Aloy+Emeka:

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I'm a little bit worried on their choice of Suzuki as viable economy cars for transport.

Some people are so negative, always with a pessemistic view.

Nsiman:

Thanks to the presidency for coming to intervene in ccnl and mpnu imbroglio

One of the real attributes of conmen is the ability to throw names around to intimidate the unsuspecting mugus. They call in big names who have nothing to do with the wayo to give themselves some air of credibility. Shame on your jobless brain.

lucabrasi:

@morpheus24
still waiting for the write up, judging by your stance on the issue of ogbanjes, just curious, do you agree or disagree that african voodoo or juju is real?and do you think there is a chance of a sickness being as a result of something diabolic?even if we are agreed that most have a simple scientific explanation

Diablical my fat bottom! Dunno how people cannot see simple obvious facts. Ogbanje were cases of sickle cell but those days there were no tests, no medicare and so cases lingered.
Wonder how you got to Manchester, by diabolic means?

The bags keep increasing in size, the normal handbags is not enough. Ask a girl to spend the weekend with you and see her come with three bags, me I make sure they dont leave even a hanky in my wardrobe as she goes.

Na lie! Ferguson begged the officials to cancel the match, afraid catch am.

Same here, my mum wants to travel to the village and I was to go drop her. When I took a look at her 2 ton load, I had to pity my car and call a pickup o lift the load. And to make matters worse, she stayed a week and needed to move back to the city, she even have heavier luggage this time, I quench my car and lied it was faulty!

Most Nigerians are lazy to their bone marrows so they look at anyone around to blame. There are so few hungry, illiterate and disorganized enemies that they dont constitute any threats. Another problem here is illiteracy, university graduates are still so illiterate that you wonder why they made the efforts in the first place. Someone comes home from NYSC, sleeps till noon before eating free food, living with their parents and waiting for jobs to drop from treetops! When it fails to happen they blame imaginary enemies as they were told in church by one lazy pastor who was fortunate/unfortunate enough to grab a mike and quote our dear bible out of context for their selfish benefits.

Dis Guy:

how are you sure they don't have a big mansion in the poshest parts of Nigeria built from the proceed of their crime?
probably with many employed 'agents' with dazzling offices up and down the country
do you really want these crooks in nigeria?

Do you really see any of these guys moving back home any time soon?

Or maybe they have wasted their years paytying abroad till they woke up one morning and were surprised by the man they saw in the mirror, old and slowly dying, to cap it all they got a call from naija that the guy they have been oppressing with some small dollars some years back is now their state govnor back in naija?
So the desperate option will be to join crime and try to die with some semblance of wealth and try to gain cheap respect!

safariman:

@buzugee
You can try walking in, I guess you haven't seen the pictures of applicants looking for jobs all packed at stadiums, looked like a football match

Naa, nobody can pack themselves in any stadium to secure a chance to be shot at by robbers for less than 200 dollars monthly.

buzugee:

oh i need connections to join ? really ? i cant just walk in there and say i want to enlist ?

I think police recruitment is done periodically, according to need. And you will need to know somebody to get in, or grease some palms as I heard. (I dont wanna get arrested online)

Just land first, if you are well loaded we can arrange two hefty MOPOL to be guarding you with an AK 47 wherever you go, even watching you while you service the babes, lol.
Everyone will keep off and hail you as 'charmann!'

Omokemesi:

NO CAUSE FOR ALARM Fellow Patentees, I am being forced to break my silence. But this is not the right time to do so. I am sad! I am sad because wicked, heartless, selfish, inconsiderate, enemies of progress, ambassadors of Satan and absolutely unpatriotic Nigerians connived with Mobil to ensure that Prof Uwemedimo did not receive his royalties while Chief Anthony Enahoro was still alive. But we still thank God that the great Nationalist witnessed the victory of Prof Uwemedimo who Chief Enahoro unflinchingly supported. R. I. P. MOBIL LIQUIDATION fellow Patentees, let us forget about that meanwhile. Mobil will not wait for that to happen. The Presidency, according to reports, has intervened. Top officials of Comandclem have stormed Abuja, the nation's capital, holding serious and meaningful discussions, according to reliable sources. My humble advice to Patentees is to remain calm and PLEASE STOP giving replies to the posts of enemies of progress. We have won and we have won indeed! But, honestly, I am not happy that Chief Enahoro died this time. Who can query God for allowing this to happen? ~OMOKEMESI

OMOKEMESI the Loser, did you lose as much money as fyneguy on this scam? He told me he lost over N800,000.00 to comandclem fraudsters.

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Specialist900:

trae_z

Don't try the east o especially those cities odunnu warned you about o.

P.s the east is a place where life closes at 6p.m max 8p.m for the day.

Enugu dont close by 8pm, we party TDB here.

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The dog is lucky it was not living in Akwa ibom axis, na better pepper soup for end im case.

otumfour:

As a BLUES fan and an Ex Arsenal fan, I'm going for a Gunnerz win

Wise change you made, cant stop a 6 year drought in these modern days.

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Yes kobo, you have a point, especially with that killing of innocents without questions. But its safer this guy dies than escape one day and terrorise people again. Again, the brutality may get to frighten those still at large, I remember how I swore to myself never to steal after watching one execution of robbers when I was a kid in the late 80s.

Are there no moderators here? Why do we sit still and allow our people duped while do nothing to stop it. This is the sorry state of Nigeria, your neighbor will be under robbery attack and you drive past, saying it doesnt concern you. You will have info that the two kids held next door were kidnapped and the holders are waiting for ransom and you do nothing.

Nsiman is a scammer using comandclem to hoodwink innocent Nigerians and the moderators here are keeping silent?

Am neutral on this one, will want a draw but my babalawo keeps telling me market must sell, and one team must answer the question this night!

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Moonstone:

I predict 2 - 1 in favour of Man Utd (that's my rational side talking)

My irrational side is saying 7-0 in favour of Man Utd.

Whichever way I think, I know Debosky and co. will be stammering tonight and that makes me a very happy woman

This one gat me laughing,
Debosky will be stammering while doing what?
And you will be happy after he does what?
Una no go kill me for nairaland.

dipo2much:

Swith47,wahalai I feel you die. Na so chelski go just dey drop. sotay dem go dey hang out with sunderland on the EPL table. But honeslty,those legs are gettin too old for the EPL gamepace. Even lampard wont save them. Imagine the ages of Drogba,anelka,benayoun and essiens real age.Lol

Na so you go follow the guy die of heart attack when your juju no work. Chelsea go drag ya leg come outside. The ages of Drogba, lamps, and Benayoun dont matter, how old is Giggsy? When chelsea begin win now you go become deaf and dumb.

dipo2much:

This tie is a much easier one to predict. Chelsea was a much stronger team last season when the totts annihilated them. Now,the girl is weaker and the same guy (stronger) has come for her body again. So sorry,

From your analogy, its clear you force your prick into girls privates, learn to love and not brutalize girls. Stronger guy and weaker girl, you will soon get jailed for sexual brutality.

dipo2much:

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whats moms got to do with this thread? Did switch mention your mom in his post? its difficult to understand why some pps are so offensive naturally.

Not about the mum, but his upside down reasons. Okay I was wondering how he got his brain damage, maybe he was whacked real hard on the head by Mike Tyson.

Typical switch47, arrant nonesense reasoning. Wonder if his mum dropped him head first on that unfortunate day he missed his way into earth.

Thanks for the info, just that it sounded too 'one sided' to me.
Do you have personal issues with Anegbeh?

Wetin the guy do?