Egoat:
If you are on Nairaland and you don't know know Explorer and Zimri, you are just wasting your time.

the recent baba of them all is "macjebs". Dude is really trying.

Powerfly:


do not out-shine the master. @48 laws of power. You're correct.

what I dont understand is what is the sense in gifting already overpaid people cars, an SUV for a rep member is just like a drop of water to an ocean, while civil servants can't even get a car loan in the same state ?
Which kind useless leaders dey this country sef.

I wonder how Reuben abbatti got his PhD at 24

Dont f##k with some people, they will go any length to achieve their destructive aim against you.
Wetin concern online banter with America embassy

What if they later discover another guy is actually responsible for the pregnancy

"do you know who you are talking to"
Why do Nigerians like using this phrase ?

Eriokanmi:
dont mind him. Who go do website for a whopping 45k?. I did mine for just 15k. I was impressed by his job and dashed him 5k

still try search for some nice names on expired domains and register them yourself for about $7.

Andrew13:
only you Na Ghana

Andrew13 [f]. Oxymoron

MASTAkiLLAh:
oga, my name is Masta Killah, settle your matter with the other guy without involving me abeg

oh boiii, your moniker na wa

Which kind wahala be this one na?

PIXSPEAKS:

chaii this life no just balance oo.
I hear some guys say that em babe had one relationship/boyfriend before am and in his mind,the body count is commendable.
My brothers,it doesn't matter oo.
Before now,I had a thought that if I don't get a virgin,I might settle for a girl with less body count but this my neighbor has changed my mind.
My neighbors girl came around March from univ, a girl of 22 at most before the lockdown.
From march till date, she has been around
(of course,thats not the problem).
the problem is from that date till now, a day hardly pass without a round of loud sex.
I live in a 2 room self con apartment and same with my neighbor in the compound(only us)
While trying to work with my system in the evening,babe go dey shout.(Oga has big #200 cucumber size gbola) Night,the same..

One thought keeps running through my mind, who will inherit this girl later?
they will say sheepishly'My babe had one ex, do u know how many time the pussy was bleeped recklessly'
A girl that will not say no to at least a day off, can she be trusted to stay while you travel?

So I would advice girls, keep your milage low for you future hubby..
Chaii each time I sees this babe,I feel like vomiting..its too much.

They have started for night shift now.. So annoying..

Chai, how death ruthlessly takes away some of our finest and most promising breeds, I miss puerta sha,such a fine left back.rip

Prechgold1180:
oya draw inspiration from ole soakjar (man u head coach)

sound sultan sef

daddytime:
What do you expect from the comedy central of the world?

Make the youths siddon dey look and clap for their collective oppressors.

irony of life, coming from someone that supports PDP.

The whole roads in ebelle has been tarred, I mean the whole roads, streets, up to farm roads, and street lights put in strategic positions, surprisingly this was done by a private individual and it makes me wonder what the usefulness of govt is in Nigeria, what a whole govt couldn't have done in the next 200 years was singlehandedly done by a single person without noise .

So terrible, death sentence to all of them.
Thank God nwaamaikpe is not around this time,only God knows what he would have said about this .

Baba has been handsome from time.

I learnt dude is a special adviser to the senator representing Kaduna central, as a typical Nigerian i know he would still want to aspire for higher political positions and that's when all these unguarded statement would come back to haunt him because the internet never forgets. Buhari, Atiku, etc all has sons and you would never see them try fighting their farher's battles despite the hips of ridicule they receive daily from Nigerians, dude lacks proper upbringing, and it shows the level of control elrufail has over his son as a father. PI even wonder how a man that cant control his household control a state as diverse as Kaduna.

It is already recorded in heaven he lost his life while trying to save another soul, may his soul rest in peace .

guy222:
I was in his shop to ask him how far with the phone i gave him to sell for me, only for me to see people crying and wailing, when i went closer i say him still hanging on the roof of the house, he was dried like stock fish, his eyes were burnt and his tongue was outside his mouth burnt like a roasted goat, oh my God!!! What a death, i was shock by the sight of his body, for two days now i have not been able to sleep, i keep seeing his burnt body, oh God keep us away from untimely dead. Rip friend.

damn! May his soul rest in peace.one of the few keffi people I've seen on nairaland o, how far bros

Damn, not after one was lost in kakaki few weeks ago.rip man.

Just see what they are celebrating about the richest Nigerian state.
Who do us this kind thing sef ?

Ades1234:

U guys will just pick pen and write rubbish,
How many cars and human uses those street?
Nigeria seems to be the largest black nation in the world and the numbers of cars in Lagos is even more human in some of those city u posted
Although corruption is killing and bad leader but comparing the most densely and populated nation of our to those tiny country is an insult,
Some of u guys have not travel from ur crave
Stop disgracing Nigeria. OK

stop attacking that guy, he just said the plain truth, have you been to Abuja before ? There's hardly nothing that amazes you in Abuja, no exceptionally clean streets, no amazing architecture, nothing ,just the normal Nigerian streets and roads.

Simp callers association of nairaland "SCAN", your attention is needed here o

Baby please .
Chai, I just pity for the poor boy the kind heavy insults nairaland "alpha men dem" go harmer he head with .

paulolee:

with all due respect, i cant believe that you are saying this, so because he choosed city that he was perfectly suited to settle in than going to barca or Madrid that he may end up sitting on the bench or being loaned out as a flop because of the more competition and expectations in those teams, thats why city built a statue for him??
that means the likes of aguero would get a church, sterling would get a museum and de bruyne would get d biggest statue inside etihad and would be worshiped as a god...

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You hear the most glowing attributes about people only when they are dead .this life sef.

luluosas:
I for one (a Mr. Nobody) hate those shit, talk less of a public servant. This is bad

you not liking it doesn't mean others should follow suit, this is not an official thing, the trousers masculine, how about foreign leaders that wear just beach shorts and barechested during vacations, just shorts at home or all those their yeye cloths when walking in the woods.
It is a total NO for state or official functions but not at leisure time or home with wife and family .

Any?

Case closed o

Coldie:

This is the truth. When a governor is installed by a god father and not his people. He doesn't work to please the people he works to please his god father.

Look at wike, if not for what wike is doing nobody will believe that the state has the ability to build 3 flyovers at the same time

even wike get godfather come get godmother join,baba, I hope you will just travel to all these small small west African countries and see the level of development, you go see say na mediocrity we dey celebrate here, no top notch rail system, education, security.
Do you know how many flyovers are been constructed simultaneously in ebonyi state? Despite rivers been the richest state in Nigeria for many years, personally I dont rate wike's administration high .

JAMO84:
The Bible says people can be killed for lesser offences. Even Jesus (PBUH) was crucified for blasphemy.


Exodus 21:17 He who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death.



Exodus 22:18 You shall not allow a Sorceress to live.

Christianity means christ-like, Christians are followers of christ, exodus is an old testament book and there was nothing like Christianity before jesus was born, the Islamic Quran is just the adulterated version of the old testament.