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Politics / Re: Crowd At Pedestrian Bridge In Bauchi As Buhari's Convoy Passes (Photos) by josephcletus(m): 8:06pm On Apr 26, 2018
The day Buhari's supporters would become sensible is the day they'll stop selling fish as sardine....
Celebrities / Re: Guess Who And Stand A Chance To Win A Prize by josephcletus(m): 6:01pm On Apr 24, 2018
Jjclawn:
Buhari
Wia my money?
chill na... Na all prizes be money?
I say NEXT HARDWORKING YOUTH
Celebrities / Re: Guess Who And Stand A Chance To Win A Prize by josephcletus(m): 6:00pm On Apr 24, 2018
frbona:
Your pop grin grin cheesy tongue
Keep the prize

lol... FTC
congrats!!! our NEXT RATED HARDWORKING YOUTH tongue
Celebrities / Guess Who And Stand A Chance To Win A Prize by josephcletus(m): 4:55pm On Apr 24, 2018
tongue grin Guess who this is and stand a chance to be our next HARDWORKING NIGERIAN YOUTH
tongue grin

Sports / Re: I'm Proud To Be Your Last Record Signing - Aubameyang Tells Wenger by josephcletus(m): 4:36pm On Apr 22, 2018
Sweetcollins:

For kettle
lol... the fear of network failure is the beginning of nonsense typing
Sports / Re: I'm Proud To Be Your Last Record Signing - Aubameyang Tells Wenger by josephcletus(m): 11:17am On Apr 21, 2018
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Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe: "10 Reasons I Insist Some Nigerian Youths Are Lazy" by josephcletus(m): 11:14am On Apr 21, 2018
Ake1:
This is 10/100 facts. Somebody is writing exam tomorrow but is in church praying for miracles.

A graduate of economics is happily contempted just to sit at home to receive #5000 from Fed govt at the end of every month.

Nigerians youths spend 5 months and desert apprenticeship to become experts just when they see their bosses collecting wages.

Don't you see almajiri everywhere?

Don't you see corporations beggers everywhere?
Don't you see proustite everywhere
Don't you see internet scammers where?
Don't you see arm robbery of youths everyday?
Don't you see 419ners everywhere?
90℅of boko haram is made up of youths.
Don't you see young Nigerians graduate turning pastors everyday due to laziness?
Many factory in Lagos have been turned to churches because of laziness.
Let say the truth jare.

"many factory in Lagos have been turned to churches because of laziness"

A lazy one spotted!!
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe: "10 Reasons I Insist Some Nigerian Youths Are Lazy" by josephcletus(m): 11:07am On Apr 21, 2018
These guys (Bubu and my namesake;Joe) should learn to streamline the nonsense they say to their own people...

If Bubu had said "My People",perhaps no one would be this concerned.
As for Joe,I think the Nnewi doesn't favour the Energetic and business oriented Igbo boys out there.... Maybe you should take a stroll to popular markets in Lagos and see the Igbo boys selling the 'unsellable' just to make ends meet..

A fool at 60+ is a fool till death!

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Politics / Re: Why Jonathan Is Responsible For Dividing Nigeria Not Buhari - Keyamo by josephcletus(m): 9:54am On Apr 21, 2018
Nonsense
who is better

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Celebrities / Re: President Buhari And The Lazy Youth - Seyi Law Reacts by josephcletus(m): 8:15pm On Apr 20, 2018
grin tongue PVC or no PVC,the winner of the forthcoming Presidential election has been selected behind doors..... I WEEP FOR NIGERIA....

#BackToDaura by thunder, fire,and by force grin

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Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun To World Bank: "We Don’t Need Your Help On Our Debts" by josephcletus(m): 8:09pm On Apr 20, 2018
AlPeter:
Wao wao wao, so Buhari has been the president since 2007
I'm sure you know that's an incomplete statement, by the way,I was trying to drive a point home that obasanjo cleared 'almost all the debt' he inherited...

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Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun To World Bank: "We Don’t Need Your Help On Our Debts" by josephcletus(m): 6:39pm On Apr 20, 2018
Like president,like minister....
clueless monkeys everywhere
"As at May 29, 2007, Obasanjo left a Nigeria with external debt of almost zero. Our total debt was $3.348 billion, which included debts incured by the 36 states of the federation"...

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Cee-C Is Better Than Buhari For Apologizing After Insulting Tobi by josephcletus(m): 12:11pm On Apr 20, 2018
Reno na my man,so he dey follow this show wella.....even the Saturday night party..haba !

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Romance / Re: Kingtblakhoc And His Actresses Pose In Lekki Flood (Photos) by josephcletus(m): 12:05pm On Apr 20, 2018
Boxer007:

My brother. You suck diks?

Gays got their reward bro.... na hell sure for you !!!
Sports / Re: BREAKING: Arsene Wenger Resigns As Arsenal Coach by josephcletus(m): 11:56am On Apr 20, 2018
[/b]May that particular Daura Wenger in our country resign by force before 2019....
Politics / Get Your Pvc by josephcletus(m): 11:12am On Apr 20, 2018
How dare a man who has the same qualification as my late grandmother call me lazy!
Get your PVC let's send someone packing come 2019!
Politics / Re: Attempt To Defend Buhari’s Comments On Nigerian Youths Imbecilic — Lawyer by josephcletus(m): 11:03am On Apr 20, 2018
if only this Daura President can take a walk to the "ever busy" Ikeja-Along....... or maybe a morning stroll (6-11 am) to the ghetto-like Ketu market,to see how #ThelazyNigeriaYouths carry excess load for buyers just to earn 300..
rain or no rain,sun or no sun,harmattan or no harmattan, the working spirit never dies

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Pasuma Reacts To Cee-C's Fight With Tobi by josephcletus(m): 5:49pm On Apr 19, 2018
Can Pasuma speak this good?
Politics / Re: "60 Percent Of Nigerian Youths Are More Educated Than You" - Man Tells Buhari by josephcletus(m): 4:17pm On Apr 19, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I disagree...
So where are the 60% educated youths?

-The same youths are the ones who collect 500 to chant "Sai Baba".
-The same youths that are hired for counter-protests.
-The same youths that defend Buhari on all online platforms.
-The same youths wasting their time campaigning and voting for BigBrother housemates when they have no PVCs to vote out the dullard in 2019.
-The same youths that wear "Buhari till 2023" T-shirts?
-The same youths that gave the Igbos quit notice from the North last year?
-The same youths that kill for rituals to get rich?
-The same youths that put out false stories on blogs to earn traffic
-The same youths that devote endless man-hours to stalking of celebrities and begging them alms.
-The same youths who spend more time waiting for miracles in church rather than carrying out inventive researches in labs.

Please where are these educated youths?

The truth be told;
The hunger and poverty in the land has made even the educated become stupid stomach-serving zombies.


Your first point so called is as good being called nonsense.... checkout the people who chant the "sai- baba" more....HIS BROTHERS!

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Youths: President Buhari's Speech Vs Jonathan's Speech by josephcletus(m): 3:53pm On Apr 19, 2018
The difference is clear... mallam all the way

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Politics / Re: A Lot Of Nigerian Youths Haven’t Been To School — Buhari Tells Commonwealth by josephcletus(m): 4:28pm On Apr 18, 2018
A FOOL in his second tenure is a FOOL forever until death comes visiting

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Celebrities / Re: “My Wife’s Birthday Is This Month!” – Davido by josephcletus(m): 3:45pm On Apr 18, 2018
Should I fry beans ?
Travel / Re: Kano Longest Underpass Ready For Use (video, Pictures) by josephcletus(m): 3:03pm On Apr 18, 2018
Enough of these 'transport infrastructure'.... give us what we want....
The good roads in Akwa-Ibom are now serving as sites for photoshoot for the 'JOBLESS YOUTHS'.

Kano is even better for this kind of development....
Politics / Re: “we Have Not Performed Badly” – Buhari Tells Supporters In London by josephcletus(m): 10:07am On Apr 16, 2018
What has he even said
Jokes Etc / What Is The 'worst' Grammatical Blunder You've Ever Come Across? by josephcletus(m): 8:28am On Apr 16, 2018
embarassedSome years back,I collapsed about seven times when I heard someone saying "I think I WAS told you not to 'flay' the ball here again :-


post yours and keep the fun going,bearing in mind that no one is perfect !

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Car Talk / Re: N90million Koenigsegg Regera’s Key Is The Most Expensive Car Key In The World by josephcletus(m): 7:59am On Apr 16, 2018
the key fit open Buhari head make e do better thing
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Khloe "Cee-c Is A Virgin; My Sister Is Also A 23-Year-Old Virgin" by josephcletus(m): 6:11pm On Apr 15, 2018
Them dey write am for face
Romance / Re: Kingtblakhoc And His Actresses Pose In Lekki Flood (Photos) by josephcletus(m): 3:47am On Jul 09, 2017
All these girls no get family(ies) wey dey internet inclined or at least,get small scope of social media......... Maybe they come from "village interior" via "house girl transit"..��
Travel / Re: Thread for South Korea prospective students by josephcletus(m): 3:42am On Jul 09, 2017
Why unar no try North Korea?? grin grin

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Education / Re: Uniuyo 2015/2016 Post UTME And Admission Update Thread by josephcletus(m): 8:05am On Oct 14, 2015
Please I'm still thinking about the school fee...I'll be very grateful if anyone would link me up with a biochemistry student in uniuyo..its important I prepare myself...financially,academically,nd more
Education / Re: Uniuyo 2015/2016 Post UTME And Admission Update Thread by josephcletus(m): 10:27am On Oct 09, 2015
Please I need a biochemistry student in UNIUYO......cos I just gained an admission into the school(same course).Actually,I THINK he/she would b in a better position to tell me how year1 is going to be or any of my nlander...Joseph cletus@fb, 09029150375@whatsapp...I remain Loyal !!!
Education / Re: Uniuyo 2015/2016 Post UTME And Admission Update Thread by josephcletus(m): 2:24pm On Oct 08, 2015
kabasa1:
Bro I think the standard fee for yr1 is 55,500 tho depends on ur faculty then accepted fee is 15k but for hostel if you are giving bd space is 8500 but if u need to buy a space in the hostel dats M2 the price varies depending on the person but is normally btw 20-28k so just have that in mind and once again congrats to U
....d standard there does it mean total ?....as in from sch fee to other dues....also I nid to get linked up with uniuyo biochem student...please everyone should help

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