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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Single Muslims On Nairaland by IMPRESSMAG: 12:31am On Nov 11, 2010
Practising muslim single males and ladies on nairaland register here.
Islam for Muslims / Muslim Brothers And Sisters Only (your Advice Is Needed) by IMPRESSMAG: 9:32pm On Oct 26, 2010
Asalam Alaikum brothers and sisters in Islam.

I am in a fix right now (i will go straight to the point)

I really want to settle down but i just can't seem to find a MUSLIM lady to settle down with.

All the girls available for now ( that truely will be ready and willing to marry me are all christians)

The 3 heart breaks i have ever had in my entire life were from muslim girls.

The issue is i dont want to compromise my believe and faith with my wants (desperation).

I have read the Holy Quran and Hadith and seen several places were one is to rather marry a Muslim slave than a gorgeously looking non muslim.

My brothers and sisters, i am not doing it for my sake but for my unborn children as i want to have children who will even be better than me in Islam.

It is a well known fact that Children tend to follow their mother's religion.


I have prayed and fasted on this issue but also still waiting unto Allah for my request to be granted.
Jokes Etc / Jokes Of The Day by IMPRESSMAG: 9:19pm On Oct 26, 2010
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

TWO
I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk, '

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer, '
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'


Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!

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