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Events / Pre Wedding Photos by Jarvis(m): 2:06am On Nov 24, 2015 |
Join us and celebrate on17th and 19th December 1 Like
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Religion / Re: The Bones Of St Peter Go On Display by Jarvis(m): 5:26pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Ogeam:so why can a pastor pray for you ? |
Celebrities / AY Urged His Fellow Entertainers To Donate 'just' N15m For Their Colleague, OJB by Jarvis(m): 3:30pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
Popular comedian, AY, has proved to be a man with heart of gold as he urged his fellow entertainers to stop the embarrassment of asking ordinary Nigerians to donate 'just' N15m for their colleague, OJB, who is down with Kidney failure. via nigeriafilms.com Source:http:/// ijJtOZyjf8 http:///NP9yVclAQz |
Jokes Etc / Re: Proper Spacing In Text Messages by Jarvis(m): 12:11pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
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Jokes Etc / Most Common Lies Told By Men by Jarvis(m): 11:52am On Apr 11, 2013 |
MOST COMMON LIES TOLD BY MEN 1. I wil be travelin b4 24th of Dec of 13 of FEb 2.She is my frends GF 3.I had a crush on ha 4.She is the one disturbin me 5.Am not am home 6.I wil be workin late 7.I was in a meetin dats y I did not pick ur cals 8.We are just normal frends 9.Pls let me call u back I can't hear you 10.My fone is low so u won't be able to reach me so don't bother callin 11.Am wit an old frend dat just came back 12.Am single, i just broke wit my gal cos she was cheatin on me 13.She no longer loves me so I want to move on 14.My ex left me and go married to anoda man cos am not yet working. 15.If u allow me to date u I wil neva cheat on u 16.She is the pest I was tellin u about 17.She is just a gal in my area dat do greet me.dats all 18.Haba what wil I be doin wit dat small gal or old cargo lady 19.Am very broke 20.She is my ex but we re stil frends shar. Hahhahaahah add your own pls |
Romance / Re: Using CCTV Because Of Infidelity, Is It Right? by Jarvis(m): 2:27pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
What if der are using a hotel or the guys house as venue for dia matches......?how wld ur so called CCTV help? 1 Like |
Family / Difference Between A Girl And A Woman by Jarvis(m): 7:46am On Mar 18, 2013 |
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRL AND A WOMAN 1. A girl knows how to demand. A woman knows how to contribute. 2. Girls complain too often. A woman wil observe for a while, n den cal her man's attentn 2 d matter arising. 3. Girls can spend 5k on ice cream. A woman can manage 5k to cook for a week. 4. A girl wil wanna keep up with trends. A woman wil wanna consider her man's progress. 5. A girl wil never ask how he manages. Caring after him is a woman's priority. 6. A girl wil measure her man's worth by d weight of his pocket. A woman will measure her man's worth by his level of Wisdom, d fear of God n how disciplined he can be towards finances. 7. A girl is naturally selfish, stubborn n short sighted. A woman is sacrificial, loyal, future oriented n family minded. 8. A girl wants everything now. A woman waits until they can both attend to their needs as at wen possible. 9. A girl is not considerate. A woman helps her man to plan. |
Religion / 16 Facts About The New Pope by Jarvis(m): 9:29am On Mar 14, 2013 |
Below are 16 facts about the new pope.The new Pope has lived for more than 20 years with only one lung. The new head of the 1.2 billion-member Catholic Church is Pope Francis the first. He was elected on Wednesday at the end of the conclave of 115 cardinals. 1. His real name is Jorge Mario Bergoglio 2. He is 76-years-old 3. He is an Argentinean 4. He is the first Jesuit priest to become Pope 5. He is the first Latin American to become Pope 6. He was the runner-up during the last conclave that elected Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI 7. He is a conservative known for his strong anti-gay stance. In 2010 he described homosexuality as a “destructive attack on God’s plan.” He was a fierce opponent of Argentina’s decision to legalise gay marriage in 2010, arguing children need to have the right to be raised and educated by a father and a mother. 8. Though conservative, he has criticised priests who refuse to baptize babies born to single mothers 9. He also believes condom can be permissible to prevent disease 10. He is well known for his austere outlook tolife. He is famed for taking a bus to work every day in his native Argentina, giving up his driverand official limousine 11. His austere outlook towards life explains his choice of Francis as his papal name. FrancisAssisi, who he is named after, is a popular Catholic saint who lived humbly and gave possession away to the poor 12. When he was made a cardinal, he persuaded hundreds of Argentineans not to flyto Rome to celebrate with him but instead to give the money they would have spent on plane tickets to the poor 13. In 2001, during a visit to a hospice, he washed and kissed the feet of 12 AIDS patients 14. He is respected for his intellectual prowess 15. He is an anti-corruption crusader. He has also accused Argentina’s government of not doing enough to eradicate poverty 16. He has lived for more than 20 years with one functioning lung. His other lung was removed because of infection. 3 Likes
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Politics / Re: DPO Jumps Fence To Escape From Robbers (Picture) by Jarvis(m): 7:36pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
Idokojimmy: See DPO Jumping Fence To Escape From Armed Robberswho take dem the picture? |
Romance / Re: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by Jarvis(m): 7:28pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
190: But on a serious note why should a lady have yam legLaff don make me piss 4 my landlord head =D , ' ' ' <\¸,' ' Λ. 8-| ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒i de tell u o |
Politics / Re: Illegal Connection: Man Electrocuted To Death In Ikorodu by Jarvis(m): 12:52pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
Like seriously |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Was Nani's Red Card Justified? by Jarvis(m): 10:30am On Mar 06, 2013 |
oldlord: man u vs man city, kompany was handed a red card for offence that desever nt even yellow card. so let man u enjoy this ti.elearn to spell well b4 comin here to comment. |
Music/Radio / Re: African Queen Or Oliver Twist: Which Song Is More Internationally Acclaimed? by Jarvis(m): 10:09am On Mar 04, 2013 |
Red-Light:best artist not best song....we re talkin abt songs here!!! |
Celebrities / Re: Lest We Immortalize Nuisance …the “goldie” Situation. by Jarvis(m): 3:01pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
alkonami:you did not hav to quote the op again now. |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Goldie's Husband, Andrew Harvey by Jarvis(m): 6:13am On Feb 16, 2013 |
[quote author=emmalexabl]If the white guy is indeed her husband, then goldie lived a wayward life ( most celebrities do) and may God 4give her sins and grant her a perfect rest. . .Amen !! E don pas |
Religion / Re: Pope Benedict To Resign by Jarvis(m): 6:30pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
St.Ola:u hav rily spoken well |
Religion / Re: Pope Benedict To Resign by Jarvis(m): 6:13pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
MEILYN:answer him did jesus not kneel y praying? Den answer me which or what kind of bible do u even read? |
Religion / Re: Pope Benedict To Resign by Jarvis(m): 6:12pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
MEILYN:answer him did jesus not kneel y praying? Den answer me which or what kind of bible do u even read? |
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Confirms Visit To Nigeria by Jarvis(m): 3:48pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
Yeoal: [img]http://cdn.informationnigeria.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Untitled1.pig?9d7bd4[/imp]and SO 2 Likes |
Family / Re: What Exactly Is A Man's Duty In The Home Nowadays by Jarvis(m): 4:27pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
busolayemi: gone r dose days wen I av tym for responses on nairaland...buh u c madea, forget bou women emancipation...I tink its only normal a man helps his wife...its not jst bou gender equality buh mayb ma background...I av such a lovin dad who wudnt allow ma mum ovastress hersef...dats minus d fact dat a bigger chunk of d financial stress is on him. For instance, he doesn't allow ma mum wake up at nyt to care for d baby as long has d baby's weaned...most nyt, I wake up nd see him in d livin room, carryin d baby on his chest or his neck...jst to lessen d stress for mummy...nd I can't rememba eva seein dem argue talkless fight...so u c, if u feel am talkin cos of waeva ur reasons, den u nid to get to sum homes...I dnt tink it remove anytin frm a man to help his wife out...yes, d wife shdnt take advantage of dat buh at d same tym...men shd learn to help more....wat do u say of men dat can't even cook...if their wife isn't dere, dey turn to mama bash n eateries...I dnt get african men...so complicated...God bless ma hubby thoe...he's a blessin to me*kissesdearie*so because yor dad does it yor husband too must do it? Wat if yor husband is from a home wer his mum does everytin at home wat happens? |
Family / Re: What Exactly Is A Man's Duty In The Home Nowadays by Jarvis(m): 4:19pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
KINGwax: hehehehe, i said it, a bad wife.. Imagine the sterotyping agaisnt the igbo ppl!!! FIY, i'm a yoruba, and girls like u are better avoided!!guy RESPECT to yor yarns. |
Religion / Re: Worshippers Give Oyedepo 700 Cars As Offering by Jarvis(m): 6:10am On Feb 01, 2013 |
manmustwac: NO! They weren't forced to give him. THEY WERE BRAINWASHED!!!u are so so ryt.....even the educated ones fa! |
Sports / Re: We Were Robbed - Enyeama Fumes by Jarvis(m): 12:48pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
shadrach77: during the post match conference goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama fumed "I don't knownthe kind of officiating we are having at this tournament. Even if Africa is having its own football, the officiating should not be this bad. i have never seen that kind of penalty call in my life. That penalty shouldn't have been called" he went on, "In our last match, we had a clear penalty and a red card call which was not iven. Now again we are having a penalty awarded against us"no be dis keeper we see the slip for post the oda dey? Jes like Chelsea fan if der loose match its either ref or the coach
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: What Is Your Opinion On The Hazard/ball Boy Incident? by Jarvis(m): 1:52pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
toluxa1: I watched the Chelsea game this night and saw the Hazard incident. Actually "Hazard" is trending right now on twitter and different people have voiced their opinion on whether on the incident. I am a chelsea fan, and even though I clapped for him when he kicked that boy, I don't believe he did the right thing, but I also don't believe he deserved to be sent off for that. Well, that's my opinion. Did you watch the game? What do you think? Did he do the right thing or not? Why? Did he deserve to be sent off or not? Why?"Hazard had no right doing what he did, his place is on the pitch. Any time the ball boy wasted would've been added on....he let his team mates down. 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: What Is Your Opinion On The Hazard/ball Boy Incident? by Jarvis(m): 1:50pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
toluxa1: Ball boys are given a job, A job to speed up the game and keep it running. If a ball goes out, They get the ball straight away and give it back to resume play. Instead, He let it roll past him and keeps it in his arms. Eden Hazard then goes over to him, By that time the ball-boy has led over the top of the ball to prevent him from getting it. So Hazard kicks the ball, You can see from replays the he does as it rolls out the other side of the lad."The boy went to pick up the ball and he fell over. He didn't hold on to the ball for a minute; it happened over about 20 seconds. "Had it been 2-0 to Chelsea, I don't think Hazard would have been anywhere near the ball. But I don't think Hazard deliberately went to kick him." 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Nigeria V Burkina Fasso - The Premier League Has Destroyed Our Football by Jarvis(m): 6:28am On Jan 23, 2013 |
Red-Light:hey its PROVE abeg. |
Sports / Re: Nigeria V Burkina Fasso - The Premier League Has Destroyed Our Football by Jarvis(m): 6:25am On Jan 23, 2013 |
Ejiné:na wao o were do u get ur false info from? |
Sports / Re: Nigeria V Burkina Fasso - The Premier League Has Destroyed Our Football by Jarvis(m): 6:24am On Jan 23, 2013 |
never_say_never:almost every country in d world has a player playin in d epl.dats to tel u d quality of d lig. |
Family / Ladies Meaning Of A God Fearing Man by Jarvis(m): 1:10pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
INSTEAD OF SAYING I NEED A FOOL 4 A HUSBAND, LADIES SAY I NEED A GOD-FEARING MAN 4 A HUSBAND. HOWEVER,WHEN U BRING INTO ANALYSIS THE CONCEPT ''GOD- FEARING MAN'' AS USED BY LADIES IN THIS CONTEXT, U WILL COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT 'GOD- FEARING MAN AND FOOLISH MAN ARE SYNONYMOUS. LET'S LOOK AT A GOD-FEARING MAN IN LADIES CONTEXT: SOMEONE WHO IS SO RESERVED, SOME1 WHO DETEST SMOKING, DRINKIN AND WOMANIZING BUT WOULDNT MIND MARRYING A LovePeddler! SOME1 WHO WOULDNT RAISE HIS FINGER ON HIS WIFE EVEN WHEN D WIFE CONTINOUSLY RENDER INSULTS ON HIM. SOME1 WHO WOULD GIVE HIS WIFE A SMILE OR APPLAUSE SHOULD SHE RETURN HOME BY 12MIDNITE WITHOUT A GOOD REASON. SOME1 WHO SPENDS ALL HIS INCOME TAKING CARE OF HIS WIFE BUT WONT MIND IF D LADY DOES NOTHING TO COMPLIMENT HIS EFFORTS, NOT EVEN COOKING. SOME1 WHO CAN OFFER HIS LADY A CAR WHILE HE RIDES ON A BICYCLE OR TRICYCLE(KEKE NAPEP). IT IS LITTLE WONDER, THAT THIS SPECIE OF MEN IS DIFFICULT TO COME BY. LADIES, IF THOSE QUALITIES ABOVE DESCRIBE D MAN U ARE WAITING 4, THEN U WILL REALLY WAIT! |
Sports / Re: Interesting Article About John Mikel Obi by Jarvis(m): 1:06am On Aug 30, 2012 |
kayoshi: Dispelling Myths: John Obi Mikel always passes it sidewaysdis so called article is rubbish..can he play like dis wen he plays for 9ja? |
Romance / Re: What Are The Things That Pushes People To Cheat? by Jarvis(m): 12:58am On Aug 30, 2012 |
alienware: where u stand take dat pic ? Hahahahahaha.... Hahahahahahaha dat kind place stil dey 9ja? |
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