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Politics / Re: Obi Leads Tinubu, Atiku, Kwankwaso In Fresh ANAP Poll by Johel(m): 9:42am On Dec 22, 2022
smokinloud:
If virtual poll is to be followed in Nigeria then Buhari would never become president.


Show me all the polls where Buhari won... remember Jonathan shot himself on the foot for being weak which gave Buhari a bigger chance.. nobody as credible as Peter Obi came out in 2015.

So it will be different this time around.
Politics / Re: Obi Leads Tinubu, Atiku, Kwankwaso In Fresh ANAP Poll by Johel(m): 9:38am On Dec 22, 2022
Politics / Re: 2023: President Buhari In Strategic Close Door Meeting With Tinubu (Photos) by Johel(m): 9:36am On Dec 22, 2022
lhordspy:
I thought Buhari hates Tinubu. ? grin

Children of hate from b!afraud republic right now: Nzogbu Nzogbu, we no go gree oo, we no go gree



You be Mumu... people will hate you and still pretend to love you.
Politics / Re: 2023: President Buhari In Strategic Close Door Meeting With Tinubu (Photos) by Johel(m): 9:35am On Dec 22, 2022
Sports / Re: World Cup: Messi Evacuated By Helicopter After Crowds Swarm Team Bus (pix) by Johel(m): 9:34am On Dec 22, 2022
dawnomike:
It is now as though only Messi won this world cup not the team... All eyes and talks on Messi.


He's the one carrying the team on his back

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Politics / Re: "From Mami Wata To Money Water" - Lalong Praises Tinubu's Creativity by Johel(m): 7:14am On Dec 22, 2022
fasho01:
The master strategist and ingenious Jagaban.. The man with the experience and know-how to take us to the promised land.

Our incoming cheesy


Has APC taken you to the promise land?
Has Buhari taken you to the promise land?

If no, then clearly you are a fool if you still want to dwell in failure.
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Apologises Publicly To First Wife, May, For Marrying A Second Wife by Johel(m): 7:12am On Dec 22, 2022
Tamilore11:
Na u go first die. And they will happily share ur properties. For your mind, u think say the 3 wives go love u with their heart? For giving dem competitors? U will die early. Even Ned Nwoko is living with only Regina. D rest moved out from time to time

Another thing is my 3 wives will love me the way it should be...men follow women that accepted them because of money,my women accept me because of who I am,what I represent and all I stand for...my wives will love me with their life sef,if that's what u want to hear, if it doesn't work for others doesn't mean it won't work for me, we all got different rules and theories, many just don't have sense of coordination....This is no competition, it is about what a man wants, how he stands his ground, and how he takes charge of responsibilities and situations..

Y'all need liberate yourselves from mental slavery.
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Apologises Publicly To First Wife, May, For Marrying A Second Wife by Johel(m): 7:07am On Dec 22, 2022
Tamilore11:
Na u go first die. And they will happily share ur properties. For your mind, u think say the 3 wives go love u with their heart? For giving dem competitors? U will die early. Even Ned Nwoko is living with only Regina. D rest moved out from time to time


Na dem go die first sef, it's like u don't know the kind of man I am...a woman can never rule over my kingdom, I decide,they comply, I lead ,they follow, any wife wey do anyhow go see anyone, many men are idiots and that's why they keep simping and dying like Christmas fowl...A man is the head, a man must be a man...I will handle, control and take care of my 3 wives and family adequately without any form of headache, if anyone wan gimme headache, I send her packing, and allow the reasonable ones remain....no time to dey Mumu around, even if any of my children wan dey do like weyrey, I go disown am... Nothing really matters than peace ,happiness and money.
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Apologises Publicly To First Wife, May, For Marrying A Second Wife by Johel(m): 9:09pm On Dec 21, 2022
nwekeugochukwu:
Nollywood actor,Yul Edochie has publicly apologised to his first wife, May Edochie, for marrying his colleague as a second wife, IGBERETV reports.

May became unhappy with Yul over his marriage to his colleague, Judy Austin Muoghalu who has a son with him. May has stated that she can't accept a polygamous relationship.

Yul took to his Instagram handle to beg for her forgiveness.

He wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CmbaDV9Lwri/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


I will marry 3 wives if possible, anyone who doesn't like it should go hit their head on the wall..
Politics / Re: Masked Female Obidient Biker Flaunts Labour Party Flag In Calabar (Photo) by Johel(m): 3:22pm On Dec 21, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Lady needs food and not a flag!

Looking so hungry and impoverished.

See how tiny her laps are! Like that of a vulture!


I believe she's capable of feeding your entire house hold...poor urchin.
Everybody can't be as fat as a pig �, better slim and gorgeous than fat and looking all stupid.

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Travel / Re: Sanwo-Olu Takes A Tour Of The Recently Completed Lagos City Train (Video) by Johel(m): 2:47pm On Dec 21, 2022
AnonPoet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuQpYSN5X7w


Agbado urchins will destroy it in no time...they lack maintenance.
Politics / Re: UK Court Again Denies Bail To Ekweremadu As Trial Begins January by Johel(m): 12:03pm On Dec 21, 2022
Politics / Re: 2023: I’ll End Poverty In Nigeria, If Elected President – Tinubu by Johel(m): 11:34am On Dec 21, 2022

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Gives Wads Of New Naira Note To Man Living With Disability by Johel(m): 10:06am On Dec 21, 2022
StagethemTVee:
The Presidential candidate of the APC Bola Ahmed Tinubu together with his Vice Ibrahim Shettima attended a meeting with people living with disabilities.

Bola Tinubu who is largely touted for his generosity is seen having a conversation, then giving a wad of new naira notes to one of the disabled men who attended the meeting.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLJBcSJOrls





Evil manipulations

God forbid BATin
Politics / Re: 2023: Atiku, Peter Obi, Kwankwaso Have No Integrity – Tinubu by Johel(m): 9:27am On Dec 21, 2022
adenigga:


https:///2023-Atiku-Peter-Obi-Kwankwaso-Have-No-Integrity-Tinubu


Brain-dead fool...

I hate Tinubu with great passion.

God forbid BATin.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Can’t Wrestle With Pigs, We Will Beat Them Silly by Johel(m): 8:01pm On Dec 20, 2022
lhordspy:
- We will beat them silly.

“They have no past, they have no experience, no track record, no integrity so all they do is resort to insults and abuses.

But they don’t bug me; they know I’m from Tinubu Square. I can wrestle but I can’t wrestle with the pig."
- Bola Ahmed Tinubu


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/12/well-beat-them-silly-tinubu-brags-in-calabar/


Dvmb old evil creature.
Politics / Re: Pictures And Videos From Peter Obi's Rally In Akwa Ibom by Johel(m): 7:56pm On Dec 20, 2022
AcuraZDX:
AkwaIbom is roaring! #ObiDattiInAkwaIbom is in full swing! The Land of Promise is buzzing with the ObiDatti fever!

Videos below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY3misEIn04


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6UwvWKGz2g


If Nigerians are reasonable enough they will realise that it's about time they give a new party a try,just has APC was given in 2015, PDP and APC has failed for 24 years...we are greater than what we are getting...let's vote Peter Obi and Datti of labour party to witness a new style of governance which I'm certain will be far better than the current one.

If victory is achieved in favour of LP during the presidential elections,I will do massive giveaway.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu And Shettima Meets People Living With Special Needs In Abuja by Johel(m): 6:28pm On Dec 20, 2022
Dapagun:
The APC presidential candidate, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the vice presidential candidate, Senator Kashim Shettima alongside the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Rt Honourable Femi Gbajabiamila were on hand with other dignitaries interacting with persons living with special needs in Abuja today.

#RenewedHope


Dem don dey act film...what season is this sef??
Business / Re: Elon Musk 'Voted Out' As CEO Of Twitter By Poll He Created by Johel(m): 2:15pm On Dec 20, 2022
EBMedia:


https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097?t=z_vXgyx9DQo3UtC2ADoAPw&s=19

People are so bitter...Elon Musk is doing a great job...see now, there's nothing like Twitter for iPhone, or android, nothing of such, and lots of changes too, verification colours, reels and many more... people are so hateful and dishonest to themselves.

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Food / Re: When Last Did You Use Your Money To Buy Peak Milk? by Johel(m): 11:09am On Dec 20, 2022
ENGINEERG:
Before Apc government,Peak milk was N130, but now its N500.
Yesterday I was talking with some people, and most of them said this year they have not bought it, and some said they don't even know when last they took it.
It's really painful, most Nigerians can't afford milk like this again.


Wetin concern me with peak evaporated milk, when there are other cheaper milk out there....mteeew, peak kor,preek ni
Politics / Re: Tinubu To Organised Labour: I’m One Of You In Fight For Good Governance by Johel(m): 8:48am On Dec 20, 2022
Estello:
…says he is most qualified candidate to be President

…promises to make fiscal, monetary policies work for workers



https://theeagleonline.com.ng/tinubu-to-organised-labour-im-one-of-you-in-fight-for-good-governance/


I thought he said, they will Labour in vain undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Court Dissolves Paul Okoye And Anita's Marriage by Johel(m): 10:07pm On Dec 19, 2022
Family / Re: You Left Us No Single Legacy - Sad Children Write On Their Late Dad's Biography by Johel(m): 10:05pm On Dec 19, 2022
EBMedia:


https://igberetvnews.com/1434218/left-us-single-legacy-sad-children-write-late-dads-biography-photo/


Most Nigerian fathers are so useless to their own family... Life's experiences will leave you with a lot of good and bad memories.

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Politics / Re: Court Stops DSS From Arresting Emefiele by Johel(m): 10:01pm On Dec 19, 2022

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Posts Photo Of Lionel Messi 'Wearing Asiwaju Cap' by Johel(m): 3:50am On Dec 19, 2022
LegendHero:
See cruise.

Obiidiots will now start premium wailing nao.

Even Qatar is BATified. The logo everywhere.


Clown
Celebrities / Re: Davido Performs At Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Closing Ceremony by Johel(m): 4:54pm On Dec 18, 2022
Flysinglemom:
Chioma looks so beautiful


She really is...not a fan tho.
Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by Johel(m): 1:04pm On Dec 18, 2022
robosky02:
Qatar 2022 FIFA world cup Finals


Match number 64 Final Match



Argentina. vs France


Date: Sun, 18 Dec

Time: 16:00

Venue: Lusail Iconic Stadium, Lusail



Lalasticlala. Mynd44. Mukina2
https://www.whereig.com/football/fifa-world-cup-2022-schedule.html

https://www.google.com/search?q=fifa+world+cup+finals&oq=fifa+world+cup+finals&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i60l2j69i61j0l2.11270j1j8


Argentina wins.
Politics / Re: Stop Campaign, Apologise To Nigerians For Deceiving Them - Atiku Tells Tinubu by Johel(m): 1:03pm On Dec 18, 2022
Slurity:
Call us more names, Tinubu is not Buhari, and not APC. Tinubu is your next president by God's grace. Amen


Nothing Godly about urchins,APC and Tinubu....just say by Satan's grace or something else.

If you like vote disaster and your life will be disastrous, me I chose to support a credible one not a thief and a drug lord.
Politics / Re: 2023: Jaafar Jafaar 'Addresses' Peter Obi's Chances by Johel(m): 7:26am On Dec 18, 2022
Kyase:

The better candidate is BAT
Obi is actually the worst closely followed by Atiku


Lol....clown!
Politics / Re: Stop Campaign, Apologise To Nigerians For Deceiving Them - Atiku Tells Tinubu by Johel(m): 7:24am On Dec 18, 2022
Gjrich:
Stop Campaign, Apologise To Nigerians For Deceiving Them - Atiku Tells Tinubu.

https://tribuneonlineng.com/stop-campaign-apologise-to-nigerians-atiku-okowa-campaign-tells-tinubu/


Urchins are stupid people Na....I rebuke them,they are cursed with stagnancy and backwardness.
Nairaland / General / Re: "Nothing is permanent in this world". by Johel(m): 9:25pm On Dec 17, 2022
IyaTola:
Nothing is Permanent In This World

I visited my 120-year-old grandmother and gave her some money when I was leaving and she told me she doesn't need money again.

That she can no longer buy or sell at her age, so I should give the money to the younger ones who need it.

I also have a former governor friend whom I worked with as a greenhorn PA. He was governor from 1999-2007.
Not too long ago, I saw him.

After check-in, he was left seated by the corner of the Murtala Mohammed international airport awaiting his flight.

No one even recognized him again, not even passengers from the State where he was governor, and as I walked up to him and greeted him, then asked if he wanted any assistance, he stretched forth his trembling hands to hold me and simply said,

"Thank you for even recognizing me again. I just want your attention briefly my daughter . Sit down let me ask you something.

How is your Governor doing?"

I also have a retired Major General friend whom I served as a golf caddy at the NDA golf course in Kurmi Mashi, Kaduna.
He was so rich he built a beautiful house he was so proud of.

I visited him too not long ago and wanted us to climb to our favorite spot on his balcony upstairs.

He stared at me with a broad smile and said, "IT, I can't remember the year I went up there. It is lizards and cobwebs and the likes that live there now.

Even the kids, when they come, they don't enjoy my company in the house any more than a few hours and they are gone.

I don't have the limbs to climb up there again and the cost of cleaning keeps getting higher."

I have seen a lot more things.
How yesterday became the day before, how today became yesterday, and how tomorrow became today.

How the past became history, how the present became the past, and how the future became the present.
Nothing ever remains where it is.

Your strength, your muscles, your beauty, your wealth, your guts, your worth, your courage, your talent, your YOU, will progressively diminish until it returns to its source.

The richest man in the world in the 1960s will not be on the payroll of the richest man in the world today!

Even the strongest lion in the jungle will someday become weak, and frail and be eaten by the same predators it once terrorized.

Keep that in mind always and know that no matter how appealing and tempting that thing may seem, our interest in it will diminish with time.

Our strength to consume or own it will vanish with time until everything is surely taken away from us or we are surely taken away from everything!

"Nothing is permanent in this world".

Wishing you very Reflective Times.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT!!!


So u just dey realise sey nothing is permanent in life??...Reason am more deep,u will know that nothing really is in this life wey many pple dey carry for head.

Akon said, "no need to cherish luxuries cos everything come and go, even the life that you have is borrowed, so we should not promise tomorrow, so live your life as if every day is gonna be your last".

It means that, that thing in which you love so dearly can be taken away from you in a blink.

Do not attach too much importance to the things of this cold world..

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Politics / Re: Obi Chased Non-Indigenes Out Of Anambra – SDP Spokesman by Johel(m): 9:17pm On Dec 17, 2022
Corrinthians:


https://punchng.com/obi-chased-non-indigenes-out-of-anambra-sdp-spokesman/

Cc: Mynd44, Nlfpmod.


Fools...peter obi sent idiots and nuisances away from the state he governs,and the nuisance came to Lagos and start constituting far more worse nuisance because an agbado drug lord accommodates all sorts of nonsense and rubbish thereby putting the people in a more suffering and smiling situation.

The attacks going on in Anambra and the south east at large is a political something,do not be deceived..

Nothing moves me anymore...either tinubu or Satan, what will be will be, all I know is Nigeria needs a new face and that face is Peter Obi/Datti..

Vote wisely, Be obidient and yusful.

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