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Politics / Re: Governor Nwifuru Gifts 14 SUVs To Newly Ordained Catholic Priests (Photos) by Jaapu: 8:55pm On Jul 17
Hackerman4745:



If you ever insult me again... I will show you that even here on nairaland there are both mortal and immortal!!!

Try me

Shut up!
Politics / Re: New Islamic Year: Governor Radda Declares Monday Work-free Day by Jaapu: 6:14am On Jul 08
Donvictor2015:
Werey grin grin grin

Original one. Dem Igbos no fit get mouth for this thread like this. 🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Governor Nwifuru Gifts 14 SUVs To Newly Ordained Catholic Priests (Photos) by Jaapu: 6:11am On Jul 08
Hackerman4745:
Just imagine this headline:

Joe Biden gifts 10 SUVs to newly ordained Catholic Reverend fathers.


I mean how does this help the common man.

I also want to ask these SUVs were they bought from the state purse or from the governor's pocket.

This one no get sense to differentiate right from left unless nah wetin happen for USA.
Politics / Re: Governor Nwifuru Gifts 14 SUVs To Newly Ordained Catholic Priests (Photos) by Jaapu: 6:09am On Jul 08
Medipharm:

It's a lie, we're talking already, we ain't hypocrites. If we see something we say something.

Maybe, just maybe because of the incessant kidnapping of Reverend fathers but why not tighten security instead of lavishing money that can help the larger masses on few people

Nah lie...You are a crazy hypocrite. You are still bold enough to defend the madness by citing kidnapping? Nah only people wey no get SUV Dem dey kidnap?

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Politics / Re: Wike On Melaye: Are We Joking? He Does Not Have What It Takes To Be A Governor by Jaapu: 12:20pm On May 15, 2023
Ohislee:


I am a bit curious, what did I say that warrants the insult.

You only insulted without pointing out your grievance.

Your actions seems like the product of a wasted sperm.

Stupid people don't know they are stupid. Double tragedy.
Programming / Re: Buying Courses On Udemy by Jaapu: 12:18pm On May 15, 2023
9ise:

this worked?

yeah
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Jaapu: 12:13pm On May 15, 2023
I need huawei View 10 screen.

Xiaomi Redmi Y1 Lite battery

Thank you
Politics / Re: Wike On Melaye: Are We Joking? He Does Not Have What It Takes To Be A Governor by Jaapu: 2:32pm On Apr 11, 2023
Ohislee:
Wike is the one joking.

Dino as any one else is qualified to contest the governorship election of Kogi state. He is a one time senator, he has also been in the house of assembly.

Though I am not a fan of Dino, but I see him doing better than Kogi state current governor.

Odikwa you are a very stupid person.

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Programming / Re: Buying Courses On Udemy by Jaapu: 9:05pm On Mar 06, 2023
TAGf:
Use tribapay

Thanks Tribapay works for Udemy
Romance / Re: People Mostly Talk Bad About Their Ex, But Tell Us One Good Thing About Your Ex? by Jaapu: 10:03am On Jan 23, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
Which of my EXes? Lol.

The one you gave your body to without him asking. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Obasanjo: Nigeria Doesn’t Deserve Leader With Bad Character, Endorses Obi by Jaapu: 8:39am On Jan 20, 2023
Nightwolf1:
Let's do this, take Peter Obi, Atiku and Tinubu to USA for presidential debate whereby the Americans would choose the best candidate to be voted for.

Believe it they are going to choose Peter Obi.

Now this is the reason why Nigerians haven't gotten it rightly since independence. We are notorious for choosing and electing wicked and senseless criminals whom are bereft of ideas to man our economic and political affairs.

This time, vote wisely if you want the best for your country.

Vote Peter Obi the Americans choice for president.

Mumu
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Attacks Kyiv With 'happy New Year' Drone by Jaapu: 5:36pm On Jan 01, 2023
MALIGNANTGuest:

So you don't want the prophecy to be fulfilled again or what?
What's all these confusion?
The prophecy was meant to facilitate Rapture and Antichrist and as a christian you are resisting it too. U no want go heaven again??
I don't just understand

You can't understand anything.
Family / Re: My Wife Is Starving Me Of Sex by Jaapu: 3:20pm On Jan 01, 2023
Guyman01:
Na new year be this, put that energy of thinking about sex into a money making venture and self improvement. Go to the gym, learn a new skill, get a new professional certificate and vote Peter Obi and na she go dey beg you like Fancy is doing to Alexx Ekubo

You be hegoat o.

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Starving Me Of Sex by Jaapu: 3:14pm On Jan 01, 2023
Stillwhites:
It's getting to a year now that my wife began starving me of sex. Honestly I can count how many times I sexed my wife in the last two months and in most cases I initiate the engagement.

She sometimes complain that I love sex too much so I have to endure days without sex. As I type, it's morethan a week that we engaged in adult activity. I contemplated seeing another lady but it's against my Christian faith. How do I handle this situation?


Tell
SenatePresdo:
Hahaha, it's funny you wife has the Audacity to refuse you sex because of her masturbation addiction.

That's what happens to guys that refuses to put their women on their toes.

SenatePresdo:


It means making them feel like you have the capacity to keep a side chick or cheat on them, when in actual sense you don't have any or even planning to have any.

The endpoint is to have the capacity to make them jealous.
Jealousy keeps some kind of women In check.

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Phones / Re: I Need A Phone Budget Is 80-90k by Jaapu: 3:05pm On Jan 01, 2023
haykayneyo:
Used Camon 18
4gb ram
128 gb rom
100k

Used 4gb ram Tecno for 100k. Why una dey make this life hard for una self.

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Crime / Re: 7-year-old Girl Manifests Signs Of Mental Illness After Rape By Two Suspects by Jaapu: 8:36pm On Dec 26, 2022
Jennyclay:
Oh no! not again cry. 7 years old child?? Too bad cry

Let's be realistic, What really attract men to toddlers?
Men brags that with #500 or indomie you can take a lady to bed yet they go about defiling toddlers cry

Women should never put her female child under the care of any man not even her father.

Those rapist should be castrated.

E no go better for whatever your father did to you. I hope you heal from the trauma.
Technology Market / Re: . by Jaapu: 4:34pm On Dec 20, 2022
tonyx4x44:


you lost contact with me, and instead of DMing me here or writing a post, so I respond, you proceeded to call me a scammer. Will I abandon the phone number I have used for years because of you??

We had issues with the transaction which I was working to resolve and I communicated same to you, sending part refund and promising the rest. I got robbed and lost my phone, then first thing I see when I come online is you plastering my details and calling me scammer

would I process a partial refund and continue communicating if I wanted to elope with your money?

okay

DM me and get my contact if you want or continue this if you think its the best course of action

Una dey get mind for this online space sha. If them carry you now nah una go dey use God beg person. You dey owe person and you still have this condescending attitude. Belike them norva teach you lesson for bad behavior for this life before. Were debtor say make the person he owe message am for him contact. idiot you no fit message am abi? angry angry
Family / Re: Marrying A Masturbator! by Jaapu: 12:34pm On Dec 14, 2022
SenatePresdo:
Hahaha, it's funny you wife has the Audacity to refuse you sex because of her masturbation addiction.

That's what happens to guys that refuses to put their women on their toes.
If you don't mind. What does putting them on their toes mean and entails. make I use this opportunity learn.
Car Talk / Re: I Need Your Suggestions On Best Car To Buy For Haulage And Family Use by Jaapu: 3:02am On Dec 11, 2022
nurey:
Toyota sienna 1998 to 2003

has a V6 engine mated to a 4speed auto transmission, seats seven passengers and ability to remove the middle and rear seat to accommodate plenty cargo space. Down side is only front windows can wind down hence heat builds up on sunny days at the rear in traffic.
PRICE 900K TO 1.8M naija used depending on condition.

Honda Element 2003 to 2011
Has a 2.4L 4 cylinder K24 engine which is very rugged matted to a 4speed auto from 03 to 07, 5 speed auto 08 to 11 and a 5 speed manual transmission 03 to 11. Available in front wheel drive or 4 wheel drive (rear wheels only kick in when front wheels slip). Has a good cargo space and ability to remove the rear seats for larger space. The boxy shape is a turn off for some but gives it an edge in cargo carrying capacity.
Turn off are the funny rear doors, they can only be opened when the front has opened, no rear glass but a sunroof that can be totally removed but only available for 4wd models.

Tokunbo starts at 3.5m while naija used is 1m yo 1.8m depending on condition

Nissan Serena
Nissan serena is a cargo/people mover can. Has a FWD and AWD variant, the cargo variant is specifically for haulage purpose while the people mover variant can double for both though has less storage capacity than the cargo variant. Comes is a 1 8L and 2.0L engine the 2.0L touted as best engine among the engine line up. I don't know much about the diesel engine.
Naija used starts at 700k upwards.

Toyota Avanza/picnic/avensis verso/yaris verso
All this are cargo oriented vehicles there starting price for naija used is 1.5m, they come in 4cylinder, hood on gas.

What is your take on Opel Zafira for same purpose. thank you.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jaapu: 6:08am On Dec 03, 2022
omoluabi87:
For sale in Ibadan.
Contact 0905 124 7376.

1. 950va Genus Pure Sine wave inverter. Price N45, 000
Bought brand new afew months ago when I thought my other inverter was faulty. Later found that the issue was from the mains so I ended up using for less than a week,.

2,. CAMRY 150KG Dial Spring Scale. Price N25, 000.
Brand new

3. 1800watts hand-held Brush cutter (lawn mower). Price N40, 000
Bought brand new, used for afew weeks on a project. Comes with 2 new (unused) blades.

4. 16"x 20" Oval shaped wall fame suitable for picture or mirror.
Price is N20, 000.

Is 3 still available?
Politics / Re: Marketers Warn Of Possible Petrol Price Increase by Jaapu: 6:32am On Nov 26, 2022
DARLINGTON869:
Wetin concern me. If una like, make una vote APC enter again. Na una go dey suffer am.

Nonentity! Shut up. Nah the dirty cars wey you dey hustle sell for this forum dey make you feel important like this.
Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: We’re Now Integrity Group — Wike, Allies by Jaapu: 5:01pm On Nov 20, 2022
Risingblue008:
U see all these crisis rocking pdp and APC
And blind Nigerians thinks it's ordinary grin grin

Omo,
Na God dey work for Peter obi,

He's just the choosing one,

I stand for the truth
I stand for good life
I'll stand as a beneficiary of our natural resources
I stand for labour party
I stand for Peter obi

Idiot, stop lying on God.
Business / Re: My Journey This Noon To A Rural Market. by Jaapu: 8:52pm On Nov 16, 2022
MITCHELL96:



Pained MF grin grin

You mumu no too much.
Business / Re: My Journey This Noon To A Rural Market. by Jaapu: 3:03pm On Nov 16, 2022
MITCHELL96:
Please if you see any BAT, buy it let's cook this soup

Let's get rid of all the BATS so they don't get to ASO ROCk in 2023 grin

Cannibal man wey dey chop man body. Clifford Orji Nephew. You mumu no too much.
Politics / Re: Shettima To Nigerians: Be Prepared For Tough Time In 2023 by Jaapu: 7:20am On Nov 11, 2022
DamnnNiggarr:

You're a g0at for quoting me and referring to me as a kid. If you can't hold a meaningful conversation with someone, just overlook his comment or better Still, drop your opinion and move away. I don't normally reply such mentions but I may be older than your oldest sibling.

Idiot, you think like a kid. Grow up.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lula Da Silva Wins Brazil Presidential Elections by Jaapu: 9:14pm On Oct 31, 2022
Karlovych:
embarassed I see Obi ousting the ruling party to become elected as president next year, I see agbado urchins wailing and gnashing their teeth, I see PDP dissolving and their members fleeing to form a new party, I see the Cameroonian returning to Dubai to spend the rest of the funds he looted as VP, I see the cocaine merchant running back to the UK to treat his withering hands and leaking buttocks, I see his advocate being denied Canadian visa for him and his family, I see the vulture griller begging his bosses for a pay rise for his zombie duties, I see a new Nigeria emerging with Peter Obi at the helm of its affairs

This I have seen


It is easier to see your butthole than this nonsense you are typing.
Autos / Re: Clean Hyundai Sonata 2012 Limited Edition For Sale In ILORIN (PIX) by Jaapu: 4:25pm On Oct 30, 2022
Technology14:
per meter is #6,500

Is this full casing?
Politics / Re: Kanu To Remain In Custody: Appeal Court upholds FG's Stay Of Execution by Jaapu: 7:21pm On Oct 28, 2022
Sultty:
in as much as fg is playing tough. All these disregard for court ruling will have it's repercussion. Please don't drag ethnicity to this I'm not igbo

Whatever tribe you emanate from. You are a compound idiot.

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Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Jaapu: 11:47am On Oct 16, 2022
GOOD THREAD

Autos / Re: Toks Volkswagen Wagon Golf 2.75m by Jaapu: 7:17am On Sep 28, 2022
Kasdat5:
My mum bought this samecar one year like that #500k

grin
Family / Re: Why Christians Should Be More Careful On the Choice They Make In This Election by Jaapu: 7:50am On Aug 09, 2022
yemisolar:
Normally I won't reply to something like this but because of those who might be led astray by the so-called 'message from the throne of grace'

I have the following questions to ask you

1)if nigeria joined the OIC in 1986 (during Babngida's military regime) and he had the power to enforce it by a military fiat at the time but he did not, is it now that we have a democracy that a buhari will?

2) it is on record that he was encouraged to join the OIC but he (buhari) refused so is it now that he will be so bent carrying out their agenda?

3) if boko harm is only a Muslim agenda, how com they are killing Muslims also (the attack on Central mosque in Kano comes to mind)

4)it is also on record that he had more Christian than Muslims during his military regime

5) is prof yemi osinbajo part of the plan? Or he didn't know about it? Maybe he doesn't have the holy spirit

6)what have the Christians gained by having a Christian president. What has happened to all those who killed Christians and burnt churches?

You talked about turkey and the rest, the only way anyone can achieve that today is by forming groups like ISIS and not by a democratic process.

It is humanly impossible to coerce 109 senators, over 360 house of Representatives members, 36 state governors, all state of assembly members, 774 local government chairmen and over 2000 councillors.

Finally, even if the the 'christian' wins and spends four years, the power will still return to the north and we know it will not go to a Christian. So a to what end is the advice.

While I do not doubt the fact that the Abuja Accord exists I respectfully disagree with you sir that anyone for that matter can Islamize the whole nation.

And if you were wondering, I am a believer too and a serious one at that.

MostSoughtAfte

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