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Politics / Re: Opposition Planning To Truncate My Swearing-in, Tinubu Raises Alarm by Jaysane(m): 3:52pm On Mar 25, 2023
N3TRAL:
Jagaban, why are you underrating your army?

If I didn't worship Tinubu, I for vex with am walahi!

Nobody. I repeat no human person will hit the streets to stop your swearing in and return home in peace. If they attempt, they'll nurse their injuries and deaths in pieces- facts.

Treasonable felony is a crime that is punishable by death. I refer you to sections 40 to 43 of the criminal code. How coup plotters are executed is exactly the consequences you will face in the hands of patriots- facts.
We can help the judiciary dispense justice with everything we have so that the court isn't saturated- facts.

Endsars was citizens against the police. If the sore losers take to the streets with the intention of overthrowing a validly elected and constitutional government, it would be a loud minority vs a silent majority.

Let's face it, it's already established that no one can hit the streets of the South West or Northern Nigeria to start insurrection.

This warning is for my brothers in the South South. It will be brothers against stupid brothers . When you attempt to disrupt traffic, our businesses and career we will disrupt your lives- facts.

The counter protest will be televised- facts.

Putin and Zelensky will be relieved that the media's attention has shifted from them - facts.

Blue 🔵 and yellow 🟡 flag will no longer be profile pictures across the world- facts.

If dem no born una well, make una try am for my ND- facts.

Challenger no go beat defending champion - Facts.

Empty vessels..
Religion / Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Is 81-Years-Old Today by Jaysane(m): 8:23am On Mar 02, 2023
Btruth:
Daddy, Happy birthday to you sir. I tapped into your grace of longevity, mercy, blessing and anoiting from God. May the Lord give you more years with good health in Jesus name.

Congratulations Sir.


For all the labour of love and the sacrifices you ve made for the kingdom, May God richly bless you Sir...Happy birthday....

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Politics / Re: MY 2023 Presidential Election Prediction By Research And History. by Jaysane(m): 8:54am On Feb 25, 2023
anigbajumo:
After thorough Research, Here is my 2023 Presidential election prediction.
APC = Ekiti, Ogun, Oyo, Osun, Lagos,Ondo,Kogi,kwara,Niger,Yobe,Borno,Sokoto,Zamfara,Katsina And Kaduna. Narrow win for APC in Sokoto and katsina).

PDP = Akwa Ibom, Delta, Cross-River,Bayelsa,Rivers, Kebbi, Gombe, Bauchi,Taraba,Adamawa And Benue. (Narrow win for PDP in Bauchi and Gombe).

Labour Party = Enugu, Abia,IMO,Anambra and Emboyi. I don’t see LP winning any state outside SE.

Undecided = Kano,Jigawa,FCT, Nassarawa And Edo state.

Kano and Jigawa is between NNPP and APC, Any of these two parties can win PDP is not in the contest.

FCT and Nassarawa is between APC and LP, PDP is not in the contest here as well.

Edo state is between LP and PDP, APC will get their 25% but not in the contest.

Going by History, No democratic elected President has ever emerged from 1979 till date without winning major votes from NC And At least Three states from southern Nigeria. APC might be declared winner of 2023 presidential election ahead of PDP pending the outcome of the state I’m yet to give my final verdict, It’s Obvious both PDP and APC will av 25% in almost 25 states as required by law. Both LP and NNPP are not fully in the contest. APC should win by less than 3million votes.

NB: This is purely prediction basically on Research and History. It has nothing to do with sentiments or being prejudiced while making the analysis.

God Bless Federal Republic Of Nigeria.


You people are staying here to analyse rubbish...go out and vote and create a desired change..stop being a talkative....nobody cares about your analysis.
Travel / Re: Be Wary Of Northern Cyprus: FG Issues Travel Advisory For Nigerians by Jaysane(m): 4:45pm On Oct 17, 2022
At least its a schengen country

ExtremeDot:
What about Southern Cyprus?

Is it a good destination?
Please quote me if you know much about S. Cyprus.

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Politics / Re: While Obi Was Selling Tomato Ketchup, Tinubu Already Paid His Dues – Fani-Kayode by Jaysane(m): 8:15pm On Sep 11, 2022
Politics / Re: Alake: Obi's Supporters Are Not Committed, Elections Not Won On Social Media by Jaysane(m): 3:45pm On Aug 24, 2022
YoungLionken:
I'm Obidient, but he said the bitter truth..

This has been my major challenge and area of concern, since the emergence of Peter Obi as a presidential candidate..

I really wished the PDP gave Obi the ticket, or Kwankwaso succumbed to be his running mate, I would have long heave a sigh of relief...

Nothing worth getting comes in a platter my brother
Romance / Re: Sidechick Tackles Her Partner's Wife For Calling Her To Leave Husband (pic/vid) by Jaysane(m): 9:40am On Aug 23, 2022
officialwdhtv
post=115973938:

Sidechick tackles her partner's wife for having the guts to call her to leave her husband alone.

Take a listen to what she said. The end part is more fun sef grin cheesy

Lalasticlala


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6oNlQYWWjw

She is content with him driving the Sienna...so leave him for her and take your greedy head somewhere else...
Politics / Re: Atiku: It Will Be A Miracle For Peter Obi To Win, LP Is Social Media Based by Jaysane(m): 11:27am On Jul 22, 2022
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlBxIakVrYA



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We believe in miracles!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: World War III Has Been Declared – Pope Francis by Jaysane(m): 3:17am On Jun 16, 2022
Teaser4:


Source: https://www.rt.com/news/557172-pope-says-ww3-declared/

Abeg he should keep his mouth shut....who gave him the authority to declare a world war�
Religion / Re: Pastor Ade Abraham: Why I Charge My Church Members N310K To Fly Them To Heaven by Jaysane(m): 2:45pm On May 05, 2022
OBALOLA55:
THANK GOD THAT I LEFT THE SCAM CALLED CHRISTIANITY


So which God are you now thanking??
Romance / Re: I'm Bored. Anyone Wanna Chat? by Jaysane(m): 12:18am On Apr 04, 2022
thatthickgurl:
Bored and restless also

Interesting
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Sent Me Pregnancy Results And Ask Me To Fund Her Trip To UK by Jaysane(m): 10:06am On Apr 01, 2022
finson:
Good day all,

I was working in Lagos as expatriate. I am married and she was fully aware at the beginning of the relationship.

I had sex with my gf on the 6th day and I pulled out.

I told her that month that my contract has been terminated by my company and I have to go back to my country.

On 27th day I met her (5 days before leaving the country) and she asked me if I am sure that I pulled out on time when we had sex last time and I told her yes and she told me that she is asking the question because she has not seen her period.

When I left the country 2 weeks later I chatted her and I asked if she is doing well. She told me that she is not fine. I asked "why ?" And she told me that she is pregnant. I was very surprised and I called her. That day she told me that she was just joking with me she is not pregrant and we talked about everything.

Last week she told me that she is pregnant. She shared with me a test results on a paper where the date of the pregnancy perfectly matches with the date we had sex.

She told me that if her family is aware of the situation they will disowned her and she immediately shared with me some requirements to apply for a job in UK where 2 million NGN are required and she asked me for support. She also deleted the image of the tests results.

When I asked her to share with me she told me that she does not want me to be in trouble if my wife see that document in my phone. I insisted to get a copy and I told her that she can be assured I will not keep it in my phone. She shared back the document after cropped the letterhead. I insisted to get the full copy and she sent another one after striketrhoughed on her name.

I told her that I don't think in Nigeria the only option available for a woman who gets pregnant is to travel to UK even if her family will disown her. I understand that the situation is not comfortable but there could be other options. Even this process to go to UK can be unsuccessful, and if it is the case, this amount of money would have been lost.

I am not from Nigeria and this story seems suspicious to me. I am currently abroad, there is no way I can verify what she is telling me. I don't also want to open it some of my friends there.

To be honest, I never planned after I left the country to cut communication with her or to support her. But I prefer to support her whenever I have the opportunity to do. I don't know now if this story about the pregnancy is true or not.

If you have any experience in this kind of situation please share with me. Any advice is also welcome.
Please don't judge me.

Sure client
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Sent Me Pregnancy Results And Ask Me To Fund Her Trip To UK by Jaysane(m): 10:03am On Apr 01, 2022
finson:
Good day all,

I was working in Lagos as expatriate. I am married and she was fully aware at the beginning of the relationship.

I had sex with my gf on the 6th day and I pulled out.

I told her that month that my contract has been terminated by my company and I have to go back to my country.

Sure client

Sure client...

On 27th day I met her (5 days before leaving the country) and she asked me if I am sure that I pulled out on time when we had sex last time and I told her yes and she told me that she is asking the question because she has not seen her period.

When I left the country 2 weeks later I chatted her and I asked if she is doing well. She told me that she is not fine. I asked "why ?" And she told me that she is pregnant. I was very surprised and I called her. That day she told me that she was just joking with me she is not pregrant and we talked about everything.

Last week she told me that she is pregnant. She shared with me a test results on a paper where the date of the pregnancy perfectly matches with the date we had sex.

She told me that if her family is aware of the situation they will disowned her and she immediately shared with me some requirements to apply for a job in UK where 2 million NGN are required and she asked me for support. She also deleted the image of the tests results.

When I asked her to share with me she told me that she does not want me to be in trouble if my wife see that document in my phone. I insisted to get a copy and I told her that she can be assured I will not keep it in my phone. She shared back the document after cropped the letterhead. I insisted to get the full copy and she sent another one after striketrhoughed on her name.

I told her that I don't think in Nigeria the only option available for a woman who gets pregnant is to travel to UK even if her family will disown her. I understand that the situation is not comfortable but there could be other options. Even this process to go to UK can be unsuccessful, and if it is the case, this amount of money would have been lost.

I am not from Nigeria and this story seems suspicious to me. I am currently abroad, there is no way I can verify what she is telling me. I don't also want to open it some of my friends there.

To be honest, I never planned after I left the country to cut communication with her or to support her. But I prefer to support her whenever I have the opportunity to do. I don't know now if this story about the pregnancy is true or not.

If you have any experience in this kind of situation please share with me. Any advice is also welcome.
Please don't judge me.
Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Jaysane(m): 1:43am On Mar 29, 2022
Mehn...deep story

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers Will Not Make Heaven Walai by Jaysane(m): 9:34am On Dec 25, 2021
padi94:
When they say get knowledge , no knowledge is wasted Una no gree. He is paying the price of ignorance.

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Thank you my brother
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers Will Not Make Heaven Walai by Jaysane(m): 9:31am On Dec 25, 2021
Kriss216:

Knowledge is wealth... Now you know

Gbam!!!
Family / Re: Woman Breaks Eggs At Beach, Curses Emma For Taking Advantage Of Her (Video) by Jaysane(m): 4:47pm On Nov 16, 2021
Ahh...are u their ambassador??
Johel:



E don cast for internet...it won't work...she made a mistake...Emma go still dey flex till she goes private behind closed doors,then agents of the other realm will give her audience....things like this isn't for the public...Demons respect privacy and idleness.
Politics / Re: New Gas Prices: Manufacturers To Produce From Neighbouring Countries by Jaysane(m): 9:27am On Jun 28, 2021
Realtalk20:


The Nigerian people are not tired of suffering when they are then they will get up

Until then.... I keep mute

Are you not a Nigerian...y are you yet sitting??
Crime / Re: Boy Tied To A Metal Cross Begs For Mercy (Disturbing Photos) by Jaysane(m): 3:46am On Jun 19, 2021
Theunbothered:

So in your mind, you think the brits where better? Like where do you think our leaders learnt their greed and wickedness from? Be careful what u wish for..
How are these two events even related!?

I swear the British should just come back and colonise Nigeria. No development just wickedness is what we have to offer.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Fans Celebrating Their Victory In Church by Jaysane(m): 3:49am On May 31, 2021
stayclearofme:
What a pity see what has become of Christianity.

I was wondering if no one had noticed that?
Business / Re: Melinda Gates Is Now A Billionaire, After A Stock Transfer From Her Ex Husband by Jaysane(m): 11:36pm On May 07, 2021
Nickisindigo:


Lol 2billion they are complaining what if it's now 50%

2 billion that he ll make back in a minute..smh
Career / Re: Our Boss Asked Us To Resign Because We Refused To Take The COVID-19 Vaccine by Jaysane(m): 3:30am On Apr 10, 2021
jelel6:


I knew it, it's not hard to figure out why your likes don't want to take the vaccines: some nobodys thinking people are after them.

Such an insensitive bunch of useless knuckleheads.


It's no use spewing foul words my friend...we both went to school to learn how to have intelligent and educated conversations from each his own perspective....no point resolving to empty insults...
Career / Re: Our Boss Asked Us To Resign Because We Refused To Take The COVID-19 Vaccine by Jaysane(m): 7:16pm On Apr 09, 2021
jelel6:


Sounding foolish and actually spilling foolishness.

Are you now ready to follow the 'they'? If you can't believe them when 'they' ask you to get vaccinated, why did you choose to believe them when they said '145' died even after being vaccinated?

By the way, no 145 deaths was recorded of people who dieing after being vaccinated in the US.

Before you send a link here, do well to look up the meaning of 'death' and 'infected'.

Lol..It is well...its not a competition on who can argue the most...time will reveal who was foolish and who was wise..meanwhile if u have taken the vaccine...congratulations...let's see what the next few years hold for the likes of u..

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Career / Re: Our Boss Asked Us To Resign Because We Refused To Take The COVID-19 Vaccine by Jaysane(m): 12:53pm On Apr 09, 2021
jelel6:


Why is your boss even asking you to resign? She should probably just sack you and be done with it.

A virus that has claimed almost 3 million lives worldwide, and they have to beg you to safeguard people around you by merely taking a vaccine you didn't pay a dime for?

In Europe, they will introduce vaccine passport in due course. So, you think those countries would allow you travel over there while you can catch the infection? I'm sure you'll take 10 doses of these vaccines if you were offered a visa to the West.

No point asking why you'd refuse the vaccine because you can only say something stupid. I honestly don't care whether you take the vaccine or not. I only care about the people who you'd infect should you become infected. You want to sue your employer for trying to make your workplace safe and secure? Good luck with that.

(I should have studied law so I'd take your change)

Sounding so wise but spilling folly...did they tell u when u take the vaccine you wont infect others anymore..over 145 people recently died of covid in the US and they were all fully vaccinated...stay there and be deceiving urselves

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Health / Re: 88 COVID-19 Vaccination Centers In Lagos (full List) by Jaysane(m): 5:24am On Mar 18, 2021
kpolli:
Are European countries not halting this vaccine?

They are..even as at yesterday it was halted here n Cyprus...don't mind them..let the sheep keep being led blindly to the slaughterhouse

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