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Jokes Etc / Cool Pix by jamoojames(m): 7:37pm On Sep 05, 2010
foto no dey lie

Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Naija Pix: by jamoojames(m): 11:16am On Aug 31, 2010
baby.me:

The prophet looks hungry cry cry embarassed
      NO BI SMALL THING OO MY DEAR, HEHEHEHEHE
Jokes Etc / Funny Naija Pix: by jamoojames(m): 10:12am On Aug 31, 2010
9ja no dey carry last, lol

Jokes Etc / Re: 2011 Election by jamoojames(m): 9:07am On Aug 17, 2010
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Abegi oh! No bring al-qeeda oh! Lol! Anyway, na cows go vote for u!

@hakunajay khai why i go talk say na only malu i go vote alone? anyway malu i get the right to vote por constitution, as por akeda or al-qeeda,na por us to dominate america to become world power grin



@ sledge406 as por u i no get waytin i go tell am por u coz u are conpuse por waytin i dey happen por my county, suffering and smiling na i dey face everyday. i dey look porward por ur own joke i go create.


@Spyker No pare, abi i still dey por skool? na poly i dey? grin u are brilliant but na expo i do? but i no say Abacha? no worry i no go spoil am like bepor , na to repair i dey por now.

@Cheiii yo-wa na only mi i bi good nigerian i dey por this NL, no worry i go make mi minister por but no eat the money oo remember na chop i chop ,use the money develop the country grin
Jokes Etc / 2011 Election by jamoojames(m): 2:38pm On Aug 16, 2010
ehehehehe, I DON LAUGH TIRE, no worry i hold something,
Fellow Nigerians,na mi i bi the only jamoojames in NL,who go for skool and come back home with ITT,BBC,CNN,AIT even NTA now i dey look porward to bring home AKEDA.so i see skool and skool see mi,i read am por politics section where everybody i won kill myselp por complain on how my country i go better,khai i read am say Nigeria i need road por everywhere and metro as another means of transport,say i need so many things way bi say i no happen.
I say me i don know waytin i go do in the 2011 election sebi i kno say i don win already? grin na mi bi the only aboki way i won repair waytin i don spoil bepor who i get the ambition to make my country better por the second time as a civilian president,i build road,bridge,create states etc. no tell me who i bi oo,coz i never won tell anybody my party yet but vote por mi if i tell una my political party name. my goverment na chop i chop grin , i kno say too many graduate i dey Nigeria i no get work,whalai i get am por agenda, if i no understand waytin agenda i mean , na plan.

(1) ALL THE PEOPLE I DEY UNIFASITY, NA POLICE AND SSS I GO SEND DEM GO DO, NO BI TEACHER AGAIN.

(2) ALL THE PEOPLE I DEY POLYTECHNIC,NA PHCN AND MAINTAINANCE POR GOVERNMENT PROPERTY.

(3) ALL THE PINKIN WAY I GO SKOOL COME SAY DAD MY HEAD NO CARRY SKOOL, NA SOLDIER DEM GO DO AND NAVAL.
(DEM MAMA SOLDIER)

(4) MINIMUM WAGE NA 45,000 SO THAT U NO GO PIT BRIBE POLICE OR PHCN WITH 20NAIRA.

(5) ALL THOSE WAY I SAY I NO WON READ ABC POR SKOOL ATALL , NA TOWN-COUNCIL.(SECURITY) OPC

(6) WAIT I GET AM POR PLAN POR SO MAY FEPLE,EVEN AREA BOYZ POR OSHODI.

& EMPLOYMENT I GO PLENTY EVERYWHERE, NO BI JOKE.


TELL ME IF I GO WIN OR NOT. IF U SUPPORT ME U GO MINISTER POR OR ORP.
Jokes Etc / Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by jamoojames(m): 9:36am On Jul 29, 2010
And when the guy respond immediately, that should be EFFECTIVE Marketing. grin grin grin grin grin no time!
Jokes Etc / Explanation Of Marketing: by jamoojames(m): 8:21pm On Jul 27, 2010
[b]Several women are so curious about the explanation of marketing. Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:

you see a handsome guy at a party, you go up to him and say "i'm fantastic in bed" datz DIRECT MARKETING.

you are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. one of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, she's fantastic in bed, datz advertising.

you see a handsome guy at a club. you go up to him and get his phone number. the next day you call and say, "hi, i'm fantastic in bed", datz telemarketing.

you are at a party and see a handsome guy, you get up and straighten your dress, you walk up to him and pour him a drink. you say "may i' and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your boobs lightly against his arm and then say, "by the way, i'm fantastic in bed", datz public relations.

you are at a party and see a handsome guy. he walks up to you and says,"i hear you are fantastic in bed", datz brand recognition.

you are at a party and see a handsome guy. you talk him into going home with your friend, datz sales representative. your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you, datz technical support.

you are on your way to a party when you realize dat there could be handsome men in all these houses you are passing. so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, i'm fantastic in bed!, datz a spam,. beware of spammers, lets do the shopping and go home grin grin grin[/b]
Jokes Etc / Re: In Search Of Lions by jamoojames(m): 7:25pm On Jul 27, 2010
@ Nellyon na ture talk , Insert Quote
all these crap about igbos loving money all come across to me as compliments! we cant just make do wit a little. we want the whole nine yards.

@ THE THREAD , HAS ANYONE THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE TWO GUYS BEEN SAMSON when he said we don hammer? that is self confidence, lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Our Girlfriend Is Pregnant by jamoojames(m): 7:10pm On Jul 27, 2010
nice joke, hope she will understand, lmao grin smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: World On The Butt by jamoojames(m): 7:05pm On Jul 27, 2010
how e possible nah and how many yeare e take to draw this am?
Jokes Etc / Re: He Received Text From His Ancestors Or What? by jamoojames(m): 5:10pm On Jul 26, 2010
cant help it , so funny maybe, who knows?
Jokes Etc / Re: Igbo Trader Writes Waec by jamoojames(m): 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2010
Oga : Common go back and put the phone numbers and
Complete address, silly boy!
That's how you get customers, !!!!, hilarious naija for life. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Newlyweds by jamoojames(m): 11:53am On Jul 26, 2010
nice joke , but right information will have helped, lmao
Jokes Etc / Re: Human Beans by jamoojames(m): 11:16am On Jul 26, 2010
just want to say u guys are great in here i do feel am home when i visit this site , infact Naija na the best people on earth. cheesy always lmao

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