I would consider the name unique if it was John Will Flourish. For now, next topic please!

I'm a Hausa man but truly this happens only on Igbo land.

One of the good things about this tribe.

Bro probably read CRK in University if he did go through one.. For scientists, a thousand is represented as Kilo, hence the K in 10K to mean 10,000.

Lagos is a smelly city, Nigeria is a smelly country.

Please someone should give me an international job!

And why the f**k are you having sex with her Isn't she just a GF and not a wife? The last time I checked your holy book, fornication was still a major sin.

JAMO84:
I expect Peter Obi to do a twitter post on this. Like:

I woke up to the great news of Ugandans dozing off while eating jollof rice and assorted meat. Such a development can be replicated here, if only Mahamood Yakubu did not rig the 2023 election.
In Uganda, the number of meat and jollof rice eaten per square meter everyday is 10 times that of Niger and Zamfara state combined. A new Nigeria is possible - PO

JAMO84 you're super intelligent!
I repeat, JAMO84 you're super intelligent!!

You know you don't expect us to just believe that you gave her 180k for the house shopping.

Where is the video of you handing her that 180k in cash?

Where is the physical receipt for the transaction of that same amount?

Where is the screenshot of the bank transfer you initiated to her account?

In fact even if you sent that same amount to her in cryptocurrency, we need to see the 'transaction hash' to really believe that you gave her a whopping 180k to shop for the house and she ended up buying these meager things.

It is just a million in the account, buy that Shawarma for 19 guys and return to the THOUNDNAIRE club!

Chinedu go look for money and stop wailing on a public forum about other people who do not have 1/100 of your financial problems.

Bar soap is still available in the market these days.

franklingud:
UBA stole my father's N10k when he died in the year 1998.
My mother too, of blessed memory, tried her best to claim the money but UBA didn't give her the chance.

Imagine 10k as that year, isn't it about N10m nowadays??
Since then I have been suffering till date.

Bad things will happen to the owners of that bank and it has already started with Nwigwe and his family. More is coming anyways.

Oga small small abeg. 10k naira in 1998 is not more than 800k today even at official dollar rate of that time.

If not fitted directly from factory, I can't use CNG converted cars here in Nigeria even if the over 300k naira installation would be offered to me free and CNG refill at no cost daily.

I've seen several cases where the cylinder explodes brutally. It's just not safe to drive those cars here in Nigeria.

I drive Honda Accord 2009 V6 engine. I don't have any Check Engine Light indicator on the dashboard, which means every component on the car works perfectly, this further means my fuel trim and efficiency is at its peak.

My place of work is 22kms to and fro, then another 20 kms on Saturdays for a visit to my family house, that's about 130 kms per week. I actually spend N15,000 (12.5 ltrs) per week to fuel the car to do all of this. If I go by this, I spend N60,000 (50 ltrs) per month on fuel to go to work and a visit to family house every Saturday.

Sermwell:
A country of stupid people!! This is what you all deserve!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the president of the United States of America who may not have anything to do with this country Nigeria.

Mtsw, son of heg0at!

I'm a Nigerian currently residing in Nigeria. I cannot discuss about matters arising from America, I have enough problems in my country already.

Let me teach you the 101 of journalism and reporting. Your caption should look like;

"Gombe State University: ASUU Declares Indefinite Strike"

Not the BS you posted above, it is grossly misleading!

Illiterates displaying their gross illiteracy at max, thinking that was a fashion bag. A little research on why officials do that while taking an oath, would have saved you this embarrassment.

opamoses1:

You can do your job without slandering and comittining crimes like that pidom guy. He just dey cook up and spread unconfirmed informations. That's not journalism at all.

He said zulum son killed someone in India and was in jail only for that son to release video from his house in Borno the same day debunking the slander.
He lied about the Ooni too. Lied against so many people with his fake news.

I have no commiseration for that PIDOM guy. I doubt if he really did go to any journalism school. Everything about his pieces is a complete wack, from slandering to blackening a group of people unprofessionally with no shreds of evidence.

Investigative journalism should be really ashamed of him. He is/was a terrible journalist. For all I care, let him rot into ashes wherever he is.

Everything is gone in this country.. incuding the little common sense and intelligence left with these lazy youths. How can a right-thinking person look at this BS and think it is real? No, they're even judging the kidnappers for foolishly leaving smartphones with their victims. SMH!

That was Ashraf Sanusi ( the son of the re-instated Emir of Kano, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi) and Sultana Nazif (daughter of Senator Suleiman Nazif from Bauchi). Considering the families both of them come from, they can actually do more than this without facing the wrath of the law.

This is Nigeria, most of our laws are for the poor.

You posted this BS 6hrs ago, yet none of our national dailies posted it. I went to Twitter, but still nothing like this rubbish.

Why is religious mischief always originating from this forum by indoor hoodlums just because they have access to internet on a low budget chinko phones?

OP, repent from this evil behaviour of yours, Nigeria deserves peaceful co-existence among faiths of all sorts.

If she didn't do it in the last 6 years you have been together, this might be the time she wants to get into the hook-up business with one mafia wey don blow. Get a DNA test on the child, that gender can really be cunny. She might just be looking for every opportunity to get unbonded with you for a better life with someone out there.

Well, I would rather listen to your story than attend your funeral, in case you eventually opt-in for suicide!

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It's very common to find a lady with these qualities in Northern Nigeria, all thanks to the indoctrination of Islam and Hausa-imbibed culture of no promiscuity pre-marital.

Antioxidant:
What was this amount (N110,850.00) you claimed you received for? Did you initiate any transaction of this amount?

In my write up, I did mention that I was doing P2P trading (buying and selling USDT on an exchange). So I yes, the guy purchased USDT from me worth N110,850 and sent the naira to my Moniepoint account.

Dear Nairalanders, I need your help on this matter between me and Moniepoint.

I operate a KYC Tier-3 account with Moniepoint which I have been using for P2P transactions (buying and selling USDT daily) to make little daily income. The total capital I use for this is 1.5m naira but I can do this about three or four times daily, which means a volume of about 6m naira on daily basis.

Just yesterday, I noticed that the account has been placed on PND (Post-No-Debit) and my total balance which was exactly N1,545,600 before the incident, has changed to a negative balance of N-26,240,000. When I contacted the bank to find out the reason for this restriction, they said I am a "third beneficiary of fraudulent transfer" from Flutterwave. They added that I received the sum of about 28m from someone using that Flutterwave so they cleared my available balance and put what remains on negative balance.

The truth of the matter is that I never received such an amount from anyone, I asked them to go through my transaction history and tell me exactly when that happened. Moreover, the highest amount I received on that account since I got it upgraded to level 3 early this April was N2,100,000. Nonetheless, I went back to all the transactions I did earlier and I found out that I received ONLY ONE money transfer from Flutterwave some 12 days back but the amount was exactly N110,850.00, contrary to N28,000,000 the bank claimed.

Could this be a technical error from Moniepoint since I never received anything close to such amount they claim or could it be possible that I was scammed somewhere somehow in my P2P transactions even though the only amount I received from Flutterwave was 110k? Again, I have never received an amount higher than N2,100,000 let alone N28,000,000. Additionally, since when I started the P2P business on that account, I have never accepted money transfers from third-party accounts, the only few ones that were sent to me using third-party accounts, were refunded accordingly and have the counter-parties canceled the trades.

Please help me understand the kind of mess I am in, I can't think well right now. How can I be operating an account with total balance of 1.5m and end up with a negative balance of 26m?

Dear Nairalanders, I need your help on this matter between me and Moniepoint.

I operate a KYC Tier-3 account with Moniepoint which I have been using for P2P transactions (buying and selling USDT daily) to make little daily income. The total capital I use for this is 1.5m naira but I can do this about three or four times daily, which means a volume of about 6m naira on daily basis.

Just yesterday, I noticed that the account has been placed on PND (Post-No-Debit) and my total balance which was exactly N1,545,600 before the incident, has changed to a negative balance of N-26,240,000. When I contacted the bank to find out the reason for this restriction, they said I am a "third beneficiary of fraudulent transfer" from Flutterwave. They added that I received the sum of about 28m from someone using that Flutterwave so they cleared my available balance and put what remains on negative balance.

The truth of the matter is that I never received such an amount from anyone, I asked them to go through my transaction history and tell me exactly when that happened. Moreover, the highest amount I received on that account since I got it upgraded to level 3 early this April was N2,100,000. Nonetheless, I went back to all the transactions I did earlier and I found out that I received ONLY ONE money transfer from Flutterwave some 12 days back but the amount was exactly N110,850.00, contrary to N28,000,000 the bank claimed.

Could this be a technical error from Moniepoint since I never received anything close to such amount they claim or could it be possible that I was scammed somewhere somehow in my P2P transactions even though the only amount I received from Flutterwave was 110k? Again, I have never received an amount higher than N2,100,000 let alone N28,000,000. Additionally, since when I started the P2P business on that account, I have never accepted money transfers from third-party accounts, the only few ones that were sent to me using third-party accounts, were refunded accordingly and have the counter-parties canceled the trades.

Please help me understand the kind of mess I am in, I can't think well right now. How can I be operating an account with total balance of 1.5m and end up with a negative balance of 26m?

Please how much will it cost to clear Mercedes C200 year 2003?

Routed through Germany.

I've always said it. I've never seen a people as dumb as donkeys as the Christians in Nigeria. Their intelligence compares to nothing more than a wild goat.

Going through the profile of this idíot (which he just registered yesterday) you'll understand that he's been begging here and there on Nairaland looking for money to eat and all of a sudden, huge amount of money enters his account and he went to a POS to withdraw.

This pig's location is far far from North at the moment, he only wants to leverage this crisis to cash out (I even wonder who would give him money) as well as incite unnecessary unrest in other parts of the nation. The truth is I've seen over a dozen posts both here on Nairaland and on Facebook since the beginning of the Sokoto saga.

If you're truly in danger, why didn't you contact your relatives and close ones who know you physically but instead, you opted to come online and air it here because the entire post has a different purpose to achieve. These are sone of the common psycological tests that someone like your personality as a Christian in Nigeria will always fail.

These morons want to use any means at their disposal to achieve their mischievous goals taught by their ignoramus pastors. Afterall, they'll come behind the scene attacking Islam of terror and national unrest.

All I'll have to tell you is, you're not wise. Please try another format!

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