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Pets / Re: Please What Breed Of Dog Is This ? by jerk: 8:40pm On Oct 06, 2022
nedekid:
Might be that exotic African breed called "bingo", it is good at showing thiefs where the house holder is hiding. It's favorite snack is shit.
grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (6 - 3) On 2nd October 2022 by jerk: 2:52pm On Oct 02, 2022
Am seeing 7_1 in this match.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is Not Campaigning Because Of Peter Obi by jerk: 6:23pm On Oct 01, 2022
naijapips04:
The only reason Tinubu is docile about campaigning is because Peter Obi is doing all the hardwork for him.

Peter Obi's primary task is to divide votes in segments that PDP got votes in in 2015 and 2019, and he's doing a fantastic job of that.

SE will be divided. Part of SW that voted PDP in 2015 will be divided. Part of SS will be divided.

Believe this, Tinubu's stronghold is not shaking one bit from this sham disobedient movement. SW will be delivered fully. Parts of NW and NE will be delivered. Atiku's job now is to deny Tinubu votes in the north and hope that the divided votes in SE and SS is enough to deliver him. Wike knows this hence the shakara.

Peter Obi will not win a general election under LP. He knows this. Tinubu knows this. Atiku knows this. He's only cementing Tinubu's victory because of his greed.

Tinubu is a master strategist. I wonder how much he paid or promised Obi to play this devilish divide and rule game.

Just kuku know that a vote for Obi is a direct vote for another 8 years of APC and their Muslim Muslim ticket.
my broda you be mumu.

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Politics / Re: Obi Not Different From Tinubu, Atiku – Kachikwu, ADC Presidential Candidate by jerk: 7:47am On Sep 28, 2022
Throwback:
I have always wondered how Obi became the so called revolutionary candidate or youth candidate as claimed by his zombiedient.

A mere political prostitute and opportunist who never kept his promise to APGA, then dined with the PDP he condemned to become presidential running mate, and also procured PDP Presidential nomination form, only to abandon the party as defeat was imminent a few days to the presidential primary, then jumped to Labour Party and struck a dirty deal to become the Presidential candidate of a party he did not even know their manifesto.

When the youths needed politicians to soro soke, instead Obi who was silent and unseen, went to court to prevent being invited to the EndSARS panel.

Even in Government, he was heavily criticised by Anambrarians and fellow Igbos as a mistake that was allowed to get a 2nd term for parochial reason and not because of giant strides.

Obi's tenure as Governor who was saving money and laundering money in raw cash to Lagos, coincided with the mass pursuit of economic liberation by Anambra youths who turned to drug trafficking to escape the cluelessness of their State Government.

All I can say is that Peter Obi is a political prostitute and desperate ticket hunter, 2nd only to Atiku el Camerouni.

A man without any iota of brilliance, loyalty, or integrity.

A man without vision who is still attending training in Egypt at the 11th hour, to know what he wants to accomplish as President.

A graduate who could not defend his poor degree before INEC and had to resort to mere GCE to meet minimum requirements.

A consistent Olodo who did not make his WAEC school cert despite attending a prestigious secondary school in Anambra, hence the 2nd chance GCE result and 2nd class lower as the output from another prestigious university.

Nigerian youths have woken up from the delusion that there is a difference between 6 and half a dozen.

you are a big olodo.
Politics / Re: 2023 ‘ll Usher In New Nigeria – Osinbajo by jerk: 9:19am On Sep 26, 2022
candidtalk:


I used to respect Osinbajo too. Yet his conduct has shown him to be a dishonorable, treacherous and ungrateful person not qorth the pedestsl I placed him on.

That is the position of most upright people. If you can behave as Osinbajo did, to a benefactor who was perhaps the most positive influence in your life, then who and what can/will you not betray?

Of course you hateful Igbos, especially an IPOBian like you, will now begin a love affair with Osinbajo. It is your ways.

Yet, what matters is how his fellow principled and omoluabi Yorubas view him. Only fools will not know Fashola and Jagaban have clashed politically. Yet Fashola has never been a turncoat traitor against BAT.

Even Amosun and Fayemi , individuals who had their issues with Jagaban, showed Omoluabi essence to step down for Tinubu at the APC primaries in recognition of what Tinubu had done for them and in acknowledgement of the fact that there will be no redemption for another 'Yoruba against Yoruba' betrayal we saw happen to Awolowo, Abiola etal.

Yet Osinbajo went ahead with his selfish ambition knowing the consequences that awaits his failure to best Tinubu.

Yorubas do not hate Osinbajo. He remains our son and father. A distinguished one at that. Just that he now falls short of the highest level of regard Yorubas have for their most revered Omoluabis because Yorubas understand that leadership has level and Osinbajo does not have the quality to belong at the highest level like Awolowo, Abiola and now Jagaban.
see your reasoning! This is the problem with most of you and with this statement it shows that you are in the same bandwagon of those those saying "it's my turn". You prefer Tinubu just because he favours one set of political prostitutes who were after their own selfish interest to a man whom we know is much better than him.
It's a disgrace that you prefer Tinubu to Osibanjo reason being that one particular group who have benefited or who have been bribed by Tinubu supported him. Shame on you.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Fuel Subsidy Is Organized Crime by jerk: 8:47pm On Sep 19, 2022
salbis:
Buhari and APC had said more than this, yet the problems surrounding subsidy is at all time high.
That's why we need somebody like him, he's once a governor's without any stain of corruption.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Or Obi Should Win.. Tinubu Is A Big NO. by jerk: 4:18pm On Sep 19, 2022
rusher14:


If SW were a country, I would vote Tinubu.

There's no doubt about his legacies.

Only those that love rumours and have some insidious desires think otherwise.
You are not being honest with yourself and you know that. So you want to tell me that Tinubu is the best candidate in SW which am sure there are other better alternatives.
You talk about legacies. Which good legacy does he have? You will now tell me that he developed Lagos as if Lagos wasn't federal capital before. Also remember that age is no longer on his side couple with health challenges his facing now.
He's more younger and healthier then than now, so just be honest with yourself and put sentiments aside. I know if PO is from SW you will fight with anyone that oppose him and even change your surname to Obi to prove your loyalty.
Politics / Re: Atiku Or Obi Should Win.. Tinubu Is A Big NO. by jerk: 4:02pm On Sep 19, 2022
haffaze777:
I can bet any amount that this op is from mkpurumiri region
Or minority mumugrin
You guys should grow up and put aside all this tribal sentiments. If Nigeria work again is you and I will benefit,
and if otherwise we gonna suffer together.
Enough of this tribal sentiments let's unite for a better candidate.
My question for you is whether you will vote for Tinubu as your preferred candidate in SW if assuming every region is separate and should elect their own leader?
Politics / Re: Campaign On Tribal, Religious Sentiments Attracts Jail, N10m Fine - INEC by jerk: 8:32am On Sep 19, 2022
Shetemi12:
One mumu Presidential candidate said NORTHERN NIGERIA has no good ROADS...

SO DUMBBBBBB
Why not go to CNN and tell them they have good roads... dumbass.

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Politics / Re: Afegbua: Peter Obi Prefers Globetrotting Rather Than Meeting Voters In Nigeria by jerk: 6:18am On Sep 19, 2022
Your point as regards APC zoning the presidency to South is a good measure. But majority of Nigerians don't want to hear anything about APC as party taking the mantle of leadership in this country again for now and the worst mistake was nominating BAT as the flag bearer.
We from the south also don't like how PDP zone theirs to the north and because of that, PDP will never get much votes from the south and any Southerner voting for PDP is evil and just doing it for selfish reason.
That is the reason the third force is gaining momentum, despite being from the south they also have the best candidate among them.
We are not playing ethnic politics but for equity and fairness power suppose to return to the south.
Osibanjo would have been better for APC but his party would have still been his obstacle but at least he would have been a good contender. And that left us with the most credible candidate among them and he tick all the boxes.
Peter Obi is from the south, he's younger than the other contenders, he has a clean record in corruption and also not from the two parties that have been messing up the country.
So, marketing BAT for president is not going to work, he only has one box ticked which is coming from the south but failed others.

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Politics / Re: Reno Responds To Uju Anya by jerk: 10:57am On Sep 18, 2022
Reno is a fool and a coward. A deceitful fellow.
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Problems Can’t Be Solved Overnight, Says Peter Obi On CNN (Video) by jerk: 7:38am On Sep 17, 2022
I like how he mentioned security as the number one problem to solve. He knows that without security everything other problems can never be solved.
Let's give this man our vote.
Politics / Re: Where Was Obi During The Fight For Democracy And June 12? by jerk: 1:50pm On Sep 11, 2022
OsunOriginal:
I am just wondering where Obi was during the struggle for democracy in Nigeria. We know the active role Tinubu played during the NADECO time and June 12 struggle. Where was the messiah Obi?
anumanu
Foreign Affairs / Re: Irish Twitter Jubilate Over The Death Of Queen Elizabeth II by jerk: 3:35pm On Sep 10, 2022
SmartyPants:


Obedient fc. Interestng the kind of things you support.

Very soon they'll come along and claim Tinubu hired this one to discredit Peter Obi.

Young clowns!

Any way for your education, Uju Anya is a lecturer at a top US university which canot be compared with a random nobody on the net.

Have you gained some sense now? Good boy.
what concerns Tinubu with this, you slowpoke
Romance / Re: Woman Takes DNA Test, Learns Boyfriend Of Six Years Is Her Biological Brother by jerk: 3:25pm On Sep 10, 2022
super story again
Family / Re: Help! My Wife Doesn't Want To See My Best Friend In Our Apartment Again by jerk: 3:22pm On Sep 10, 2022
Op are you matured at all?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: I'll Stop Campaigning, If Anyone Proves I Misused Money As Governor by jerk: 8:55am On Sep 10, 2022
asanausana91:
So this idiot is campaigning even when INEC said that campaign should commence by 28th.
Peter obi has broken the law. This Peter obi is not obeying INEC law, he should be sanctioned.
He will never be sanction continue searching.
Politics / Re: Is Atiku The Owner Of Tiger Skyscraper Estate In Dubai? - Fact Check by jerk: 9:06pm On Sep 05, 2022
rolams:


If Atiku can loot money that can feed 400 million people for 400 years under Obasanjo, that means Obasanjo was just a Sidon and look president.

Again! Do you remember operation feed the nation? Ask Obasanjo the end of that project.

Except if you are still a baby you will take Obasanjo allegations against Atiku serious.

By the way, who told you the skyscraper belongs to Atiku?
Atiku is the owner according to my Arab friend. Stop defending the criminal.
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Wife Is Calling For War And Crisis In Nigeria Before Elections by jerk: 12:06pm On Sep 05, 2022
Why all this now, is it just because they are Obidient. What am seeing here is just envy because they prefer another candidate who's not her husband.
She should be cautioned.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Much Ado About Funding From Diasporans by jerk: 5:32am On Sep 05, 2022
AdolfHitlerxXx:
angry

Loved Obinoscopys piece on Tinubu... was an impartial take.

Let's read this one..

Modified: balanced and unbiased.

I personally feel Obi wants to cash out on the gullible zombidients.

That's why someone who wants to be a President and Law Enforcer will blatantly want to break the law to line his pockets .

Ole, Barawo banza. Thief!
senseless
Politics / Re: Sit At Home Celebration As IPOB And Unknown Gunmen Kill Soldiers PHOTOS by jerk: 2:55pm On Aug 29, 2022
One of the sponsored post we keep educating people about, more will still be surfacing in the coming weeks and months.
All to discredit Igbos and Obidient faithfuls, but they will all be disappointed at last.

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Politics / Re: Breaking News!!! Peter Obi Have Already Lost The Elections See Why!!! by jerk: 2:39pm On Aug 29, 2022
undecided
Politics / Re: Breaking News!!! Peter Obi Have Already Lost The Elections See Why!!! by jerk: 2:37pm On Aug 29, 2022
GreatBoss:

Obi fans should know that politics is discussion so let's set these things straight.


Why Atiku Will Win The Presidential Elections.




South West is Tinubu Stronghold

The whole South South is PDP except Cross River that is APC.
All South South Governors have come out and say their people should vote Atiku.
Okowa, Douye Diri, Wike etc.
They will work the normal way for him.


Labour Party controls no state.
All state executives will fully work for their parties.
APC and PDP have governorship candidates in the whole states.

Even Obi Governor have asked his people to vote Apga and that's not Obi.

Ugwanyi of Enugu is bringing Godson PDP

Uzodinma of Imo is coming with APC

APC and PDP with APGA aim to share Abia votes because of the Governorship election.

Same with Ebonyi.





North East is Atiku Stronghold

Northwest is Fulani controlled area and Fulani will not leave Fulani and vote person they see as Biafra.
Reason Tambuwal of Sokoto stepped down for Atiku among others.


North Central will be shared by all.


So where is Obi strong hold with his structureless party?
Igbo know nothing about politics..


All those obi fans online noise, is of no use.
All candidates have youths and elders too.



That is not structure or stronghold
Strong hold is controlling of states executives.
The Governors will ask their followers to vote PDP or APC
In one room a Governor and his executives and followers will rig voters figure wey pass 3 state population give one man for their parties.
Peter Obi have no Governor, Peter Obi have no strong hold.
All the candidates have youths and elders too.
The Governors will rig for their parties.
Are in coma for the past 6 months.
Politics / Re: Ticket Is Now N2,000,000.00, How Come Obi Is Flying Everywhere??? by jerk: 2:30pm On Aug 28, 2022
pquaver:


How did he make his money if not cheating people as a trader and stealing people money as a bank executive.. How else did he do it oya tell us? Is there an honest trader especially from our tribe?
pls go and vomit the uncooked agbado that stuck in your throat first, bingo.

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Politics / Re: Highlight Of Peter Obi's Address To Nigerians In Frankfurt, Germany by jerk: 8:43am On Aug 27, 2022
OGHENAOGIE:
the issue is many of u love fantasy and this kinda fantasy happens only in movies... In politics parties go for popular candidates those who thinks they are intellectual should wait to get perhaps ministerial jobs or be consultants to govt... Was Trump the most intelligent when he won in United States?... So be realistic... As it stands labour party won't win so all these one obi is doing is for show finish tinubu or Atiku is Nigeria's next president...
your eyes will soon clear.
Politics / Re: Highlight Of Peter Obi's Address To Nigerians In Frankfurt, Germany by jerk: 8:42am On Aug 27, 2022
iamme1234:
This man just wasted his time to Germany

None of those people he is talking to

Can ever come here to vote.

He should go to borno to address people.


He can contest come 20 years to come when he has gained the full momentum and popularity of all people

Not just Igbo popularity

He should go back to Anambra and join unknown gun men.
ignorance is a disease,u think you made a point.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is Busy Meeting Politicians; Obi Is Busy Meeting With The Voters by jerk: 8:00pm On Aug 24, 2022
Staphylococcus:
Obi is a toddler in politics and it’s glaring.


Obi’s supporters expect His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, to descend to that shallow level Obi is operating.


Asiwaju has been in the forefronts of politics for a long while and played politics with powers that make be. He knows what it demands and what it takes.

A political “Albert Einstein” like His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, knows the importance of building bridges across ethno-religious lines, and that’s exactly what he is doing.

Expanding his political reach and winning over “men-that-make-be”.


You don’t expect Asiwaju to be jumping from one TV station to another like Obi is doing.


That’s why their is a wide gap between MEN and boys
wetin this one dey talk. So u never become OBIdient? Continue swimming in shallow Waters.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by jerk: 8:16am On Aug 23, 2022
Maguire was the man of the match for me.

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Politics / Re: “peter Obi Endorsed Atiku At NBA Conference” – Reno Omokri by jerk: 9:06pm On Aug 22, 2022
OceanMaliya:
Nigeria needs a leader like Atiku Abubakar who is ready and capable to unify Nigeria.
consolation, you guys are now begging Peter Obi. Wonders shall never end.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Trends For Incomprehensible Statement by jerk: 6:16pm On Aug 22, 2022
Anyone voting for APC is voting for shettima the boko haram as president.

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Politics / Re: Shettima Trends Over Outfit He Wore To The NBA Colloquium In Lagos (pictures) by jerk: 6:07pm On Aug 22, 2022
Word

Politics / Re: Obidients Come Into 2 Colors by jerk: 9:32pm On Aug 17, 2022
ImperialYoruba:
1st color are disenfranchised people of SE who are politically and socio-economically disadvantaged by successive governments in Nigeria, whether at Local, State or Federal level. Their voice for grievance against government is Biafra.

Their purpose is to install an Ibo President as a conduit of power to escalate their grievance.

In addition, they believe Yorubaland, particularly Lagos, to be a prime estate. They want to forcefully convert its trust so its ownership is no longer exclusively Yoruba. Ibo believes their population in Lagos and across Yorubaland is an advantage to make the occupation and conversion happen under an Ibo President.

2nd color are disenfranchised non-SE people who are dis-illusioned in what Nigeria means to them. They are not Ibos but they have also been largely affected by some of the things that afflict Ibo in Nigeria, corrupt leadership.

These people see Tinubu as a corrupt and bad leader. Tinubu had many opportunities to earn their trust but his arrogance prevailed and he took people for granted that they will always be there when he needs them.

For them, it is an option between Ibo and Tinubu, and they have chosen Obi as a better option.


What are the pros and cons?

For Ibo, they recognize Obi is not the best tribesman to get them a solution so they have erected a sublayer movement underneath the structureless Obidient movement. That movement is indeed dis-obidient. It is brash, rude, violent and mobile. Their passion is for Obi to become President so they can dominate the political landscape and occupy privileges denied to them in past, even forcefully if they have to.

For non-Ibos, their anti-Tinubu passion has clouded their eyes. They failed to see the plan to occupy, convert and dominate their prime estate as an extension of Iboland. They even failed to recall that Azikiwe attempted same thing and when Awolowo denied him from taking over Western Region, Zik plotted a trap and Awo ended in prison. Ojukwu also attempted, succeeded in seizing Benin and declaring it an extension of Biafra, he did not get far enough to occupy Western Region and Lagos but he advanced troops to go take over West. In each of the attempts there were Yoruba who were dis-illusioned and only saw the surface campaign but had no clue the true plan underneath that Ibo was scheming to own Yorubaland.

We are back there, there are Yorubas blinded by obidient and surface propaganda, they are blind to the underneath plan to turn them and their prime estate to servants under an Ibo leadership.

grin
see a psychiatrist fast before we start seeing you under ojuelegba bridge.

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