Bof duh ammunitions en duh ppl concerned shud be left to justice.

My authoritative suggestion!

A 97% true story.

He penned down his interviews with God.



He: Please, God, I will like to ask you some
certain things.


God: You mean to interview me?


He: Yes, God, if you have the time.


God: (smiles) My time is eternity...
What are these things?


He: What surprises you most about humankind?


God: (smiles again) They get bored with
childhood,
they rush to grow up,
and then long to be children again.

They lose their health to make money,
and then lose their money to restore their
health.

They think anxiously about the future,
and forget the present,
such that they live neither in the future nor in
the present.

They live as if they will never die,
and die as though they never lived.

They think I can joke with my words, especially
when it comes to the issue of heaven and hell.
This surprises me most.

(Then, both of them were silent for a while...)

He: (looks into heaven and sees >
-extraordinary beautiful flowers smiling and
waving at him, yet without faces or hands,

-some trees with fruits walking around, yet
without legs,

-birds singing the soprano, alto, tenure and bass
with his name, in a never-heard-before
wonderful harmony,

-some familiar and unfamiliar people hovering
around without wings,

-lions, sheep, dogs, tigers, fowls, and many
other animals playing football, tennis,
basketball, and many other sports in a manner
no film trick can ever handle, while other
animals and people are fans,

-an unending wide room with uncountable sets
of all human parts for those that loss any of their
body part on earth like the heart, womb, kidney,
leg, eye, etc,

-another room with many small bottles which
contain liquids [then, an angel whispers that the
liquids are human tears, that God does not joke
with them, especially when they cry to him in
prayers],

-many different uncountable indescribable
wonderfully joyful events and places in heaven,
which only the sight of it can cure the most
incurable but deadly disease on earth,

-etc.


God: (clears His throat to call the interviewer's
attention).


He: (ignores God, kneels down and earnestly
desires what he saw).


God: Am still listening, son of man.


He: Ok. Eehmm..., please God, why do you have
all the powers to change everything, and you
said you love human beings so much, yet, they
are suffering terribly on earth despite their
prayers?


God: Let them come out of their sins and pray to
me in patience. If they patiently do, every other
suffering is my holy cross for them. These
crosses are to test them, so that they will be
strong, and... join those people in there (points
into heaven).


He: (a deep breath, then silence for a while...)
Ok. God, is there any set of people that You love
so much, or that are so important to you on
earth?


God: (points at a group of four that is murdering
a catholic priest on earth in one of the West
African countries) Even the greatest sinners are
my beloved, until they die unrepented.


(long pause while gazing into the earth...)
... but, I am well pleased with the pure hearted,
who pray always for the repentance of sinners.

Also, am delighted with virgins, then, non-virgins
who have decisively turned to me like my Mary
Magdalene did.


He: (long silence and gazing into God's direction)
Ok, thank you God.
Ehm, ... as a parent, what life lesson would you
like your children to learn?


God: Let them learn:
that they cannot make anyone love them,
all they can do is let themselves be loved.

that it’s not good to compare themselves with
another.

to forgive, by practicing forgiveness.

that it only takes a few seconds to open
profound wounds in those they love,
and it can take many years to heal them.

that a rich person is not one who has the most,
but, one who needs the least.

that there are people who love them dearly,
but simply do not know how to express their
feelings.

that two people can look at the same thing and
see it differently.

that it’s not enough that they forgive one
another,
but, they must also forgive themselves.


He: (silent for a while)... Ok. Do you have
anything to say about Satan concerning
humankind?


God: Lucifer has 3 major strategies he uses to
pull many into hell fire;

1. he makes them believe that their sins are too
much for me to forgive,

2. he makes them to forget death and keep
procrastinating their repentance,

3. he sets more traps of sins for them to delay
my blessing upon them, then, he gives them his
own soul-destroying blessing.

Then, they should;
-beware of those who perform miracles,
-beware of worldly music,
-beware of sexually exposed views.

These things have great influence over their
lives.


He: Ok. (quiet for some moment) Alright. Please,
what would I tell them about End Time?


God: (Long silence) Nothing. They know it all.
(tears drop).


He: (stares at God with frown, then looks into
the earth)
Tha..., thanks... for your..., for your time, God.
Thanks.


(Long silent)


He: (widens eyes and swallows saliva)
Then, is there anything else you'd like your
children to know?


God: (clears throat) Just know that am here, ...
(Emphatically, God draws nearer and adds)


"A l w a y s."


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Life is more spiritual than physical.
...
You wrote nothing in d exam, den the lecturer
designed ur empty answer script with 9 question
marks (?);
while recording the exams scores, the question
marks resembled "7" to the lecturer, and you
scored 63 (ie 7*9).
Reason: Your spirit is working.
Your boss didn't pay you and you were very
angry;
that day, some high-killers were waiting for your
boss to pay you so that they will rub and shoot
you to death.
Your spirit is there.
Nobody else has ordinary 10 Naira sugar in up to
9 shops;
You didn't know what's going on in your health,
you would have died if you had taken more 3
cubes of sugar.
Your spirit protects.
He made all his papers with exam malpractice;
he went to pass the final paper of the final year
of the final semester, a foreign material (expo)
fell off from his script in front of a merciless
lecturer - whaaat! Expulsion!
Spiritual judgment.
Woke up and saw light everywhere except in
your street. "Oh God! This foolish NEPA should
go and work on this light. Mtchew";
Junior has been playing with a naked wire, even,
he tied one around his neck, so the whole street
has to wait for daddy to remove the wire before
they must have light.
Junior's spirit.
Because I couldn't find my ordinary 3, 800 Naira
shoes, that's why I missed my flight of 85, 000
Naira;
they left by 6 am and the plane crashed at 7:04
am ...
Spirituality.
Ann's fiancé left her because she refused him
pre-marital sex;
the fiancé and the new fiancée turned aids
victims, even, the guy involved has died.
Spirit.
The car tumbled 5 times, 4 guys in the car
instantly croaked, den a baby crawled out of the
squeezed car;
the baby was arranged for ritual.
Spiritual protection.
Things are more spiritual than physical, I learnt
it at ma early age.


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Alfa Seltzer: He was violent
He was poor
He had poor grasp of science
His ancestor, Rahab, was a harlot.
He couldn't get a wife
He liked being surrounded by men
He loved wine a lot
He died like a thief
He died with thieves

Am afraid, u have to knw dah doz words shouldn't be for ur fellow human. How much more Jesus Himself.

Do u really wana be responsible for wah u said about him?

emk4lif: Hehe...I won't say nada to avoid being banned...praise white jesus....@alfa seltzer has given a more concise and accurate profile of him

Just checking ma head.

...
...

The Man ====> JESUS CHRIST is:

The Alpha and the Omega - that is the beginning and the End.
The Adoni - ie the living God.
The El-Shaddai - ie the mighty God.
The Elohim - ie God the creator.
The El-Elyon - ie God the Most High.
The El-Roi – ie God who sees our feelings.
The El-Ronai,
The El-Olam,
The El-Roi...



He is Emmanuel – meaning "God is With Us."
The Jehova Shalom - God of peace.
The Jehova Nissi - Lord our Banner.
The Jehova Jire - God the Provider.
The Jehova Mikadishki - The Lord that
Sanctifies.
Jehovah Sabaoth - The Lord of Hosts.
The Jehova Shama,
The Jehova Tsidkenu,
The Jehova Rapha,
The Jehova Rohi,
The Jehova ...



He is the king of righteouesness, which means the just king.
The king of ages, which means the everlasting king.
The king of heaven, which means the divine king.
The King of the Jews - which means the risen king.
The king of Israelis, which means the national king.
The king of glory, which means the majestic king.
The king of the universe, which means the king of the creation.
The king of ...



No microscope can trace out His part.
No telescope can bring in His visibility.
No technology can construct His miracles.
No philosophy can challenge His logic,
No biology, nor psychology, nor anatomy, nor anthropology, nor antilogy, nor audiology, nor cosmology, nor ..., can understand Him!



There is no means of measurement that can
define His limitless love,
nor His enormous care,
nor His overwhelming protection,
nor His infinite enlightenment,
nor His accurate revelation,
nor His surprising forgiveness,
nor His ...



He is enduringly strong,
He is entirely sincere,
He is eternally steadfast,
He is immortally graceful,
He is imperially powerful,
He is impartially merciful,
He is impossibly sinful,
He is, he is, he is, ...



His beauty is unparallel,
His figure is unprecedented,
His glandure is peerless,
His person is second to none,
His name is JESUS,
The lion of the tribe of Judaea,
The jubilatan rock of Ebenezer,
The Saviour of sinners,
The mentor of the saints,
The strength of the angels,
The terror of demons,
...



If demons mistakenly encounter Him,
Satan blames these demons,
Human pity the demons,
And Angels laugh at the unfortunate demons.



In His dictionary,
There is no barrenness,
Poverty is carefully omitted,
There is no fear,
Sorrow is simply missing,
There is no worries,
Failure is plainly deleted,
There is no sickness, and,
Death is finally erased!



What else can I say! Eeeeeh! I mean what else can I say!



Lord,
When I imagine you, I become overwhelmingly overwhelmed,

When I see you, I behold splendid splendor,

When I hear you, I appear motionlessly motionless,

When I taste you, I grow peacefully peaceful,

When I ponder on you, I enter into a state of consciousless consciouslessness, speechless speechlessness, thoughtless thoughtlessness, and endless endlessness.



Am talking about Jesus Christ.
He is the fundamental doctrine of true theology,
He is the core of spiritual religion,
He is the prerequisite idea in literature,
He is the highest personality in philosophy,
He is the only one that can use anyone or anything or anywhere at anytime in anyplace by anyway for any of His wills.



He supplies strength to the weak,
He is available for the trials,
He sympathizes and He saves,
He guards and He guides,
He heals the sick,
He cleans the lepros,
He forgives trespassers,
He discharges debtors,
He delivers the captives,
He defends the feeble,
He blesses the young,
He serves the unfortunate,
He regards the aged,
He reward the diligent,
He beautifies the meek,
He raise the dead,
He rescues the souls,
And He ... He does them all.



Do you know that;
He is the key of knowledge,
He is the wellspring of wisdom,
He is the doorway of deliverance,
He is the partway of holiness,
He is the sideway of enlightenment.
He is the broadway of peace,
He is the highway of righteousness,
He is the gateway of glory,
He is the expressway of heaven,
His mother (Mary) is the apiamway of God!



This Man is the centerpiece of civilization.

The science and technology is still on the assignment on how He walked on the ocean with just sandals.

The architects are still cracking brains on how to build that pillars of water in the ocean He built with just Moses' staff.

The doctors are still on the experiment on how He revived the 4-day-old-dead-decaying Lazarus back to life.

The economists have not yet gotten the fact-finding on how He fed over 5000 people with just 5 loaves and 2 fishes remaining 12 baskets.

The wine-makers and the vintners have not yet known how to make the best of wines from ordinary water (mmiri idei).

No weather computer yet has the ability to get the analysis on how He paralyzed the powers of raging sea waves.



He is the master of the mighty,
He is the captain of the generals,
He is the rabbi of teachers,
He is the head of heroes,
He is the leader of the legislators,
He is the overseer of the over...,
He is the governor of the governors,
He is the Servant of servants, Priest of priests, Prince of princes, King of kings, Lord of lords, and WHO or who's.



His medication is free,
His cure is sure,
His word is enough,
His grace is sufficient,
His goodness is boundless,
His mercy is eternal,
His love is perfect,
His reign is magnificent,
His yolk is easy, and,
His burden is light.



Oh ma Jesus!

I wish I could describe HIM for you,
mana, Ọ dị indescribable.

Oya, explain Him. He is unexplainable.

Ok, express Him. He is inexpressible.

Then, define Him. He is undefinable.

He is incomprehensible,
He is invisible,
He is irresistible,
He is impeccable,
He is indomitable,
He is irrepressible,
He is indefatigable,
He is insurmountable,
He is in...!



The Romans can't explain Him. So how can I?
You can't get Him out of your mind.
You can't get Him out of your way.
You can't outlive Him,
You can't live without Him,...



Imagine, imagine;

Pharisees couldn't stop Him, that's why they sent Him to Pilate.

Pilate couldn't find any fault in Him, that's when he stared at the witnesses for His faults.

The witnesses couldn't get any testimony against Him, that's why they dragged Him to Harold.

Harold couldn't kill Him, that's when he used the heaviest cross.

The cross couldn't crush Him, that's why He carried it to Calvary.

The Calvary death couldn't destroy Him, that's when He lodged in the grave.

Almost 2 days, the grave couldn't recognize His presence, then He had to shatter the grave into pieces on the 3rd day.

Days latter, the gravitational force heard of His ascension into heaven, instead of applying force of gravity against Him, it applied force of anti-gravity for His smooth ascension into heaven.


...

...

...


Sorry to say this: it is the smallest part, of the smallest part, of the smallest part of the smallest part, of the smallest part of the smallest finger nail of Jesus that I have been trying to explain.


Then, the question is;

In your own words,
what manner of man is Jesus?

we r progressing. Our suffering en smiling has ascended into suffering en dancing.

Kessythegeek: She needs Jesus

Dahs all. And, if she persists noh going to Him, anoda story might pop up again.

homesteady: Okay! So what should we do with the picture!

Am waiting for them to answer. Mtcheeeeet!

As if the dog abi the Ini Edo picture go give us money.

Nonsense.

Next!

U guys just need one tin; to believe in the existence of God, and to believe in the existence of Satan.

Do not forget that its the people u r trying to emulate that acted The Passion of Jesus Christ and series of them.

Do not forget that the bible is there, and, always there.[color=#006600][/color]

Eze nnaemeka: This is freaking suprising. Hope the prophecy isn't true.

Is it the prophecy of Precious Blood of Jesus Christ?

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God's protection on duh innocents oooooo.

Buh dis is just buh:

Boko 70
JTF. 1

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Goodluck Jonathan self. Mtcheeew. Na him cause dis tin. Why im go stay for dat seat dey watch dah ball im go hit d boy.

...Hahahahaaaaaaaa.

My President no mind dem ooooo.