. A i ti rin kan kan. We never see anythng yet. This will teach us not to rescue defeat from the jaws of victory next time. Those of us who know of Tinubu's antecedents in Lagos shouted from the roof top but not every one listened even in light of evidence of Tinubu's criminality littering the internet for the past 20 years.

MrCounselor:
As long as you operate online, you're very easy to track down.
Unless you're not of interest yet.

True talk. Your IP address and internet provider is a starting point - VPN or no VPN.

One of the people who started the false rumors online about the identity of the Southport stabber which in turn led to the Race Riots that almost consumed the UK in the first week of August 2024 was yesterday arrested in far away Pakistan and will be extradited to the UK soon.

Reminds one of Christopher "Dudus" Coke of Jamaica and his father. When they were still on the Governments side they were untouchable and they were like a sort of Robin hood in their communities whilst their drug activities was in high swing. The minute "Dudus" Coke senior fell foul of the ruling party, he was thrown in a jail cell which "suspiciously" caught fire and the man was roasted alive in his cell.

Later Dudus Coke Jnr also fell foul of the Govt and although it took the Govt a great deal of effort to apprehend him because the locals in his area were ready to die in preventing his arrest due to his generosity to them, he was eventually apprehended and handed to the American authorities where he is currently serving jail time for drug offences.

The Nasarawa Police Public Relations Officer, Ramhan Nansel, said in a statement on Saturday that 124 rounds of anti-aircraft ammunition concealed in a gallon of palm oil were recovered from the suspect.

Olorun nikan lole gbawa ni Nigeria yi o. Na only God fit save us for this Nigeria o. Too many ways to die an untimely death and the root of it all is corruption enabled desperation and poverty by Nigeria's blood sucking Politicians who have held us all by the jugular.

RIP to the dead but Nigerian express roads are death traps at best.

I'm sure Tinubu likes this.

Goodenoch:
This is hilarious and interesting. What prompted you go go request your records though?

Had 'Daddy GO' already been moving shadily before then?

Actually, then, I had implicit and explicit trust in the probity of the "Daddy GO" and I did not plan to leave the church at the point I decided to go check my tithe records and if they had shown me my tithe records as the GO had promised on the pulpit I wouldn't have left the church "at that time".

What happened was that I just started a double barrelled stressful job a few months after completing my ACCA exams and I decided to take one day off work to fast and pray and in the process something just told me to enter my car, drive down to the church and ask to check my tithe records as allowed by the Pastors declaration to the whole church.

On getting to the church and telling them that I have come to check my tithe records as promised by the GO, the church worker started taking me to the accounts office and then the person suddenly had a change of mind, turned back and refused to take me to the accounts office and in that moment maybe because I had just been praying and fasting for one day, I started seeing vivid images of some church workers moving boxes of documents out of the church office to hide in the boot of a car parked withing the church compound as if they were trying to hide evidence or something.

justwise:
This is the most gangster way of leaving a church, i did it quietly after telling few family members my reasons for stopping anything organised religious activity, they understood my reasons but still think i should keep attending church services.

Actually, I did not plan to leave the church at the point I decided to go check my tithe records and if they had shown me my tithe records as the GO had promised on the pulpit I wouldn't have left the church "at that time". What happened was that I just started a double barrelled stressful job a few months after completing my ACCA exams and I decided to take one day off work to fast and pray and in the process something just told me to enter my car, drive down to the church and ask to check my tithe records as allowed by the Pastors declaration to the whole church.

On getting to the church and telling them that I have come to check my tithe records as promised by the GO, the church worker started taking me to the accounts office and then the person suddenly had a change of mind, turned back and refused to take me to the accounts office and in that moment maybe because I had just been praying and fasting for one day, I started seeing vivid images of some church workers moving boxes of documents out of the church office to hide in the boot of a car parked withing the church compound as if they were trying to hide evidence or something.

Jbloc:
I'm curious what warranted you to go cross check your tithe record against that held by the church

I no like trouble o. But I be Accountant and the Pastor said anyone can come and check their tithe records anytime they wanted.

justwise:

lol you stopped since 1999? What was the turning point for you?

The turning point was when I went to my Church in London, tendered my Tithe Account Number and asked to inspect my Tithe records in Jan 1999 and it quickly degenerated into the junior pastor on duty calling the Met Police and asking them to arrest me because I was disturbing them and the cops told him they could not arrest me because I had done nothing wrong.

To be fair, I phoned the cops first asking them to come and investigate fraud when the church refused to show me my Tithe records despite my showing them my Tithe account number - a procedure instituted by the GO of the church to prove that the church operated with financial probity but when push came to shove and a church member had the audacity to come and ask to be shown his tithe records as allowed by Daddy GO, the story changed and I was not shown my Tithe records.

My aim was to compare any Tithe records they showed me to the diligent records I kept for myself but they refused to show me the tithe records they professed to be keeping for every church member with an attendant supposedly unique Tithe account number issued to everyone.

When I phoned the police to come and investigate fraud in the church, they told me I should instead call the serious fraud office and it was after this that the junior pastor on duty called the cops who refused to arrest me and they told him I had done nothing wrong.

I then asked the police if I could stay in my car opposite the church entrance and wait for Daddy GO to arrive as I wanted to ask him a few questions but the police said no and I just drove to the nearest pub and ordered 2 pints of Guinness and broke my 5 year alcohol fast.

Since Jan 1999, I no dey go any church again as the veil dropped from my face and the scales fell from my eyes in Jan 1999.

Lexusgs430:


I must have seen you in canning town........ 😜😁
The name of God is simply now a game...... And people are setting their own rules, whilst the gullible sheep (just follow).... Without asking probing questions or have the dare to oppose or confront this marademonic MOG........

Definitely it was Canning Town before the said church moved to West Ham.

What a precedence.

Multiply this by 36 States and you begin to see what mess Nigeria is in and that is before you factor in the dodgy deals at the federal level waiting to bite us in the behind.

Every failed business owner the world over must be licking their lips at the largesse they can make in the millions of dollars without doing anything more than signing a white elephant project with Nigeria. Projects they had no financial muscle to prosecute in the first place.

First it was the Irish Company P&ID fraudulently obtaining an $11 billion (€10 billion) arbitration award against Nigeria over a failed gas deal that was tainted in corruption and bribes and now a small unknown Mum and Pops Chinese company seizing our National assets because Nigerian politicians are busy looting us blind and are not interested in defending the collective well being of generations to come from financial servitude.

Now it's open sesame for all comers to keep ripping off the Nigerian state.

There was a country.

Where will this all end