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U go to their office to complain that your area hasn't got power for some time and they tell u " We ma sef, dey use gen" Like its no big deal. |
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u don't use force on wild children, u talk to them. Words sink in better. |
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Funny . . . How about as kids, thinking all tea spoons grew up as table spoons, then into serving spoons. . .lol. When i was a kid My mum asked me to bring a tea spoon from the kitchen for her tea, i went & brought a table spoon. she went mad that " u this kids, u've thrown away all the tea spoons in the house, i keep buying & replacing yet u throw them all about, didn't u see any teaspoon there?" Now i don't remember if i actually saw any teaspoon but all i had in my silly head was "What's mum talking about didn't all the tea spoons grow up?". ![]() How about we looking at our old clothes then and we say. "this top is now smaller" laughing that the clothes we once wore has ridiculously grown smaller. |
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Still breaking ur necks over this issue? He is gonna buy the jet ![]() Die if u would die, ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Like hell we know ![]() |
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Na una sabi, but looks like the female brain is lots better ![]() ![]() |
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Owooooooooooooooooo, Egooooooooooooooooooooooo, Kudiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Pepperrrrrrrrr. Before ![]() ![]() |
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olise_007: If u really loved her & she knew u did & u treated her well, u have nothing to worry about. Women don't just walk away to other men, there has to be some strong reason. |
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KarmaMod: Exactly, i don't get the point, @ Topic is it that, u can't stay without sex, or u can't date a virgin or u don't want to get married or u can't date someone a yr older than u ![]() ![]() |
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Hmmmn! i like the girl sha, If she saw what she wanted in u, she wouldn't ask u to join the queue. ![]() |
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U are only lucky when u marry the right person. |
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So what if GO buys a jet? If u like break your necks on this issue. There's nothing u are going to do about it. GO not buying a jet does not stop the poor from dying and it doesn't stop the rich getting richer & poor poorer. That's even if the aligation is true. |
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God bless them |
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That pic doesn't do 9ice justice. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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was called for test, mine is 26/7/2008 @Unilag. |
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@Jp philip Word! A well articulated reply. ![]() |
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The last time i watched a chicken killed, i didn't eat out of it. Don't know what happened cos i have been eaten them b4, last time i watched a cat fish killed too i cldn't eat it too . . .don't know what's happening with me. I'm i getting emotional about animals ![]() Now i prefer frozen chicken . . .like , "i don't know when u were killed, so i'll just eat away" @ Topic Why shld u attached Yoruba men with Ori-eja ![]() My mum is so in love with Ori-eja that she didn't give the rest of us the opportunity to share acquittance. So i know my brothers are not passionate about it. |
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If u like argue from today till tomorrow . . . There are only two schools . . . UI & others ![]() |
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My Dayz . . .grail message on Nairaland? ![]() ![]() Please Why do u have to die the day your husband or wife dies? Like u are join together from heaven? na wa o |
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Ewwwww! . . .big up, small down . . . Lion shape! |
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Its one thing or the other in Lagos. ![]() They had be not use cheap stakes for reconstruction. |
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U peeps crucifying the poster, what if she's a Nigerian that grew up in a French/German country or any other country that speak languages other than English. Must English be well spoken by everybody. ![]() @Poster Find one of ur relatives that loves u to stay with, till u are able to stand on ur own. |
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hmmmmn! |
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Chat2MeBac: yeah true. ![]() @Topic All boys will grow older but few boys will be men. |
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@all The point is, not that there is anything wrong in drinking bottled water. Most people do. Drink water as it appeals to u, whether Tap, spring, river, ocean or well. . . we don't care just get it treated. But fact that this londoner of a person now makes it like a big deal to drink bottled water & mentioning class with it and the other rubbish he said about Nigeria is the annoying thing. People who shout about themselves are usually NOTHING!!! |
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By Londoner @ Jkpretty, are you finished yet? Act like i have some class? like gloating over some bottled water, all in the name of class ![]() ![]() |
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Ohhh Sharrrrrrrrrraap u this londoner wan na be! So u still continued ranting away, carrying ur feeding bottle up & down. If u said u were used to drinking bottled water and as a result don't try to check on tap water its would have been a different case. . . thinking it upgrades status is a low thinking my dear, if not i wonder why u had to lay emphases by repeating "i drink bottled water in Nigeria" 3 times b4 my initial reply. Duh! like i said the likes of u irritate, downgrading ur country simply because u managed to get away to Ghana. ![]() Go & sit down jor, u are singing off key notes . . . and it sounds ugly to the ears. ![]() |
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Wenthworth Miller is to die for. ![]() What a comparison ![]() |
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Nice pictures, only wondering if its that woman that had those kids ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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OHHHHHHH londonder or what ever the shit u call your name, would u please shut the F uck up!!! What's all this your lamentations and songs of Solomon about u not using tap water but bottled water, Like who cares ![]() Now that u make us believe u are not in Nigeria, where the hell are u, heaven ![]() ![]() Gosh. . . how i hate this likes on Nairaland, making an awareness of their cheapness. ![]() |
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davidif: If u have a low IQ and ur intending girlfriend also has a low IQ What do u expect, a miracle ![]() ![]() I know many pretty girls that are all dat, but don't have reasonable boyfriends, cos they lack what it takes to keep one. . . gosh! ![]() |
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