*A country where pastors and Alfas are
Billionaire while their followers are hundrednaires
* A country where poverty is seen with the naked
eyes walking among human beings
* A Country where government instead of
removing his citizens from poverty rather send
them to Mecca and Jerusalem to become Alhaji,
Alhaja and JP.
* A country where ladies almost enter
menopause
before they could get husbands to marry them
because of so call education.
* A country where the number of Single mothers
double Single ladies.
* A country where a graduate of 35 years old
men have no
plan
to get married, because of unemployment.
*A country where Transformation is different
from Change
* A Country where corruption is a mere stealing
* A country where Thief can be sentence to 50
yrs imprisonment while a corrupt figures would
only be warned.
‘Clock is ticking, time is running, card readers are
charging, PVCs are dusting, wind of change and
transformation are
blowing,
umbrellas are ready to be activated to spread,
brooms are activated and ready to sweep, INEC
is distributing, Jonathan and Buhari are
promising, Boko Haram is ready to kill, Nigerians
are
willing to choose, Politicians are ready to rig,
Thugs are ready to snatch ballot boxes,PDP and
APC are doubting and paniking .Jonathan and
dame are praying, fasting and reading psalms,
Buhari and Aishat are praying, fasting and
reading the Qur'an just because of MARCH 28.
But God is watching.
Hmmmmmmm
LIFE IS VANITY UPON VANITY.
I CALL ON ALL NIGERIANS TO VOTE WISELY AS
IT IS PART OF OUR HUMAN RIGHT.
SAY NO TO VIOLENT
SAY NO TO HATE
SAY YES TO NIGERIA DEVELOPMENT AND
GROWTH.
Thanks

By Lagbaja on the elections. Please read if you
are educated and care about your future
It is alarming reading all sorts of passionate but
absurd comments online
Clearly many have not grasped the essence of
democracy
DJ... o ya... Track 5:
Pause please
Be calm and think deep
You are making a huge mistake of perception
This is not a game... This is your life please!
The issue is not Jonathan versus Buhari
It is not primarily about them
It is primarily about YOU
This election is about your future
This is not Chelsea versus Arsenal...No!
Neither is it Real Madrid versus Barcelona...No!
This is bigger than El Classico
This is not a game... This is your life please!
It is "you today" versus "you tomorrow"
Your "now" versus your "future"
Your ONE life... your aspirations...
Your dreams
We have turned this election into a game
People passionately defending their "team"
Jonathan versus Buhari ke?
No, people, it is actually "you today" versus "you
tomorrow"
Democracy is about your self interest
Think about yourself
Think about your future
Then vote for the candidate who best represents
your personal aspirations
Not your ethnic team
Not your religious team
Not because someone is playing "humble and
gentle"
But because of your real personal interest
Who is likely to make my life better?
In a way that really impacts me?
Be ye not deceived any longer
Vote wisely... in your own best interest
Last time, you voted in sympathy for Jonathan
This time, vote in sympathy for YOUR SELF
INTEREST
DJ... abeg... Track 6:
Naira is crying... now it's more than N200 to $1
But e no concern you because... "I don't need
dollars na"
Right now you don't understand the full
implication
Because you can still afford data to write your
misguided comments online...abi?
But the day of reckoning is coming soon
When you want to build that your house, your eye
go clear
When you wan' buy floor tiles, your eye go open
When you wan' buy cement you go wake up
God forbid... you get illness wey serious pass
malaria
That is when you will know the full implication
You wan' buy moto one day? You will understand
N250 to $1
Eeee... That day is coming when you must pay
your child's school fees!
It is not a joke... Is your life a joke?
Dream big for your future
Your life deserves better than this endless drift
It is less about them... it is more about YOUl

By Lagbaja on the elections. Please read if you
are educated and care about your future
It is alarming reading all sorts of passionate but
absurd comments online
Clearly many have not grasped the essence of
democracy
DJ... o ya... Track 5:
Pause please
Be calm and think deep
You are making a huge mistake of perception
This is not a game... This is your life please!
The issue is not Jonathan versus Buhari
It is not primarily about them
It is primarily about YOU
This election is about your future
This is not Chelsea versus Arsenal...No!
Neither is it Real Madrid versus Barcelona...No!
This is bigger than El Classico
This is not a game... This is your life please!
It is "you today" versus "you tomorrow"
Your "now" versus your "future"
Your ONE life... your aspirations...
Your dreams
We have turned this election into a game
People passionately defending their "team"
Jonathan versus Buhari ke?
No, people, it is actually "you today" versus "you
tomorrow"
Democracy is about your self interest
Think about yourself
Think about your future
Then vote for the candidate who best represents
your personal aspirations
Not your ethnic team
Not your religious team
Not because someone is playing "humble and
gentle"
But because of your real personal interest
Who is likely to make my life better?
In a way that really impacts me?
Be ye not deceived any longer
Vote wisely... in your own best interest
Last time, you voted in sympathy for Jonathan
This time, vote in sympathy for YOUR SELF
INTEREST
DJ... abeg... Track 6:
Naira is crying... now it's more than N200 to $1
But e no concern you because... "I don't need
dollars na"
Right now you don't understand the full
implication
Because you can still afford data to write your
misguided comments online...abi?
But the day of reckoning is coming soon
When you want to build that your house, your eye
go clear
When you wan' buy floor tiles, your eye go open
When you wan' buy cement you go wake up
God forbid... you get illness wey serious pass
malaria
That is when you will know the full implication
You wan' buy moto one day? You will understand
N250 to $1
Eeee... That day is coming when you must pay
your child's school fees!
It is not a joke... Is your life a joke?
Dream big for your future
Your life deserves better than this endless drift
It is less about them... it is more about YOU

My name is Jude chukwu I live in delta state and I will love to study computer engineering at futminna. I will love to know if it is safe studying their because of the insecurity problem in the north I will Also like to know the requirements, fees and cutoff mark for freshers

I just wrote that to get your attention. please read below
U collect babe number u use "chick" store am.
Shey
her mama na fowl ?
• U buy suya ur woman chop all the meat finish u
con
dey smile dey chop the onion, u be vegetarian?
• U dey wit ur guy & u dey recieve diff kinds of
phone
calls every 5 min, yet u dey claim say u no dey
cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be MTN customer
care
agent?
• U ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you
money and you are angry. Were you expecting her
to
say wisdom & understanding?
• U dey carry ur girlfriend go club, after u marry
her
finish u want stop her frm goin to club. My broda
u
think say miracle fit happen?
• Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey
ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000 . Abeg Were
she
wan fix am?, ontop that coconut head?
• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered
all
ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my
friend u
be zebra?
• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high
heeled shoe...shey u wan whisper to God?
• U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u
expect ur man to believe u are not
cheating. .aunty, u
be mechanic?
• He gave u an engagement ring for over five
years,
he never marry u, my dear u be lord of d rings?
•you dey pay your babe wey dey university school
fees and yet u never write JAMB,u be scholarship
board?
•U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and
u
stil dey call him BABY, my sister he should be ur
ANCESTOR.
•Your babe is licking ice cream...u're drinking pure
water...pls guy Are u diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come
vomit
fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician?
.
.
.
Add yours........
# Lms
Don't spoil the fun.......

A girl went to c a pastor 4
counceling and she was asked
what happened? She simply
replied, my boyfriend did a bad
thing 2 me. D pastor asked did
he beat u? She said no. Did he slap u? She said
no. The pastor
then hugged her, did he do dis
to u? she said no. D pastor kiss
her, did he do this to you. Still no.
The pastor then lay her down
and slept wit her, did he do dis wit u? She said on.
What did he
now do, she said he gave me
AIDS!!
The pastor fainted

----------------My son Listen-------------------------
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and
she never asked you if you're saving or investing,
and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry
her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you,
some could be a good mother to your children but
if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your
children and your family, please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife
to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even
in our days, we had farmlands where they worked
every morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you're the head of the
house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will
see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your
wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult
for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home
needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she
will keep you asking even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in
her body is nothing to be compared to the wound
on her heart and that means you may be in trouble
living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you're married, if you live a
bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon
be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and
many children because of our large farm-lands and
many harvests, there are hardly any land for
farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet
your mother could be your eateries and
restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the
closet thing we did there was to embrace each
other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start
making more money, instead of spending on those
tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to
get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you
all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled
at the window of your mother father’s house, to
call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I
missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has
changed, there could be something you’ve stopped
doing too.
13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle
with me before I bought that tortoise car outside
there, any woman that won’t endure with you in
your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any
woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and
has she ever compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call
feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal
right with you in the house, divide all the bills into
two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start
paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took
more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your
wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you
is that our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school
because I was foolish like many to think a female
child won’t extend my family name, please don’t
make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I
see nowadays has made the male-gender an
ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked up the
cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because
she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her
because of a day like this, so that I can be proud
to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more of
natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some
had minor painting of their appellation mostly on
their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo,
but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of
their body like your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in
what happens in your marriage, try to handle
issues without always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first
sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve
her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your
mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having
children to take care of you too.
23. My son, pray with your family, there is a
tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows
everything, everyday.

There is God oooo, na only him waka come, PDP aren't bus conductor that ask for change. lolz I think the first lady has no brain

daimsy:
Oh great! I am a BIG girl.

Really

A BIG GIRL
The fact that different guys pick you up every
Friday night does not make you a big girl. The
fact that you wear all the latest clothes in the
market, does not make you a big girl. And of
the fact that you uses the latest phone and
different guys pay money into your account
does not make you a big girl... It does not even
make you smart! You are only eating up your
FUTURE!
THEN WHO IS A BIG GIRL?!.
A big girl is a girl with enough brain in her, not
the one with more money. She is not the one
who flirts with all the men around her. She is
the girl who respects her relationship and
marriage. She is never heard but seen. You
know her by what she does, her behaviour
speaks a lot about her. She is every man's
queen, decently dressed... A big girl respects
the value of womanhood... She carries herself
with more dignity... Stop boasting about the
number of men you've slept with my
dear..Remember, cheap articles have more
buyers.. Build yourself into the woman people
will always respect and admire. Never follow
men who will make a mess of your life. Be bold
but humble, be Godly.. Be hardworking, respect
your relationship or marriage, Be ambitious but
contented..Don't make men a priority in life..
Real men will seek after you! Build yourself into
the woman men will always want to take home
to their mamas.. Not the one they only want to
take to hotels and clubs. TRUST ME, if you just
trap a man with your body, he'll go one day. A
lady without morals and dignity is like a phone
without a sim card...
IT IS A WAKE UP CALL LADIES."

FOREIGN NURSES VS NIGERIAN NURSES
If you see where a woman is giving birth abroad,
even as a man, you will feel like getting pregnant.
For only one woman in Labour, You will see an
obstetrician,
A gynecologist
A general surgeon
A specialist surgeon
An anesthetist
A registered nurse midwife
And even registered nurses, plus social welfare
officer and so on.
And they pet women in labour That is why it is
called "Delivery Room" over there.
But in Nigeria my country it is called "Labour
Room".
And if you see what women go through here, You
will agree that it should also be called
CONFESSION and TRIAL room.
Nigerian nurses make pregnancy look like a
criminal offence.
And the worse thing is that they are everywhere
Both private and government hospitals.
For instance........
When a woman who is in labour is brought to the
hospital, They will throw her into the labour room
and lock her up like a criminal awaiting trial and
they will go to the reception and be gossiping Or
go into the Dr.'s office and be "totori-ing" Until the
woman will start shouting like a goat.
And when they go to meet her is not to help her
but to insult her.
You hear things like....
" Na me do you?"
"The man wey do you no dey here oooO"
" Madam push oooO!"
" Abeg open leg joor!
"Abi u wan kill your pikin?"
" You better push now or I go leave you here oo!"
Then the next thing is to report to Matron, Those
matrons with extra extra large buttocks.
I now know wetin dey make their buttocks big
oo.......maybe the sitting on it all day sha. But do
you know if you don't have such an extra ordinarily
extended pelvic protuberance You cannot be a
matron in naija?.Hmnnnn....o ga oooo
Those matrons only have two jobs.
Sitting down in one place for hours or slapping
women in Labour. So when the matron is called,
the next thing she does is to slap the woman in
Labour and the baby will jump out with anger...
I wonder if they are not women themselves..."

Kagarko:
Funny but Live dont have duplicate.

Such is life. Nobody wan die. We got to run for our lives.

But instead of running why not hand him to security personnel in lagos for prosecution.

Anyway the fear of b/haram is the beginning of wisdom.

You are right the fear of book haram is the beginning of wisdom

A conductor in Lagos asked one of his
passengers: Oga, where your money? Passenger
replied: I be staff. Condoctor queried:which kind
staff you be? You be police? No!
You be soldier? No!
You be navy? No!
You be air force? No?
So wetin you be now!
Abeg pay your money!
The passenger replied: You no dey look face?
Conductor shouted rather impatienly-"abeg pay
your money joor"
The passenger camly replied with a deep baritone
-"I BE BOKO! "
"BOKO HARAM!! "
All the passengers shouted.WHAAT!!! conductor
you dey mad? Oga boko sorry sir, abeg no vex,we
go pay for you sir. Everybody screamed DRIVER
NEXT bus stop. Driver said e be like say na here I
go drop too. ''Oya!!! gbogbo ero! ''Jumps out first
and ran without looking back."

We wrote SSCE together and now you are a graduate but am still seeking for admission
And SO WHAT?
does that make you better than me?

Even as we must not get jealous of the success of others, we must not also for any reason look down on our self.

You have not done it but you will because you can! Never feel belittled because your contemporary is succeeding why you are struggling. You are on your way coming and when you arrive, you will be the latest around.

They are getting married but you are not even in a relationship. AND SO WHAT? You are too unique to compete with them.

They are buying houses but you can't even afford your own rent. AND SO WHAT? does that make them better than you?

He wrote his first book at 15, another wrote her first at 80. didn't they both write? They are both authors. Don't kill yourself in trying to meet the expectations of others

He is a special adviser to the president and you are looking for a job. AND SO WHAT? You could become the president someday and appoint him as your special adviser.

AND SO WHAT? AND SO WHAT? AND SO WHAT

Remember life is what you make out of it slowly and steady wins the race...let's keep matching.

For those that feel they've arrived, don't look down on people that hasn't, it will only take them a while. Remember no condition is permanent.

These post is not to encourage laziness, procrastination and failure. it is to tell you that you have the potentials to be who you want to be

Shrug off competition,live your life and don't run at the pace of others

blessedapple:
Avoiding a second death from d hands of our dear "Uniform bros"
Chai

Lolz which one be uniform bros

lolz y d man de run na shebi he don't die. naija

Everything is possible in Nigeria. Everything is possible in Nigeria. Even a dead man is afraid of charges

Change is all we need 2015 and not General Buhari

APC has attempt to trick Nigerians into believing buhari is not on a medical trip to london
Dan'iyan has again uncovered another lie and a failed attempt by Pa buhari and his APC twitter handler that he is not ill and on a political trip to UK
Using its twitter handle Dan'iyan has revealed that Frm prime minister of UK was not in London and could not have met with buhari as its team want Nigeria to believe

Cutehector:
Pls Op retract ur statement. I am a practisin catholic and the catholic faith does not teach that. Even d jews who had Jesus as their own crucified him. Jesus said, on d last day, people wil come from all tribes and races, they wil be drawn from north, south, east and west to sit down at the great table with father abraham. Salvation comes frm ur lifestyle and not ur outword appearance or because u are tagged d name catholic.

Am not sure u are because you don't even know the teachings of the Catholic church or the Vatican 11 council. U can't compare a church founded by Jesus to that founded by man

SMALLPENIS:


I dont ask my Pastor to pray for me, I see God as a friend I can talk to 1 on 1,




And he always answers

So asking God's saints and angel to pray on our behalf is idol worshipping? am not sure u are a Christian

SMALLPENIS:
Really, if we are to follow the Bible, I think all catholics will go to hell.

Reason : praying to/through Mary is synonymous to idol worship, cause christ told Us, 'what ever you ask in my name... ', not 'my mothers name. .. '

Really just like the way u ask ur pastors to pray for you. We ask Mary mother of God to pray for us and were is it in the bible that forbids us from praying to saints

Only Catholics will go to heaven, any other religions or churches outside the Catholic church founded by Jesus is counterfeit.

1.I am the best
2.I can do it
3.God is always with me
4.Am a winner
5.Today is my day

Is it a sin to masturbate and what is the biblical prove?

So!

Baawaa:
Tell this story to Jonathan's family,not sensible Nigerians

Really. what a bitter truth

Everyone is Condemning president Goodluck Jonathan but it is very important for us to know more about General Buhari for us to vote wisely
1.Buhari is not a democrat; on the 31st of december 1983 he was the leader of the Nigeria military coup that overthrew the democratically elected government of shehu shagari
2.During Buhari regime as the minister of petroleum and natural resources some lapses were noticed in the NNPC account and $2.8 billion went missing from the NNPC account
3.Buhari in 1983 ordered the arrest and detention of Bamidele to prevent him from leaking the plot(coup)
4.Buhari is a violator of human rights:
* Critics of his regime were thrown in jail as was the case of nigeria's most popular artist Fela Kuti who was arrested on the 4th of september 1984
* Buhari made a decree that banned strikes and popular demonstrations and he also introduced the NSO which played a wide role in cracking down of public dissent by intimidating, harassing and jailing individuals who broke the interdiction on strikes
5.Buhari is one of the worst dictator in nigeria his regime drew the critics of many including Prof Wole Soyinka, who in 2007 wrote a piece called The Crimes Of Buhari
6.Buhari in 2011 gave support to enforcement of sharia law in Nigeria
7. Buhari is the back bone of Boko haram
8. Buhari quote: if what happened in 2011 should again happen 2015, by the grace of god, the dog and the baboon would all be soaked in blood
9.Buhari quote in 2001: I will continue to show openly and inside me the total commitment to the Sharia movement that is sweeping all over Nigeria, god willing, we will not stop the agitation for the total implementation of the sharia in the country
#VoteWisely

Thanks for your correction

Always believe in yourself
Don't compare yourself with anybody
I can, you can do it

Love sat silently and listened
Listening humbly to the city dwellers
Eyes stare uncertain and unsure
Eyes stare shocked and surprised
Eyes stare trembling and tired
Eyes stare filled with fear and frustration because love has been murdered in the city
Brotherly love and affection has gone on Sabbatical
Son's melt in the presence of fathers
The young turns mute before
Threat has been enthroned
Oppression and injustice second and third in command
Victimization and power is now a permanent visitor in Nigeria because love has been murdered in the city
Mother Teresa of Calcutta , Nigerians miss you
St Francis of Assisi, come to our aid
Prof Wole Soyinka where are you?
Goodluck Jonathan please act fast!

Buhari may be a good man but he is not a good leader. he is not capable of ruling Nigeria so he should please step down before it is too late. he has failed before in 2011 election so it will not be surprising if he fail again in 2015 election.