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Technology Market / I Need A New Laptop Of Nt More Than 80k Frm Any Of Ths. by jerk: 5:15pm On Feb 24, 2011
If u got dell latitude,toshiba or sony laptop wt d following specification for sale
Core 2 duo or core duo,3 - 4gb ram,250-320gb hdd,windows7 pro.,15'4 -16''wxga screen.
If u got any let me knw.urgently needed frm nw til nxt 1wk.
Computer Market / Re: N by jerk: 10:08pm On Feb 21, 2011
Everyone shuld avoid ths guy coz he's a scammer,i cal and ask hm dat i wld com and see d laptop b4 payin bt he objected and said dat i shuld pay thru bank. Is he nt a scammer? Even d addres he pasted on nairalist was a fake one coz i hv asked a friend to visit d place at owerri 2 confirm whch proved to b a wrong address. BEWARE! BEWARE!! BEWARE!!!
Business / Re: Internet Business Discussion Here by jerk: 1:48pm On Feb 15, 2011
surveycash:

Sir, do you make £100/day from Google Adsense or from selling the info to newbies.
gud question,as far as Nigeria is concern,no one wl disclose to u d technic he use in making money through d internet,the wld only teach u a few minor ones by their info whch u hav 2 pay for bt stil keep d main secret wt them. Its only ur close friend or relation dat cn do dat 4 u.
Business / Re: Shop Abroad From Nigeria by jerk: 11:55am On Feb 14, 2011
For u to succeed in doing online business for Nigerians u need to hv a representative here in Nigeria coz majority wl nt take d risk of paying into unknown acct because of d issue of scammers.
Romance / Re: If You Are Not Ready For Marriage, Don't Go Into A Relationship by jerk: 11:13pm On Feb 13, 2011
Am in my early 30's and desperate to settle down ths year bt am yet 2 find my betterhalf. Actually,i hv bn in a relationships wen am in my 20's bt i knew then that am nt gonna settle down wt them coz i was stil a student then and d breakup wasn't a heartbreak 2 them coz we saw it as havin fun and part of youthful experience, bt right nw am ready to settle down since am okay in evry angle financially capable to take care of my family,psychologically okay and of d right age.
Nw my question as regards d thread is ths,since any girl that i approached 4 a relationship wld thot dat am going 2 settle down wt her based on my status,shuld i continue test drive which wl be a heart break to any that i finally dump or shuld i stil be waiting 4 my ideal type? I wnt 2 settle down wt anyone i started a relationship wt nw bt d ones dat are interested in me were nt my type. I hv ths particular girl dat likes me a lot bt i dnt wnt 2 marry her,she's 26yr of age and an ideal age 4 me bt i dnt wnt 2 date her coz i wl eventually dump her and it wl b a heartbreak 4 her. So i think ur age and present condition wl determine wen to stop test drive in other nt 2 break hearts.
Computer Market / Re: Confirm Satellite(dstv) Browsing by jerk: 11:45am On Feb 13, 2011
squino:

There are a lot of romours about browsing with dstv, hi tv and my tv decorders, has anybody tried it or can testify to this?
dnt pay 2k to anybody 4 a manual dat u cn get free frm here,just search well because i got mine free frm a gud nairalander here,luk well.
Romance / Re: Whats So Wrong With Dating A Neighbour! by jerk: 11:07pm On Jan 07, 2011
hush!!!!!!!!! you re just the same stuff wt me guy,very amorous.you still have to tell her how much you love her,then prove your love through action,by doing so i think you can win her love totally and she will stop giving you flimsy reasons. or better still re locate.gudluk
Romance / Re: Am I Wrong To Stop The Relationship? by jerk: 9:45pm On Jan 07, 2011
love my foot!!!!!!!!!!!!!as long as I'm concerned,there re things i can not do just in the name of LOVE[1]bring down my reputation [2]being blindfolded by the so called love.my dear,i advice u come home cuz the devil u know is far better than the angel u don't know.accept my sympathy.
Computers / Re: Auto Reverse Free Zain Browsing by jerk: 11:54am On Jan 06, 2011
Ole! Thief, arm robber,scammer and vampire. Smtin u got free frm a smbodys blog and u copy and paste here looking for people that wl call and pay 1000 naira. Thief.
Am already using it hungry man.
Computers / Re: ==>>IWP-3 SERVERS, YOUR-FREEDOM VOUCHERS IWP2 SERVERS HERE=>> =>> by jerk: 7:17am On Nov 27, 2010
How do i get d vouchers?
Career / Re: Who Knows Which Banks Are Best To Work In? by jerk: 5:54pm On Nov 02, 2010
oddy4real:

So, Mr man, who is the kid and who is the adult? Guy, watch it o
watch wat? U're a kid boy.
Music/Radio / Your Favorite Musician Wt The Most Killer Voice by jerk: 5:24pm On Nov 02, 2010
There are many artiste that makes me develop goose pimples when listening to their songs because of their sweet sensual voice,these artiste songs wt their sweet voices normally lifts my spirit high wheneva am down.
For males i hv Joe,Avant,babyface,ginuwine and peter cetera.
For females i hv the lead singer in the group 'the corrs',amy lee,ciara,brandy,tamia,madonna and celine dion.
Who is your favorites?
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by jerk: 2:51pm On Oct 31, 2010
deji2009:

Dear jerk,

Thanks for your recent enquiry and would like to know what make and model is your phone ?

What's was the actual error message on your screen. state exactly what it says. when phone is
connected does system automatically shut itself down or you shutdown by yourself ?

Meanwhile click start run and type in sigverif press enter and follow the test

We look forward to your feedback to enable my fellows in narrowing down the cause.

Good luck
tnks 4 ur interest. My phone make is nokia n95 and i dnt hv any problem using it bt the USB modem. It wl display (window is collecting data for crash dump and then follows wt,a problem has bn detected and windows shut down.
USB-DRIVE
make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed or if its a new installation ask ur hardware or software manufacturer for windows update u might need. If ths continues disable or remove any newly installed software,disable bios memory options such as caching etc.)
Those things are what it displays wheneva i plugged in the USB MODEM bt at times it wld connect. Tnks
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by jerk: 6:55am On Oct 31, 2010
Pls i need una help my gurus concerning a blue screen that started displaying on my laptop.i hv bn using my phone as modem to browse wtout any problem bt since i started using my new usb modem,it wl display blue screen wheneva i plugged it and wl write (that a new hardway was installed that i shuld check and disable the program then the system is shuting down to prevent damage to my system). I hv reformated my system and installed only few programs yet am stil havin the same problem,smtimes after many shut and on processes it wl connect wtout displaying the blue screen. My system is dell inspirion 1526 windows vista premium. Tnks
Health / Re: Why Do We Hv More Cases Of Kidney Disease In Nigeria nw. by jerk: 2:05pm On Oct 15, 2010
i dnt knw of the symptoms bt one of the causes is heavy alcohol consumptions.
Education / Re: Sex education is immorality teaching in disguise. by jerk: 8:34pm On Oct 14, 2010
wat are they teachn them than making the girls to wet their pants,in fact,am against that.
Romance / Re: He Asked Me Not To Vist During My Period/mensez Dayz.GUYZ LETS START VOTING NOW by jerk: 6:42pm On Oct 03, 2010
Ms. Potato:

So u mean to say your main intention of having a gf is just for sex?So that means when you are married to your wife and she has her period, does that mean you will cheat on her as well?
i didn't said so, read my first post well. A woman u're livin wt as a wife is there 24/7 for u and sex nt a regular activity for both of u. U cn abstain frm it during those days bt u cnt compare that wt a gf dat visits once in 2mnths.
Romance / Re: He Asked Me Not To Vist During My Period/mensez Dayz.GUYZ LETS START VOTING NOW by jerk: 5:43pm On Oct 03, 2010
Ms. Potato:

Isn't that bad?

Take example, my bf and I . Due to my boss sending me to travel constantly, I hardly see my bf for 2 months now or so. There was a time I have my period and I told him and that  its on the same day I was going to go home and see him.

He said so what if Mr Red comes? Mr. Red is my best friend! And Im like Huh? WHAT? And he was like Well, I can slow talk to Mr, Red to stop for awhile and we can do it. And I was like Baby, thats not possible. And than he was like I was just joking. Listen, I dont care what are your reasons, if we cannot have intimacy, its not a big deal. I just wanna spend time with you cause I miss you and thats more than enough. Sex can be done another time! So u better get your butt here sharp sharp or else!

So if a guy only wants her there for sex, isnt that bad? Like say he only use her for sex?  lipsrsealed
i cnt tolerate dat unles u actualy wnt me to be cheatn on u, then i wl welcome u wt smiles on your messy days even if u deliberately schedule your visits during your mr red.
Romance / Re: He Asked Me Not To Vist During My Period/mensez Dayz.GUYZ LETS START VOTING NOW by jerk: 5:22pm On Oct 03, 2010
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Romance / Re: He Asked Me Not To Vist During My Period/mensez Dayz.GUYZ LETS START VOTING NOW by jerk: 5:20pm On Oct 03, 2010
There's notin wrong wt that and u dnt hv to suspect hm coz as a man and since u dnt live together,there's evry possibility that he wld demand for sex and he cnt do it in that ur condition.
BTW u shuldn't be visiting ur man most expecially if u dnt see eachother regularly during ur period. There's a gap btw dat and wen ur living 2geda.
Religion / Re: Tb Joshua Banned In Cameroun by jerk: 4:35pm On Oct 03, 2010
I hv bn 2 synagogue in 2001 bcus of an ailment,TB actually touched and pray for me bt my condition was d same afta then.(am okay nw)
So,i cnt actually condemn or praise the man concerning hs miracles cos am nt God that knew hs source of power,and i cnt say hs a fake just because i didnt gt my healing thru hm. As a xtian wat i understand abt miracles is that we all cannot gt our miracles at the same time and in d same place. Some may receive theirs visiting d blessed sacrement and others in other unexpected ways. I heard abt a man that received healing and was cured of a serious eye problem just that he joined in a prayer inside a bus he was travelling wt.
My fellows,lets leave judgement in Gods hand.
Culture / Re: What's Wrong With Your Tribe? by jerk: 2:01pm On Sep 28, 2010
The dirty ones are those poor  hawkers of food stufs and wares and d bleaching mamas nt d avrg yoruba girls.

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