decatalyst:
So distasteful...



Instead of them to focus of the academics, nah copy copy of the American practices be their focus.

The academics wey you say make dem focus, no be copy copy of American academic practices? Abi all the Newton's law na Urhobo village dem postulate am? Leave the children to enjoy their lives bro. Some of those kids already wrote 9A1 in their WAEC and NECO.

PerfectStranger:
That lady screaming "say Yes" is madd.

Allow her make her decision,don't pressurise her to make decisions out of her will. Women are fun of doing this.

@bolded

It is fond, not fun.
You want to correct the lady, when you have not corrected your grammatical error(s).... Haba mana...

RoyalBoutique:
At least put your phone number, I will need you once in a while for deliveries.

But bike no dey run for Area 1 na, except very early mornings.

Abi you and those V.I.O people get agreement?

There is another Area 1 in that Masaka axis. No be the one wey you dey talk.

Have you seen a man with clean, long nails set bridge on a snooker table? It's very beautiful!

Ishilove:
May our family members not disgrace us. Radarada. Society has gone to the dogs, and that is even an insult to dogs because the animal engages in sexual activity strictly for reproduction, but this generation of humans do it because of their penchant for deviancy.

So you mean you won't have sex for any other reason apart from procreation?

CountinBlessins:


Says a nobody who has neither money nor life . But why are you poor people always so bitter?

This is why those of us who are priviledged have become afraid of helping you guys. Most of you have such black wicked and bitter hearts,
Just see what you wrote about a young man who is living his best life and just got married today?

Bros abeg I no dey like am... Help me....

IamAtAnger:
Una go juz dey talk rubbish for public space... mtchewwww

Sk you talk this one make men think say you dey pam on code abi?

Smartcitizen:


Bravo for what?

It's evident he is a police man. The type that stands in the sun to rip Okada riders of 50 naira.

sulakishop:
I know all, so?

Your comment shows you're a kid. The people Op was referring to remember all these with nostalgic feelings and you didn't.

Hopez456:
We did played with the word Excercise Book then as:.
Ede x Ede, ,Remi Ko ni Iya, Segun elere ball, odabo odabo Kayode. Funny.

Please note that the bolded is boolu, don't spoil my childhood with correct spelling please.

Jiide's father paid Olu's money

Sprinklepee:
na new Benin market I for Dey buy or uselu market

Make we align na.... Even though na one one....

Sprinklepee:
na you dey talk small small so, i nor fit buy pepper for area for benin, na grinding pepper i dey buy.

That pepper can not be leas than 1300 in Ekiosa market. The attached will go for 800 and the habanero will be 500 naira.
Abeg where you dey see grinded pepper foe Benin? I bin wan tell my Mama to help me with grinded pepper from village sef.

Melagros:
COMRADES, we left secondary school over 15 years ago. So count us out

Comrade, I left secondary school about 25 years ago and i didn't need a pen to solve this.

masui:


At first, what did she think following a boy into a hotel and going as far as into a room. Maybe she thought they were going for a prayer session. Women are something else

I dey tells you... Them buy am chops, carry am come hotel, book room, enter the room, she still dey think say na play something....

But truth be told, irrespective of whatever happens, I think when a woman says no, even if she doesn't mean it, we as men need to learn to restrain ourselves. Everyone has a right to their body and how they want it to be used.

immortalcrown:
I have neither witnessed nor heard this before now.

I have o. When I newly came to Benin, i spent a few months in a cheap hotel. One day, I was hearing a girl shouting from an adjoining room. I initially thought it was a girl enjoying the throes of sex, but I later realized it was a cry for help.
Upon bursting the door, I saw a secondary school boy and girl with their school uniforms lodged in the room. The scene was horrifying men. Apparently, they were coming from school and stopped by. The girl had a nylon in her hand with grubs the guy bought for her. She said she was taking it to her mother.
E just be like film for my eyes. I had to tell the manager to involve the police... At last, the police officers came and the boy, the girl and the receptionist who gave them a room for short time were taken away.

UselessBuharist:


How old are you, I’m not advocating cultism but do you think this would happen to the mother of a cultist or the mother of a person seen as a gangster in his neighbourhood?

Bro don’t come and cry on NL, be a man and fight back.

If I were you, that man would be dead or stolen and I or my mom won’t be a suspect.

Na for faceless forum like NL una dey get power.

You no dey understand? Later they will say cultists no get use. No matter how weak or inactive the kushman is, this will NEVER happen to his mother and he'll be online seeking for help on what to do.

richiemcgold:

Southwest has always been the Mecca of quality education. It has always been like that since precolonial era.



The missionaries came before the advents of colonial governments. They brought Western education.

Ignorance is your problem.
... and inferiority complex too

You forgot to add that he went to a school where the quality of education is low.

SuperOnyi:





I used to see this man almost every week but the last time I saw him, he was on a motorcycle (okada) instead of his Jeep and looked thin. Goodnight sir, death will come when it will come. My regards to Saint Obi — I wonder what happens when we die.

Na Gwagwalada you de stay....

thesicilian:

Wow.
What's her crime?
Some of you will be worse than Idi Amin, Abacha and Hitler combined if given the opportunity to be in power

And you go by the moniker "thesicilian"!
Sicilians don't get emotional like you just did with your statement.

Odin13:


You’re a true gansta..

Bless your hustle ..

Dead men don’t count ... stay alive .. and keep repp the street

Rugged! Sail your ship brother.

Gadafii:
This pretty petit, Igbo girl in 2022 was into me like craze

Me wey be like gangster, battling depression and financial woes then and barely give a fcck about love or girls, she wanted more than I could ever give.. committed relationship

She was a sweet girl, she meant good and was genuine.. she gets super jealous if she sees me with another girl.

I knew I wasn’t ready for anything, so I was very blunt with her, but I still gave her some attention and clear her mind from a possible relationship, make she disembark from that mission.

However I enjoyed every bit of her attention and nagging cos somehow it created a distraction from my terrible reality then, we didn’t date but we definitely had a beautiful memories, she be picture freak, always dragging me into her pictures and video session, imagine make gangster dey pose for the camera, 😂😂😂😂💔😭😭


Just recently we got talking and we relieved the old memories, sent me few of the pictures we had together then, I don’t need no one to tell me I had feelings for her too, but guy man was facing a lot then and that had to be killed and buried but even a gangter need some love too

I feel your shii bro. Been there too. But my own problem be say gangsta life no gree leave me.... And truth be told, you can't love a girl when you're married to the streets.

Jewessgratitud3:


You're welcome dear.

You don dey call am dear?

dawnomike:
You have a hyper-,dried skin ... use oil regularly

Noted bro. Thanks.

Millichamp:
Scratch on my guy, scratch on !

Lol. Sad thing is, my hand no dey reach am to scratch.

Kindly help me out.
I have an itchy rash that has been disturbing me for seven years now.
The rash comes to my back during the heat period and it comes with a sweet, dry itch. It has patches of eczema-like stuffs and it clears after a week or two.
I had a two year stint in Jos and during this period, I never experienced it because of the cool weather.
But here I am in Benin and the weather is very hot. The rash has been itching me since November that I got here and it has refused to leave. Now it has spread to my full back and is extending to my arms and my stomach region

Kindly help a brother please!

Dominique, sissy3

Jewessgratitud3:


Eyin alangba nkor
Puto drink nut funny enough I couldn't afford pito back then because we were given money to school. We get a few coins when at home and pito is Only sold in school .

Lols. Eyin alangba... Chai.... Those says men....

Pito.... First time I tried it was in SS1. Headache wan kill me the next day. Pito and bkt at Post Office Ilorin. I ho lie give my parents say i dey go library. Me amd my frineds go just link up go guzzle pito.... The day I jam my pops friend there.... Story for another.

Jewessgratitud3:


Yeah I remember all the candies.

Gowan finger
Onyon malu
Balewa
Sisi pelebe

Gogo
Chocomilo


Snacks
Nasco Wafers
Rockies
Condensed ice cream different colors .
One short gala called meat rolls then.

Orisirisi...

Comrade!
You forgot to add
Donkwa
Ekana Baba Sala
Choco Milo
Beske
Kulikuli ( the one made by nupe people.... super tasty

ddippset:
Don't be surprised Killer Mike would be happy with that.

Rappers love keep it real...


Rappers love jail time and sometimes bullet wounds...


But this guy don tay sha...Nor be the same Killer Mike wey dey Rocafella records way back?
Na now he wan begin win awards?

My brother, it's better for the rap scene. Not all these crappers rapping like they got pap in their mouth.

EXLOVER:
3 Grammy, I don’t even know him. Maybe Hall of Fame

You won't if you started listening to music recently. He made some good songs with Bone Crusher back in the days.

ParagonPrick:
So we should give you money abi. Cos I no understand wetin consign the movie with this your beggy beggy writeup

It is one of the lessons in the movie. If the furniture maker had given Funke's son some money to take care of his mother, the situation would not have degenerated into them planning to rob the store.

DeepSight:


It is true that a father figure is very instrumental in the proper raising of a man, but bro, dont get it twisted - many single mothers have raised great men throughout history.

I bin wan ask you to name a few but I remembered Tupac and Biggie and I can not but agree with your response.
For those who would come for me that the guys I mentioned were thugs, don't forget babat the system made them so. Their lyrics still pass messages across to young black men all over the world till this day. And to say the least, their influence on rap music till this day can not be overemphasized.