muyico:
Why she go india? No perfect country!

I hate that country called India with a passion. I would not set foot there for a million dollars paid in cash upfront.

Alexiiydon:
are you now dead

Yes indeed sir, I can confirm that I am presently experiencing a moderate case of death while relaxing here in hell where the hot weather is actually not as bad as I anticipated beforehand.

Nyamiriflathed:
What's up Becomrich aka becomricher. Hope the snow is not too much in Canada 😁

By way of clarification, the Yoruba Federation under the royal leadership of His Imperial Righteousness Sheikh El Musiwa Bin Totoronto has officially relocated from Canada to Siberia, amid the frozen wilderness of The Arctic Circle, where the frigid weather is conducive to maintaining normal operating brain temperatures whenever our beloved Sheikh feels a need to ponder and ruminate about his next policy thrust.

Before anybody starts to clamor for personal meetings with the Almighty Sheikh, I can only confirm that applications will soon start to be processed so that the stringent vetting process can be put in place and implemented without fear or favor.

God bless the Yoruba Federation

God bless The Benin Republic

God bless late Gani Fawehinmi

And of course, God bless our amiable Sheikh El Musiwa Bin Totoronto who has been kind enough to return from the dead to prepare for another epic battle royale with Oga Seun and his storm troopers who remain equally determined to ban the Sheikh for the rest of all time, come hell or high water.

gaby:
Musiwa, show us the map, please...

Without the immediate publication of at least 50 pages showing high-resolution satellite pictures to authenticate this person's true identity, we have absolutely no way of knowing if he is who he claimed to be.

Sheikh El Musiwa Bin Totoronto please rest assured that the world press has been notified about your 300th birthday. I can further attest that preparations are in full swing to mark this historic occasion with all the pomp and circumstance that one would expect when Nairaland's King of the Undead marks another year of vigorously resisting Oga Seun's punitive forum bans within the esteemed chambers of Nairaland.

Paraman:
So what's the latest on this bill?

To the best of my knowledge as of this March 2024 day, Nigeria's cannabis decriminalization initiative has once again lapsed into a state of suspended animation as the various opposed forces have maneuvered themselves into a legislative stalemate over this vital matter that could so rapidly lift millions of rural Nigerians out of poverty while generating billions of tax revenue dollars for virtually ALL states that comprise the Nigerian federation.

One can only hope that Nigerian legislators are paying close attention to the history that is being made right now in Ghana, as the good year 2024 kicks off. Now, at long last, a geographically close sister nation to Nigeria has bid farewell to that utterly pointless colonial-era cannabis prohibition, by boldly stepping on board the multi-billion dollar cannabis revenue train, thus setting the stage for the creation of VAST wealth throughout Ghana, as investors from near and far converge on that enlightened nation laden down with eye-watering sums of hard currency ready to invest in the local economy.

Wake up Nigeria and smell the dollars. Legalize it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuF8u212IAw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tTuDl8HlZs

Just a few weeks ago in December 2023, Ghana quietly passed into law the complete decriminalization of cannabis for commercial cultivation aimed at supplying the $30 BILLION medical marijuana global market. This masterstroke of legislative genius will position Ghana as a major investment Mecca for the cannabis industry, thanks to abundant year-round sunshine, rich agricultural soil, and cheap labor.

Nigerian lawmakers need now look no further than Nigeria's close regional neighbor, Ghana to witness how the influx of BILLIONS of dollars, pounds, and euros will transform Ghana's economic landscape for the phenomenally better, in as little as THREE years from that December 2023 day this historic, destiny-changing decriminalization of cannabis was enshrined in the laws of the land for the lasting benefit of the Ghanaian people and their international investment partners.

Here is a video clip about the unfolding mega-success story that Nigeria must emulate NOW before other African countries hog the export market.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmDaeYJ2m9g

https://www.africanews.com/2023/12/22/ghana-legalizes-cannabis-cultivation-for-medical-and-industrial-use/

Any person found in possession of methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, Rohypnol, deadly synthetic THC, and even illegally procured Tramadol tablets or cough syrup should be handed down jail sentences of ten to twenty years with hard labor after a fair trial.

That said it is high time, no pun intended, that Nigeria REMOVE organically cultivated marijuana from the list of prohibited drugs to boost the Nigerian economy and also stay in step with the growing list of African nations already commercializing the production and export of this highly lucrative crop known as cannabis sativa or cannabis indica, whose medical applications could fill the pages of a PhD dissertation.

It is always heartbreaking to see Nigerian cannabis farmers and sellers facing ruination and jail after being caught with a commodity that earns millions of dollars in annual tax revenue and commercial profit in Lesotho, South Africa, Zambia, Uganda, Malawi, and most recently Ghana, a close neighbor of Nigeria located one-hours flight time west along the Atlantic seaboard.

Just two months ago Ghana kick-started a multi-BILLION dollar cannabis industry in that nation by FINALLY legalizing the cultivation and taxed sale of cannabis and its myriad derivative products that multiply the dollar value of the crop.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmDaeYJ2m9g

A couple of days ago Electric Blues Guitar Guitar Maestro Sean Mann dropped another rework of that timeless rock'nroll classic entitled "House of the Rising Run".

In this richly melodic tour-de-force of electric rock/blues guitar prowess, Sean Mann briefly switches from his trademark Fender Stratocaster guitar to a nylon-stringed acoustic guitar that allows him to showcase his fretboard mastery as a seasoned classical guitarist. This guy is a living guitar genius with a comprehensive musical vocabulary delivered with serpentine fluidity and impeccable percussive timing. Mr. Mann's star is still ascending, thanks to social media.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez2MNO3fvx8

A mass UFO sighting in Phoenix Arizona was recorded back in 1997 over the city of Phoenix, and that historic incident became known in UFO lore as "The Phoenix Lights". That alarming sighting was witnessed by THOUSANDS of Phoenix city residents, including the city mayor who initially made jest of the incident to prevent widespread panic among the citizenry, at least in part because the gigantic UFO sighted that day was over ONE MILE in length, and shaped like a perfect isoceles triangle.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mKF5mgtJLc

The presidential guard should be placed on high alert to checkmate this cow before it moves against the seat of power in our great nation.

bro4u:
Are they rearing it or what? This topic should be in the Agriculture section

Cultivation of cannabis is illegal so growing AK47 rifles should be prohibited as well haha. Anyway, let us all convene at the Agricultural Section as recommended by Oga Bro4U.

cadmanspize:
24/7 electricity in Aba has been giving some set of people high blood pressure. They wish it was all a lie, they can't contain the burning jealousy... they're dien slowly inside!

All other Akson Gominas in the Nigerian federation will not be happy to learn that Aba now enjoys round-the-clock uninterrupted electrical power. The Akson Gominas know their constituents will ask why their governor could not replicate the uninterrupted power blueprint laid out and implemented in Aba. Nigerians still living in electrical darkness will want to know what obstacle prevents their state government from setting up a reliable, consistent, and stable electrical power grid for their families and fellow citizens, given what Aba is now seen to have accomplished in a breathtakingly short time.

Among the rogues' gallery of disgruntled elements that won't be happy to see round-the-clock electrical power in Aba would include generator sellers whose shops are now destined to close in Aba and its environs, and to a lesser extent the solar power equipment importers whose sale volume projections could be seriously upset if nobody requires solar power except as an emergency backup power supply that most households would do without to cut non-essential expenditure.

OhuDealer:
Demanded ransom money and a parachute .

Assumed that the FBI will give him a real parachute .


He plunged to his death without the parachute working.


The Feds should have placed a transponder in the bag they used to supply the money or parachute .


D.B. Cooper was as stupid as they come.

Quite to the contrary, D.B. Cooper displayed a thorough working knowledge of aviation and flight deck protocol, as evidenced when he passed written instructions to the Boeing 727 pilot not only specifying airspeed and altitude but also incremental flap settings as his designated drop zone was approached, including a notable demand that the landing gear was to be lowered to create further slowing aerodynamic drag on the airframe as the master criminal made ready to bail out that back door over that remote forest in Washington state.

Speculation was rife for years that D.B. Cooper was a disgruntled Viet-Nam-era helicopter pilot whose adjustment to civilian life took a wrong turn towards the dark side. Several movies have been made about this epic crime of air piracy and robbery, but nothing definitive has ever emerged about the man's identity or his ultimate fate. For all we know, D. B. Cooper might be living out his golden years watering the lawn of his modest condominium somewhere along America's sun belt, and smiling wryly to himself once in a while when another rumor about his exploits emerges along the relentlessly moving conveyor belt of social media.

I no gree follow ya link Oga no fess

Yujin:
We are getting there gradually.

Haha I imagine you sitting on a Florida beach typing the above words with a hot bikini girl at your side, as you reminisce about Nigeria.

We are getting there gradually ooooo haha. Oga don talk am. Enemy of progress know demsef but Papa Gopd nogo let dem talk now.

Diariz God o.

ValCon888:
This level of hardship is unprecedented because of a clueless government with constant policy summersault.

They remove subsidy today, but sneak it through the backdoor tomorrow. They float the naira today then peg dollar afterwards.

This current government is simply guessing at this point, groping in the dark for answers beyond their sense of reasoning.

The only records Tinubu is breaking is records in failure.

So tell us how you REALLY feel ha ha. Agreed that this government has inflicted several deadly economic blows against Nigeria in rapid succession.

Octopusssy:
All that risk and you end up not spending it

Criminals think differently than law-abiding citizens. Criminals minimize the risk of jail or death, and think only of the reward if they pull it off.

Creamypie:
one thing I know is that the money was never spent, since they were marked and after the incident, federal authorities announced the search for those marked notes

The odds lean in favor of D.B. Cooper having died in that forest where he landed after his daring parachute jump in the dead of night. Quite recently a family was hiking along the shores of a remote river in the forests of Washington State, when a decaying pile of cash with serial numbers traced to D.B. Cooper's ransom cash, was found poking out of the sand along the river's gravelly flood plain, suggesting that the man and the cash never got out of that wilderness that night or thereafter.

The legend of D. B. Cooper has assumed mythical proportions over the five decades since the man parachuted out the back of the Boeing 727 passenger jet he had hijacked for ransom. Mr. Cooper was carrying two huge bags full of cash, and he vanished without a trace in the Washington State alpine wilderness.

D.B Cooper might be alive, or dead, and NOBODY knows the truth about his fate or destiny.

The UK Sun newspaper often re-posts videos that were taken long ago but this compilation of drone grenade drops is worth a watch for anyone interested in seeing the precision grenade strike that a lowly hobby-grade drone can administer on dug-in Russian troops at the front line.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP7A6UIxo-8

One wonders how many Nigerian miracle churches are used by corrupt politicians to spirit hard currency out of the country aboard private jets.

jflower06:
I am neither a fan of any religion nor any so call men of God. The issue i have with people that a crucifying TB after is death should have done that while he was still alive. Besides, you shall not judge others so you won't be judged. Leave TB for God to judge.
Ask your GO to utilize the tithes and offering you have been contributing all these decades to cushion the current situation of the followers.
The Apostles did that to support the brethren by selling their properties and shared it among the needy brethren so that no one will be hungry. Please, have you forgotten the story if Annania and his wife?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with publicizing the evils perpetrated by bad people regardless of whether such demons are dead or alive. Cult leaders typically operate a concentration camp business model with tight security that ensures that the cult leader can perpetrate the most heinous of crimes on his victim-followers, behind a veil of secrecy that sometimes CANNOT be lifted until AFTER the criminal mastermind dies and goes straight to hell, as did Pastor V. D Jaguda of the forcible teenage deflowerment and mandatory abortion fame.

TalkingBird:
Government oooooh.

Do so for every producer and farmer etc. everything we can sell out lets sell out.

Send people to farm, clear bushes for everybody to farm and sell the produce in the next 6 months

Farm everywhere lets produce food and sell.

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The Fulani terrorists/cow herdsmen will be delighted to see expanded agriculture endeavors anywhere in Nigeria because that will mean more abundant and nutritious food for their diseased cattle to devour for free wherever they roam.

OLAADEGBU:


Below is another oil snakesman taking his cue from his mentor V.D. Jaguda.

https://www.nairaland.com/8000275/say-nonsense-me-ill-take#128447549

Dang. No sooner does one career con man die than another emerges from the woodwork to take his place fleecing the gullible flocks and threatening to kill those who dare expose the scam.

The stories narrated by kidnap victims who were ambushed and abducted in virtually ALL parts of Nigeria are viscerally terrifying to read about, and perhaps the most worrisome aspect of the current kidnapping epidemic sweeping Nigeria is that army uniforms and army VEHICLES are now being used by kidnappers to masquerade as soldiers on routine patrol. This means that ANY "military" checkpoint on Nigerian roads might turn out to be the portal to hell itself.

Iykopee:


Are you the lord or there is a lord somewhere speaking to us that we can't see?🤡🤡

Yes sir I can assure you that he is indeed the lord of his family compound in his village. All the other three members of his immediate family dare not dispute this claim to lordship, therefore let history take note.

God breast Nigeria.

OLAADEGBU:


The cheerleaders such as Jeremiah, Angel Uebert and the likes are still threatening and breathing fire against anyone who dares to expose their evil mentor. The offspring of the snake have now been let loose.

Amazing to hear the assumed name of another snake oil salesman in religious garb who imagines himself to be an ANGEL. One imagines that within the parallel universe of brainwash-imposed alternate reality conjured up by cult leaders, the concentration camp administration presided over by every self-proclaimed "Prophet" would be incomplete without a few heavily armed, trash-talking "angels" assigned to impose their prophet's will on followers and external detractors alike, and by force of arms if necessary.

On a serious note, anyone declaring allegiance to a dead felon may eventually find themselves on the receiving end of criminal charges or weighty civil court judgment fine assessments.

It is fascinating to note that while Puppeteer V.D Jaguda was alive swindling his gullible flock of parishioners out of their paychecks and forcibly deflowering teenage virgins five days a week, his brainwashed lemmings NEVER missed an opportunity to defend the felonious crimes of their cult leader while issuing veiled death threats, yet now that the true evil character of that horrid predator has been exposed to the world, all those cheerleaders who once threatened to kill anyone who spoke the truth about their false messiah have suddenly lost their voices.

Pascal9:
if after all the humiliation, isolation and the way the husband allienated her, and she still have patience and stayed, the only possible explanation was that she have plans.he was eliminated and who is the beneficiary, the wife, that's why they hide the autopsy result.

This scenario certainly makes sense. The charlatan pastor's wife probably knew about her husband's habit of raping young virgins almost every night while keeping her at arm's length, so she waited for her perfect opportunity to poison him and thus send him to hell where he belonged, before making a move to take over the family business of duping the gullible sheep to make them hand over their paychecks, which continues to this day uninterrupted.