Nah cruise abeg

Here is a Nigerian living in Nigeria programmer:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJOQjzV7g8I

angelEmade:
Honestly this is sad. I mean the one time great Ronaldo has now turned to someone that has to be benched for the team to perform well.
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Imagine it, just imagine that Messi is benched from the Argentine national team... What will they play? The only reason people believe Argentina will win the world cup is because they have Messi and we know Messi is like a magician. His assists, contributions and passes can hold a team together very well.
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I think this is the difference between the duo. Let's be sincere both of them are no longer prolific goal scorers but one of them still has 'so many tricks left in his sleeves' and this alone is enough to make him relevant.
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Imagine again, that Messi should leave PSG and no top club will bid for him... Even right now the top clubs are trying to grab him.
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Ronaldo was all about the goals. He got what he wanted and now, what he wanted has gotten him. Man is literally being carried.

How old is Messi compared to CR7?

They've scored Ghana. Chai!

This is what you get when a woman feels she can't respect her husband instructions.

Wow! You risked it all to save the guy's life. May God reward you bountifully.

MrBrownJay1:
you made a few mistakes (and so did he)...
A) just because you work hard, never assume that others dont (simply because you dont see/feel it)
B) cutting off your husand and giving him the silent treatment for NINE WEEKS is insane. is that not the father of your kids any longer?!?! why such harsh treatment?
C) your husband is as childish as you are and now playing your own game by ignoring you for months... blame y'all childish self, which ultimately will only hurt the children.
D) look within yourself to see what is bothering you so much that you could take such a small statement from your husband, and turn ii into such a big deal... then put your pride aside, get down on your knees and beg him to forgive you (because it is obvious, you aint gonna win at this "childish" game)

First, you hanged the call on him. He tried reaching out to you many times, but you declined it.
When you didn't see his message for complete 9 weeks, you decided to send him a text, which he ignored.
The man is slowly moving on.
I think it's safe to safe you're proud.

Odoctor:


It is a mere chance. In a whole month, you can only get pregnant in ovulation. The egg once ovulated lasts a maximum of 24hrs. If there was no sex then, you can't get pregnant. So out of the 30days in a month, you stand a chance of getting pregnant in a particular "24hrs" , just 1day. If you miss the golden 24hrs, no more pregnancy for that month.

So the chances of getting pregnant is quite low. You need to be having intercourse almost every Day to get pregnant.
So if you are having sex outside the golden "24hrs" and swallowing Beecham, it is a as good as nothing because you won't still be pregnant without taking it.

Pls don't mistake "chance" as efficacy. Beecham does not prevent pregnancy. It's a mere coincidence that you are considering as efficacy.

Thank you

The chance of getting pregnant isn't pegged within 24 hrs or after ovulation.
You need to understand the fact that sperm can stay alive up to 1-5 days before it dies as the case maybe be. So, if a lady had sex 2 or 3 days to her ovulation, there are chances that the sperm will fertilize the egg when it's released.

UnusualEmissary:


You are a champion in craziness sir.

With due respect sir, you have talents in insanity.

One of the most hilarious replies I've ever come across this year

Ruggedniggaone:
America government is decieving Iranians the same way they decieved Libyans to kill Gaddafi, America govt left Libyans to carry their cross alone while they ran back to their peaceful country'Iranians should not allow America govt to use them to destabilise their peaceful country

Must you blame America government for everything? I think it's high time people started taking responsibility for their actions.

Good luck to those who are going to apply

Jsucre:
Egbira or Ebira . No spoil our name abegiiiiii

Leave them. The correct spelling is "Ebira", not "Egbira". But some people would be arguing with you when you try to correct them.

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Discipline is priceless

UyaiIncomparabl:


Her son will take over from her.

You had better not marry into a Nigerian family.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Lies and nonsense..
Pls do a proper investigation and stop blaming everything on some BS Nigeria juju nonsense..

Use the same nonsense to call your president to order..

Slavery..bad governance..lack of electricity still exists in Nigeria and nobody has used juju to fix it...

If Juju existed or was potent the ‘gods’ would have sensed the whiteman coming to cart away slaves and done something about it...

If juju existed bad governance won’t be the order of the day in Nigeria and by now the President of Nigeria might be dead on the grounds of gross incompetence...
Or they can't use the same juju to stop the daily massacre in Nigeria?
Primitive Dumbos still believe in nonsense..

So y'all should keep mute with y'all Nigeria juju nonsense..

Religion and primitive superstitious nonsense is what keeps Africa(Nigeria)backward..they don't want to go into deep thinking..they rather link every little thing to nonsense..

No one is even talking about mental illness or her falling for some sort of smart scam from the guy.. everyone is talking about Nigeria juju like she mentioned that..
Since thinking is hard for Nigerians they chose the easiest thing that's gonna make the story sound cool..
Who confirmed it to be juju?


HEY JUJU I NEED NAIRALAND CLOSED DOWN..
SEEMS THE NIGERIA JUJU AINT WORKING HERE..

You're getting it all wrong. Juju exists, it's only that it doesn't do positive things.

If what he said is true, those people lamenting should keep quite

Please, does anyone have an idea on how I can request for driver's abstract from the FRSC.

Hope they've not discontinued the service.

devdev:
You neither memorize nor cram codes. You understand codes and syntaxes. You use a professional editor/ide. On editors like VSC, you can install plugins that helps generate a boilerplate. For example, instead of writing initial class component on a .jsx page, typing a code like rcc can help you generate the boilerplate for that page while you focus on core programming.

Nice one

Brainmer:
I only cram the syntax and know what it does , the rest is copy and paste from Google and documentation .

Whichever programming languages you choose as your preferred language, one thing is sure; you'd be dealing with thousand or millions of codes.
Back to the question, do you memorize/cram them?
How do you remember your codes without forgetting them? Or you just have to remember the concept?

Indispensable85:



A very simple assignment, go to your dictionary and read up the meaning of twitting. Come back and tell me thank you.

Hatred can truly make you stupid without knowing it.

Here are the dictionary meanings. Now tell us if "tweeting on WhatsApp" is correct

Iyaebe:
I don't believe in men's sexual abuse,if it was an abuse why did he sustain erection?

Do you think sexual abuse only happens when there is a penetration?
Don't you know that by merely grabbing a female or male sex organ without his/her consent is a sexual abuse?

You don't need to have erection before you could be considered sexually abused.

If you think it's a lie, just try and make sure you grab a lady's bo*bs when next you go out, and let's see if you won't be charged for sexual abuse. Sexual abuse is not only when you have sex with someone.

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Why do some graduates find it difficult to speak good English? I mean, even to construct a simple sentence. Funny enough, most of these guys brag about their educational Degree and most of them tend to be very arrogant.

The funny part of it is that, they are even confident and proud with the blunders they make while speaking.

Has anyone met such graduate?

Do you speak good English? You said "funny enough" instead of "funnily enough."

English nah mates?

Ammishaddai:
Bros , the conditions for divorce has been stipulated for in the bible and we dont need to debate this matter further .


See what the bible says in Matt 19:9 :

And I say to you, whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery; and whoever marries her who is divorced commits adultery


From the bolded , it is clear that divorce is impossible and no matter the condition or circumstances, a man or woman is not permitted to have a divorce, and even if he should have a divorce, he/she cannot marry because that will be judged as adultery.

And the sin of adultery is forgivable, right?

Don't worry, she will be the one to advise you in the next few years. Let her enjoy while it lasts

Anything that would make your partner to end her phone conversation with an apposite sex when she sees you approaching, is a clear evidence that he's hiding something from you.
Under normal circumstances, you both are supposed to be more close than the opposite sex, so if she is now hiding their conversations from you, it shows something is wrong somewhere.
You even said that she cleared her WhatsApp conversations with the guy. Holy gram!
You don't need a soothsayer to tell you before you know that the relationship has started nose diving.

KingOfAmebo:


"So, why are the West still scared of engaging Russia in a war judging from your senseless assumption that the Russian military is weak?". Village People Spokesperson

Putin has not given NATO any reason to join the war directly. If Putin feels that NATO is afraid of him, he should attack Poland, which is a member of NATO and has been offering assistance to Ukraine. This is the fastest way to involve NATO. This is what Putin should do if he really wants a confrontation with the NATO.

Maybe that's the best way to send all the inhabitants of the earth to heaven

007Marvel:
Fools will say is propaganda because Russia is at the receiving end! Go to YouTube Warleak to be precise and see Hard evidence! The Russian military is actually the 4th best military in Ukraine right now! First position goes to the Ukrainian Military, second position goes to the civilian resistance and the third position goes to the farmers! Those farmers are specialists in towing Russian tanks

Those farmers no get joy at all

IbrahimSkiba:



So?!!!!

Nice and clean writeup.. punctuation marks in right places.. paragraphs when needed..

Sarcasm

Aromeh360:


Lol, CNN n Aljazeera are your sources? Pathetic!! no wonder you misinform

I think it's high time you came up with your own source since every source is fake to you