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Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 11:00am On Oct 20
Bambillo:
I pity you! What concerns you with 'Jesus' when your bible tells and even Yeshua told you he's only sent to the lost sheep of Israel. Are you an Israeli?

Do you even know who's 'Jesus'? Let me shock you a little as you're illiterates but you claim to be otherwise. In Aramaic and Hebrew, there's no letter 'J' in there alphabets. Where do you see 'J' to join 'Eesau' as the listed languages and Arabic call him?

Just think deeply and have a great weekend.

What is the English translation of the name "Yeshua"?
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 10:59am On Oct 20
AntiChristian:


How does this mean Jesus was sent to you?

Luke 19:9 And Jesus said unto him, This day is salvation come to this house, forsomuch as he also is a son of Abraham.
19:10 For the Son of man is come to seek and to save that which was lost.

And thank God you are a son of Abraham, through Ishmael.
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 10:52am On Oct 20
mariovito:


I may not say everyday, but yes I dream.

That part of you that dreams is what will give account to God on the day we sleep and do not wake up.

Let's try to save ourselves now by coming to Jesus
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 10:45am On Oct 20
Roger3D:
And if we don't?

Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Religion / Re: Should You Listen To Worldly Songs As A Christian? by Jokerman(m): 10:18am On Oct 20
Sleekfingers:



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See this assistant God on earth.

Check these things out on YouTube
Politics / Re: Hardship: Proprietors Beg Parents Not To Withdraw Students by Jokerman(m): 10:17am On Oct 20
JASONjnr:
People that increase school fees every term while paying their teachers peanut.

The other reason why the Nigerian government isn't doing enough to checkmate these private schools owner is because, many government officials and top politicians own one or two privates schools or their family members do.

Hmmmm
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 10:16am On Oct 20
AntiChristian:
When Jesus die na who judge am? tongue

Jesus was sent to the lost sheep of Israel ONLY not me!

I once asked one Christian to show me where Jesus told anyone to accept him as God and saviour. The person just dey stammer!

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 10:15am On Oct 20
mariovito:
Same way there's no repentance in the grave, there's nothing else in the grave except decomposing cadaver and bones

Do you dream when you sleep everyday?
Religion / Re: No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 10:12am On Oct 20
Niok:
Heaven and hell is not real

Have you counted the cost of your soul should be lost?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Musk Will Give $1 Million Every Day To Pennsylvania Voters Who Sign His Petition by Jokerman(m): 10:07am On Oct 20
Musk.

I'm Pennsylvanian o

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Religion / Re: Should You Listen To Worldly Songs As A Christian? by Jokerman(m): 10:06am On Oct 20
No.

A Christian should not play or listen to secular music, especially the secular musicians that have died. You make their punishment worse by playing their music

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Politics / Re: When They Say T-pain Tell Them This by Jokerman(m): 8:10am On Oct 20
This Una WhatsApp group ehn.

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Religion / Children Of God Are In A Battle On Earth- They Are Soldiers For Christ. by Jokerman(m): 8:09am On Oct 20
The moment you become a child of God, a Christian, a believer, be rest assured you are entered into a battlefield. And the prize of the battle is for the Human Soul, not money or any material possession.

Who are the children of God fighting this battle with?

Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

From the verse above, it is clear that our battle is against the spiritual world, and what is the end game of this war? It is to destroy humanity along with these evil spirits in the soon coming Lake of Fire as a spite against God the Father, knowing that it would cut deep into the heart of God.

However God will not have all souls to be destroyed, hence he sends helpers (Angels) to assists his children in this War.

Once you make yourself a child of God by coming to the cleansing blood of the Lamb, the devil and His angels start Warring against you, in your life, finance, health, family and spiritual life - Rev 12:17.

However, Jesus told us this: John 16:33 These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world... So we are victorious in Jesus and for us to continue in the victory in this everyday war for our souls, the bible admonishes us to do this everyday

Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
6:13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
6:14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
6:15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
6:16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
6:18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;


Our goal as Christians and Children of God is Heaven at Last, and may God see us through our time on earth. Amen
Religion / No Repentance In The Grave- Accept And Follow Jesus Christ Now by Jokerman(m): 7:49am On Oct 20
Hebrews 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

Everyone who has ever been born and lived on this earth, right from Adam must leave this world (die physically) because of the consequences of sin- Romans 6:23.

The spiritual body of man is supposed to go back to God after dropping the physical body (The Flesh), but not all souls vcan be qualified to enter God's kingdom because of Sin starting from Adam because God is full of holiness, and cannot stand sin- Hebrews 12:14. Sin made man fall short of seeing God's glory - Romans 3:23.


Hence, any soul full of Sin when it leaves the body goes to where the author of Sin is. The kingdom of Sin, which is Hell Fire as its temporary abode before the final judgement, however if a soul is able to conquer Sin, that soul goes back to be with God in paradise until the last day of judgment.

Now, the good news is we have someone who was able to conquer sin, and this same person made it possible for other souls to conquer sin, and become overcomes like him.

This person is Jesus Christ.

Why not accept him as your Lord and Personal Saviour to save you from the wrath of God poured upon a wicked world contaminated by the Devil and His angels.

Why not accept him while there is still time. Tomorrow might be too late. Now is the time of Salvation. Don't allow the Flesh make your soul go astray. The Flesh is built for this world, but the soul isn't built for it. The holy spirit will quicken your soul to overcome the Flesh.

Please accept Jesus now. Visit any church and join them. Buy a bible. And if you don't know a church to join

Come and Join the Lords Chosen Church and start growing in Jesus Christ from there.

Be not deceived. Not sinful soul will escape condemnation. Only Jesus can Save

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Proprietors Beg Parents Not To Withdraw Students by Jokerman(m): 7:30am On Oct 20
Maybe you shouldn't increase school fees for now.

And also try to increase teacher's salaries a bit.

Let's not forget, Lagos state also increase fees for their model colleges from 35K to 100K, and some parents will withdraw to cheaper private schools or public day schools.

So T-Pain affects everyone
Politics / Hardship: Proprietors Beg Parents Not To Withdraw Students by Jokerman(m): 7:24am On Oct 20
The National Association of Proprietors of Private Schools has expressed worry over random withdrawal of students by parents who find it hard to pay tuition amid the current hardship.

Nigeria has been plagued with hyperinflation and hardship occasioned by the removal of fuel subsidy, floating of the naira and other economic policies implemented by President Bola Tinubu’s administration.

The economic challenges have made it tough for the people to keep up with the rising cost of living, which resulted in a nationwide #EndBadGvernance by some Nigerians.

Last week, the Nigeria Labour Congress and the Organised Private Sector called for immediate reversal of the new fuel price regime that further exacerbated the economic hardship.

Private school owners said the economic hardship was forcing parents to withdraw their children when they could no longer afford the school fees.

They said they have to keep pleading and sometimes reach a possible pay-cut compromise to maintain the population of students in the school.

Speaking with our correspondent in an exclusive interview, NAPPS President, Dr Samira Jibir, noted that some sacrifices have to be made, saying the hardship was affecting everybody, including the school proprietors and teachers.

She said, “Everybody is affected by the economic hardship, you can’t force parents to continue having their children in a school they couldn’t afford. Sometimes, we are forced to reach a compromise to retain the children.

“Some schools had to stop transportation because of the fuel price hike. Others that can cope added extra charges to the fare. Again, that will be done with cooperation between the school management and parents.

“In any case, we cannot stop any parent from withdrawing his/her kids. We can only hope things get better.”

The Chairman of NAPPS, Federal Capital Territory chapter, Ruth Agboola, also shared the same concern, saying the hardship is not limited to parents alone.

According to Agboola, some schools are losing teachers to their competitors with a few academic staff tendering their resignation letters for petty trading.

She said, “It is affecting people everywhere. But in our schools, only a few parents have withdrawn to lesser paying schools, based on what they can afford.

“Again, we have also witnessed situations where some teachers prefer to go into petty trading. I have seen one who said she would rather sell Akara than continue as a teacher because of the situation of things.”

https://punchng.com/hardship-proprietors-beg-parents-not-to-withdraw-students/

Food / Re: Why Is A Bag Of Rice 97,000? Why Does it Keep Increasing? by Jokerman(m): 11:10pm On Oct 19
Kobojunkie:
Interesting. So you don't want the World Bank to lend Nigeria money? How do you intend for Nigeria to be at least able to pay the salaries of FG, State and LG workers at this point in time? Let's hear your ideas. undecided

What about the subsidy monies?? Can't they channel it to salaries?
Food / Re: Why Is A Bag Of Rice 97,000? Why Does it Keep Increasing? by Jokerman(m): 5:08pm On Oct 19
Dont worry... World bank will lend Nigeria more money 😹

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NYSC / Re: Lagos Corps Members Navigate Through Flooded Area To Attend CDS (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 5:04pm On Oct 19
nairalanda1:



Okay, let's pay Better taxes to fund modern drainage systems for Lagos. And most of Nigeria then

You are just a devil

What about the monies from Subsidy removal in electricity, petrol, diesel and education?? Can't they be used??

What about the monetary taxes gotten from transportation?? Can't it be used instead of giving it to one Baba alaye somewhere??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:03pm On Oct 19
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:38pm On Oct 19
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Fashion / Re: How Many Remember "Stella Pomade" The Popular Household Cream Of The 1980-90s? by Jokerman(m): 2:56pm On Oct 19
Yes o... Till today, some of our parents still call cream pomade

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Politics / Re: Are Those Supporting This Government Have A Special Market? by Jokerman(m): 10:57am On Oct 19
helinues:


You need to go back to the thread and read gently this time for assimilation

Don't care about the thread heading or post.

I'm just telling you and your ilks... Stop defend failed government

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Politics / Re: Are Those Supporting This Government Have A Special Market? by Jokerman(m): 10:52am On Oct 19
Stop defending failed government

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Politics / Re: National Grid Suffers A Major Setback. by Jokerman(m): 10:50am On Oct 19
TimiRume:
I use a portable electric cooker. I normally start my cooking from 12a.m-3a.m most times cos of unstable power supply in the day time. I don't use gas, just this e-cooker. I'll have to wait till God knows when, I'm getting used to this I guess. I'll celebrate hard the day I don't have to depend on or wait for light.

You could get a 3kg gas as backup. Can't trust this NEPA guys

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Politics / Re: National Grid Suffers A Major Setback. by Jokerman(m): 10:49am On Oct 19
Just disband the BandA fraud, and return everyone back to bandB until y'all get this grid right
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:47am On Oct 19
🔴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Erik ten Hag on McTominay doing great at Napoli: “I didn't want him to leave but it is the rules”.

“The clubs have to deal with the Financial Fair Play rules and the rules are not great”.

“The rules are, I would even say, bad... it forced us to make this decision”.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:46am On Oct 19
Jokerman:
🚨🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes was prepared to leave this summer after growing tired of the club's repeated failure to deliver, but eventually stayed and signed a contract after the club panicked and gave him a massive new deal. #MUFC [@RobDawsonESPN, @MarkOgden_]

So Bruno just dey chop money as e dey go... No wonder the frustration playing under 7Hag
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:45am On Oct 19
🚨🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes was prepared to leave this summer after growing tired of the club's repeated failure to deliver, but eventually stayed and signed a contract after the club panicked and gave him a massive new deal. #MUFC [@RobDawsonESPN, @MarkOgden_]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:18pm On Oct 18
🔴✨ Erik ten Hag on next steps: “We have to climb a mountain, but that's top football”.

“Sometimes you have to face challenges, but I'm sure we will make a success, just like we did in the last two seasons”.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:09pm On Oct 18
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten Hag: “At the moment, we can't match the standards he [Sir Alex Ferguson] set, but still we have won trophies.

“Remember, six years before, this club didn’t win any trophies, so we're coming back, we're returning, but obviously we're not there [yet].”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:38pm On Oct 18
🚨 Ten Hag on rumours on his future: “We are on one page in the club, I’m sure of that”.

“Internally, the club is quiet. Of course, we discuss where we are and the position and we have to turn a corner”.

“We stick to the plan”.

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