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Autos / Re: Mercedes-benz (S430) For Sale by joeBishops: 1:13pm On Dec 15, 2023
radiolover:


Good morning Sir, please I sent you mail days ago. Do check your mail box and reply. Thanks.
My brother, how are thing? So sorry that I am just responding. I have been away for a while. Now I am back
Religion / Why Does The Al-quran Say That Jesus Died, Resurrected And Ascended To Heaven? by joeBishops: 10:47am On Dec 15, 2023
One of the major theological differences between Christianity and Islam is the death of Jesus.
-The death of Jesus and His resurrection are crucial to the Christian faith.
-That Jesus died is a single fact that is well established in history. Both christian and non-Christian historians from the first century affirmed this.
-However, Islamic scholars denied this, even though Islam came 600 years after the eye-witnesses accounts and 1st century historians.
-The critical evaluation of the two common verses in the Quran upon which Islamic position is based, we find that most Islamic scholars are wrong.
1. Surah Al-Nisa Qur'an Chapter 4:157
The Arabic says " وَقَوْلِهِمْ إِنَّا قَتَلْنَا ٱلْمَسِيحَ عِيسَى ٱبْنَ مَرْيَمَ رَسُولَ ٱللَّهِ وَمَا قَتَلُوهُ وَمَا صَلَبُوهُ وَلَـٰكِن شُبِّهَ لَهُمْ ۚ وَإِنَّ ٱلَّذِينَ ٱخْتَلَفُوا۟ فِيهِ لَفِى شَكٍّۢ مِّنْهُ ۚ مَا لَهُم بِهِۦ مِنْ عِلْمٍ إِلَّا ٱتِّبَاعَ ٱلظَّنِّ ۚ وَمَا قَتَلُوهُ يَقِينًۢا ١٥٧"
The TRANSLITERATION is as follows; " And their saying, “Indeed, We killed the Messiah, Jesus, the son of Mary, the Messenger of God.” But they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him, but it was made to appear to them. And indeed, those who differ ۟ There is no doubt about it. They have no knowledge of it except following suspicion. And they did not kill him with certainty"


If we look at the various English translations online and even the renditions in English, we will see people are being misled into believing that Jesus was not killed and someone was killed in His place.
An English Translation by Sahih International
" And [for] their saying, "Indeed, we have killed the Messiah, Jesus, the son of Mary, the messenger of Allah ." And they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him; but [another] was made to resemble him to them. And indeed, those who differ over it are in doubt about it. They have no knowledge of it except the following of assumption. And they did not kill him, for certain."

Notice how it says another was made to appear like him. That is the substitution theory, however, the Arabic version does not say that. The Arabic only said the Jews and the Romans did not succeed in exterminating Him and there is no mention of a replacement.

Why would Allah commit an injustice to an unnamed man to be killed instead of Jesus?

Many Islamic scholars are now coming out to disprove the substitution theory and reeducate Islamic community e.g. Sheikh Imran Hossein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU8XbldeqYA?si=BiN3FrPnSwhl7i8Q
and Shabbir Ally:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHK_-WpVZM0?si=iYD8KWtscNpNPxul

The second popular verse is Ayah Al-Imran 3:55
Let's see what the English translation says from Sahih International
"[Mention] when Allāh said, "O Jesus, indeed I will take you and raise you to Myself and purify [i.e., free] you from those who disbelieve and make those who follow you [in submission to Allāh alone] superior to those who disbelieve until the Day of Resurrection. Then to Me is your return, and I will judge between you concerning that in which you used to differ."
— Saheeh International

Notice the phrase "take you" which makes it seems that Jesus was raised bodily to heaven without tasting death.

Now let's look at the Original Arabic of the verse
"إِذْ قَالَ ٱللَّهُ يَـٰعِيسَىٰٓ إِنِّى مُتَوَفِّيكَ وَرَافِعُكَ إِلَىَّ وَمُطَهِّرُكَ مِنَ ٱلَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا۟ وَجَاعِلُ ٱلَّذِينَ ٱتَّبَعُوكَ فَوْقَ ٱلَّذِينَ كَفَرُوٓا۟ إِلَىٰ يَوْمِ ٱلْقِيَـٰمَةِ ۖ ثُمَّ إِلَىَّ مَرْجِعُكُمْ فَأَحْكُمُ بَيْنَكُمْ فِيمَا كُنتُمْ فِيهِ تَخْتَلِفُونَ ٥٥"

And the transliteration...
" When God said, “Jesus, I will cause you to die, and I will raise you to Me, and I will purify you from those who disbelieved, and I will place those who followed you above those who disbelieved.” And until the Day of Resurrection. Then to Me is your return, and I will judge between you concerning what you differed about."

Notice that the phrase "take you" has been used to replace "cause you to die" in the original Arabic.

One question is why do Islamic scholars and teachers change the words of Allah to suit their agenda and mislead people?

Billions of people that do not understand Arabic have been brainwashed since Quran was originally revealed in Arabic.

In conclusion, I have attempted to close some theological gaps between Christianity and Islam by showing how Qur'an revealed that Jesus died, resurrected and ascended into heaven. The key question that muslims should be asking is "why did Jesus die?" If Christians and Muslims come to understanding, the amount of conflicts between them will be minimised.
Thank you.
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask them in the comment section.
Politics / Re: Soro Soke: EndSARS Protesters Launch Online Radio by joeBishops: 3:12am On Oct 19, 2020
LibertyRep:
Who wouldn't be impressed?

Nigeria can be great again.

The youth aren't lazy after all.

Meanwhile, I tried accessing https://s4.radio.co/s99d55c85b/listen.

It says 'the file you requested could not be found'
Copy the link without the full stop into your browser and try again.
https://s4.radio.co/s99d55c85b/listen
Agriculture / Re: FG To Kill Pests In 12 Northern States With N13bn by joeBishops: 3:27am On Jun 14, 2020
longetivity:
i am in shock after hearing this
Are you Bubu's relative?

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Religion / Five Lessons On The Death And Resurrection Of Christ by joeBishops: 11:43am On Apr 12, 2020
Five Lessons on the Death and Resurrection of Christ
1. He was hated and persecuted for doing His Father's wills: And so we must endure hatred and persecutions for His sake.
2. He died a shameful death as it was written hundreds of years earlier: And we must be prepared to die for the sake of His name.
3. He rose on the third day and was transformed into a glorified body: And so we will become like Him at resurrection.
4. He ascended into the heavens and is seated on the right hand of God: And so we will be caught up with the Lord in air, we will be with Him forever.
5. The LORD will return with all His saints with Him to set up His Kingdom and rule over the earth.

Happy Easter people!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lmv_xR6_q8
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mast Vandalized In UK Over 5G Coronavirus Claims by joeBishops: 7:43am On Apr 05, 2020
helinues:


Are you one of the illiterates?

Do you start counting Alphabets from B?
Get help quickly.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mast Vandalized In UK Over 5G Coronavirus Claims by joeBishops: 6:09am On Apr 05, 2020
helinues:
shocked

Illiterates of the 20th century are not those who can not read or write, but those who can not learn, relearn and unlearned
Are we in the 20th Century?
Celebrities / Re: Khafi Kareem And Gedoni Ekpata Cancel Their Wedding Over Coronavirus Lockdown by joeBishops: 8:42pm On Apr 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Marriage mehnnnnn
That shit scare the hell out of me.
How niggarrrz continue to get erection for a particular woman under one same roof baffles me

Can't forget last time i asked one girl to spend one week with me
After three days of her staying i was no longer comfortable and my dickk hardly gets excited.

Which means all these our married people are pretending
They don't love themselves anymore but they are just enduring and suffering.
Using your own situation to conclude that married people are just pretending is wrong. Yours is a case of youthful lust, you always want to have sex and you have no idea what love means. Relationship is not always about sex and sex and sex. Don't be a cockrel or a he-goat. Have you asked how our parents live together? You will not understand if your parents are separated. There is time for everything under heaven and such a time will come when all you need will be companionship and not sex, when you are old, then you will understand what love means. Please don't take an offense, just telling you the truth.

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Judgement: Jubilation in Bayelsa Government House (Video) by joeBishops: 11:34pm On Feb 13, 2020
Godwin616:
Interesting indeed, its like a Nollywood movie.
Now away from politics, Dear nairalanders I need a clarification on an issue. I was trying to apply for a loan via some of this instant loan mobile app. It got to a stage they were asking for ATM card detail including my Pin. At this stage I had to discontinue with the application because of the likely security risk. Is this a normal process? Is it safe to disclose your pin. Kindly share your experience. Thanks.
Did they say why? The risk is not worth it my friend. Who knows what might happen to your account details later, somebody gets hold of those numbers and the unthinkable happens... I would not give out my atm card details for whatever reason.
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Judgement: Jubilation in Bayelsa Government House (Video) by joeBishops: 11:33pm On Feb 13, 2020
Villagemeat:
try cabon,is save and genuine

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Nairaland / General / Re: Gas Explosion Rocks Kaduna, Many Feared Dead by joeBishops: 11:46pm On Jan 04, 2020
fergie001:


https://dailypost.ng/2020/01/04/breaking-scores-feared-dead-as-explosion-rocks-kaduna/
Is this connected to the supposed Iranian revenge? Could the Iranian citizens here be planning something? Just thinking.
Sports / Re: Mo Salah Poses With Christmas Tree With His Wife & Daughter, Divides Instagram by joeBishops: 8:29am On Dec 27, 2019
hopefulLandlord:


I could very well tell you why.
I am eager to hear
Sports / Re: Mo Salah Poses With Christmas Tree With His Wife & Daughter, Divides Instagram by joeBishops: 1:06pm On Dec 26, 2019
IAmStrange:


Mind you, remember in my post above, I asked u two things.

first I asked u to prove it that those terms were the ones used in the original bible? prove it from all confirm text?

Secondly answer all those contradictions. grin
I seriously fail to understand the problem atheists have with Christians. They say there is no God, we hear them, why can't they just move on? Why are they bothered with things that don't exist to them? Bro help me ask them. We believe there is One God, the Eternal Father, whose Son is Jesus Christ, the Judge of the living and the dead. Whom we shall all stand before one day when we die, since everyone must die someday.

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Politics / Re: Sultan Of Sokoto, Oni Of Ife, Obi Of Onitsha, Obong Of Calabar In Imo For Summit by joeBishops: 10:33pm On Nov 30, 2019
radiolover:


Good afternoon Sir, I trust you are doing fine. Undoubtedly, the financial favour you did to me was one of its kind and it's unforgettable. Nearing the completion of my final year project, I feel my acknowledgement will not be complete without acknowledging you. At this point, may I kindly request for your consent to include you in my acknowledgement. Please kindly reply if this request is granted. Thanks.
There is no need to do that my friend. My role has been insignificant. May you continue to win favor from God and men. Always feel free to contact me via email.

Cheers,
Joe
Education / Re: Unity Boys College, Nguru Yobe State: Flag Off Ceremony- by joeBishops: 7:44am On Aug 21, 2019
Anyone remembered Bala Ali Nguru, VP Admin, I think around 94-99
Bukar Gambo, that Business Studies teacher and a strict disciplinarian? Where is he now?
Mantissa? The Ghanian teacher

Kai I miss Gomman college!
Joined in 1994 and left in 1998, moved to Southwest Nigeria to complete my education.
Anyone joined JSS 1 in 1994? If you were in C class in 1994, 1995 and 1996, you would know Joseph. Or in Science Class in 1997 and 1998.
Pls let connect! In box me!

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Family / Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by joeBishops: 12:02am On Aug 14, 2019
thesicilian:
Who remembers this song Iya Basira by Styl Plus?
Ya head is there. Mama Put don kill the man grin grin grin

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Autos / Re: Mercedes-benz (S430) For Sale by joeBishops: 7:29am On Aug 13, 2019
cooooooks:
Have you tried Cars45? I also have a car on sale and plan on trying them by end of the month.
Thanks man!
Autos / Re: Mercedes-benz (S430) For Sale by joeBishops: 12:45am On Aug 08, 2019
ayoomoba1:
1m sir
Can the car get to rivers state ?
Thanks for your interest bro. I can give it out for N1.4 M Cheers!
Autos / Re: Mercedes-benz (S430) For Sale by joeBishops: 12:40am On Aug 08, 2019
joeBishops:
I am selling my 2003 Mercedes Benz S Class (430) because of an upgrade. This German machine has the most powerful engine I have ever seen. It’s an absolute dream to drive and doesn't miss a beat. This 2003 Mercedes-Benz S430 has a whopping 205kW of power from its 4.3-litre engine! It's been well looked after. I am only selling because I want to buy another car. Contact me on 09021868850, 08036391161 or (08063386142 for WhatsApp only)
Price: NGN 1.5 M
Please, if interested, contact the numbers here directly for more details and discussions.
Autos / Re: Mercedes-benz (S430) For Sale by joeBishops: 12:13am On Aug 07, 2019
GidiWoodsMan:


N800,000, I need it in Patani (Delta State) before weekend if you can. . . .
Sorry mate, I can't.
Autos / Mercedes-benz (S430) For Sale by joeBishops: 3:08am On Aug 03, 2019
I am selling my 2003 Mercedes Benz S Class (430) because of an upgrade. This German machine has the most powerful engine I have ever seen. It’s an absolute dream to drive and doesn't miss a beat. This 2003 Mercedes-Benz S430 has a whopping 205kW of power from its 4.3-litre engine! It's been well looked after. I am only selling because I want to buy another car. Contact me on 09021868850, 08036391161 or (08063386142 for WhatsApp only)
Price: NGN 1.5 M

Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth To A Baby After 10 Years Of Pregnancy (pic) by joeBishops: 1:06am On Jun 16, 2019
soberdrunk:
This thread is for the blind fanatics and those that like to swallow hook, line and sinker. It also sounds like a church advert.... angry
Mysterious things happen. The day such happens to you or someone you know, would you expect people to believe you? All these african atheists wanna be, forgetting that they are not oyinbo, I shake my head for una.
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani At The Eid Praying Ground In Kaduna (photos) by joeBishops: 3:18pm On Jun 04, 2019
Jayslicky:
You are muslim, accept your your religion in PEACE and stop being an impostor.
The phrase "religious tolerance" was invented by Muslims and never in the language of the Christian's.

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Religion / Re: Lords Chosen Testimonies: Highway Robber Saved By God (Video, Photos) by joeBishops: 12:06pm On May 26, 2019
NPComplete:


What incoherent foolishness is this? Learn to write well before addressing me please. I don't have discussions with idiots that write like kindergarten kids. Shalom.
How can Shalom and foolishness be in the same paragraph? Help me understand
Religion / Re: Praise Him by joeBishops: 11:11am On May 26, 2019
realmindz:
A psychopath that supposedly created beings just to worship him.

I think those who put their brains into use to discover and innovate great things in this world are better to be called the true sons of God than the noise makers who do nothing but worship...

Now let me say,

Some people have put their brains to use to make the world a better place for us, better means of communication, transportation, health care facilities...etc

The cure for malaria was never found in the church but in the lab, they made the world better not tru prayers and worship but putting their brain to use.

If possible a miracle of the blind seeing, or lame working, or deaf hearing....the only possible place this miracle will happen will be througb scientific research and in the lab not through prayer and never church....



Thank you science, if at all I will dedicate my life to anything, it won't be to worship a God that does not need my worship but to discover the work of that GOD to make the world a better place... I have dedicated my life to realistic and practical approach...


Let me continue, a friend invited me to his church programme with a theme "breaking generational curses" . Then I asked him, what are generational curses? Perhaps, a health problem.. Do you know that sickle cell, epilepsy etc were once seen as demonic possession and generational curses....
Well the cure to these supposed curses did not come from church but miracle of scientific research... Yes, those who went to study have broken these curses not prayers warriors..
My fellow blacks, MRPrevailer, Uyi168, it's a pity we were born to a people of shallow minds, plz let's start making a difference....
It is sad that many so-called believers in God are not radiating the light of God's glory and they serve as stumbling blocks to people like you who don't acknowledge God. Having said that, Science did not create anything but to discover and understand our natural environment. The nature and it's laws were put in place before the existence of man.
God put them in place! The glory of God is all over the universe. Now Stephen Hawkins is finding out but it's sad that he cannot come back to report his findings to us. The God that you deny today, you will stand before Him one day! I wonder what you would tell him.

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Religion / Re: Praise Him by joeBishops: 10:54am On May 26, 2019
Uyi168:
..
Not forgetting the millions of angel in heaven that are already doing that..
What does he need all the praises and worships for ..
There are 7+ billion people on the planet, why is your existence important?

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Religion / Re: Lords Chosen Testimonies: Highway Robber Saved By God (Video, Photos) by joeBishops: 9:37am On May 26, 2019
hahn:
Why didn't the angel of god save the people he robbed and killed?
Everyone dies when their time is up one way or another, either through sickness, accident, stray bullets, robbery attacks or even during exercise. Those who escaped death are saved because it's not yet their time. That you don't believe in the existence of God does not necessarily means that He is an imaginary Being. It is your choice not to believe, but we will all stand before the judgement seat of God at the end of age.

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Family / Re: Caught In The Web Of Affairs With My Wife's Friend by joeBishops: 1:48pm On May 08, 2019
bentben:
So I will try to be as brief as possible, because story is very long.

Started having an affair with this close friend of my wife who now happens to be my colleague in the office now... I helped her got the job before we started having se. X. I have been her target, Infact that was why she came so close to my wife, I'm introverted, so that was the only way she could get close.

Yes she's not happy in her marriage, because her husband is promiscuous and don't give her attention . She used me to ease her pain. I consented to the affair because I kind of felt I was assisting her ease the pain in the marriage... I was totally wrong... I goofed, along the line we fell in love with each other... Deeply in love, even  we knew what we were doing was wrong.

Every fuc, king persons in my neighbourhood and office feels I'm straff1ng her, but we were never caught in the act.
The more I try to resist and stop this whole affair, the more the bond, considering we work in same office space.

She wants more attention than I give to my wife her supposedly friend .. She flares up most time when I pick my wife's call... Forgetting we are close family friends and can easily be caught.
She steal kisses whenever she visits, not minding my wife is in the kitchen.
We both have kids... That are friends.

NOW THE BIG ISSUE :

Because of the less attention she's getting from me, considering the fact that I want to play safe, she has decided to start straff1ng our boss who seems to be giving her the whole attention as it seems now.

Our boss his a nice handsome guy.

Myself and our boss are very close Pal, he knew I'm so close to her but choose to get is own pound of the flesh... Even though he claim he wasn't... But I was privileged to hack and  read their chat and got knowledge of their sexcapade...

She still wants an affair with me, she's fuc. k1ng  sleeping with two married people in an office.
I found this very hurtful, shameful, disgraceful and disgusting... Even though what I'm also doing is terrible...
I'm trying to heal and stop this whole affair... I took some days off work to clear my head already.

I'm deeply hurt by her actions, blocked her on all social media handles.

I need matured advice please on how to scale through all this without going back to my vomit looking that we work in same office space and I got to see her every other day.

This story is no fiction... Pls bash me, but don't forget to drop a word of advice for me and probably her.

I'm using a new moniker... I have been an active nairalander... I want to hide my shame.. kindly also ignore my typo... It was done on my phone.

Thank you.

MOD will appreciate if it can get to FP plsssssss.




I think you should find another job and stay away from them as far as possible.
If I were in your situation, I would tell my wife and ask for her forgiveness. Better to tell her than for her to find out. However, proceed carefully, especially if your wife is bad tempered.

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Politics / Re: Sultan Of Sokoto, Oni Of Ife, Obi Of Onitsha, Obong Of Calabar In Imo For Summit by joeBishops: 6:45am On May 08, 2019
radiolover:
I sent you mail Sir. Please check. Thank you.
Replied to your mail, pls see my response.
Politics / Re: Sultan Of Sokoto, Oni Of Ife, Obi Of Onitsha, Obong Of Calabar In Imo For Summit by joeBishops: 10:37am On May 05, 2019
radiolover:


Thank you Sir for your response. Please reply my PM. Also, this is my phone number: 0-7-0-5-6-8-9-9-2-4-3. Thank you.
Hi, apologies for my delayed response. Contact me via joofunso@hotmail.com.
Politics / Re: Sultan Of Sokoto, Oni Of Ife, Obi Of Onitsha, Obong Of Calabar In Imo For Summit by joeBishops: 4:02am On May 03, 2019
radiolover:

AN APPEAL!!!
Good evening all. Please first of all, take me as your brother and you will see the need to help me. They say a closed mouth is a close destiny. I'm a final year student Unical currently in a very tight situation due to my inability to pay for my final year school fees. Through His grace, I have been able to push myself to this level, therefore, those VILLAGE PEOPLE must not succeed now. Things are piled up for me and all need financial attention...one of the reasons I'm unable to complete my fees. Please I need good spirited Nigerians to help me out. My session's fee is N38,000 and I have only N12,000 seeking N26,000 to balance the amount. Exams starts 16th of this month and definitely I won't be allowed to even go near exam hall if I do not pay my fees. Like I said, reaching this level is all by my effort which I give thanks to God, thus, I must cross the river in spite of challenges.

2k each from 12 spirited Nigerians and I'm a graduate coming out to contribute my quota to the development of our society. Please do this for me and God will bless each and every one of you richly.

Note: You can decide to get proofs regarding this before any transfer. I'm 100% ready to furnish you with all the necessary documents.

And for those who may want to term me 'fraud' I understand so many fraudulent activities go on on the Internet now but why not you wait till I fail to prove myself beyond every reasonable doubt before you conclude I'm a fraudster? Please show some mercy. Nobody derives pleasure in begging.

Again, please help me and God will richly reward each and everyone of you.

Account number is 3-3-5-1-0-9-7-2-7-4. Ecobank..

Thanks and God bless.


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