MisterDreamz:
Oya let the testimonies start rolling in...there were rants b4 d list comot o,ppl must testify!
*Hands mic over to the first testifier*

Has everything ben released? All department?

Downloading laugh
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Some nairaland juveniles be like
Sue them to court ...
Seems your boyfriend na olamideRIAN(Yoruba guy)
You b Don-jazzITE..(Op na igbo?)

.Where Du-rret? That she-male/.. All of them looks good.#

Who remember this shit ?
RELEASE OF OAU 2ND LIST FOR 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION! The long awaited list for the second batch of Oau aspirants for 2015/16 academic session has just been released. To check yours logon to Oau eportal @ www.eportal.oauife.edu.ng. Please note that the site would be accessible immediately the mid semester break is called off.. GOODLUCK!!!
Does it mean list coming out days after they resume?

Job for bro.. Admission

All i can do is

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Yeebos be like " Another news from Yeriba''
Seems yeriba na another tribe in east..
Well there is diffrnce betwn yeriba and yoruba..#

Oloriburuku lawon eyinbo se. !


Awa Ancestors sef fall my hand sef,ao dey allow dox white pigs reign over us..#

Yozkid:




lol....... 2nd Akpors, U Don't Have To Be Rude To Sum1 You Don't Know..... HAVE BN ON DEX FORUM BEFORE U Ll EVER DREAM Of USING A WAP Enabled PHONE
#No Hard Feelings Tho*

see ao em enter my guy..

Stupid list piled up by a stupid fellow#














Ao uyo go first oau ? All bcuz pics about oau bad hostels don surface ..#na hostel dey determine sku wey good?

.The girl in d 4th pic b like slice bread placed untop eachoda..

HaneefahRN:

Is this really true? And I don't understand ur last paragraph, does that mean we won't be able to check our admission status prior to their resumption?

Probably.Someone actually forwarded it to me on whatsapp..#Who knws weda na somebody wrte am sef..

chisombenedicta:
Is nor list that is doing me now
Jes finking of wen we will resume dx one they are on strike abi mid semester break

..U don lose hope for d days wey u dey count ni? We nofit resume march with this strike/midweek B..# Dey gaz reshuffle d calendar to benefit dem not freshers..They no care weda na june we resume#

RELEASE OF OAU 2ND LIST FOR 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION!

The long awaited list for the second batch of Oau aspirants for 2015/16 academic session has just been released. To check yours logon to Oau eportal @ www.eportal.oauife.edu.ng.

Please note that the site would be accessible immediately the mid semester break is called off.. GOODLUCK!!!

dharmmy007:
See ehn... I'm tired of home, ppl have become used to seeing me.... The management is lacking in so many things.. They don't even have a proper plan for the school.. Just living each day as it comes with much uncertainty.. I just wish itz a crazy vc like dat of Ilorin or Futa we have in place of Diz Mr Omole... Ppl r asking as if I get to decide when I'm resuming #arghh #

.Bruh,nob only u..After predigree/post utme..One month wey (Aug) i spent at home was hell..Questions frm people#Wen u dey resume? Had to travel come port H(Sibling sdy) since september til now..#its sumao embarrassing, wic sku are u?wen ar u resumin?course?#Wu get tym to dey explain say na predigree sef? ..Ko easy '..
Ilorin don resume now;unilag wll soon resume.Presently ah wunt say i regret picking oau tho,but iffu i cul change,i wll change to anoda sku..#

Prescott001:
Why must u guys always spy on me...
Benedicta has done this before...
I gats lie to them naa..
I tell them say I put ilorin... I dey whyne dem

..# Ah nodey spy on yu bruh,I b dey tink say na anoda prescott sef..# Wetin dey make me laff na people wey dey quote u dey congratulate u..#

Osenifelix:

Lmao. This can't be true...abi ppl don dey combine arts nd sciences nw? mah go confirm...baba just give dem "fabu" ni sha

..Ah juz say make i swerve enter unilorin thread see wetin dey sup nd read bout dea aspirants getting admission,,naso i siqht prescott o..Em say em score 80 fr utme,i kon tink say na anoda prescott.not until i chek em posts..Na oau thread posts full am..# ..

Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016
Aspirants by PRESCOTT001(m): 3:08pm
to d glory of God offered admission to Medicine
postume score 80 jamb score 240 tribe Igbo
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Baba,u can lie ooo..# .. Prescott chai# As if em b ilorin aspirant,u don go lie for dem dea..#

Before e go happen fr 9ja;e go b 2099....

Highcuerayte:
Calm down and check your name on the portal.



If your name is not there kindly wait for the third list which will be accompanied with VC list.


Goodluck to you guys. Will be back to dish contragulatory messages to any Lady that made it.


Signed : Starlingslimnet

On behalf of NETC

List never comot; na for jamb portal u go siqht am sef nob oau porta""Doz wey don see admission no gree see anytin fr oau portal

Modified

I tried logging in also;e no gree connect..# Make God favour us sha..#.

charlsecy:


I don't think it is blasphemous as you pointed out. Infact, it appears you are using threat and intimidation to make him accept something that he still wonders about.

Be reminided that is not how to teach people; you don't put fear in people so that they just play along. Even if you succeed in intimidating Jhosh with your blasphemy charges, his unresolved questions will still linger in his mind. He can't help it.

When Thomas doubted Resurrection, a very solid bringer of Salvation in Christianity, did the disciples or Jesus Himself charge Thomas with Blasphemy or Heresy?

The truth is that with application of rational mind, we will never accept all religious teachings and/or beliefs. The author of Hebrew is very much aware of this fact, hence he declared in chapter 11 verser 6 NIV, "And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to Him must believe that He exists and that He rewards those who earnestly seek Him."


Your curiosity will lead you to the truth.

Respect !

Niqqa put cloths inside bag spread papa pension money top am..'# ..Ah feel u

1960 football bet don knack for u'#

khalebzy:


Lol, Tho' im an intending Predite, But i Know HP so well..He is my Neighbor. He Introduced the predegree program to me actually..
you say notorious??
Buh he is something alike a Loyal Fellow back here home

Na my real G b dat; em b cool Niqq fr ma hostel den;juz do go qaqa sumtyms.... Iffu sight em abeg' tell em joshua say "ao far'

Chrisbond01:
Na d best hostel 4 d skul..#baba.. Adeniji hostel

..Most notorious nko? Sedam !

yungshallgrow:
hello boss Jhosh.......pls can u gimme ur whatsapp digit..

Sup bruh

08142694677

Hey wassup,
I know you're like who's this. Well, let me take you down memory lane:
Remember cdl?
Remember those times when garri use to be the most special food.
When indomie was enough to sustain people throughout the week

Remember night market. *lol*
When you'll see your boo with another boo. *kai*
Remember aunty K and famous kitchen

SEDAM hostel boys were the most notorious boys.especially(Mastercraft;shine;Hp)
Mr. Bayo was the most popular name back then.
Going to OAU once in a while to famz student.


That moment of faith when result comes out and people crowd up to check it.
Kai. The matrons use to suffer of gbese(credit). 'Please ma I'll pay you tomorrow'

8pm used to be the curfew time for girls

Taking our bath with cold and even dirty water sometimes
Most of us even grew muscles from fetching water

Rushing for morning classes

Remember those times for tests and exams- when some people's fingerprints didn't click

*lool* Moro mart :pay 50 naira for every 1k and that ATM that wasn't always dispensing. And the day they decide to put money in it- see queue
Under the tree used to be a nice chilling spot.

Hmmm... The market that opened every 4 days... wasn't really my favorite kind of thing but we had to do it.
Ahhh. I'll never forget the 'scavengers' going from room to room to join in eating.
Remember CDL security and ID card. Kai.
And stories of when the CDL security busted some parties.

Those deeper life and GLOGSFE people with their tutorial and their mock tests.
It was all fun sha.
We never even had a chance to say goodbye. I just even knew some of you during the hols

Just don't forget those good old days in a hurry.

It was a wild and fun life with good times and bad times.

Also Remember one guy they call Rhymez.. Well, he's the one sending this message now. Please reply if you received this.

Adjutant:
The second list has been sent to Abuja and it has been sent back to the school after approval..oau shall upload it anytime it suit them.

All of dem dey craze..

Prescott001:
Adeniji ..for boys ..and almighty bver for babes

In terms of what? Adeniji bawo..

lekzycole:

seriously wat z foreign links

Ma bruh' wen u enter moro'..U go knw dem#na college of education'.. E get one guy dem dey call "Singer"nd em G's(if em neva comot moro sef)..Wey like to dey harass people fr nty..#there is a dumped motor park infrnt of cdl wea dem do stay at nty'..Juz no answer anybody if dem call u#

I escaped bein a victim tho'..

Guys Oau nodey use 15/30 as cutoff for test o..Iffu score less dan 18 over 30 in ya test..U don dey fail small small..Aim for 20 nd above nd 45-50 in exam..#