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Romance / Re: What Are You Doing With A Man That Can't Meet Your Needs? by jovial22(m): 8:50pm On Mar 12, 2023
EriMma1:
No no no... You tell me?

A man who cannot meet your needs should not be anywhere around you because he'll only be a stumbling block to your progress and cause you to miss out on great opportunities that would have come your way through those who understand the assignment. Don't ever let such men around you.

I've never been an advocate for starting small with a man after my past experiences even before the economy got this bad not to talk of now that it has plunged deep into meltdown.

A lot of ladies who went into such mess in the early 2000s are still carrying the family till today while the men are struggling to meet up with no headways or hopes in sight. This takes me to the next point.

As a single man still struggling, don't ever brainwash or be brainwashed by any girl to go into marriage and manage with you until things get better. Y'all have seen that e go better has become the prayer of a poor man. So run away from such trap. Make it to a reasonable level first before going for a woman.

I don't want to begin to go into details of the eventualities that may likely occur and become very grave due to inability to tackle them financially. Use your tongue to count your teeth.

I remember a long time ago when I was dating one struggling guy. The aunty asked him a very good question I'll never forget in my life and that taught me a lesson I've been applying in life's situations.

He invited me to come spend the weekend with him that the aunt was around so I could feel relaxed. When I got there and the aunty saw me, she called him aside and asked him the following.
You know we are struggling to eat in this house. Your salary is not enough and you brought in a young girl. What if there's an emergency in the course of her stay, what will you do? How will you go about it? When he told me, I became scared and thought the aunt was right. I now remembered one certain time I visited a friend. So that night we strolled out to buy suya. I don't know if it was from the suya paper or the unhygienic environment it was prepared that gave me food poison. That night, I didn't know where I was. Serious stomach cramps and I was just coiling up in the room that day holding my stomach. Again this lawyer guy no get shishi to even take me to the nearest clinic. In his confusion he gave me garlic to chew. That seemed to help a little but omor, I broke up with him.

So, with this few points of mine, I believe iv been able to convince and not confuse you on the need to stay away from a man that cannot cater for your needs.

If you attack me, it shows you're a struggling guy or dating a struggling guy. Una eyes go soon clear. My own don clear tey tey.

Enjoy.



Mugu !!! What stops you from meeting your own needs. Are you not very stupid like this
Politics / Re: Buhari: Queen Elizabeth Backed Nigeria During Biafran War by jovial22(m): 2:23pm On Sep 11, 2022
muykem:
God bless the soul of Queen Elizabeth 11. Rest in peace mother of the world. I support that UNN should be named after her as a symbol of peace and unity in Nigeria.



Mugu

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Politics / Re: Charlyboy: Buhari Will Look Like A Saint If Tinubu Or Atiku Becomes President by jovial22(m): 6:47pm On Jun 08, 2022
cocolacec:

Ugly old cargo charly go and sleep in your Biafra land.We must banish Osus from Yorubaland.

Zombie, the truth will always irritate you.
Politics / Re: Emeka Ihedioha: Still The Beautiful Bride Of Imolites - Dumebi Ifeanyi by jovial22(m): 6:36pm On Apr 22, 2022
But I don't think there will be any kinda change in terms of insecurity even if ihedioha was to be the Governor.. from the look of things, ESN tackles all Governors that does not succumb to their biddings

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Romance / Re: Boyfriend Retrieves All He Bought For Girlfriend After He Saw Her With A Guy by jovial22(m): 8:52pm On Apr 21, 2022
You even carry the guy jacket give your current bf ��� Asin?... E be like your current bf na SIMPle. Em just respect em self keep quiet, if not em for collect wotowoto

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by jovial22(m): 5:10pm On Jan 15, 2022
Pclemenza:

Please, Can I get the past questions from you?

Please are you with the past questions?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by jovial22(m): 5:05pm On Jan 15, 2022
[quote author=Fhunshore post=107681770]


Good evening, regarding UBA recruitment process. I was scheduled for a cognitive test on Thursday 18, Nov 2021. I am really in need of every information you can provide for me. Kindly hint me on what to expect for the cognitive test via funsotejuoso@gmail.com

Thank you [/quote


What was the cognitive assessment test all about?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by jovial22(m): 5:03pm On Jan 15, 2022
yourfavourite:
Yes. Was sent documentation mail

What's the cognitive assessment test all about ?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by jovial22(m): 4:51pm On Jan 15, 2022
patody:


When is the test
do you have an idea what the cognitive assessment is all about ??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For The 2017 Recare Limited Graduate Trainee Programme by jovial22(m): 4:47am On Nov 11, 2021
candyyy:

Have you been contacted

How much is their pay ? Please
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Protesters Storm Ojota, Lagos (Pictures) by jovial22(m): 12:40pm On Jul 03, 2021
jrjfjfj:
The earlier my fellow Yorubas realize that igbos doesnt love you the better for them .All they are after is to mock you after your downfall.Any Yoruba doing anything with igbo or fulani is going to regret it at the end .Igbo and fulani have been friends since BALEWA/AZIKWE Government in 1959.So forget that trash of igbos telling you they hate fulanis,Igbos and fulanis are allies ,YORUBAS DONT BE FOOLED.


Nawa o..i can't believe this your level of stupidity still exist
Crime / Unknown gunmen Attack Security Men At Akwa Ibom by jovial22(m): 6:22pm On Mar 28, 2021
BREAKING:

UNKNOWN GUNMEN ALLEGEDLY CLASH WITH NIGERIA SECURITY AGAIN, IN AKWA IBOM STATE, 28/3/2021, MILITARY HILUX SET ABLAZE, 3 ARMY PERSONELS GUN DOWN AND THEIR RIFFLES TAKEN AWAY.

NA WAAAAOO ! ARE WE SAFE ?

Politics / Re: Military Jet Combs Orlu For ESN Operatives After Failed Land Combat by jovial22(m): 10:45pm On Jan 27, 2021
MejiLoyon:
So Wetin you no see for ground na up you wan go see am? Even the sound alone if the ESN guys dey outside dey play ball if them see airplane Shey no be say them go japa? Them go just dey dish out headlines like say na one gig ram dey our heads.

It's called show of force. It's a military technique that is aimed at intimidating the opposition. Just to let una know say we dey around O,E ma lo Shey Yama Yama. The sound also scares them shitless. Go make them maintain.

My dear Igbo brothers. Make una dey calm down. You can never win the superior power of the federal government. Even if you're on the right, they will still win. Don't let miscreants fuel the embers of war. Nothing sweet pass peace.


Trash!!!!!!

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Crime / Re: Kidnapper Honest Digbara ‘Bobosky’ Arrested In Rivers State by jovial22(m): 12:37pm On Sep 12, 2020
Straight to jail... Life imprisonment please

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Investment / Kylie Jenner Beats Kanye West, Ronaldo To Top Forbes 2020 Highest Paid Celebriti by jovial22(m): 10:23am On Sep 02, 2020
Forbes has released its Top 100 Highest-Paid Celebrities List for 2020 with the stars collectively raking in an estimated $6.1 billion before taxes, $200 million drop from 2019.

The annual list which was published on Monday named Kylie Jenner as the lead and her brother-in-law, Kanye West, coming in second, raking in $590 million and $170 million respectively.

The 23-year-old entrepreneur made US$590m due to the 51 percent sale of her Kylie Cosmetics company to Coty Inc.
Also, Kanye West who is a billionaire, earned $170 million after making most of his earnings from his Yeezy sneakers deal with Adidas.
Other celebrities who made up the Top 5 include tennis player, Roger Federer who earned $106 million, Juventus star, Cristiano Ronaldo with $105 million, and fellow football player, Lionel Messi at $104 million.
Crime / Re: Young Man Killed By Cultist In Ojota, Lagos State (Graphic Photos) by jovial22(m): 1:10pm On Aug 20, 2020
Police work na to just come evacuate... Idiot people

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United: Europa League (2 - 1) On 16th August 2020 by jovial22(m): 12:31am On Aug 17, 2020
Manchester united na very overrated club.... You can't strongly bet for the team not even when they are playing newbie clubs. So annoying

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Celebrities / Re: Ruby Uche Celebrates Her 21st Birthday With A New Car by jovial22(m): 8:21pm On Jul 31, 2020
Those kinda ladies are not up to 5%.

I can bet my balls that she is a high class Ashawo

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Asked Me To Tell My Mum To Remarry & I Have Lost Confidence In Her by jovial22(m): 6:47am On Jul 05, 2020
Any lady that will get married to you will be in a total mess ;!!!!!!.... Cos suggestion is a crime in your dictionary.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Asked Me To Tell My Mum To Remarry & I Have Lost Confidence In Her by jovial22(m): 6:43am On Jul 05, 2020
Ds OP na fool.... When has suggestion become a crime. You are not even ready to get married and you are here seeking for useless opinion. You never even graduate. Mtcheew.... Rubbish

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: 'Traditional Rulers In Katsina Are Aiding Bandits' by jovial22(m): 11:03am On Jun 15, 2020
Wetin concern me
Crime / Re: Woman Accused Of Killing Agulu Youths In Anambra & Using Church To Cover Up by jovial22(m): 12:08pm On May 20, 2020
Fabulouzjoseph:
Where is the freedom of religion.
if she decides to worship satan how is that anybody's problem?.
everyone has a right to practice whatever religion of their choice. Make una free that woman

*modified* if it were the same energy they used in capturing this woman that they used in capturing our corrupt politicians it would have been better.

*note* before you qoute me make sure you are a saint and you have not committed any thing bad before. undecided

Did you inherit your stupidity or you bought it in the market?
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: Abubakar Shekau Should Be Killed, Not Imprisoned by jovial22(m): 3:08pm On Apr 22, 2020
1willywilly:
Yorubas through FFK are calling for the death of Shekau.
BOKO Harem are not occupying any Yoruba Land, Why do Yorubas want them dead.
If Field Marshal Abubakar Shekau decide to strick Yoruba Land now, people please don't complain.
Bono Harams are Islamic Freedom Fighters who want to live their life and rule themselves in Islamic way.
Why are Yorubas in Nigeria Army love killing Bono Harem members that did them nothing.
To Field Marshal Abubakar Shekau , Yorubas want you dead by any means.

Foolish cow
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: Abubakar Shekau Should Be Killed, Not Imprisoned by jovial22(m): 3:07pm On Apr 22, 2020
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Crime / Suggestion on how to Curb the use of POS for robbery by jovial22(m): 11:38am On Apr 22, 2020
Recently, the robbers do break into a house at night or any time of the day. And with guns held to their heads, victims are ordered to furnish their ATM cards as well as disclose their pin numbers, which are then confirmed with a PoS device before the cards are taken away. The robbers then proceed to withdraw as much cash as possible before daybreak when the incident is reported and cash with­drawal stopped.

I will suggest the CBN should place a limit on the time a POS could be used. Let's say from 10pm to 6am daily, all POS should be disconnected from their various banks. With this method it will minimize the use of POS at time for robbery.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: India Lifts Ban On Chloroquine Export After Trump's Threat by jovial22(m): 2:57pm On Apr 07, 2020
Hmmmmm
Business / Re: I Need Help Setting Up A Fast Food Joint by jovial22(m): 8:41pm On Dec 28, 2019
beylinko:

wow, thank you for this info. so this thread still exist? internet surely never forgets.
I am 5. beautiful years now into this Business only by God's grace.
entrepreneur is a beautiful road to follow


Please can I av your number?
Music/Radio / Re: VIDEO: Timaya - Sili-kon by jovial22(m): 12:21pm On Nov 07, 2019
Nice
Music/Radio / Re: Mr P (Peter Okoye) - Karma (Video) by jovial22(m): 7:21pm On Sep 30, 2019
Majority of us dislike this guy for no reason but truth be told, the song make brain
TV/Movies / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Celebrates Mercy Birthday, Pours Moët Champagne On Her Photo by jovial22(m): 10:59am On Sep 29, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Exactly as I expected, this renowned online sex commodity was the first to confirm my statement.



Brother wey mumu
Jobs/Vacancies / Opportunity At Okvendor Online Store. by jovial22(m): 12:08pm On Jul 10, 2019
Those who are willing to contest should follow them on instagram via @Okvendor (fashion spring)

Autos / Re: President Donald Trump's ₦465million Beast Spotted Refueling In London(Pics) by jovial22(m): 1:50pm On Jun 04, 2019
The rate at which crime is being perpetuated in this country is alarming. This two individuals ( names yet to be gotten) who claimed to come from Anambra state, yesterday defrauded a guy believed to have just arrived Lagos and so other innocent Nigerians.

Narration by the victim

( Name withheld ) yesterday been Monday, I went to idumota, Lagos state to see a friend. On getting there and waiting for my friend to come and pick me up. A guy approached me and offered that they are doing promo which warrants the choosing of some numbers of which the person becomes a winner if the chosen number tallys with the hidden one. The two fraudsters agreed that I just won some set of electronics and demanded that I pay a whooping sum of 22,000 naira for clearing before i could lay claims on the product. After i paid the money to carry the stuff, they refused and said I should get out that I didn't win and I said OK if I didn't win then let my money be refunded to me. This resulted to an argument of which they beat and drove me away saying that the government is aware of their crime and nothing can be done about it. A police man was there buh could not do anything so was a soldier. I went to report to soldiers at Bonny camp island which is close to idumota, the soldier that came with me didn't do anything instead he joined them and started attacking me. After all said and done, he collected two thousand Naira and left.

Those fraudsters humiliated me and Nigerian forces saying that the police and soldiers has no real power that they all bow to money at the mention of it. I was embarrassed.

Please we need the government to do something about this as those two criminal are still there with their bus and groups defrauding people and the police and soldiers are doing nothing about it

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