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Poems For Review / Time by iyeru4show(m): 11:33am On Jun 19, 2007
How Do I Use You (TIME)?
Time,a mobile friend and a stagnant foe
Ever mibile and dynamic
Never on anybody's side but for all
You are either too slow and too fast
Slower for lazy nes and faster for workaholic
Both frown at you wishing to exchange circumstances
Making it slower for hardworkers and a little faster for idle masters
O!How indellible you are Time
Wish i could customize you for mypersonal use
But opportunity is not wise when it is not used
Favor you show on those who save you
But anguish and disappointment you shower on those procrastinating
The more concious I am of you,the more dilligent I am in exhibiting efficiency
Accolades and blessings are effects of your preservation
AH!How wise I am when I ask myself-"How Do I Use You?"
Jokes Etc / Jokes by iyeru4show(m): 10:54am On Jun 19, 2007
two rich men who were friends had drivers who they think are the most stupid of the humans they have ever met.they set 2 try this out one day.the first man gave his driver 2 go 2 a nearby car store and get him a bmw5 series and he handed him a 100naira note instructing him 2 bring back some change,the 2nd man told his driver 2 go home and check if he is at home.the 2 drivers went off and this conversaton ensued between them on the way-
the first driver:"my oga think sey i stupid,how e go tell me say make i go buy car 4 am on sunday, he no know say them no they open on sunday"
the 2nd driver:"my own oga too like 2 dey disturb person,na from house he take commot o ,why he no kun kun check whether he dey house"
them stupid abi them no stupid?

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