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Education / Re: OAU Predegree Admission 2015/2016 by Jhosh(m): 8:46pm On Nov 13, 2015
lekzycole:
buh i dnt gt, y z it only guys dat bring mattress ? ........... wen itz only 1 gal hostel inside skul
Not all guys' There is a particular boys hostel i think they actuall met bed dea..
Education / Re: OAU Predegree Admission 2015/2016 by Jhosh(m): 8:42pm On Nov 13, 2015
okonma10:
yes I have #2000 naira then a government stamp of #2500 on your form

Which 2500 stamp b dat? I bought 50 naira stamp during mine..Is it not dat thing u wll place with a gum on ya form?
Education / Re: OAU Predegree Admission 2015/2016 by Jhosh(m): 8:40pm On Nov 13, 2015
Kristie4:
thank u...r they allocated like early payment-BVER,late payment-outside
Not really' Most of us in my hostel den actually paid late'.. Maybe cuz BVERS is actually new nd inside sku'its a treat for dox wu pay early..#
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 8:18pm On Nov 13, 2015
Prescott001:
The true secret behind our admission..
Oau wants to collect money...
I was a student of History and my job is to predict the future ...

Oau doesn't wanna release cutoff on cdl site becos they know that if they do pple who wanna do PD again won't do it... if they have seen their names in a manageable course...
Payment for intending predites have started and will end on Nov. 30

I feel after the payment the cutoff and list would come out...
if we relate This to the past..
last year... predites resumed Nov. 25....and the second list came out Nov.27
So the list should be out first week of December..
with my analysis... and might not even be out by next week as speculated sef...

grin..
Education / Re: OAU Predegree Admission 2015/2016 by Jhosh(m): 7:47pm On Nov 13, 2015
Kristie4:
Gud evenin every1,i jst want to knw if all the girls will be in d skul or are there hostels outside 4 gals?
There is only one hostel inside d sku"Thats "BVERS Nd den 2 or 3 outside..'#'Probably dav added more hostels for u guys sha'#
Education / Re: OAU Predegree Admission 2015/2016 by Jhosh(m): 2:12pm On Nov 11, 2015
khalebzy:
undecided undecided lipsrsealed sad angry angry .. Rather Than criticizing someone's view, why not try Modifying it?
Relax man' this isint a beef..# juz whining em#
Education / Re: OAU Predegree Admission 2015/2016 by Jhosh(m): 2:11pm On Nov 11, 2015
khalebzy:
undecided undecided lipsrsealed sad angry angry .. Rather Than criticizing someone's view, why not try Modifying it?
Relax man' this isint a beef..# juz whining em#
Education / Re: OAU Predegree Admission 2015/2016 by Jhosh(m): 1:16pm On Nov 11, 2015
Prescott001:
Best boys hostel was Adeniji... Which was 20minutes walk to cdl
...
Power supply 100% sure...
U can stay 3days without failure
Water supply...
When I was in Adeniji... I didn't know the meaning of well..
They always pump water for U.. And when there is no light the hostel warden puts on gen to pump water.. All the time..
Only boys hostel with a reading room different from other rooms...
The rooms are very big especially block F and E
Bathroom and toilet inside the rooms
Adeniji Hostel produced the highest GLR in Jamb
The first second contact test..
The 6th in CDL for first contact
The Hostel with more than 10 of cdl class captains
Hostel with a mini football pitch inside the hostel
It has block A-F
Most populated and most mouthed boys hostel
The only hostel were the overall best for second contact test and the entire CDL came from (CMP-Moshood)
I hope with these few points of mine u will want to stay in Adeniji...
To get Adeniji hostel... Pay on time.. But not too early.. Let's say
Pay from next week

Prescott; haba..# Adeniji wasint d best hostel....# Ur hyping is too much' haba'#U say? Popular nd mouthed for wea? Shea na tobi?wea em end..lol.u go dey cdl;u nogo sabi 'Masterkraft'lol..# ..Ya hostel dint produce best student sef' nd its a personal thing to pass nt bout being in a particular hostel.#.Dem nd sedam b like boko haram nd nigeria# ..'


Wish u predites luck in 'CDL'..# ( where u go forget say u neva enter sku wen babes nd funs start to dey showface# Concentrate !
Politics / Re: I Got Arrested Mistakenly As Being Part Of Biafra Protesters ! (yoruba Guy') by Jhosh(m): 7:26am On Nov 08, 2015
menix:
OP they released u guys cous they knew the struggle for Biafra is Just...

So go forth nd pick ur Biafran Green card...

I dey tell u; even as a yoruba boy-i can say d struggle fr biafra liberation is becoming serious

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Politics / Re: I Got Arrested Mistakenly As Being Part Of Biafra Protesters ! (yoruba Guy') by Jhosh(m): 1:36am On Nov 08, 2015
Aromas:

grin
Jokes apart bruh.Was going to somwea at Elelewon'not too far frm ykc. wehn rain started falling.. # Currently here just fr a while#..
Politics / Re: I Got Arrested Mistakenly As Being Part Of Biafra Protesters ! (yoruba Guy') by Jhosh(m): 1:21am On Nov 08, 2015
God#


Am a victim' ! I was arrested also'.. Relatives were already looking for me'..
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 1:12am On Nov 08, 2015
sketcherJ:
I thought predegree students had it easy...

For thoz who started first contact well'..

If ur first contact isint up 60%..2nd contact wll b hard to meet up'
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 12:10pm On Nov 07, 2015
dharmmy007:
[/quote].

Well' I quess those who avunt received any message bout being offered admission frm anoda sku isint safe either# Some wil tink;its a step ahead to b admitted#..

Make luck shine on us '..#Cnt write jamb again;+ what I went through in predigree#
Highcuerayte post=39767282:
Thanks a thousand time for this.
[quote author=dharmmy007 post=39767592]
.

Well' I quess those who avunt received any message bout being offered admission frm anoda sku isint safe either# Some wil tink;its a step ahead to b admitted#..

Make luck shine on us '..#Cnt write jamb again;+ what I went through in predigree#

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Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 9:40am On Nov 07, 2015
NOTICE: I am very sorry to tell you this, and I know so many OAU aspirants would not like this but I have to tell you so that you will be able to prepare. If any aspirant has received any admission message from any private polytechnic or university. I am very sorry to tell you that there is no more admission room for you in OAU #fact Because OAU have deliberately sent your details to them. Perhaps your cut off is not enough or your subject combination was wrong. So once you receive this..forget admission frm oau. More 1 hr · Edited

Coined frm Oau facebook page aspirants
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 11:05am On Nov 06, 2015
imoscoayo:
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JESUS IS COMING SOON,(I am A Fool For creating a long space)
SINNERS ITS HIGHTIME YOU LEFT YOUR SIN INIQUITIES BEHIND AND FOLLOW HIM.
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 9:13am On Nov 06, 2015
LagunJay:
I heard that the list will be released 2day.. Is that true??... Any info?

Na heard u heard'..What's d source u heard from?..#


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Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 8:00am On Nov 06, 2015
OluwabuqqyYOLO:

Ah! Please oh!
How was the night na?

grin..I actually slept around 2am after watchin nigeria match..So u wll say awos ya morning/midnty? Cuz I slept early monmon'..grin grin grin..ll







My night dey o'..Any qroup chat on whatsapp?
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 7:36am On Nov 06, 2015
chisombenedicta:
Boboyi sha


Nota bene-nobody shud mention my name
Hian which one is ha head is swelling
I didn't even take wat u guys re saying serz
I bLIV U ARE ALL JOKING
It's getting too much}una biko ehn!


Yo Head nofit swell na;juz an humorous exaggeration I'wll say#..-(**ll Its all a joke' I quess..Or probably oluwabuggyolo don fall..grin
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 7:30am On Nov 06, 2015
OluwabuqqyYOLO:

No, we weren't joking. You know
no one here has a girlfriend and, so, wants to land on you: our miss universe. Is that not




If you took anyone serious, it's at your peril. No one here is that dumb. I believe we were all in our playful mien yesternoon. Tomorrow and overmorrow might not be that way! cheesy

How was the night?

Word !
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 11:46pm On Nov 05, 2015
mikkylaw1:
This is supposed to be an education thread not a dating site...even Chisome dats an expredite should be more sensible than all diz amateurs, she also went ahead to participate in the immoral act
Bruh; modify ya post bout ' sensible" Yo post seems callow to me# Correcting people shudint go with 'Pained-Words

Ur english-words compostion is
extreneous to d thread...# dem upload nude pics ni? ao e take b immoral?..# Everybody is probably 18+..' So tinz bout that is juz to make d thread lively sef'.. #Classified as jokes to me'# grin una too dey hype chisom sef''# she don dey dissolve insdy tea like cube-sugar
With whinning'


#

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Politics / Re: We’ll Crush Pro-biafra Protesters In Rivers —governor Wike Warns by Jhosh(m): 12:24pm On Oct 31, 2015
WeedSeller:
u guys no dey reason with ya stupid biafRATS brains;na wetin dey pain me pass.. Do u tink porthacourt is a biafRATS state.?.#Kudos to wike abeg' ..BIafRATS only exist on internet..'
grin.
Family / Re: Share Your Sweet Childhood Experience by Jhosh(m): 12:19pm On Oct 31, 2015
WeedSeller:
I remember papa flogging me while standing in a one leg circle#All cuz i watch T.V sotey d tin hot'grin
grin
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 11:58am On Oct 31, 2015
flairlady:
Hello everyone.please,are admitted candidates able to check their admission status on the school portal yet?cos,it is still showing not admitted yet for my brother.Thanks
No;seems its when all list are released.It wll b uploaded
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 4:54pm On Oct 21, 2015
chisombenedicta:
Xo u came Awt frm ur hiding place bcuz of 2nd list angry
wink Nob my fault nan:i jz dey surprise cuz even Mr bayo fr cdl (u sabi em ?) Talk say em no sabi wen e go comot..
Romance / Re: Can You Ask Out A Girl In Your Local Dialect ? by Jhosh(m): 10:16am On Oct 21, 2015
Asking out a girl in english seems better dan dialect.."
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 10:11am On Oct 21, 2015
chisombenedicta:
Lol...not oau list
Chai ! This guy don make me spread am for predigree qroup chat say e don comot..Kon see yabbin sey why i like to dey play wit peopls feelings..grin
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 9:08am On Oct 21, 2015
LEGITLAYO:
Thanks boss
when did u check it guy? Wat tym? Ar u serious?
Politics / Re: Jonathan Commissions Armed Forces Radio Station In Abuja by Jhosh(m): 6:30pm On Oct 03, 2015
pontirock:
Were
sule
Jokes Etc / Re: Fatal Accident Along Lagos To Abuja Highway#check The Victims# by Jhosh(m): 8:32pm On Sep 18, 2015
Lmao#
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 9:31am On Sep 17, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:

Ko ga paaaa!
If you cannot approach prof,you fit approach Doctor nauh?
Chai!
If you no fit then,who u wanna approach!?
A student should be bold enough,If you can't and one couldn't make the cutoff,then such a person should be ready for no surprise when eventual list has him or her exempted!
But alas!
A more ridiculous scoter but confident student might end up having that course!
Trust me the prof and docs are surer than u think!
They need not your money but wanna show their usage of slot,never would they cast you out or shout you out ridiculously!

Tnks man;God dey..NOTED
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 11:12pm On Sep 16, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:

Sincerely am a victim on two occasions!
Broda mi!
U gotta if you stay at home,complacent about a mark below catchment or near marks from cutoff,U are on a long thing too!
Go to school,for help!
There Na normal thing!
U need not pay money them go help you,you meet lecturer and profs!
U gotta shone diffdence but approach them!
Baffles me to hear some folks claim;
"I know a cousin in Oau,a student!",
I have a sister studying in Oau!",
I know a security and receptionist in Oau"!
,I had given him or her my documents!
Abegi!
It sounds like bullshit!;
Sorry,;Na shit itself!
The koko be say make you dress responsibly,go there in person,even to the senate building,approach the lecturers,profs,confirm workers in senate;anyone!;
Not any student!!
Who the latter sabi
Abegi do not procrastinate what u do now in a few week or @large a month lest you wait for not 365.25 days but plus 4-6 more months to resumption!
Charge and take steps nowwww!

When it happened to me it was like film trick ooo!
oga o#This one strong...#Wel aside frm going to sku..# Profs wll help by givin dem ya details..#Printouts..#Dix one nob flop #
Juz reliable nd close one wey u go fit dey remind
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 10:46pm On Sep 16, 2015
imoscoayo:
the reason why i like dat schooll is dat they want people to put in more effort probably u may be given anooda course bt i bet u my brother atlast d result may be bad.
Pls if u re even 0.5 below d cut off is better u start preparing for next jamb or u apply for predegree because the probability of you been given admission is 0.2, moreover OAU wants you outstanding
Na for dem# nob me..Waitin fr pd own sha

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