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Literature / Re: The Devil's Proposal (A Short, Educative & Interesting Story) by jsharp(m): 10:41am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Present o..jez saw d mention..this is a great piece,bro..more ink to your pen..but i got on your blog n cudnt find d rest of d episodes..maybe i will jez wait till i get dem here..nice work,bro 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Tarasha - (An Action Thriller) - Story Of The Month - January 2016 by jsharp(m): 8:37pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
Wow..i dont know exactly wat to say..bn reading dis story for two days now frm d start till now..like i had to borrow a powerbank frm a friend jez to read without break..asin d storyline z beta dan 24 sef gan..oyin,u ghud joor..i wish say i fit write stories like dis..buh ima stick to my poems till i see a revelation..mr oyin,more grease to ya elbow..more updates sha..buh meanwhile,im running to d blog sha |
Celebrities / Re: Solidstar Shares Photo Of His Son, Josh by jsharp(m): 12:18am On Jul 12, 2016 |
buharisbae:u fine sha..come na,let us be friends*in falz's voice* |
Education / Re: What Was Your Worst Subject In Secondary School? by jsharp(m): 2:45am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Fine art..never could draw..even ryt now,i dnt think i can draw an egg very well sef..meanwhile,my only bro can draw lyk da vinci..it no jez dey my blood.. |
Literature / Re: Generation To Generations... by jsharp(m): 11:31am On Jul 04, 2016 |
Wow..wat a story..i saw this on front page about two days ago,i think..n jez finished reading it now..infact,if not for my fone's bad ba3,i wud av finished reading it before now..i slept very late on saturday nyt i think by almost 5:30am cos i was reading ya story n i play keyboard in church,so i almost slept at one tym as i was playing the keyboard..na God help me..i love kathy's character.. i have a frnd like dat who has gone thru a lot..lost her parents in an accident..has jez one surviving sibling..she has trust issues n never socialises..i think im probably her closest frnd but many tyms,she doesnt pick anybody's call even mine for days n wen u ask her questions,she only answers dose she wants to..weird,she is..buh having read dis,i undastand her now much more..i will not let her go now then..thanks for this piece..r there odas uve written?..let me know..n if only i cud write stories like u..i envy you..Jah Bless |
Education / Re: 15 Pictures That Will Make Sense To Anyone Who Attended FUTO by jsharp(m): 10:21pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
paiz:lol..no be lie..i rep FUTO joor..buh me,i left wit a first class..ask around |
Literature / Re: Palingenesis by jsharp(m): 3:28pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Wow...saw this on fp..n read frm beginning to d end..mehn,i love dis..donkross,u too much..i yaff joim literature section frm now on..buh sha,update fast na..*goes to d kitchen for food* |
Sports / Wonder Manager Breaks The Internet by jsharp(m): 11:24pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
News of the Bayern Munich manager's three-
year deal saw the official statement
relocated so the club's website could cope
with the overwhelming traffic demands.
Pep Guardiola's future appointment at
Manchester City was finally confirmed on
Monday to liven up one of the dullest
transfer deadline days in recent memory.
The Spaniard has agreed a three-year deal to
move to the Etihad Stadium when he leaves
Bayern Munich at the end of the season, with
City announcing the long-awaited news on
their website.
But as anyone who tried to view the
confirmation will know, City's website
struggled to cope with the demand and
forced the technical team to relocate the
statement as their homepage continued to
buckle.
Unfortunately https:///
RCQvF3DfCq is struggling to cope with
the big #mcfc news today.
We're
doing all we can to get it back to
normal..
— MCFC Geeks (@mcfcgeeks)
February 1, 2016
...and just under an hour later...
Temporarily we’ve switched https://
/RCQvF3DfCq to just serve the
club statement. We're monitoring the
traffic and will switch back asap.
— MCFC Geeks (@mcfcgeeks)
February 1, 2016
Pep broke the internet, kinda.
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Romance / Re: If She Calls Her Male Friend To Take Her Home After A Date by jsharp(m): 11:39pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
Speechless3:Ah,u can lie sha..u r a real Lie-on |
Career / Best Budget For 2016(must Read For All Guyz) by jsharp(m): 8:58pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
Seems like rhis guy aint gonna get married soon..girls don show am pepper..mods,oya front page
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Religion / Re: Lagos Prophet Sets Member On Fire Because God Asked Him To by jsharp(m): 4:26pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
Hmm...i wonder wetin for happen if only three of my church youths..me,Eric n obinna dey for dat church..ah,as d human dey burn,naim i go shout sef say 'i hear a voice saying BURN THE PROPHET TOO'..me n my boyz go jez run d burning straight.. dat woman get issue sha..if na me,i go run wit both legs n hands if i hear wetin d prophets talk..endtym prophet |
Education / Re: Share Your Experience Living With Your Room Mates In School by jsharp(m): 8:22pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
For all dose dat didnt av an opprtunity to go to skul,jez imagine d roommate thingy afterall u gwt brodas n sistas na..meanwhipe let me share my own.. in 100l,my 6 roommates loved reading n made me read ten hours a day (no joke)..no wonda i came out wit first class finally we had a national president in d room too so morning prayers everyday..lovely room..no fights..buh we always got into trouble wit manowar in skul for cooking in rum.. in 200l,my 6 roommates loved to fight eh,i was the peacemaker,n very dirty n stingy boys..d only joy was playing ludo,phone pes n playstation every evening..d only tin we shared in dat rum was garri..we had a very big bowl n sumbody brought garri every weekend frm home.. my 300l,lovely year..3 roomates..one was bizness minded..sold boxers,singlets,shoes..i almost join go sell pams o..buh my academics no suppose suffer sha..so,i calm down..d oda two,lovely guyz..d only problem na who go agree sweep room..dat rum cud be so dirty some days.. my 400l n 500l,funny year..2 rummates..one was a musician..spent three days every week in skul..always travelling..had plenty money .anytym he wanted to cook soup,he wanted to use fish..n me n d oda guy was kinda always broke..we dey always protest wit dat guy sha..ended up eating junk almost all d tym..d oda guy..my guy..my bestie..buh he can drop his clothes everywhere sha..i was always picking up afta him..no be like say i beta sha..he can laff eh..n d boy cant cook..read nko..ten mins afta looking at his book,na to sleep o..funny roommates...n anytym a girl comes to visit me..he wil jez make a call n from there vamoose.. d boy bn want make i fall..buh i didnt sha..akul was fun joor..i miss skul.. JSHARP |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 12th January 2016 by jsharp(m): 12:05am On Jan 13, 2016 |
sylvalord:lol@anally raped..u harsh o[color=#990000] |
Celebrities / Re: Donjazzy Joins In The Olamide Back To Back Joke - Screen Shots by jsharp(m): 12:00am On Jan 13, 2016 |
yungkc:lol..y na?..dumb baba j..has a nice ring to it sha[size=8pt] |
Car Talk / Re: If Nigerian Mechanics Were Medical Doctors by jsharp(m): 11:48pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Lol..I yaff laugh n break my only glass cup..well,I still get rubber cup 1 Like |
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