pls house,i need the format 4 the bank phb test,i av a date to keep with them dis weekend,kindly hel ur broda out, thank and one love

hi all,
this is a very interesting discussion and i think i can say something that u all will benefit from.
i work in one of the biggest telecom company in dis country and i will say that im regreting ever joining them.
telecom is a sector where u will enjoy if u are the xperienced type,but as a young graduate pls,dnt go into telecom because it will give u nothing but heartbreak.i never had dis insight when i was joinning the sector two years ago,i had a similar opportunity to joing gtbank bt then there was dis brouhaha about telecom sector wish i ended up singing with them.
in telecom,there is nothing like promotion and structure and the pay,after six month,ur guys in bank will be getting far above wat u are getting and they have a enough room for promotion cos of their expansion.
let me give u a sypnosis,i have a friend that joinned guinness when i was joining dis telecom company two years ago.late last month,he was enployed into my company at a higher level and a far better pay than myself,u ask me why?cos dis telecom company does not give a damn about trainning its personel but rather enjoy hijacking personel from companies that have traiined thiers,and dont 4get that i have two years experience too like my friend,

join a bank now and apply in two year time to any telecom company,they will employ u nd put u far above ur mate interms of incentives and position.

av fun

hi all,
im no longer working with them,i work wit a telecom company now. but that is the way its been done in oceanic,its a good to place to start ur careers cos of the environment and the mentality of the owner, wish guys all the best

NIGERIA CUSTOMS SERVICE
VACANCIES
Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for the following vacant positions in
the Nigeria Customs Service.
1. MARINE UNIT
POSITION:
i. ASSISTANT GRADE 11 [DECK STAFF] CONPASS
04
ii. CUSTOMS INSPECTOR [SENIOR DECK OFFICER]
CONPASS 06
RESPONSIBILITIES:
a. Maintenance of Customs Marine fleet
b. Various anti-smuggling operations along Coastal Creeks, Inland water
ways and on the High Sea.
c. Other Enforcement duties.
REQUIREMENTS:
Candidates must possess a minimum Secondary
School Leaving Certificate plus any of the
under-listed certificates from a recognized
Institution:
(i) Mate Certificate [Home Trade]
(ii) Mate Certificate [Offshore]
(iii) Third Class Marine Certificate
(iv) River Master Certificate
(v) Quarter Master Certificate
(vi) Associate Certificate in Nautical Science
(vii) Ordinary National Diploma in Marine Engineering
In Addition, the candidate must:
(a) Be a Nigeria Citizen by birth or descent.
(b) Be a good swimmer
(c) Not be less than 1.7 metres in height, for male and 1.64 metres for female.
(d) Have a fully expanded chest measurement of not less than 0.87 metres, male.
(e) Be certified by a Government Medical Officer to be physically and mentally fit for
appointment in the Service
(f) Not be suffering from any form of physical or mental disability
(g) Be free from any form of financial embarrassment.
(h) Be of good character and must not have been found guilty of any criminal Offence.
2. POSITION:DRIVERS
RESPONSIBILITIES:
a. Maintenance of Customs vehicle fleet
b. Anti-Smuggling Operations
c. Other Operational or Administrative Duties.
REQUIREMENTS:
Candidates must possess Secondary School Certificate and valid Class ‘C’ Driving License.
Any other Trade certificate will be an advantage.
In addition, the candidate must:
(a) Be a Nigeria Citizen by birth or descent.
(b) Not be less than 1.7 metres in height, for male and 1.64 metres for female.
(c) Have a fully expanded chest measurement of not less than 0.87 metres, male.
(d) Be certified by a Government Medical Officer to be physically and mentally fit for
appointment in the Service.
(e) Not be suffering from any form of physical or mental disability.
(f) Be free from any form of financial embarrassment.
(g) Be of good character and must not have been found guilty of any criminal offence.
3. METHOD OF APPLICATION
All applications are to be made on-line. Suitably qualified Candidates should log on to the
Nigeria Customs Service website http://customs.gov.ng and click on vacancies or copy this
link to your browser http://customs.gov.ng/jobs/joblistings.php to fill application form, free
of charge and submit on-line. Only short-listed Candidates will be invited for interview.
Candidates submitting hard copies of application Forms at Customs Headquarters, Abuja, or
any other Customs Formation nationwide will not be attended to. Only applications in
respect of the advertised positions will be considered.
Upon submission, Applicants will receive an acknowledgment containing a Reference
number which must be quoted in all future correspondence.
Deadline for submission of application is Monday 14th April, 2008.
Signed
Dr B E Nwadialo
ACG (FATS)
For:Comptroller-General of Customs

HI,
IN ANSWER TO UR QUESTION,JUST START COUNTING FROM THE DAY OF THE TEST,THEY WILL GET ACCROSS TO U EXACTLY 2WKS FROM THEN, SO ALL U AV TO DO IS PRAY AND TRY TO RELAX.AIITE?

hi all,
just want to drop the gist that we placed a call to our inside source(a manager in bonny) in nlng today and he authoritaitvely said that the letters have not been released.

also,that the issue of influencing ur way into the company is not true.


so guys relax.

why?
hi guys,it was shocking to read the post lately cos of all dis bombs flying around from george bush(okoroboy) to d taliban(adrianic,uche),

i av always admire guys on dis thread cos of thier clear cut gentle nature but recently,im trying to withdraw that statemnt.u guys are just making issue out of nothing and i suggest that everybody' opinion and privacy should b respected on this thread.wht dis country needs is brialliancy in individual that will change the lot of dis great country and not the pride that exist in self proclamations of individual success while mjority of the citizenry still suffers,it only shows the fate that await dis great country, pls guys,sheath ur swords and let us give room for progress and positive criticism.

what if nlng decides to put okoroboy,adrianic and uche in d same department?i cant imagine wt will happen ?

all said and done,a frend(tblack) dt works in glo on this thread(anoda nlng hopefull)made a call on wednesday to his inside source and the man debunked the rumour making the rounds abt the letter been released by nlng, so guys i can beat my chest that the letter is not out yet,so nobody should raise ur hopes anyhow.

astalavista amigos

HAPPY B'DAY GUYS,
IS BEEN A JOURNEY SO FAR ON THIS THREAD.opokonwa,u r one of my favourities on dis thread,u submission always feel my day,i may not be a regular contributor bt my day is neva complete witout reading submissions from kuwena and his fantastic four(kuwena,adrianic,opoks and kenosky), opoks,ur last drop(the sales guy) was so wieghty that i promise to laugh for two days,though u said the first thing(I wonder when Nigerians will learn that you need to build a 'relationship' before selling 'a pinch of salt') nigerians need to learn abt sales,

abt Nlng,well any gist without anyone in dis forum tellin us abt his or her letter is no gist.Even the inside source i av too cannot tell me anything that i will rely on anymore, this thread gives me joy and my work gives me hope,so i guex nothing is missing in my life(life with or withour Nlng in this forum is like life full of insightfullness into various issues)

SO GUYS,I AV ONE WISH TO MAKE,WILL THIS THREAD CONTINUE AFTER ALL DIS BROUHAHA ABT NLNG?
KUWENA AND CO,U GUYS CAN MAKE HOME VIDEO FROM DIS THREAD OOO,ABI?I BET U THAT IT WILL SPREAD LIKE WILD FIRE AND SELL LIKE GLO CARD ABI?NA GLO DEY PAY MY MONEY.


ALL D BEST DUDE AND PLS KUWENA THINK ABT IT COS I WILL LIKE IT TO BE MY FIRST DEBUT IN NIGERIA HOME VIDEO SCENE,

CHAO

hi all,
aw una dey my people,dis jalo signing after a long leave of absence,miss u all.
the gist in the house needs to be pondered upon,i mean what tolagbaju said ealier about the final 70 that will eventually be selected.i will like to make few pointers that.

it has been confirmed from a reliable source that the number needed is 70 and the deal is already concluded,
the 220 that passed is true and the final 70 have already been selected not by the head of each departments but done by the HR base on quota basis,(220 on merit,70 on quota basis).

all we need to do is to start thinking positively,which i blif as taken us dus far on this thread.

keep waiting and hoping,chao .

hi guys,
jbyno,i guex u av the newest idea this house needs to take our mind off this nlng fever for now.i currently work with glo mobile as business development manager and i studied statistics 4m the university of ilorin.well.talking abt my department in nlng,i specialise in evaluation of lab results and drawing inferences on dis bases,i also help the company to project on the xpected quantity of lng the market would likely consume in yrs to come,and the most important thing here is that the nlng needs fact and figures to survive,dis i will always supply when called upon, i spend to weeks on bonny island collating and evaluating test results and the remaing two wks to analyse and present my findings to the management board in lagos, dis is my regular activity wk in wk out in nlng, my work load too varies wk in wk out.

hi alll,
i guesss kuwena has become a goood mind reader?alll u say and all u wish to have said is wt evrybody is having on there mind too,so i say to u broda,u r not alone in dis wonderland,all we need do is pray fervently for God's will to b done in our life, like wt t-black use to say that,we should not ask God to do it cos he has already done it,we should be thanking him for doing it and ready to smile to the bank come september, i want to follow t-black's blif and i enjoin all to join me in praising the lord for doing it, somebody say amennnnnnnnnnnnnn

kuwana,
 im directin dis to u,is it because i av been away for a while dt u decided not to include my sit no 50 on ur list?

hi all,
the level of spiritualityin the house has grown inmensely lately and i really commend each and evryone for finding their way back to God.
i want the house to look at it mathematically,total no of candidates for dis stage is like 500,20 are been interview daily which suggest tht the company will spend good 25days on dis assessment.80 candidates are needed(hope thier is nobody in the house dt is still doubtin the number of people they want),with dis,it means that out of evry 20 candidates only 3.2 will be choosen daily, tis is just something for evryone to ponder on and serves as a reminder to those of us that will be choosen evntually that,once we av dis job,remember to contribute to humanity and neva 4get ur God too for takin u dis far in life.
well to kuwena and the like,i will claim the 50th position on the flight to nlng,cos al i need to do is to be on the plane,neva minding the position, i would av taken the last sit but i dnt wana risk it ab?all d best and stay tite, one love

hi all,
i just want to ask the house if anybody was told that they r going to use the text score from the 2nd stage with the assessment center score?the panel that interviewed me said somethin like that and i want to confrim, av fun y'all

hi all,
kuwena,wellcome from the land of experience and i hope the house will learn not to always jump to conclusion cos it may nt be the way they think.evrything abt lng has been said and i hope there wont be any further accusation of someone witholding info.all we need do now is probably make good use of this incubation period b4 the egg of good news(lng) hatches, all d best and Godspeed to dose waiting for thier day to come, God dey.

hi all,
i guess virtually evrybody in d house would av done by now and i guess d waiting game continues cos the reslut will be out by first week in september,so all we can do now is to hope and pray to d Almighty to be our strenght, kuwena aw was d xperience like?, so long

hi guys,
thanx guys for all ur support,like i said earlier,that i will furnish u with wat hapened,i had mine on saturday bt i had to travel to jaligo from lagos,dt is why im replyin u a bit late, shablo has said evrytin u need to knw abt the assessment cnter,it was an xperince to behold bt honestly,u need to be urself, is fun bt trickish.

yeah,
evrybody is by 8am in d mornin,no room 4 second batch,d procex is rigorous, i also learnt that it will b group of five 4 evryday.

KUWENA,
SORRY ABT DT SILENCE,I STEPPED OUT.GETTING HOTEL DT IS NOT TOO FAR FROM THE VENUE SHLD B IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD OF 5K T0 7K MAX, MY CENTER IS FEDERAL PALACE HOTEL,V.I, YES,MINE IS SATURDAY AND I READ STATISTICS, VERY RELIABLE SOURCE SAYS THAT THE COMPANY NEEDS MORE PERSONNEL AND WE SHLD JST LET IT FLOW,DNT BE TENSED, AND BRO,I WILL SUGGEST U COME IN SUIT AND U CAN STILL CAHNGE IF ATALL THE AINT A CRITERIA ABI?

KUWENA,
AW ARE U PAL,AW WAS UR NITE?IS PRETTY COLD HERE DIS MORNING.NOBODY HAS REPLIED YET BT I STILL BLIVE ATLEAST ONE PERSON WILL DO SO.THOSE ASKING U FOR THE ATTACHMENT,U CAN ALWAYS REFER THEM TO PAGE 1 OF THIS THREAD,THE ASSESSMENT PROCESS IS WELL HILIGHTED THERE, ANY +VE GIST MY BRODA?MY ON SEARCH LIGHT IS ON AND I WILL KEEP D HOUSE POSTED WEN I DO AV ONE, CHAO

hi gees,
jbyno and kuwena,i have to blow now, i av a client on me, take kia and av fun, hope to login later in the day, one love

haba kuwena,
i trust a guy like u,im just refering to those that did deres yesterday bt fail to share the xperience up till now.i feel d brodahood in this house is fallin apart bt people like me will keep d light burnin, what abt u kuwena?

hi all,
if evrybody declined to share the xperince,i will implore the house to pray for me,mine is comin up dis saturday and i promise to relate the xperience to the house the followin day which is sunday, so dose having deres after me ,just relax and wait till sunday.

kuwena gud day,
going by the attachment,are we goig to present on a topic using a laptop?kinda of powerpoint presentation?

hi all,
if anybody needs to have the info on the attached documents,kindly check shl.com and type assessment centre in d space provided for search,everything u need toknw is there, d attachd documnts was copied from shl site by lng, av fun.

hi all,
izi-n-bizi,i guess u did ur yestaday,pls furnish the house with the info,we need to knw aw it went, and if anybody has izi-n-bizi pone number,that person shuld volunteer to call him, e go be ooo

hi,
has anybody got is own today too?im slated for the 30th of dis month,

hi guys,
i just got my letter delivered to my house addi in lagos.

hi all,
the strike has been called off,thank God for that.it is now time for this house to getdown to real biz.this house still neeed the format of the letter from anybody that has it,it will help in a long way in preparing us for the 3rd stage .izi-n-bizi,pls u have the letter,kindly relate to us the content of the letter,scan copy will do,plssssss, to all hopefuls,,let us keep on keeping on,

wetin dey guys,
  hi all,i blive dis on going strike is like a blessing in disguise for us all,i blive it may affect the operations of nlng towards calling us for the 3rd stage abi?i guess we av more time to research and time to build the courage we need for the stage.i have started my own fasting and i will advice the house to fast with me so that by the time we meet in training skul in nlng,we would be able to recognise ourselve(dose that fasted),cos will av gone lean by then, im a bliver, dis waiting game is like a 21\2 stage,and i blive we will pass it too, so let us keep waitin and plz u guys shld learn aw to put smile on this thread,cos the tension don dey too much,make person no go get LNGIDS(LNG IMMMUNE DEFICIENCY SYDROME)God forbid,

saliat,
one thing abt being a nigerian is the ability to always double our chances,u av gone far with both zenith and lng but which eva comes first,u av to go for it and try to perfect the other that is yet to come.i blive u knw aw to manage situations like this cos skulling in naija would av tot u that.take the zenith bank offer then wait for what happen next with nlng,God will direct you, be strong cos we still av a long way to go in life and the decisions we make today will only shape our 2morow, be wise and styay bless, one love

hi all,
just a new fella checkin in, dis is turining out to be a heated discussion and my mind skips everytime i long on to nairaland, guys wetin i go dooooooo?worried mind