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Not to prolong battery life but once a while my tab runs super hot and shuts down. If I need it bad I just pop it into the table side fridge to cool it down fast. The only thing it prolongs is my sanity.

You've got a nice sense of humour

No.6 tho,keeping the ba3 in the fridge to prolong it's life span cracked me up

My love for miss Niger..6ft2",babe's indeed tall

weezweezweez:
not NIKA instead of NIKE or PUBA instead of PUMA or GUCCY instead of GUCCI

You really know

ANGELMARVE:
Damm!!! Northern ladies are the goddesses of Nigeria. So real and natural like a water fall, so beautiful like a dove, no faking it, no bleaching of the skin, 90% of them don't put on fake hair attachment.

They are so caring and loving(I'm talking from experience)

They are the Indians of Nigeria, The only problem i have with them is not Even their religion, because religion is just a name which should not affect Love.

my problem with them are their men, 80% of their guys have the tendency of stabbing you with a dagger once they see you with their ladies, just like in India.

I don't know why GOD had to put such loving female creatures amongst vile and barbaric men.. Life is so so unfair.
just take a look at our president and his wife and daughters.

About the no bleaching, are you sure?

teekay213:
This is not fair o.

After you Don see the girl finish

bleeped her morning, afternoon, nights na now you come need space

Where do you want her to go after she has left her sis place to your place.


To get job in this country is hard,is she not cleaning up your place,cooking for you washing your clothes and the rest


Fear God o.

Good one,I was about asking same...smh mad ppl everywhere

BiggerbossAmani:


I hate guys with Fat belly with passion besides I don't understand why women find them attractive.

Hate it more than you do,you don't want to experience the feeling in the bedroom,that's WORST!!!

Ekez:
She was more excited to meet a designer than to meet our president

Zero chill's man

Countersam:


If na exam alot of gehls go fail.. which girl wan package all these qualities together. E hard oh.

Lol,i

No.16

Turks:
Yahoo+ things maybe

you just said my mind

enemyofprogress:
abeg give me back my felicitation, your yanga too much

Enemyof progress kilode?

Sad to say but I'm VEHOMOPHOBIC

enemyofprogress:
I wasn't seeking for your attention, I just wanted to felicitate with you

felicitation receive

omega2128:
Corper with bentley, g wagon, range rover that rides in convoy with heavily armed security men. Entertainment service, show biz service
If Davido wants to serve, he should serve for real not show off
Learn from Sasha Obama.

Is the khaki he's wearing customised too? ...just asking tho,don't mention me I'm having headache mbok

enemyofprogress:
come make I taste your own too

LOL,start by tasting miss Bobrisky's own

enemyofprogress:
The same silly mistake lalasticlala and itsCornie made some years back

Excuse me sir,why include me in your mentions,there are better ways to seek my attention

Lilimax:
I am from NRI nah

okwa nwannem nwanyi ooo,will like to know you more if you don't mind

Lilimax:
New yam Festival! aka Onwa asato in NRI kingdom
Reminding me of my late granny Agumma!

Those roasted yam and red oil spiced with utajzi leaf is always dope and good combo

pls don't tell me you from Nri,I'm tho

enemyofprogress:
Gold digger





i wonder why menstruation blood is salty

Ewwwwwww!seriously ?you've tasted that?

pocohantas:
1) Why do Naija guys think sex is a loss to the lady?

2) Why will a guy and girl have sex, then Naija guys will call only the lady olosho with borehole pùssy?

3) Why is there so much emphasis on female chastity and virginity, but none for guys?

4) Why is male infidelity more tolerated/accepted than the female one?

5) Why do Naija guys turn totometer, trying to calculate the mileage of their girlfriend's vagina?

6) Why will you give a Naija man a blòwjob and he'll be wondering which man's dick you learned it with?

7) Why would a Naija guy date a girl and when they break-up, he will be happy he at least fuckéd her. Does it take something away from her? If yes, what? Is it a gift or collateral to the guy? If yes, why?

8 ) Why are there thousands of thread on guys analysing the female vagina, its depth, width, colour... in relation to her sexual partners?

9) Why is a sexually experienced guy a stud and his female counterpart, a slut?

10) Why are Naija girls slutshamed for being sexually expressive, whereas the guys can share sexcapades on ashawo beer parlour thread?

12) "Virginity is the best gift a woman can give her husband".
Do you agree with the above statement. If yes, why?

13) "A man can love his wife and fùck around, but a woman who does same can kill her husband". Do you agree with this statement. Discuss in not more than 6 lines.

14) If sex is indeed pleasurable for both,why does the female get all the antagonism and the guy gets the accolade?

If you can correctly and sincerely answer these questions.
The answer you seek lies therein.

I love you girl��

Daliano:

Alright.. Heard its a nice place and I look forward to coming to Ibeno beach soon.
I stay at Ikot Ekpene.

Yh it is,tho kinda overhyped...about the beach you welcome

Daliano:


They are both nice..I use the tight ones though cause it holds down the stuff during behavioural anomaly in public places..

Where in Akwa Ibom do you stay?

Eket

MRSoftapples:
Bros,, so you mean you can't give or spend 6k on a lady without demanding for sex from her?

Haba bros,, I'm not saying I'm rich o,, but as broke as i am,, 6k is nothing, i mean absolutely nothing if you are a real man..

What an intriguing siggy you have there

I prefer dudes on boxers tho than those tight underwear. ...what do I even know?

inoki247:


premiership can not epp like World Cup jare.. World cup even came with some mTn free 5min bonus.. can premiership du dat.. world cup makes us forget about herdsman nd people clamouring for biafra....

Yh you make much sense sha

inoki247:
season of threat. The presidency and the Nass... please can Russia Bring back World Cup like a replay. that's the only time i enjoyed after that na bad News everyday...

Calm down,premiership in few days

donbachi:
it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle,than a prostitute to repent and make heaven.

So you'd make heaven because you ain't a prostitute?

donbachi:
it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle,than a prostitute to repent and make heaven.

So you'd make heaven because you ain't a prostitute?

Speaking at the premiere of the movie at Ozone Cinema, Yaba, Lagos on Thursday, Obekpa who hails from Benue State and has starred in movies like ‘Captain America: Civil war’, and ‘Black Panther’ said acting runs in his family.

I'm so going to watch black panther again to confirm

nazablossom:
Your husband asked you not to wear it, yet you posted it for the world to see, what's the difference?

In her words'they can only look but touch the screen',probably that's what makes it different to her...LOL

greenermodels:
when he finds out and dumps you, don't complain o, maka adi ama ama, Onitsha gwara Obosi.

, in a coded way na