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Family / Re: Why Do We Hv More Fair Skin Females Than Males. by jerk: 12:14pm On Dec 22, 2012
I hv noticed that too bt just undecided dnt know.
Family / Re: Why You Should Not Marry A Girl Below 25 Years Of Age by jerk: 9:22am On Dec 22, 2012
Good post frm the op,bt there are some above 25 that still wants to live those kind of life u mentioned. I met one and shes 29 bt she told me she still wants to catch fun,club and so on.

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Religion / Re: Today is 22-12-2012 And The World Has Not Ended. Praise God. by jerk: 10:05am On Dec 21, 2012
frankie berry67: the world is end today my foot!
grin
frankie berry67: the world is end today my foot!
english is sweet.

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Religion / Re: Today is 22-12-2012 And The World Has Not Ended. Praise God. by jerk: 8:45am On Dec 21, 2012
This is to show those atheist that God exist,even all their science and predictions regarding creation is exposing their dumbest @sses.
As for me,i believe in the existence of the supreme God and wl forever worship Him. No man can tell wen the world will end.

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Politics / Re: Police Ban Knock-Out This Season by jerk: 3:24pm On Dec 20, 2012
DJDOLA: I still don't believ dat some agbalagba still use there money 2 buy banger and blow..even if there are selling it one kobo I can not buy it but I still imagine how someone will use is money 2 buy banger 2 just 2 disturb d neigbourhood well some are fools sha
i did it wen I was in their age, so let them enjoy too cuz they wl pass that level too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 19th December 2012 by jerk: 9:47pm On Dec 19, 2012
Ayomax: I don tire to dey laff Chelsea fans, I now pity them coz dey passing through HELL right now. can't stp laughinyg
d match is nt yet over.
Politics / Re: Ondo To Ban Sale Of Coffins Near Hospitals by jerk: 12:23pm On Dec 19, 2012
To be honest,i dnt support selling it near the hospital. Am totally in support of the governor bcuz its nt pleasing to the eyes having it near there.
Politics / Re: Trailer Plunges In To River Killing 27 by jerk: 11:27am On Dec 19, 2012
donem: "while the driver of the trailer and his motor boy fled" O.M.G What a wonderment! After recklessly causing the death of about 27 people they escaped unhurt. R.I.P 2 d death.
hw did the two survived,may be they disappeared bf d accident.
Celebrities / Re: Barbara Juliano Spent N14Million On A Handbag by jerk: 8:48pm On Dec 18, 2012
vanstanzy: And so How does this affect the price of a bag of rice in the market? At least she's not a govt official.
Celebrities / Re: Barbara Juliano Spent N14Million On A Handbag by jerk: 8:48pm On Dec 18, 2012
vanstanzy: And so How does this affect the price of a bag of rice in the market? At least she's not a govt official.
dont mind them,hw does this concern lipsrsealed
vanstanzy: And so How does this affect the price of a bag of rice in the market? At least she's not a govt official.
dont mind them,hw does this concern
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Corinthians Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 16th December 2012 by jerk: 4:02pm On Dec 16, 2012
nollywood20:

No verse 69.
The following would suffice.

4 Therefore, since through God’s mercy we have this ministry, we do not lose heart. 2 Rather, we have renounced secret and shameful ways; we do not use deception, nor do we distort the word of God. On the contrary, by setting forth the truth plainly we commend ourselves to everyone’s conscience in the sight of God. 3 And even if our gospel is veiled, it is veiled to those who are perishing. 4 The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel that displays the glory of Christ, who is the image of God. 5 For what we preach is not ourselves, but Jesus Christ as Lord, and ourselves as your servants for Jesus’ sake. 6 For God, who said, “Let light shine out of darkness,”[a] made his light shine in our hearts to give us the light of the knowledge of God’s glory displayed in the face of Christ.

7 But we have this treasure in jars of clay to show that this all-surpassing power is from God and not from us. 8 We are hard pressed on every side, but not crushed; perplexed, but not in despair; 9 persecuted, but not abandoned; struck down, but not destroyed. 10 We always carry around in our body the death of Jesus, so that the life of Jesus may also be revealed in our body. 11 For we who are alive are always being given over to death for Jesus’ sake, so that his life may also be revealed in our mortal body. 12 So then, death is at work in us, but life is at work in you.

13 It is written: “I believed; therefore I have spoken.”[b] Since we have that same spirit of[c] faith, we also believe and therefore speak, 14 because we know that the one who raised the Lord Jesus from the dead will also raise us with Jesus and present us with you to himself. 15 All this is for your benefit, so that the grace that is reaching more and more people may cause thanksgiving to overflow to the glory of God.

16 Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day. 17 For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. 18 So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.

~ 2 Corinthians 4 (New International Version)
pls go to religious section if u dnt knw where u are.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Corinthians Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 16th December 2012 by jerk: 2:54pm On Dec 16, 2012
BasseyJ:
Verily verily, after torres missed the open net and the ref said IT IS Finished, David wept
grin grin u really paid attention to the sermon.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Corinthians Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 16th December 2012 by jerk: 2:37pm On Dec 16, 2012
Digriz: guerrero scores
nt good enuf, its like ur reading frm chelsea bible.
Someone should read it frm d Fifa bible pls.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Corinthians Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 16th December 2012 by jerk: 2:24pm On Dec 16, 2012
pls cn someone read the book of 2nd corinthians chapter 1 vs 69 for us. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by jerk: 2:20pm On Dec 16, 2012
pls lets open the book of 2nd corinthians chapter 1 vs 69,there came a man named Guerrero....
Can someone read it for us and others who came late for the service.
Jokes Etc / Re: End Your Sentence With A Word That Ends Eith "NA" by jerk: 8:23pm On Dec 15, 2012
why u dey form AmericaNA?
Nairaland / General / Re: Eight Students Killed In Ewekoro Accident by jerk: 7:20am On Dec 13, 2012
babyosisi:

Nigerians are just barbarians
What is the connection between these unfortunate deaths and the action of these villagers?
Why did innocent motorists have to suffer for this
That kontri just dey taya persin
my brother o.,i taya too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Pep Guardiola Makes Arsenal His First Choice In England by jerk: 7:02am On Dec 13, 2012
he never mentioned man united,go thru d right source nt vanguard.
Career / Re: Highest Paid Jobs In Nigeria Apart From The Oil Industry. by jerk: 6:49pm On Dec 12, 2012
Skipfr: I guess working in d power sector s a gud 1
true,they make good money.just forget abt their salary. One of my friend thats works their told me he never touched his salary for more than ten years he hs bn working there upon all his investments.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:31pm On Dec 11, 2012
carzola should better look for another club.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:26pm On Dec 11, 2012
another trophyless season for wenger.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:24pm On Dec 11, 2012
vermelan misses,arsenal out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:23pm On Dec 11, 2012
jones misses
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:21pm On Dec 11, 2012
thank u schzney
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:20pm On Dec 11, 2012
chamk why
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:19pm On Dec 11, 2012
Carzola why
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:18pm On Dec 11, 2012
bradford are more relaxed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:16pm On Dec 11, 2012
slap1: PK. . .we're out!
ur wish may come to pass grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:15pm On Dec 11, 2012
penalties.....penalties.....hope arsenal wl make it thru.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:13pm On Dec 11, 2012
Red-Light:
why man every man utd fanz hate arsenal so shocked
lie,am a united fan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:12pm On Dec 11, 2012
Can arsenal survive this penalty.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:04pm On Dec 11, 2012
Arsenal are really playing wt determination.

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