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be expecting update , please before i continue i want to know please tell me if i am trying ,, i need encouragements now |
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Be expecting update, but please before i continue am i trying, pls i need your comments and encouragements |
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ezeknov: That because you dont know what joke means ? Learn to think before you comment pls thats an advice |
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JOKES paul looking under the table for a while teacher: i am going to minus(10)ten marks from u paul: teacher why teacher: you are looking under the table copying paul: no teacher question (9)says study the table below. joke 2 father: what is your position son: i got 3rd position father: good i can now buy you the bicycle you said you want but first who are the two pupil that passed you son: jeremiah and kola father: i know you pass many people just mention some of them son: i dont know them father: okay how many are you guys in your class son: we are three(3) in number (THE FATHER FAINTED) JOKE 3 One day my mummy brought a new housemaid. When our food finished in the house,my mummy gave her some money to go to the market to buy the listed items below. meat - 150 vegetable - 50 rice - 100 oil - 50 pepper - 50 TOTAL: 400 When she finished buying,she stayed in the market so long, and when she came back,my mummy asked her "why did you stay so long" she then replied that she was looking for where to buy total. JOKE 4 Student: teacher if they mix omo and klin will it foam teacher: yes student: hope it is not nonsense you have been teaching us since how will omo and klin foam without water (THE STUDENTS BURST INTO LAUGTER) |
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CONTINUATION Villary shouted with a terrible voice"give me the diamond or i will burn you up with my fire/flames"he shouted again give me now WATCH OUT FOR CHAPTER 3 Thanks for reading i will be expecting your comments and correction . Be expecting updates |
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CHAPTER 2 Daniel their elder brother had no choice than to agree to what the stranger said. He opened the door and they saw the stranger big,hefty and they noticed that one of his eyes was so red,that they can't keep looking at it.the stranger entered their house and locked the door,they noticed that the half of its body look like a beast body,while the other part look like a human body and half of his face was a beast face while the other half is in human form. Caleb their youngest brother who was ten years old,screamed out loudly with fear.daniel their eldest brother who was bold and not scared of anything or anyone asked the stranger"what is your name and what or who are you looking for. The stranger said my name is villary,i am here for the diamond Daniel said which diamond? Villary said the one you pick why you and your brothers were at the forest. Daniel was suprised how he knew,but daniel still pretended as if he wasn't with any diamond,he said am not with any diamond. |
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He shouted "my friends come and help me the beast had caught me"his friends heard him and john said we have to save our friend right now". WATCH OUT FOR CHAPTER FIVE I Wil be expecting your comments and correction from now henceforth thanks for reading 1 Like |
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₹CHAPTER 4₹ The four friends were ready to teleport when they saw the big beast coming to them,john dropped the teleporting orb on the ground,and tapped it and a port al came out of it,the beast came so near that he was out of words and he couldn't say anything because of fear,as the beast came close to them mike shouted "forest". Then they all jumped into the portal they saw theirselves in an unknown forest,immediately john bent down to tap the teleporting orb to close the portal so he can carry it,immediately he wanted to tap it,the beast jumped out of the portal,then he quickly tapped it and carried it and they began to run from the beast,they ran faster than the beast because the beast is huge and cannot run fast like them. As they were running,jake kicked a stone and he fell,that make the beast come close to him before he could get up and run,the beast caught him. 1 Like |
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CONTINUATION The knock kept on repeating on their door they were suprised,daniel then said to his brothers silently saying"who is that and who would that be,you know dad and mum had travelled and they are coming next week,so it can't be them knocking" Few minutes later they heard no more knock on their door,their minds were free and cool because of they didn't hear it anymore. Around 9:00pm in the night they were lying in their room. When they heard a bang on the door again,this time it was more louder.daniel the senior brother shouted who is that banging at our door at this time of the day? There was silence for at least ten seconds,immediately they heard a huge strange voice said "open this door or i brake in" WATCH OUT FOR CHAPTER 2 |
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AN APPLICATION LETTER BY A WOMAN FOR EMPLOYMENT TO TEACH ENGLISH IN A SCHOOL. Hello,mr agadima my name was precious adamu i attendant to brain knowledge academy as my secondary school,me i looking for a teaching job as your school,i wans to be taughting english language in your school,i knoweth you likes the english that am spoking. So you knoweth that with those my few word of me i has confuse you and not to convince you that i wanted to taught in your school,i knoweth by you sawing this letter you will agree to me to taught english in your school she ended it with I BE PRECIOUS ADAMU FUTURE ENGLISH STITCHER OF BRAIN KNOWLEDGE ACADEMY. Thanks for reading and i know you wont read without commenting thanks for reading again.i will be expecting your comments and correction once again thanks for reading |
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Dont be angry i will post soon |
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Hi dont be angry be expecting ups |
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Be expecting update but the next joke will be better |
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I will be expecting your comment/advice and correction |
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This will be my first joke that i will post manage it because it wont be that long 1.stop make noising 2.this one men wented to my daddy work 3.tomorrow was my daddy birthday 4.dont found my trouble 5.if u cameth to my house asketh for me 6.saw these mens they are cameth to my houses |
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CHAPTER 1 At a sunny afternoon in the kingdom of sunnyveil there were four brother's their name were daniel,emma,joshua and caleb who love researching and hunting,they were walking in a forest at a sunny afternoon the four brother's saw some scary creature but they hid for their safety,anytime they see any scary creature they hid themselves back of a tree. Immediately daniel saw an glowing object somewhere on the ground,he brought it to the notice of his friends so daniel ran and pick it up,they stayed a little longer and they headed home they reached their house in the evening,as hours, minutes and seconds keep moving it was already 7:00pm in the night when joshua ran to their brother's back and said i heard a strange voice ,caleb said dont make me scared you know our parent had travel. |
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Brave warriors chapter four upcoming, be expecting updates |
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Dont be anoid mystic four upcoming |
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Ok ,thanks for correcting me so i wont write it next time |
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CONTINUATION They were still suprised how they were gone but they still kept searching they search and search but they were nowhere to be found immediately they heard some noise and they checked were it came from.to their suprise they saw jake and mike battling with the big beast with the magical wand john shouted their Name.the beast turned back and began to run to james and john,immediately mike tapped the orb of protection twice and it glowed,to james and john greatest suprise they were defended with a kind of golden stuffs and the beast cant touch them ,talkless of going close to them because the golden stuffs was glowing and nothing can pass through it or penetrate through it.they were amazed the beast was angry and turned back to mike and jake and he found them protected too,the beast was angry and he went away angrily, then the four youths came together and john brouht out the teleporting orb from his handbag and said"hello friends it is time for us to teleport". WATCH OUT FOR CHAPTER 4 1 Like 1 Share |
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CHAPTER 3 They kept on thinking of what to do untill james shouted"wow i have remembered the beast showf me an teleporting orb which take you to anyhere you want to go , but the orb is in the basement so whatever the matter or whatever the trouble is we need to get that teleporting orb,because we need to get that teleporting orb,because we need to go back to our kingdom minitor James said mike and jake stay here with the orb of protection and the magical wand,why me and john will go to the basement to get the teleporting orb. They began their mission as james and john ran to the basement to get the item,they saw the item placed in the middle of the basement they quickly carried it and ran to were mike and jake were, but to their suprise they werent there.they shouted their name loudly but there was no reply from mike,neither jake ,they kept on shouting their name but there was still no answer. They later went in search for jake and mike and they searched everywhere but they didn't saw them. |
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