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Nairaland / General / Re: Homeless Man Feeding On Sacrificial Food In Lagos by jerk: 5:08pm On Mar 11, 2013
its like d Mods are running out of good topic to display on d front page wtf.
Health / Re: Wonders Water Can Do. by jerk: 5:02pm On Mar 11, 2013
I hv bn doing it for d past 6 months nw,very good for d health. i hv never experienced even a headache since i started it just only a minor one tht normally subsides within a few minutes. All my anagelstics drugs are no longer relevant to me.
Culture / Re: People Build Better Houses In The Village: Why? by jerk: 4:49pm On Mar 11, 2013
Ile-Ife:
How did this thread become a Lagos and igbo thread? lmao
As regards the topic no other city in Nigeria has what d igbos had in terms of houses than Lagos, so Lagos is like a referral point.
Culture / Re: People Build Better Houses In The Village: Why? by jerk: 4:14pm On Mar 11, 2013
gbosaa:


Orumba north...Anambra State...Most of my towns men are buying and moving to Amaokpala town..
my friend is frm Amaokpala and he always said the same abt non indigenes frm neighbouring town buying lands frm there,i wld hv done d same bt my place is far frm theirs idemili south.The cost of six plots of land there is d cost of a plot in my home town.
Culture / Re: People Build Better Houses In The Village: Why? by jerk: 3:33pm On Mar 11, 2013
gbosaa:


Not always true..


Land costs more in my town,that is if you are lucky to find one.Most of my folks are relocating to the neighbouring towns and beyond.A 50ft by 90ft piece of land was priced for N5m in 2011,the owner refused to sell..

Building materials are not cheaper either..chippings/granite gravels cost more in the main cities compared to mine same as reinforcement bars/rods cement,roofing materials etc.

I will put everything in my country home no matter how much i stay there in a yr.That where i relax,that where i,ll retire,when im gone thats where i will be interred.

I can have properties all over the world but that one house i build in my home town will be my castle.
where are u frm,may be we came frm d same place as regards ur post.
Food / Re: Snake Wine: A Different Kind Of Beverage (with Pictures) by jerk: 6:57am On Mar 05, 2013
gree-die:

well den i better not be sick cz i ain't taking dat even if my life depends on it....... i think grin

yuck yuck sad
wen ur only option of survival is based on that wl u be saying such.
Religion / Re: Gay Church Resume Operations In Lagos by jerk: 6:53am On Mar 04, 2013
satan is really taking full control of the world.

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Health / Re: How Are You Coping With The Current Heat Wave? by jerk: 7:58pm On Mar 03, 2013
its terrible my brother,whenever i woke up at midnite i always see my pillow drenched by my sweat and i wl then finds it difficult to sleep again,unless there is electricity light.

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Romance / Re: The Camera Man He Hired On His Wedding Day Was Only Flashing by jerk: 2:08pm On Mar 01, 2013
costly mistake bt i wl just retake the one wt my wedding wear and family.
Science/Technology / Re: Man Teaches Two-legged Pig To Walk by jerk: 4:14pm On Feb 28, 2013
Infoseye: How would the pig not be forced to survive angry angry angry , see the koboko in the mans hand and food in another hand. Kai! this is WICKEDNESS ANIMAL BRUTALITY embarassed embarassed Its better he eats it than suffer the poor pig to be doing gymnastic abeg.
it may nt be for d pig,likely for other intruder animal that may be attracted to d pigs meal.
Religion / Re: Tributes To Pope Benedict XVI by jerk: 3:35pm On Feb 28, 2013
May God continue to guide and direct him till he meets him in heaven.
Religion / Re: A Vision Of Heaven And Hell by jerk: 3:32pm On Feb 28, 2013
i believe in heaven and hell bt no one can visit there and be alive to tell d story.
Woman go and see ur doctor.
Food / Re: Useful And Handy Uses Of Salt !!!! by jerk: 5:34pm On Feb 27, 2013
@solomto,that 21 sounds unbelievable bt am gonna try it. Nice
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Is Barcelona Reign Coming To An End. by jerk: 3:49pm On Feb 27, 2013
farcelona are just farce!
Investment / Re: If I Give Bank 1 Million Naira How Much Will They Pay Me Per Month? by jerk: 1:16pm On Feb 27, 2013
payless:

I am interested if true that Access Bank pay 14% on fixed deposit account of more than a million naira.
i was there today bt d highest they could offer me is 7% for a million plus. GTB is 6.5%. Access bank told me it ws 11% on january.
Investment / Re: Interest Rate On Fixed Deposit Accounts In Nigeria by jerk: 7:32am On Feb 27, 2013
HAH:


My brother considering the fact that inflation rate averagely 12% don't you think 14% is low considering the fact that you will deduct 10% of the interest as WHT and also at what rate are you lending it out I guess something above 24% all in?

@jerk the best rate are in MFB's due to the fact that they lent out most at 10% flat which means 120%pa so deposit rate as well may be high but mind you the risk too is very high
tnks a lot.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by jerk: 6:59pm On Feb 26, 2013
let me love you_neyo
Webmasters / Re: Solution To Nairaland Redirection Problem On Etisalat by jerk: 6:35pm On Feb 26, 2013
i hv never experienced that bt it seems its frm etisalat.
Investment / Re: Interest Rate On Fixed Deposit Accounts In Nigeria by jerk: 1:54pm On Feb 26, 2013
which bank has the best interest rate on fixed deposit acct.
Investment / Re: Fixed Deposit Account 10 Million Naira by jerk: 1:47pm On Feb 26, 2013
who knows tht of fidelity cus d are giving me 4:5% pa on 1million.
Autos / Re: Am Confused About Which One To Go For. by jerk: 11:29am On Feb 26, 2013
golf 3

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Health / Re: Health Expert Warns: Any Food Eaten After 8pm Is Poison by jerk: 7:50pm On Feb 24, 2013
ReLaTE: May be phcn dey take light by 8pm for his belle. grin,sorry I mean for his area
my own workers are always active 24/7 bcus I pay and feed them well and even hv surplus. Y shuld I shut down my factory by 8pm.
Politics / Re: Picture Of PHCN Office by jerk: 1:24pm On Feb 06, 2013
Seadbari:

It is not about how their office looks like, it is about the generator.... The op is trying to show us that even PHCN can't guarantee themselves of power! Easy.... just think before you jump into conclusion next time... hian.
so u think they deliberately keep d light only in their office abi? As u dey sweat for ur house na so dem de sweat too for their own.
Politics / Re: Picture Of PHCN Office by jerk: 1:20pm On Feb 06, 2013
not a new thing,they hv bn using that in all their offices. Op amibo!

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Politics / Re: G8 Leaders To Discuss Nigeria’s Controversial Oil Wealth Wastage by jerk: 2:03pm On Feb 03, 2013
Orikinla: And how does this affect the price of...? grin
be serious for once or are u nt a nigerian??
Politics / Re: Lagos To Introduce Cable Cars For Mass Transportation. by jerk: 1:21pm On Feb 03, 2013
Negro_Ntns: nooooooo, noooooo!!! angry

this is bad idea! this is like laying tracks for trams, except instead of on surface we are suspending it in the sky. this is bad idea. how do you combine fast tracks planned for the metro rails with outdated drags?

let us expand development hinterland into yoruba townships instead of wasting money in one spot to construct multi layers of redundant projects.

Eko Ile please share with the Governor to convert this money and erect a parallel fast track to compete with nigerian railway corporation. we need to depopulate lagos. people can live in oyo and commute daily to lagos to work. it is possible for people in osun to commute back and forth daily to lagos. it is called speed train or bullet train. sky cable cars will only incite the remaining millions left in villages to troop into lagos and be part of the skyriding crowd.

bad bad bad policy on this one......scrap it!
these is d only way to decongest and solve Lagos problem,good idea u hv here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 2nd February 2013 by jerk: 8:40am On Feb 03, 2013
United's No10 made it 10 goals,in 10 games as united went 10 points clear at d top of d table.
United we stand!
Sports / Re: Cote D'ivoire , Tunisia, Algeria . Togo - AFCON 2013 Group D by jerk: 8:05pm On Jan 30, 2013
miteolu:


U ar wrong. Mention them
nigeria,ghana,togo,ivory coast,mali,cape verde and bukinafaso
Sports / Re: Cote D'ivoire , Tunisia, Algeria . Togo - AFCON 2013 Group D by jerk: 7:57pm On Jan 30, 2013
7west african for quaterfinal
Family / Re: Why Do Some People Abandon Their Parents After Marriage? by jerk: 3:41pm On Jan 28, 2013
Blame it on d part of some wicked wives that these men married.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria's Draw Against Burkina-Faso, Who Do You Blame? by jerk: 11:11pm On Jan 21, 2013
I wl blame no one till friday.

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