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Phones / Re: What The Hell Is MTN PayGo? by jobejobe(m): 9:24pm On Jan 23, 2011
@trae_z u must be a fool for writing this, Please don’t display your ignorance by abusing MTN. read more about the new plans here: http://www.mtnonline.com/index.php/paygo.html and http://www.mtnonline.com/index.php/talkon.html
And be informed that MTN is not a charity organization but a business which has salaries to be paid that feed the parents/guardians of some of you in one way or the other. None the less MTN remains committed to total customer satisfaction.



no one said MTN shdnt change der tarrif and encourage pple to migrate, but why forcefully migrate pple without even informing us, its pple like u who sell der left testicle for money. maybe der r feeding ur broke backside, dats ur fu.ckin problem, and like u said MTN Isnt a charitable NGO, but they arent committed to our satifaction rather dey r to der banks,
Romance / Re: 4 Da Ladies,if Ur Boy Friend Slaps U Whats Ur Best Reaction? by jobejobe(m): 9:14pm On Sep 30, 2010
[color=#006600]Guy, lets be candid, u don't make best decisions when u r mad as u can see grin grin grin grin grin deed has been done. she was also wrong hitting u back but every sharp lady would do dat shocked shocked shocked tongue tongue. when ur mind cools down, try and talk to her, let her know how sorry u are and truthfully apologize to her, Ladies are created by God to be good listeners, if she is sensible, she will hear you out unless ders some underground sludge u dont wanna mention. wat most men don't understand is dat ladies will call u names and do things dat will make u go gaga and want to snuff life out of them but if u ignore a lady doing dat to u, it pains dem more dan you hitting them, trust me, I've been a victim and I've learnt my lessons, may God guide us all. cool[/color]
Romance / Re: What Physical Features Turn You Off In Men? by jobejobe(m): 9:01pm On Sep 30, 2010
Ladies, haba, .all those features, i know u must at one time or the other been rammed by guyz with those features, dont lie grin grin grin. any way, wat features attract? tongue tongue i dont want to see tall, dark, slim, cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out by jobejobe(m): 10:34pm On Sep 28, 2010
A teenage boy had  just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as  to when they could discuss his use of the car. 
His father said he'd  make a deal with his son:  'You bring your grades up from a C to  a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.  Then we'll talk about the car.' 
The boy thought about  that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed  on it. 
After about  six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up  and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm  disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.
The boy said, 'You  know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my  studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist  had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even  strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

To this his father  replied, '
Did you also notice they walked everywhere they went?'


http://www.jokesvillage..com/
Romance / Re: Music You Love To Play When Making Love by jobejobe(m): 10:02pm On Sep 28, 2010
Listen to any Ghana song while doin it, it give u d rhythm, flow with it, V I P, Tinny etc grin
Romance / Re: Jehovah Witness by jobejobe(m): 11:23pm On Sep 26, 2010
there's a lot of discrimination dis dayz among 'CULTS/RELIGIOUS GROUPS' if dey love each other, let them proceed and God would bless dem. America25, do u know d history of Jewy? a story bout a set of gentlemen in Brooklyn setting it up and telling u guys aw to live ur lives.watever they feel is right is wat they impose on u, nothing bad will happen to anyone who happens to marry outside ur meetings, d God I serve through his son Jesus isn't a mean God, he is an ALL merciful father, slow to anger, maybe dats not in ur version of bible, but its in mine, cool

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Romance / Re: How To Go About Dealing With A Girlfriend Who Is Insanely Jealous: by jobejobe(m): 9:12pm On Sep 26, 2010
grin guy, am not blaming you, cos i would do same thing. do i pokenose into watever she says wiv her male friends? if its no, then she has no rite to be included in d conversation, make she go meet her mama wey no teach am well. mchewwwwww tongue

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