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Nairaland / General / Re: Name One Thing That Happened This Year, You Won't Forget by jimiphunmmy(f): 4:54pm On Dec 13, 2013
God engaged to the man of my dreams
Business / Re: Where Can I Get Plastic Containers For Liquid Soap by jimiphunmmy(f): 5:46am On Dec 08, 2013
Eesha: Its only Ojota mkt that I see them sold in quantum. Dunno the cost.


thanks a lot...God bless
Business / Where Can I Get Plastic Containers For Liquid Soap by jimiphunmmy(f): 9:41pm On Dec 07, 2013
I want to start a liquid dish washing soap next week and i dont know where to get the plastics containers for the soap packaging and the amount per dozens.....please help me out
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by jimiphunmmy(f): 12:46pm On Dec 02, 2013
Don famous: Azonto. Thats my vp becos one of his leg is short. So when walkin you can imagine.




are u telling me u were still in skul wen azonto came out?

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Fashion / Re: Should Ladies Buy Second-Hand Bras ? by jimiphunmmy(f): 4:32pm On Nov 27, 2013
Apart from being durable....2nd hand bras are more comfortable....new bras' string usually pains...weneva u are buying,make sure get 1st grade ones and cancer is nt spread through d usage of second hand bras

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Romance / Re: Why Are Young Girls Rushing To Marry Lately? by jimiphunmmy(f): 4:55pm On Nov 21, 2013
Still_stan: What's all this? girls of 19 years are getting married.. I wonder if y'all think marriage is a child's play, what's the rush all about??




which is better: to marry early and stick to one di*k,or to be going about taking diffrent di*k and spreading incurable diseases?

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Poems For Review / Re: GUNNERS FOR LIFE- Trophy---less... Yet We Are Still Gonners by jimiphunmmy(f): 1:45pm On Nov 12, 2013
Love this!
Business / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Spending Money? by jimiphunmmy(f): 8:57pm On Nov 04, 2013
Bennymontana: How many days have you ever been able to go; Without spending a dime of your own money?




3 days....cos i gat to fetch water the 3rd day
Health / Re: US Doctors Create Head For OkikiJesu Olawuyi Born Without A Skull by jimiphunmmy(f): 10:37pm On Jul 28, 2013
1ndidi2: Hmm! Gods grace little one!

Okikijesu, the name sounds powerful, please what is the meaning/translation?


IT MEANS D FAME OF JESUS
Food / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Eating Cassava Bread (Picture) by jimiphunmmy(f): 9:46pm On Jul 18, 2013
HUMANS CAN NEVA B PLEASED,IF HE EATS WHEAT BREAD,U'LL COMPLAIN,NW HE IS EATING CASSAVA BREAD,U ARE STILL COMPLAINING,U BE WITCH? MY DADDY,CARRY DEY GO JARE,DNT MIND BAD BELLES
Romance / Re: Songs That Makes You Think Of Your Ex. by jimiphunmmy(f): 11:14pm On May 18, 2013
Stupid luv by olamide
scapegoat by dbang
Science/Technology / Re: Why Do Mosquitoes Buzz In Our Ears? by jimiphunmmy(f): 10:33pm On May 18, 2013
I think they're kinda daring u to kill them,in d process, slapping urself
Fashion / Re: Mr Universe Nigeria Contestants 2013 by jimiphunmmy(f): 9:32pm On May 10, 2013
360command: African models will be good as slaves !

na ur papa and brother and all the men in ur family go gud as slaves,u gud for nothing, old fool! Bomboclah e laiye!
Celebrities / Re: Vast Of Bracket Diagnosed With Lymphoma (Cancer Of The Blood) by jimiphunmmy(f): 5:31am On May 10, 2013
topmostg: Cancer of the blood?
This guy don die..

do u hav 2 b so negatively minded? Where is ur faith? Or are u an atheist?
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Oluchi Onweagba In Secondary School by jimiphunmmy(f): 8:05am On Feb 21, 2013
I don't see her putting on any cloth in her adult stage...just pant and bra,dnt see dat as clothes
Family / Re: Pregnant Teen Wins Abortion Battle Against Parents by jimiphunmmy(f): 9:43am On Feb 20, 2013
Mad Cow: So the small ashawo f`ucked around and got pregnant, her father says abort, she says NO! Now the court is forcing him to take care of her?! WHY?!

He should kick her filthy behind out of his house jor!! angry


does having sex make u an ashawo....?...shit
Fashion / Re: Tiwa Savage Wears See-through Dress To Banky W’s Concert. by jimiphunmmy(f): 1:40pm On Feb 19, 2013
The only thing i havn't seen are her nipples,which will look like every other nipple,pointed or flat,bt i bet its flat
Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari Flaunts Sexy Bikini Body by jimiphunmmy(f): 8:50am On Feb 12, 2013
What's left 4 her husband to cherish wit her whole naked body out here
Romance / Re: What Should The Singles Do On Valentine Day? by jimiphunmmy(f): 8:20am On Feb 12, 2013
Go to work
Romance / Re: Ladies Please List Valentine Gifts You Will Love To Receive by jimiphunmmy(f): 5:32pm On Feb 07, 2013
A clipper!
Family / Re: Buried Baby Dug Out Alive In Lagos by jimiphunmmy(f): 8:03am On Jan 22, 2013
OYINBOGOJU: Some women are evil empire.
while some men agents of d devil dat makes women go crazy....at least na person giv am belle.....d woman is just stooooopid and heartless!!! y go thru d pain of delivery and giv birth in d first place? like i said,so stooooopid

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Health / Re: World's Former Fattest Man Loses An Incredible 45 Stone by jimiphunmmy(f): 9:55am On Jan 06, 2013
salmonkay: Kai this Orobo turn lepa will need do
A lot of work o. Sugbo na chop chop wan kill am.
My advice be say make him no play reach were swimming
Pool dey because before forklift truck reach na long story be that.
u just talked like a kid! Does eating make on fat? Some people just hav d tendencies of getting obese naturally,its nt by wat they eat! People who drink gaari always sef dey fat
Entertainment / Re: Why Is Every Music Video About Girls And Partying ? by jimiphunmmy(f): 12:00pm On Dec 28, 2012
Who run the world? Girls!
Fashion / Re: Actress Halima Abubakar Shines In Glamorous Photoshoot by jimiphunmmy(f): 10:14pm On Dec 24, 2012
Make-up tinz
Celebrities / Re: Denzel Washington To Visit Nigeria For Movie Shoot by jimiphunmmy(f): 9:35am On Dec 24, 2012
I really love the guy...he's a real actor
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your 2012 Christmas Wish? by jimiphunmmy(f): 3:27pm On Dec 23, 2012
To get the remaining of my house rent
Health / Re: Ladies,how Do You Dispose Your Used Sanitary Pad. by jimiphunmmy(f): 8:12pm On Dec 21, 2012
Roseey0:

U shred with ur bear hands? Pls explain more,do u flush all? Wont it block the system?

as lng as u shred into smaller pieces,and use enof water,it won't block d WC
Family / Re: The Name You Used To Store Your Mother's Phone Number? by jimiphunmmy(f): 2:49pm On Dec 20, 2012
My GoldMy GoldMy Gold
TV/Movies / Re: Amarachi Uyanne Wins Nigeria’s Got Talent [video] by jimiphunmmy(f): 7:24pm On Dec 09, 2012
bukatyne: Congrats Amara, all d best. I pray she's distracted from her studies. She's a sweet little girl.


how can u wish her to b distracted 4rm her studies? Plz,read b4 posting jooor
Politics / Re: PHCN : The Darkness Is Slowly Creeping Back by jimiphunmmy(f): 10:43pm On Oct 31, 2012
Has it (darkness) ever left?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Accuse Referee Mark Clattenburg Of Racial Slur by jimiphunmmy(f): 5:24pm On Oct 29, 2012
Y accuse d man when u as a man will prefer a fair lady to marry than a black lady? There's racism even within us here in Nigeria

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