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Politics / Re: Even PHCN Uses Generator! by jkpretty(f): 9:45am On Jul 21, 2008
U go to their office to complain that your area hasn't got power for some time and they tell u " We ma sef, dey use gen" Like its no big deal.
Family / Re: My Friends Son Is Turning Into A Lion by jkpretty(f): 9:20am On Jul 21, 2008
u don't use force on wild children, u talk to them. Words sink in better.
Family / Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things by jkpretty(f): 9:17am On Jul 21, 2008
Funny . . .

How about as kids, thinking all tea spoons grew up as table spoons, then into serving spoons. . .lol.

When i was a kid My mum asked me to bring a tea spoon from the kitchen for her tea, i went & brought a table spoon. she went mad that " u this kids, u've thrown away all the tea spoons in the house, i keep buying & replacing yet u throw them all about, didn't u see any teaspoon there?" Now i don't remember if i actually saw any teaspoon but all i had in my silly head was "What's mum talking about didn't all the tea spoons grow up?". embarassed

How about we looking at our old clothes then and we say. "this top is now smaller" laughing that the clothes we once wore has ridiculously grown smaller.
Religion / Re: Adeboye Shops For $20m Jet by jkpretty(f): 5:13pm On Jul 18, 2008
Still breaking ur necks over this issue? He is gonna buy the jet grin

Die if u would die, cheesy if that's what GO needs, u can't stop him. tongue cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Girlfrend Is The Finest In Nigeria So Far by jkpretty(f): 4:49pm On Jul 18, 2008
Like hell we know cheesy
Romance / Re: Typical Female And Male Minds(pics) by jkpretty(f): 3:40pm On Jul 18, 2008
Na una sabi, but looks like the female brain is lots better tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Who Comes First, Money Or Marriage ? by jkpretty(f): 3:34pm On Jul 18, 2008
Owooooooooooooooooo, Egooooooooooooooooooooooo, Kudiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Pepperrrrrrrrr. Before wink wink
Romance / Re: My Girl Is Wedding! by jkpretty(f): 3:23pm On Jul 18, 2008
olise_007:

My guy, forget her and sleep well, [b]if u really love her and she knew u did [/b]and still pulled that stunt, then it's not worth sacrificing a second of sleep worrying, If she bleeps up, go find someone better. There are always better,


If u really loved her & she knew u did & u treated her well, u have nothing to worry about.

Women don't just walk away to other men, there has to be some strong reason.
Romance / Re: I Need Advice by jkpretty(f): 3:11pm On Jul 18, 2008
KarmaMod:

What exactly is the problem?

Exactly, i don't get the point,

@ Topic is it that, u can't stay without sex, or u can't date a virgin or u don't want to get married or u can't date someone a yr older than u It just has to be one of these. undecided
Romance / Re: Shockin!she Asked Me To Join D Queue Wit Oda Guys. by jkpretty(f): 3:05pm On Jul 18, 2008
Hmmmn! i like the girl sha, If she saw what she wanted in u, she wouldn't ask u to join the queue. undecided
Romance / Re: Marriage Is About Being Lucky by jkpretty(f): 2:54pm On Jul 18, 2008
U are only lucky when u marry the right person.
Religion / Re: Adeboye Shops For $20m Jet by jkpretty(f): 10:00am On Jul 18, 2008
So what if GO buys a jet? If u like break your necks on this issue. There's nothing u are going to do about it.

GO not buying a jet does not stop the poor from dying and it doesn't stop the rich getting richer & poor poorer. That's even if the aligation is true.
Celebrities / Re: Angelina Delivers! by jkpretty(f): 9:56am On Jul 18, 2008
God bless them
Celebrities / Re: 9ice & Toni Payne Got Married 2day? by jkpretty(f): 9:39am On Jul 18, 2008
That pic doesn't do 9ice justice. embarassed So he got married? cry cry cry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bank Phb Is Calling by jkpretty(f): 3:05pm On Jul 17, 2008
was called for test, mine is 26/7/2008 @Unilag.
Romance / Re: Should We Leave Our Men If They Are Cheating? by jkpretty(f): 2:08pm On Jul 17, 2008
@Jp philip
Word! A well articulated reply. smiley
Culture / Re: Yoruba's And Fish Head by jkpretty(f): 12:50pm On Jul 17, 2008
The last time i watched a chicken killed, i didn't eat out of it. Don't know what happened cos i have been eaten them b4, last time i watched a cat fish killed too i cldn't eat it too . . .don't know what's happening with me. I'm i getting emotional about animals undecided

Now i prefer frozen chicken . . .like , "i don't know when u were killed, so i'll just eat away"

@ Topic
Why shld u attached Yoruba men with Ori-eja

My mum is so in love with Ori-eja that she didn't give the rest of us the opportunity to share acquittance. So i know my brothers are not passionate about it.
Education / Re: Unilag vs OAU-Ife vs UI? by jkpretty(f): 12:35pm On Jul 17, 2008
If u like argue from today till tomorrow . . .

There are only two schools . . . UI & others cool
Religion / Re: The Grail Message by jkpretty(f): 11:45am On Jul 17, 2008
My Dayz . . .grail message on Nairaland? shocked shocked, My Lord God, i never knew people believed in this occultic groupgosh!

Please Why do u have to die the day your husband or wife dies? Like u are join together from heaven? na wa o
Politics / Re: Yesterday's Sun Girl by jkpretty(f): 11:12am On Jul 17, 2008
Ewwwww! . . .big up, small down . . . Lion shape!
Travel / Re: Third Mainland Bridge To Be Shut For Two Months by jkpretty(f): 11:05am On Jul 17, 2008
Its one thing or the other in Lagos. undecided

They had be not use cheap stakes for reconstruction.
Family / Re: Why Mother Hate Her Daughter by jkpretty(f): 10:49am On Jul 17, 2008
U peeps crucifying the poster, what if she's a Nigerian that grew up in a French/German country or any other country that speak languages other than English.

Must English be well spoken by everybody. From the way she has written it's obvious that she's learning English and didn't grow up speaking it.

@Poster
Find one of ur relatives that loves u to stay with, till u are able to stand on ur own.
Romance / Re: Behind Every Successful Man, There Are Women Lurking In The Wings To Chop You by jkpretty(f): 9:30am On Jul 17, 2008
hmmmmn!
Romance / Re: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by jkpretty(f): 4:52pm On Jul 16, 2008
Chat2MeBac:

@topic
They were born MALES, having the physical attributes etc, HOWEVER, ONLY a very few( can count them on my "12" fingers) will EVER be called MEN, Characteristic wise,

yeah true. wink


@Topic
All boys will grow older but few boys will be men.
Celebrities / Re: Mary J In Nigeria by jkpretty(f): 3:41pm On Jul 16, 2008
@all
The point is, not that there is anything wrong in drinking bottled water. Most people do. Drink water as it appeals to u, whether Tap, spring, river, ocean or well. . . we don't care just get it treated.

But fact that this londoner of a person now makes it like a big deal to drink bottled water & mentioning class with it and the other rubbish he said about Nigeria is the annoying thing. People who shout about themselves are usually NOTHING!!!
Celebrities / Re: Mary J In Nigeria by jkpretty(f): 3:32pm On Jul 16, 2008
By Londoner
@ Jkpretty, are you finished yet?

There really must be something in the water, its making you unstable, lol

Disagree if you like, but at least act like you have some class dear.

Act like i have some class? like gloating over some bottled water, all in the name of class Now i know where u belong. Agbero feeling funky grin
Celebrities / Re: Mary J In Nigeria by jkpretty(f): 3:23pm On Jul 16, 2008
Ohhh Sharrrrrrrrrraap u this londoner wan na be!

So u still continued ranting away, carrying ur feeding bottle up & down. If u said u were used to drinking bottled water and as a result don't try to check on tap water its would have been a different case. . . thinking it upgrades status is a low thinking my dear, if not i wonder why u had to lay emphases by repeating "i drink bottled water in Nigeria" 3 times b4 my initial reply. Duh! like i said the likes of u irritate, downgrading ur country simply because u managed to get away to Ghana. tongue

Go & sit down jor, u are singing off key notes . . . and it sounds ugly to the ears. cool
Celebrities / Re: Van Vicker Vs. Wenthworth Miller by jkpretty(f): 12:19pm On Jul 16, 2008
Wenthworth Miller is to die for. cool My cutie

What a comparison Van vicker koo
Celebrities / Re: Alibaba And His Family(pics) by jkpretty(f): 10:43am On Jul 16, 2008
Nice pictures, only wondering if its that woman that had those kids shocked shocked & still that fineeee cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Mary J In Nigeria by jkpretty(f): 9:53am On Jul 16, 2008
OHHHHHHH londonder or what ever the shit u call your name, would u please shut the F uck up!!!

What's all this your lamentations and songs of Solomon about u not using tap water but bottled water, Like who cares & what diseases are u all about that u don't have already.

Now that u make us believe u are not in Nigeria, where the hell are u, heaven undecided that u so feel that its so much like paradise and can't stand a chance of any ailment. . .

Gosh. . . how i hate this likes on Nairaland, making an awareness of their cheapness. angry
Romance / Re: Topics To Discuss While Talking To A Girl by jkpretty(f): 9:18am On Jul 16, 2008
davidif:

@poster
For real, there is this extremely cute akata chick i really like, i've tried speaking to her but there is nothing to talk to her about, we have absolutely nothing in common, the first time i met her she was a frosh, so i asked her the usual where she was from after that there was nothing to talk about, but i made a dumb mistake in not asking her if she wanted to hang out, i guess at the time i was only concerned that she didn't have double D's. Now everytime i meet her we just say hello and even though i try to think of something to say to her there is absolutely nothing to say, what a shame because i really liked her and she is the only cute akata kid in the school, i don't find the rest hot.

If u have a low IQ and ur intending girlfriend also has a low IQ What do u expect, a miracle undecided

I know many pretty girls that are all dat, but don't have reasonable boyfriends, cos they lack what it takes to keep one. . . gosh! embarassed

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