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Romance / Re: Am A Millionaire..and Its Official!!!! by Javalist: 12:39pm On Nov 18
It is just a million in the account, buy that Shawarma for 19 guys and return to the THOUNDNAIRE club! grin
Romance / Re: How Do Guys With Multiple Girlfriends Cope In This Economy? by Javalist: 4:32pm On Nov 01
Chinedu go look for money and stop wailing on a public forum about other people who do not have 1/100 of your financial problems.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Who Remembers This Soap? by Javalist: 6:03am On Oct 29
Bar soap is still available in the market these days.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Impunity In The Banking Sector. United Bank For Africa As Case Study. by Javalist: 8:01am On Oct 28
franklingud:
UBA stole my father's N10k when he died in the year 1998.
My mother too, of blessed memory, tried her best to claim the money but UBA didn't give her the chance.

Imagine 10k as that year, isn't it about N10m nowadays??
Since then I have been suffering till date.

Bad things will happen to the owners of that bank and it has already started with Nwigwe and his family. More is coming anyways.

Oga small small abeg. 10k naira in 1998 is not more than 800k today even at official dollar rate of that time.
Politics / Re: Buy Petrol At ₦‎1,000 Per Litre Or CNG At ₦‎200, Tinubu Tells Nigerians by Javalist: 11:01am On Oct 23
If not fitted directly from factory, I can't use CNG converted cars here in Nigeria even if the over 300k naira installation would be offered to me free and CNG refill at no cost daily.

I've seen several cases where the cylinder explodes brutally. It's just not safe to drive those cars here in Nigeria.

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Car Talk / Re: How Much Do You Currently Spend On Fuel In A Week? by Javalist: 4:35pm On Oct 21
I drive Honda Accord 2009 V6 engine. I don't have any Check Engine Light indicator on the dashboard, which means every component on the car works perfectly, this further means my fuel trim and efficiency is at its peak.

My place of work is 22kms to and fro, then another 20 kms on Saturdays for a visit to my family house, that's about 130 kms per week. I actually spend N15,000 (12.5 ltrs) per week to fuel the car to do all of this. If I go by this, I spend N60,000 (50 ltrs) per month on fuel to go to work and a visit to family house every Saturday.

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Business / Re: Naira Down To N1,650/$ In Parallel Market by Javalist: 9:57am On Sep 20
Sermwell:
A country of stupid people!! This is what you all deserve!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the president of the United States of America who may not have anything to do with this country Nigeria.

Mtsw, son of heg0at!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Says Taylor Swift Will Pay A Price For Endorsing Kamala Harris by Javalist: 2:29am On Sep 12
I'm a Nigerian currently residing in Nigeria. I cannot discuss about matters arising from America, I have enough problems in my country already.

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Education / Re: JUST IN: ASUU Declares Indefinite Strike by Javalist: 8:39pm On Sep 11
Let me teach you the 101 of journalism and reporting. Your caption should look like;

"Gombe State University: ASUU Declares Indefinite Strike"

Not the BS you posted above, it is grossly misleading!

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Politics / Re: Why Did She Hold Her Bag While Taking Oath Of Office? by Javalist: 5:10pm On Aug 28
Illiterates displaying their gross illiteracy at max, thinking that was a fashion bag. A little research on why officials do that while taking an oath, would have saved you this embarrassment.
Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Adejuwon Soyinka by Javalist: 2:40pm On Aug 25
opamoses1:

You can do your job without slandering and comittining crimes like that pidom guy. He just dey cook up and spread unconfirmed informations. That's not journalism at all.

He said zulum son killed someone in India and was in jail only for that son to release video from his house in Borno the same day debunking the slander.
He lied about the Ooni too. Lied against so many people with his fake news.

I have no commiseration for that PIDOM guy. I doubt if he really did go to any journalism school. Everything about his pieces is a complete wack, from slandering to blackening a group of people unprofessionally with no shreds of evidence.

Investigative journalism should be really ashamed of him. He is/was a terrible journalist. For all I care, let him rot into ashes wherever he is.

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Education / Re: Kidnapped Medical Student Posts From Kidnappers' Den by Javalist: 9:10am On Aug 17
Everything is gone in this country.. incuding the little common sense and intelligence left with these lazy youths. How can a right-thinking person look at this BS and think it is real? No, they're even judging the kidnappers for foolishly leaving smartphones with their victims. SMH!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple Prints Their Own Currency For Wedding To Avoid Naira Abuse by Javalist: 1:03am On Aug 11
That was Ashraf Sanusi ( the son of the re-instated Emir of Kano, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi) and Sultana Nazif (daughter of Senator Suleiman Nazif from Bauchi). Considering the families both of them come from, they can actually do more than this without facing the wrath of the law.

This is Nigeria, most of our laws are for the poor.

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Politics / Re: Protest: Hoodlums invade Katsina Churches, Cart Away equipment by Javalist: 6:24pm On Aug 04
You posted this BS 6hrs ago, yet none of our national dailies posted it. I went to Twitter, but still nothing like this rubbish.

Why is religious mischief always originating from this forum by indoor hoodlums just because they have access to internet on a low budget chinko phones?

OP, repent from this evil behaviour of yours, Nigeria deserves peaceful co-existence among faiths of all sorts.
Romance / Re: See What I Just Found Out About The Paternity Of My First Child After Six Years by Javalist: 6:42pm On May 08
If she didn't do it in the last 6 years you have been together, this might be the time she wants to get into the hook-up business with one mafia wey don blow. Get a DNA test on the child, that gender can really be cunny. She might just be looking for every opportunity to get unbonded with you for a better life with someone out there.

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Family / Re: I Have Failed At 30 And Want To Commit Sucide by Javalist: 1:28pm On May 04
Well, I would rather listen to your story than attend your funeral, in case you eventually opt-in for suicide!

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Education / Re: What Would Happen If Banks Are Allowed To Sell Dollars? by Javalist: 1:09pm On Apr 27
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Romance / Re: Why Is It Very Difficult To Find A Woman Who Possesses All The Qualities (Photo) by Javalist: 2:59pm On Apr 25
It's very common to find a lady with these qualities in Northern Nigeria, all thanks to the indoctrination of Islam and Hausa-imbibed culture of no promiscuity pre-marital.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Javalist: 7:31am On Apr 25
Antioxidant:
What was this amount (N110,850.00) you claimed you received for? Did you initiate any transaction of this amount?

In my write up, I did mention that I was doing P2P trading (buying and selling USDT on an exchange). So I yes, the guy purchased USDT from me worth N110,850 and sent the naira to my Moniepoint account.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Javalist: 12:22am On Apr 25
Dear Nairalanders, I need your help on this matter between me and Moniepoint.

I operate a KYC Tier-3 account with Moniepoint which I have been using for P2P transactions (buying and selling USDT daily) to make little daily income. The total capital I use for this is 1.5m naira but I can do this about three or four times daily, which means a volume of about 6m naira on daily basis.

Just yesterday, I noticed that the account has been placed on PND (Post-No-Debit) and my total balance which was exactly N1,545,600 before the incident, has changed to a negative balance of N-26,240,000. When I contacted the bank to find out the reason for this restriction, they said I am a "third beneficiary of fraudulent transfer" from Flutterwave. They added that I received the sum of about 28m from someone using that Flutterwave so they cleared my available balance and put what remains on negative balance.

The truth of the matter is that I never received such an amount from anyone, I asked them to go through my transaction history and tell me exactly when that happened. Moreover, the highest amount I received on that account since I got it upgraded to level 3 early this April was N2,100,000. Nonetheless, I went back to all the transactions I did earlier and I found out that I received ONLY ONE money transfer from Flutterwave some 12 days back but the amount was exactly N110,850.00, contrary to N28,000,000 the bank claimed.

Could this be a technical error from Moniepoint since I never received anything close to such amount they claim or could it be possible that I was scammed somewhere somehow in my P2P transactions even though the only amount I received from Flutterwave was 110k? Again, I have never received an amount higher than N2,100,000 let alone N28,000,000. Additionally, since when I started the P2P business on that account, I have never accepted money transfers from third-party accounts, the only few ones that were sent to me using third-party accounts, were refunded accordingly and have the counter-parties canceled the trades.

Please help me understand the kind of mess I am in, I can't think well right now. How can I be operating an account with total balance of 1.5m and end up with a negative balance of 26m?

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Business / URGENT: I Need Advice - Alleged Involvement In Moniepoint Fraudulent Transfer by Javalist: 12:21am On Apr 25
Dear Nairalanders, I need your help on this matter between me and Moniepoint.

I operate a KYC Tier-3 account with Moniepoint which I have been using for P2P transactions (buying and selling USDT daily) to make little daily income. The total capital I use for this is 1.5m naira but I can do this about three or four times daily, which means a volume of about 6m naira on daily basis.

Just yesterday, I noticed that the account has been placed on PND (Post-No-Debit) and my total balance which was exactly N1,545,600 before the incident, has changed to a negative balance of N-26,240,000. When I contacted the bank to find out the reason for this restriction, they said I am a "third beneficiary of fraudulent transfer" from Flutterwave. They added that I received the sum of about 28m from someone using that Flutterwave so they cleared my available balance and put what remains on negative balance.

The truth of the matter is that I never received such an amount from anyone, I asked them to go through my transaction history and tell me exactly when that happened. Moreover, the highest amount I received on that account since I got it upgraded to level 3 early this April was N2,100,000. Nonetheless, I went back to all the transactions I did earlier and I found out that I received ONLY ONE money transfer from Flutterwave some 12 days back but the amount was exactly N110,850.00, contrary to N28,000,000 the bank claimed.

Could this be a technical error from Moniepoint since I never received anything close to such amount they claim or could it be possible that I was scammed somewhere somehow in my P2P transactions even though the only amount I received from Flutterwave was 110k? Again, I have never received an amount higher than N2,100,000 let alone N28,000,000. Additionally, since when I started the P2P business on that account, I have never accepted money transfers from third-party accounts, the only few ones that were sent to me using third-party accounts, were refunded accordingly and have the counter-parties canceled the trades.

Please help me understand the kind of mess I am in, I can't think well right now. How can I be operating an account with total balance of 1.5m and end up with a negative balance of 26m?

Autos / Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Javalist: 3:33pm On Jun 13, 2022
Please how much will it cost to clear Mercedes C200 year 2003?

Routed through Germany.
Crime / Re: I Heard Them Saying This, Please Read It We Are Not Save Any More In Sokoto by Javalist: 1:25pm On May 17, 2022
I've always said it. I've never seen a people as dumb as donkeys as the Christians in Nigeria. Their intelligence compares to nothing more than a wild goat.

Going through the profile of this idíot (which he just registered yesterday) you'll understand that he's been begging here and there on Nairaland looking for money to eat and all of a sudden, huge amount of money enters his account and he went to a POS to withdraw.

This pig's location is far far from North at the moment, he only wants to leverage this crisis to cash out (I even wonder who would give him money) as well as incite unnecessary unrest in other parts of the nation. The truth is I've seen over a dozen posts both here on Nairaland and on Facebook since the beginning of the Sokoto saga.

If you're truly in danger, why didn't you contact your relatives and close ones who know you physically but instead, you opted to come online and air it here because the entire post has a different purpose to achieve. These are sone of the common psycological tests that someone like your personality as a Christian in Nigeria will always fail.

These morons want to use any means at their disposal to achieve their mischievous goals taught by their ignoramus pastors. Afterall, they'll come behind the scene attacking Islam of terror and national unrest.

All I'll have to tell you is, you're not wise. Please try another format!
Politics / Re: What A Northerner Posted On Facebook by Javalist: 1:04pm On May 17, 2022
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Politics / Re: Claim That Sokoto Enacted Death Penalty Law For Blasphemy Is False by Javalist: 4:13am On May 17, 2022
Additionally, all the other news that people are going about vandalizing and destructing properties in Sokoto is also false. The state has been under 24hrs curfew a day after the incident. We're not a lawless state to think that could ever happen with curfew in place.

I'm just shaking my head for these southern morons wandering in their unending delusional as always to cause mayhem and incite national unrest to promote their imaginary wishful thinking of having the country disintegrated. Well it may interest you to know that the North wants this disintegration thing more than you guys. There's just no point living with irrational set of people like your personality causing troubles for everyone even at the detriment of their own peaceful living.
Politics / Re: Deborah Samuel: Christian Association Of Nigeria Declares Nationwide Protest by Javalist: 8:06pm On May 16, 2022
So these idi0ts with their coconut heads that barely let them reason like humans even have the gut to organize a national protest? Let's see how it will unfold.

Deborah was killéd because she disrespected other people's belief in a bitter way. Deborah was a native of Niger State (North) and had been living in Sokoto for over 20 years from what I gathered. Deborah needed no one to tell her how Muslims react to sensitive issues like what caused her death. Why was it very difficult for her and any other Christian living in our communities to abide by these rules so peace can reign?

If I was a Christian parent, I would take this as an expensive price to learn to teach my children how to respect other people's belief more especially the most sensitive ones of my host community.

I learnt that Jesus taught you guys to love one another and be good to your neighbors. It's just unfortunate that you're too ignorant of these teachings.
Politics / Re: Deborah Samuel: Christian Association Of Nigeria Declares Nationwide Protest by Javalist: 6:40pm On May 16, 2022
So this idiots with their coconut head that barely let them reason like humans even have the gut to organize a protest? Let's see how it will unfold.

Deborah was killed because she disrespected other people's belief in a bitter way. If I was a Christian parent, I would take this as an expensive price to learn to respect other people's belief more especially the most sensitive ones of my host community.

I learnt that Jesus taught you guys to love one another and be good to your neighbors. It's just unfortunate that you're too ignorant of these teachings.
Politics / Re: Deborah Samuel Was Killed For This Reason-Course-Mate by Javalist: 2:24pm On May 16, 2022
Kenturkey048:


Interesting...She was killed because she said Holy ghost fire, nothing would happen to me

Or because she said the class group chat isn't for those rubbish religious things posted on the group chat...Or because she refused to apologize for what she didn't do?

Funny how you confidently called someone else illiterate with this irrational jargon you just wrote...

People that refer to Christians as pagans or infidels are the ones talking about hate.

You even left the problem and went off point... In churches, we don't even refer to you guys as pagans. But your imams refer to us as infidels or pagans...Islam is a global threat,, they kill and chant Allahu Akbar. Or allah is great.....

There are so many religions But only Islam is the problem. Blood-sucking demons...Instead of devicing means to emancipate your brothers from mental lockdown, you are disturbed about people that don't give a fvck about your religion.

Please listen to Deborah's voicenote again close to someone who fluently understands Hausa. Let the person interpret the narrations to you in a language that you'll understand, then come back here. We'll take it off from there.

The voicenote is 2mins long and she did mention three heavy foul languages in Hausa other than "holy ghost fire" and attributed them to Prophet of Islam.

Yes, I confidently used the term "illiterates" because instead of whoever felt offended of this to investigatively get translations of the words she used in Hausa that got her killed then analyse them using common sense or simply understand what the religious sensitivities of her host community are and try to avoid them, you simply jumped into conclusions that she was denied justice. In my own rational thinking, nothing is more of illiteracy than this.
Education / Re: Security Alert For Ramat Polytechnic Maiduguri by Javalist: 12:53pm On May 16, 2022
IamMobisola:


If you want to quote the Bible, next time read and understand before quoting.
That quote you mentioned was a law made from the Old Testament by mere men not God himself. There were lots of attrocities committed in the Old Testaments by men and that was why God brought Jesus in the New Testament to Teach men the way of God.
And when Jesus came, he gave new doctrines, one of which was “If you get slapped on one cheek, turn the other”. He said we should love our neighbors as ourselves, he said we should not kill or commit evil.

First of all, the Old Testament was the Law of Moses who was not just a "mere man" as you termed it. Moses was a Prophet and spokesman of God who spoke the words of God directly as you would find the phrase "thus says the Lord" severally throughout the old testament which is to tell you that the Old Testament is actually the words of God in true Christian belief.

Again, in Matthew 5:17-20, Jesus mentioned that he did not come to abolish the law of Moses or writings of other Prophets. Rather, he added that he came to accomplished their purpose.

So by this narration, Christians still live by both testaments if they truly want to follow the teachings of Jesus. The Christians do not have any devine instructions to ditch Moses laws found in the Old Testament in the Book of Liviticus 24:16 about blasphemy. Another least of the reasons is that the Old Testament is still part of the Christian Bible, if it was irrelevant, it wouldn't be part of it anymore.

I'm still open to more clarifications and explanations as I only started studying the Bible as a Muslim some 9 years ago while at the NYSC camp in Cross River. However, please do know that I did not start studying the Bible yesterday, I've gathered some considerate level of experience with it over the span of those 9 years.

Thank you.
Education / Re: Security Alert For Ramat Polytechnic Maiduguri by Javalist: 12:15pm On May 16, 2022
Cutehector:
where have you seen christians in modern day times killing any muslim for blaspheming against Jesus?

That's not the concern. The question here is about what punishment your scriptures prescribe about blasphemy.
Education / Re: Security Alert For Ramat Polytechnic Maiduguri by Javalist: 3:11am On May 16, 2022
Skyview01:


And Hitler was shouting praise Jesus while killing the Jews. These Terorists are faithful muslims who always quote from the Quoran and chant "Allau Akbar" before committing their darstardy acts.
Not all muslims are terrorists, i have very good muslim friends but Islam has an element capable of radicalization and creating terrorist in the process.
The lady that was killed in Sokoto was killed by Faithful Muslims on behalf of Prophet Muhamad(SAW).
The individuals supporting the killers are defending the Quran and do not see anything wrong in killing Debora.

This same issue of Deborah keeps surprising me for so many reasons. The punishment inflicted on her is the same very punishment found in the Bible for anyone who blasphemes and I quote.

And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

Leviticus 24:16
King James Version


Are Christians deliberately resisting this prescription from their own holy book or are they just ignorant of their own devine revelations? Please kindly educate me on this and let's all end this drama once and for all!

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