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Family / Re: When Was The First Time You Touched A Dead Person? by Jastho(m): 11:40am On Nov 14, 2021
2013
My Grandma
My hands kept smelling like what was used for the embalment despite several washing, but thanks to fufu.

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Romance / Re: Young Men Why Do You Conceal Your Dad's Extra Marital Affairs From Your Mum? by Jastho(m): 3:31pm On Sep 10, 2021
One body

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Travel / Re: Ifeanyichukwu Luxurious Buses Burnt In Anambra Tanker Fire (Photos, Videos) by Jastho(m): 7:44am On Aug 17, 2021
Ifeanyichukwu luxurious buses got burnt.
Hmmmmm
And to think that do go to the North.
Car Talk / Re: Many Cars Submerged In Lagos Flood Following Heavy Downpour (Video) by Jastho(m): 3:51pm On Jul 17, 2021
Chai
You are better than this.
Man actions results in certain diaster (flood)
Righteousness2:
The Abnormal Noahic Endtimes flood has come to Lagos....
I Perceive God is testing the Mic on the Wrath that is to fall on this earth after the RAPTURE of the saints.

Ladies and Gentlemen, All these Disaters and Calamities hitting the Nations and continents are Moi Moi and a complete Child's play to what will be on Earth After the Saints are taken away.

Here is the Conclusion of the whole Matter,
The Coming of JESUS is Here! Repent and Believe the Gospel.
Romance / Re: My Experience Today With A Lady by Jastho(m): 12:10am On Apr 25, 2021
ManuelNate1:
Ok, I just wanna share with u guys my earlier experience today
There's this girl I met on Facebook. We got chatting and became acquainted. She came visiting. I actually told her to come to my office. Later took her to my apartment. We had a lil chiy chat and den she left.
Few days later this later called that I should lend her 5k. I knew the money would go to voicemail so I declined. After a lil while she called and requested for airtime, I told her it was too early and I hadnt even gone to the office. I can't send her airtime.
So our communication slowed... It wasn't frequent again. So she offered to come visit me and get sum cash... I told her that if she's gonna come slip over ama give her the cash. That I wanted to Bleep her. This girl started singing songs of Solomon to me on how shes not that type of girl blabla...
I didnt even bother about her matter sef...
Fast forward to today... I saw her missed call...called back and we got talking. She said she was coming over, I said okay. She came over and we got talking.she went to the kitchen and prepared wat we'll eat.
Afterwards I started caressing her, babe didnt kept still... From one touch to anoda... We got fucking.
To be candid... She was sweet and soft.
People of God! Twas after three rounds of raw fucking that that my brain booted to default settings that I realized I didn't use condoms.
I went to the bathroom and cleaned up...dashed out to the pharmacy, got
2 determine strip(HIV testing strip, blood lanset, and mormal saline). I came back to meet her... Did the test for the both of us and it was both negative.
Omoh I heaved a sigh of relief... We still continued our fucking... I bleeped her till she became sour and cudnt take it no more��
Babe start singing love songs to me about how she didn't realize she loved me dat much until naw���,dat I need to cut off from my other girls. Plus she asked if I had a girlfriend... I denied ������
And told her I had a girl but it was a long distance relationship.
Babe now forced me to accept that we are officially dating ( chai!!)
While going she almost emptied my cartoon of noodles and and crate of eggs.
I was just cursing her in my mind.
Gave her money for to and postinor 2.
Now she's now allowing me to rest with love chats on FB... She's beginning to annoy me already.

Op you go pharmacy but you no buy postinor 2 yourself.
Never let a woman be in charge of the contraceptive.
Congrats you will soon be a father.

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Romance / Re: Should Huge Bride Price Be Given For Non-virgins? by Jastho(m): 4:16pm On Mar 09, 2021
Waiting for Elder Ubunja

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Romance / Re: Shame On Those That Crossed Over With Sex by Jastho(m): 7:52pm On Jan 01, 2021
Zzor:
Yes,shame on you if you crossed over with sex, you need total deliverance.

Tales of a little girl with suprassed sexual urges.
e go soon explode like gunpowder.

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Romance / Re: How To Open The Third Eye by Jastho(m): 4:34pm On Dec 29, 2020
ElidaxZiel:
The spiritual eye allows any individual to see beyond the normal human range. That is ability to see spirit beings and lot of things which an average human won't see.
Did all Human have it ??
Every human has it but most are not activated, hence it won't function
Who should open the S eyes ??
it only for those who are ready to step into spirituality, and must be above 20 years
What are the benefit of opening the S eye ??
1. Seeing spirit beings,
2. High spiritual strength
3. hearing what people are thinking in their mind
4. Real and vivid dreams
5. Connecting to the spiritual realm
How to open the Spiritual eyes ??
The opening of the spiritual eye only take 7 days using the sacred Instructional material.
Contact me
elidaziel@gmail.com
for opening of the S.Eyes at affordable price
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Re: How To Open The Spiritual Eyes by
ElidaxZiel : 11:07pm On Jan

Third eye opening isn't what someone just wake up and decide to open op.
You must be ready .

Op can you close third eye?
Romance / Re: The Friend Zone: Why You Are There And How To Get Out Of It. by Jastho(m): 4:41pm On Dec 07, 2020
LeoGM:
Watch, Learn And Subscribe

when you ready to type, mention me
Romance / Re: 20k For 4 People by Jastho(m): 8:01am On Nov 15, 2020
Casalindal:
Out of the abundance of my heart I will give 4 people 5k each. Drop your account number and I will pick randomly. God bless you all

Grandma you no dey ever tire with your clout chasing.
Romance / Re: 20k For 4 People by Jastho(m): 7:59am On Nov 15, 2020
uruba23:
Today's payment is on Senator Godwill Akpabio,seems she wants to pay an early tithe.

grin grin grin grin
Computers / Re: . by Jastho(m): 6:15am On Nov 15, 2020
Veiniously:

What do you want to do with the laptop?

Study Aid
Computers / . by Jastho(m): 5:31am On Nov 15, 2020
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Romance / Re: My School Run Encounter by Jastho(m): 9:55pm On Oct 11, 2020
mariahAngel:
Teach him that bullying others is not a good thing, and that next time he gets bullied, he should either defend himself or report to a teacher.

I'm highly suprised
Romance / My School Run Encounter by Jastho(m): 4:59pm On Oct 09, 2020
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Romance / Re: I Am Falling In Love With My Former Boyfriend’s Neighbor -is This Right? by Jastho(m): 10:52am On Sep 22, 2020
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