Seriously this is really disgraceful.

She's trying so hard to be sexy but instead she ended up looking like an hermaphrodite.

Programming is the right terminology to refer to a person as a programmer.

While coding is the ghetto terminology to refer to a person as a coder.


SINCE NIGERIA IS A GHETTO SOCIETY, IT'S NORMAL PRACTICE THEY SAY CODING AND CODER.

tollyboy5:

do I look like someone who competing with foolishness here?

Yeah. It is your type that will fvck a woman then start to cry after you cum.

Ikebe super channel.

Hanks0000:


You think like a typical black man..

It's very obvious you are a new novice to the game and don't know how a typical Nigerian chick operates.

Don't worry, after she has blinded you with fake love and you have sold everything in your market and your house plus your family land just to satisfy her financial demands, and you go visit her in her house and you see her in bed with the guy she told you is her brother, we will be here on nairaland waiting for you when you run back here crying that you want to kill yourself because she wrecked and broke your heart.

I will just advice you maintain your lane and concentrate on building your life.


By the time she finishes with you, for you to buy pure water for your own self will be war.

tollyboy5:

What has been done and seen done can't be undone. keep being delusional you'll still see me on nairaland and nothing would happen. those that did worst now have good jobs and living fine while you give yourself false hope on story books.

Lol are you scared?

Ok we don hear.

SOWORE NOW BELIEVES HE'S NIGERIA'S MANDELA.

THIS ONE! *SHAKING MY HEAD*

HE THINKS HE'S NIGERIA'S MANDELA.

tollyboy5:

Quran is a paper I could dump anywhere so as the bible idiot! the north is a curse on the south. ordinary paper oloshi!

OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM KUNJILITIS OF THE ANUS.


I TRIPLE DARE YOU TO GO AND SH!T AND USE THE PAGES FROM YOUR BIBLE TO CLEAN THE SH!T FROM YOUR SUCKAWAY ANUS.

I DARE YOU TO USE PAGES FROM THE BIBLE TO CLEAN YOUR COLD CUM FROM YOUR WIFE'S KUKUNASE.

It's very obvious some persons were tearing the pages from the Qur'an and using it to clean their nyash after they sh!t.

A muslim definitely wouldn't do that.

They should interrogate the Christians and Atheist there.

That was how DSS arrested and interrogated me too last week when I came into 9ja.

They told me they have been receiving petition from people on nairaland that am always saying kukunase and hanging ladies on the ceiling and fvcking them tsetsefly style then shoot my hot cum in their mouth.

missjo:

Lol, you are not serious

Lol am serious. The rhema just came upon me. Am still shaking and in tears.

missjo:

https://www.nairaland.com/5443784/response-allegory-garden-edens-account

You may just be trolling but don't joke with things like this

Am not trolling joking. I received the rhema revelation on this.

Adam and Eve had sex and did not eat a physical apple.

When the serpent devil made Eve eat the apple, what he actually did was make eve suck his cuck and then play with and finger her kukunase. Therefore making her have sex with herself then with him.

When Adam came, Eve then made Adam to eat her kukunase and have sex with her.


THE SERPENT ON THE TREE WAS THE DEVIL.
THE TREE WAS THE DEVIL IN HUMAN FORM.
THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT WAS THE DEVIL'S HARD CUCK.

THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT EVE ATE WAS HAVING SEX WITH THE DEVIL.

THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT ADAM ATE WAS EATING EVE'S KUKUNASE AND HAVING SEX WITH HER.



FORBIDDEN FRUIT = CUCK + KUKUNASE + SEX.

TREE OF KNOWLEDGE = SPIRITUAL SOUL TIES OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE + HUMAN BODY ANATOMY REVELATION + GUILTY CONSCIENCE AFTER HAVING SEX + WANTING MORE SEX AFTER HAVING SEX + SHOOTING THEIR HOT CUM IN THEIR MOUTH AFTER HAVING SEX.

And then? Whats da big deal?

Even Simon Peter , the disciple of Jesus christ cut off the ear of one of the SARS officers that came to arrest Jesus at the garden of getsenamen.

Am beginning to suspect these two.

First it was them gyming together. Now he has joined Jenifa's diara. Next he will be joining her kukunase with his pr!ck.

Plus size woman like this have the best kukunase. Her kukunase will be very hot and tight and moist.

I will like to hang her on the boulder in my yard and fvck her hippopotamus style then shoot my hot cum in her mouth.

Liar. Even his anus knows he's lying.

Is your kukunase moist and warm and tight?

Will you allow me to hang you on my ceiling and fvck you tsetsefly style then shoot my hot cum in your mouth?

If your answer is yes then I will be your boyfriend.

Finish and klaar.

The South Africans must take their apology and shove it up their anus then they must shoot their hot cum in their own mouth.

Very true. That's why I always tell men to always shoot their hot cum in her mouth instead of her kukunase.

Avalon just like Hilux is coined from the english words "A" and "VAg!na" and "LONg".

How will a human being working for a bank, steal money from the bank and still remain in Nigeria?

I won't be suprised if he doesn't even have a passport, talk more of visa.

These killings are being reported as if the killers climb into the room through the window then lodge in the room.

The hotel staff know these killers. The gatemen, cleaners and all gossip association members know these killers.



If you think am talking thrash, go lodge in a hotel with a sex partner away from your territory where you not known then a month later go stand in front of the hotel with your husband/wife and children then see if the cleaners, gatemen, security, aboki, Okada rider won't recognize you and throw your gossip sexscapades in the air.

This tweeter user is very daft. Nothing suggest this is their modus operandi. What transpired is just a normal usual conversation.

So did she expect the male voice in the background to shout into the phone?


How difficult is it for police to investigate the criminals? Or was it a spirit that lodged in the hotel room that the hotel staff couldn't see them when they paid for the room?

I miss the good old days. Am in tears.

He should also purchase wheelbarrow.

Nigerians can tell lies to the extent that when the devil hears their lies, he will carry bible and start preaching.


They all claim their businesses were burnt and they lost everything. So the big question is did the south Africans also burn their savings in the bank?


Rental is paid on a monthly basis so what happened to their rent money they had gathered that they would have paid for the next month.

What of their deposit with the landlord which the landlord would be mandated to refund back to them.

Yet they claim they have nothing.

It's very obvious these Nigerians had no businesses and are telling lies.

If you live in Johannesburg you can understand what am talking about.