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Celebrities / Re: Mr Macaroni Reacts To The Death Of Chinelo by Jaapu: 4:44am On Mar 30, 2022
Whiteshield:


May untimely death be the hallmark of your family.

May you never grow old.

May your parents grow bankrupt trying to bury you.

May everything that gives you joy turn to bitterness.

May you always have an invisible smell that makes you repulsive to people.

May shame never leave your life.

May your family members be ashamed to identify with you.

May you be a servant of your younger ones.

You will work like an elephant but still end up begging for food.

May untimely death be the hallmark of your family.

May you never grow old.

May your parents grow bankrupt trying to bury you.

May everything that gives you joy turn to bitterness.

May you always have an invisible smell that makes you repulsive to people.

May shame never leave your life.

May your family members be ashamed to identify with you.

May you be a servant of your younger ones.

Amen
Politics / Re: El-Rufai's Son Shares Photo Of His Father And Tinubu by Jaapu: 10:09am On Mar 26, 2022
Tingotoe:
My take is that if these are the 2 people Buhari has in mind for next year, then we're in real trouble in this country

You must be a criminal and a lawless citizen to have this fear.
Foreign Affairs / Re: NATO: Up To 40,000 Russian Troops Killed, Wounded, Captured Or MIA In Ukraine by Jaapu: 4:25pm On Mar 24, 2022
franchasng:
It should be 60,000 or more
100,000 or even more.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Declares Intention To Contest For 2023 Presidential Election (Video) by Jaapu: 4:23pm On Mar 24, 2022
fergie001:
Obi, save your money please.

How is 20 million naira to prove a point.
Education / Re: The Taliban Closes Afghan Girls’ Schools Hours After Reopening (Pictures) by Jaapu: 6:54am On Mar 24, 2022
reccy:
No where in the report has it that they were banned... They were simply stopped from going to school for now until their plan is finalised according to their belief and cultured of Afghanistan. Is this too hard for one to understand

Different folk with different Bleep...

Everybody to what works for him...

God bless Afghanistan.

You dey mind these plenty simpletons for nairaland. Person wey him sister and mama be ashawo go dey nairaland dey talk about women's right in Afghanistan.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel: Arab Attacker Who Stabbed Four To Death, Shot Dead by Jaapu: 9:13pm On Mar 22, 2022
Onyiiobi7735:
Extremists have painted Islam in so much bad light.

Are the Christians of Ukraine extremist for fighting for their lands?
Education / Re: Musa Muminah Agaka Graduates With A First-Class From Ahamdu Bello University by Jaapu: 8:40am On Mar 21, 2022
Massiveglory:
Oga shut up and don't be unfortunate
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He is already unfortunate.

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Education / Re: Russia Offers University Admission To Nigerian Students Stuck In Ukraine by Jaapu: 10:02am On Mar 20, 2022
Divoc19:
You will be surprised I will take racist Russian visa and mind my business in Russia.

USA na just name. I personally won't want to raise my kids in that country

You dey mind the mumu. Slavery mentality don suffocate them.

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Education / Re: Russia Offers University Admission To Nigerian Students Stuck In Ukraine by Jaapu: 10:01am On Mar 20, 2022
Loewe:
It would be very foolish of any Nigerian student to go to Russia for their degree knowing fully well they caused them to be displaced in the first place.
You think everybody no get sense like you. grin
Education / Re: FG Claimed No Money For Varsities But Built Railway To Niger –ASUU by Jaapu: 9:49am On Mar 20, 2022
tony0806:


Oga Kindly say the one that is in-depth so we can comprehend

You can never comprehend.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian-Backed LPR Occupies Rubizhne, Takes Over Government Buildings by Jaapu: 11:38am On Mar 19, 2022
caracas:

The highest Russia will do is start a nuclear war , which is what a weakling would do
In a conventional war Nato will wipe out Russia in no distance time. Even in a nuclear war Russia might destroy some nato countries but Russia would be wiped off the planet earth n most nato countries would still remain

Your mumu nah follow come.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian-Backed LPR Occupies Rubizhne, Takes Over Government Buildings by Jaapu: 11:36am On Mar 19, 2022
bigfish3k:
I still wonder how Putin will be wasting the lives of so many people including his soldiers for an illegal war just for his ego trip.

How I wish NATO can intervene

Nah the same way them NATO and US dey do am for middle east. sad sad

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Anton Siluanov: Russia Made Bond Payment, Now Up To US To Pay Bondholders by Jaapu: 9:11am On Mar 17, 2022
Kingpele:
They don't want u to access their currency, so use your useless rubles to service your debt. Is not by force to use someone property

Olodo first grade.
Politics / Re: FG Halts N600 Billion Electricity Subsidy, Confirms Power Tariff Hike by Jaapu: 8:37am On Mar 17, 2022
nkemoma:
In a sane world . for Tinubu to betray Nigerians and promote Buhari as the awaited Messiah to us is enough reason for him not to even smell the gates of Aso Rock..

He claims to be a wizard in human capabilities, yet gave us a lifeless one and went round the country marketing him. Why?

Because of his SELFISH DREAM OF becoming president..


And some tribal nincompoops are in a frenzy for the now 70something year old man, who now pees and poos on himself....


In a real sense, a 70 year old man cannot effectively run a BIG corporation. Yet these zombies that can't entrust their personal wealth to be managed by their 70 year old Dads and Uncles are going into a frenzy of portraying this man as the Messiah to clear up the mess of Buhari.... Entrusting the lives of 200million intelligent humans into his hands



May their lives not be run like Buhari has run Nigeria




In a sane world. You will be a madman. grin
Politics / Re: Reps Urge Automatic Jobs For First Class Graduates by Jaapu: 10:59pm On Mar 16, 2022
I move the motion for automatic ticket for first class graduate to contest elections in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Reps Urge Automatic Jobs For First Class Graduates by Jaapu: 10:57pm On Mar 16, 2022
ImoleNaija:


This would really encourage many students to put more efforts into their studies.

First-class has paved ways (of career paths) for many; bruising the teeth of their village people.

If it's worth doing, it is worth doing well. For the undergraduates, study to make first-class & accept whatever you end up making in good faith.

@bolded, I think Polytechnics have outlived their usefulness. Why not scrap Polytechnic education in Naija?

You are just making noise everywhere and disturbing the forum.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Says Russia Will Achieve Ukraine Goals, Decries Sanctions (Photos) by Jaapu: 10:23pm On Mar 16, 2022
mauchiz:


Is like USA have denied you visa, the way you hate them is too much, all these countries you mentioned above, were sponsors of Osama bin laden, that bombed world trade centre, pentagon. They wanted to bomb Whitehouse, do you know what they did? You don't know what they did to USA, every country lost its citizens in world trade centre. Forget it, if they did not carry the fight to middle east, by now, they would have destroyed the USA.
I love USA.

May sorrow and death be the portion of all you hypocrites that sold your conscience because of ordinary Visa. Amen
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Says Russia Will Achieve Ukraine Goals, Decries Sanctions (Photos) by Jaapu: 9:58pm On Mar 16, 2022
AllKnowing:
China lived through sanctions and flourished by it. Russia is no stranger to sanctions. She will simply grow her local competence and look towards Asia or The Middle East for patronage.

But there are exceptions to these sanctioned situations; example Nigeria and Nigerians (who have made Russia-Ukraine War their personal headache). Nigerians DO NOT KNOW they have been living with sanctions since forever!

1. Nigerians can’t use PayPal.
2. Nigerians can only access $20 a month (international spending limits, chai!).
3. Nigeria isn’t allowed to buy certain military equipments.
4. Nigerians no longer have access to send money abroad via MoneyGram or Western Union.
5. Nigerians can’t trade crypto legally.
6. Nigeria will never get license from IAEA to explore nuclear power plants.
7. Nigerian banks largely will not allow Direct Currency Conversion for international ATM/ web purchases.
8. Nigerians will never see KFC or McDonald’s set up shop in their local neighborhoods.
9. Nigerians will always seek the face of Britain before she elects political leaders to her highest offices.
10. Nigeria cannot sell her oil to nations the US forbids her from selling to.

Nigerians, do not weep for Russia-Ukraine, weep rather for yourselves and your unborn children!

Them carry USA for head like nah their papa land. grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Vs Buhari: What Has Changed? by Jaapu: 10:20am On Mar 16, 2022
Peng12345:


It surprises me why everyone of them that came out to protest are not evening saying anything, everyone just keep mute like everything is perfect

Must someone else always fight for you. Come out now. Lead or join a protest.
You still dey imagine if GEJ is in power.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Will Outlive Vladimir Putin - Blinken by Jaapu: 9:52am On Mar 16, 2022
BRATISLAVA:
Likewise your economic sanctions will outlive you.

grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Fox News Cameraman Pierre Zakrzewski Killed In Ukraine By Russian Military Fire. by Jaapu: 9:50am On Mar 16, 2022
ecolime:

This is dumbshit

Nah your brain no function o.
Politics / Re: Calabar Youths Gather, Perfect Plan To Support Yahaya Bello by Jaapu: 1:45pm On Mar 13, 2022
NoLotty7:
Hi everyone,l want to invest into rearing goat through cross breeding in a commercial module.
I will need the Boer= two buck,the savannah two as well the Kalahari to breed with the red Sokoto and African dwarf does.
Please,where can I buy either the Boer, Savannah or the Kalahari in Nigeria and at what prices?
Every contributions/suggestions is highly welcome.

There is a scammer on the loose. Beware. If possible go for physical purchase with a civil defense officer.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Britain Searches For Helicopters, Jets Belonging To Sanctioned Russians by Jaapu: 3:54pm On Mar 12, 2022
Femi8586:
The aim of NATO is to turn Putin's people against him.
Once his people are severely suffering because of him, they will hate him automatically and that marks the beginning of his downfall.

NATOs are very good manipulators. Putin foolishly played into their trap.

The same way they brainwashed and manipulated the western zombies here on nairaland. grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Facebook & Instagram 'Will Allow Posts Calling For Putin's Death' by Jaapu: 4:20pm On Mar 11, 2022
ManirBK:
Facebook shouldn’t interfere in anything they are a manipulative
corrupt private company - hate Putin and the war but don’t approve of this!!

Rules that are broken to take side in a conflict are no rule. In this
unjust world anything that helps to advance the interest of the West is permissable, including violence.

God punish AMERICA and the NATO zombies

Amen

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Sports / Re: FG Fulfil 28-Year-Old Pledge, Allocates Houses To AFCON 1994 Super Eagles Team by Jaapu: 8:56am On Mar 09, 2022
tesppidd:
If only Obasanjo and Jonathan had given them these houses at the dying minute those heroes would have been happy and blessed and enjoyed their lives.

If only Obj and Gej did this at the dying minute!

wink wink

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Foreign Affairs / Re: West Feeling Impact Of Russia Sanctions Too As Oil And Gas Prices Soar by Jaapu: 4:30am On Mar 08, 2022
Techsupport:


And how exactly will that put funds in your pocket.
Do you just masturbate to suffering and misery?
What kind of sick twisted bleeps do we have here

Stfu

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Travel / Re: Ukrainian Embassy Says Nigerian Volunteer Fighters To Pay $1000 For Visa, Ticket by Jaapu: 8:19am On Mar 04, 2022
othermen:
It’s Buhari’s recklessness and irresponsibility, the hard difficulty of dying (living) in Nigeria, which Buhari has made hell, that drives Nigerians to want to fight for a nation that has a reputation of racism towards Blacks people.

Why are you and the rest of your family still in Nigeria. Hunger go soon waya una finish. grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Lost My Boyfriend And It Was All My Fault by Jaapu: 4:53pm On Mar 03, 2022
Bullman:



Poor Paul the motherfucking simp

He is only acting like a kid that he is. 17 yrs old boy dating 18 yrs old woman. Common. You should know how this things are
Foreign Affairs / Re: Cameroonian Man Joins The Ukraine Army (Photos) by Jaapu: 10:08am On Mar 02, 2022
classicfrank4u:


Rip in advance to you undecided

Rest in pieces to you soon. undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: How Putin Has Amassed A Staggering 6 Thousand Nuclear Weapons by Jaapu: 9:44pm On Mar 01, 2022
Impressive
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Shuts Embassy In Belarus, Asks Non-Emergency Staff To Leave Moscow by Jaapu: 7:15pm On Feb 28, 2022
Nogymmarts:
USA will soon attack all the USSR countries targeting russia

Olodo like you. grin
Romance / Re: For Singles: What's Your Biggest Fear About Getting Married? by Jaapu: 7:03am On Dec 09, 2021
Lilsameey:
Marrying a cheating wife.
Marrying an abusive wife.
Marrying a wife who lacks understanding.
Marrying a wife who does not have same vibes with me.
Marrying a wife who can't take good care of my kids.

Valid..Please Shine your eyes o.

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