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Can you image this nuisance in the community. At 15 me and my pairs, were still bathing outside until neighbors with daughters started screaming at us to use the bathroom. We didn't even know why but we took the advice when we sighted too many stares. Kids of this days are something else. In the meantime, can somebody gimme info on this incident that took place in Lagos this month about the faith of this man that stabbed his wife in retaliation, after being sliced in the kitchen by same RIP wife?
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Who remember this incident and has info about the faith of the man? Because his cut was massive
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Last image. 97k cannot just sweep under carpet like that. Had to message them ASAP. If nothing happens, I'll spend this week casting them on all social media platform.
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NAIRALANDERS HELP ME OOO. SPORTY BET WANTS TO PLAY A FAST ONE WITH ME OOO. CAN ANYONE IMAGE THIS? I PLAYED 16 GAMES AND FLEX IT WITH 11+ OPTION. 10 WON, 4 LOST, 2 VOIDED AND NOW THERE'RE CLAIMING I LOST. PLEASE MAKE UNA CONFIRM THIS TRASH TALK FROM 'EM.
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Stupid conversation. It's like asking a deaf and dumb person that knows sign language what body part they use most? As if anything can compete with both hands and legs. Like I said, stupid conversation. |
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Really not their first time. Mstchwww... AFONJAAA! |
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See dem this one as dem go toway their life under truck. I can't even imagine the impact! Heads will be cut off and grinded, due to the impact. Not even Airbag go save for this kan accident. RIP to dem sha... Life goes on. In the mean time, preparing for Man U vs ATM. Thank God for BREATHABLE LIFE! 1 Like |
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No one is asking what he had done to get there in the first place. Anyway, before dem start to dey lambaste me, RIP to the fellow. Nigerians are on the target point in Asia, so you going there should be extra careful. |
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When i was small, i like cleaning my ears with biro and my mouth will open wide with saliva dripping down and a climaxing-looking eyes. Today i still stick biro in my ears and unconsciously dripping saliva with an orgasm-looking face. Damn! I was caught one day doing it by my 5yrs old daughter and she was like "i think daddy is a baby"... 3 Likes 1 Share |
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Am not a BBN or any of the reality show lover, but from what i can tell about this nigga, he's one of those hustling 9ja that knows his THING but needed a financial breakthrough to showcase that THING. BBN was the way out! Now he's balling. Better than those Twerking, Foundation and Make-up scam artist winners before him. All the best LAKESIDE! |
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Did anybody actually finish reading this article or just skip through it? Because after reading the first two lines, i knew this was going to be a looong day, so i found myself staring at the end of the article within 5 seconds. WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN? |
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Baba God dey over relax for our case. I wonder what would make him come into Nigeria's matter, or is it until everyone's dead? I WONDER! ![]() |
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Now we all see reasons why The Great Fela sang "Beast of no Nation"....Buhari animal in human skin! The so cause of many affliction in this country since his tenor. All his predecessors do have their faults too, but this is just too unbearable yet he's watching the situation of this nation with great unintelligency. What an asswipe. |
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My guy go learn this rare gem skills that gets ignored here in 9ja "FORKLIFT OR REACH TRUCK". Operators job in Yankee na hot lava. Get certified and thank me later in ur prayers when u get there. Me too dey find breakthrough ![]() ![]() Nursing and Mid-husband too make sense die, but after COVID pandemic, I had a rethink. ![]() 1 Like |
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Jonvalek UchihaRagnar: |
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See as this one sef dey expose herself to her enemies. Young once this days will never learn. She's now in her enemies crossbar. Because wicked people won't be happy of growth. Babe please calm down and go lowkey... |
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It's high time our young girls start learning Martial Art for self-defense. In fact it'll be best if government sign the bill of combat training in our secondary school under the Physical Education department so as to reduce all this rape and killing issue. Instead of young girls getting raped and murdered just for free like that, they'd rather be murdered defending themselves and not getting raped. Better to die than living with an everlasting stigma, if luck have it, she might even escape them using this combat skills. Maybe if they start leaving marks or scar on this bastard rapist, they'll have second thoughts next time they plan visiting any other victim. |
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Guy stop talking off key. Na only cultist bullets no dey penetrate? I remember my granpa did charm of weapon on me without my consent. I got to know when armed men where sporadically spraying bullets on a highway after a robbery gone wrong, 4 people died and some injured. Two bullets hit me but I stood strong like Samson. The scariest moments in my life. The info got to my granpa after a month, he requested to see me soon after and when I got home, he confessed to have done a charm on me for protection. Long story short, I didn't want such thing on me, so I went back to him to neutralize and remove the charm he made and that was it. My point is, even the cutest person you see out there may be spiritually powerful, but that doesn't mean they're into bad things! Rexymania: 2 Likes |
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Fhemmmy: Thanx mate. I really appreciate your response and concern. The burial was a success and even if I have a whole lot of debt to cover, am glad I gave him a befitting burial. Thanks once again. |
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Yes I am mate, and am embarrass by all this especially when am not the kind of person that begs. So please don't MOCK me! ![]() luminouz: |
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Well funds not been as expected. But am going for a 30k casket, the embalmment and weeks spent in the morgue including ambulance to transport the body to his resident is still there. I just want to do this without incurring much debt, so item 7 and all this stuff is totally out. So pofpof and water should do the tricks. Yet its still money, but have raised up to 25k as at now sha. Thanks for your concern though. Fhemmmy: |
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