Hey , see shape !!!

We have to gıve the most expensıve gıft to apprecıate our spouse , may ı ask hım whıch ıs more expensıve btw sex and that so called gıft.

Eye lashes , naıl and lıp-rıng all ırrıtatıng

I have same feelıng for the woman and a Boko Aram

Let the game begıns

Kai ! The exercise book , fascinates me most .

When a female thief smells the owner is close by she throws down all she stole and look for the best escape route. But alas! Madam the owner has already grabbed your blouse.

I still wonder what the intelligent staffs in Nigeria army are doing , after claiming victory in Baga yet ambush continues

Very very old one here

[b][/b]R A Z L = Real advance Zebra in Lagos

This guy ehn !!! Well nice one sha

Octævius: Yet u kip coming almost everyday like u said to read d bullshit written by d small boys cos ur matured guy dnt av ur bleeping time.....smh

GBAMMM !!!

vislabraye: And as for scratching groin in front of a lady, it can even be more romantic if you smell your fingers afterwards.

Ol' boy ee , it set them on very fast , some will even request u dipping it in their nostrils

My friend was mad at his wife for calling a male colleague's name often whenever they discuss and also my immediate sister had once accused her husband of such , I now wonder why this happen frequently this days , can it be a result of negligence or infidelity ?

Gombs:

Oh my God , see what christianity have become ... People are ready to die for their pastors and denominations but none for christ , if the pope show a gesture of love has he done evil ? And if a pastor healed d sick has he done evil ? ... NO !!! . Brothers and sisters please for christ sake let's applaud good things, we are one body in christ , in whatever denomination we find ourselves , pope has shown love let's encourage others in doing so , last holyghost convention daddy Adeboye healed the sick let's encourage other pastors to follow suit,truthfully may God forgive us our sins of blasphemy amen . Praise the lord Halleluya.

Al rasta dem pon di house arise en hype unu KING Majek, nah allow babylon pikni dem run dun ya I'dren Fashek lak dis, nuh dibidibi son bwoi cyan push dun d wall af Jericho. Majek Fashek ah di wall fi IVA

Once ah man hab Jah hand pon im voice , nah matter wah babylon world cyan do pon im physically, even mek im dry likah bone, wholipa world ah guh worship im still. King Majek ! mi nou seh tings ah gbad now, nuh mind 'bout dat, better ah com soon.GALONG MI RAIN PROPHET

emmysenior:

Na true o... No mind dem jare! They failed to realise that they are christians, and that they always chant JESUS IS LORD and not ALLAHU AK'BAR...

But pls don't forget to complete your dose of EPA IJEBU! I heard it cures all sickness.

heheheheheh no mind am , na christians dem be na mek dem com chop majele communion

No matter d situation when you re good success is yours , people dat knw princess said she's ok

U re a devil for having such prayer

Pray: I bet you, the Ojo Police would never make any meaningful arrest. They will arrest innocent people. They know the cultists, they should go after them, afterall they all smoke marijuana together at different joints. May God help us!

Good words bro, that's the fact

It sadden me when I heard stories like this and now this guy is at d verge of going to jail, what a story

He was finer than he is now

pendusky:
And ure too fast to judge..

what's fast about dat judgement , when a finance minister sound like unregistered company took a N2.7bn thru sombody from her ministry n claim non none of her biz in dat, so we ( nigerians ) shud hold that "somebody"responsible. Is that statement logical? My bros ur girlfrnd go dey enjoy u o cos u mumu well well.

Finland: Abeg wetin uti wear for that picture? is he now a comedian?

hehheheheheh na kembe dem dey call that sokoto , its very gud to hunt rodents

Gov Danbaba Suntai dead after a plane crash in Yola some few minutes ago ! He piloted d private jet wit two of his aid n d plane crashes

Gov Danbaba Suntai dead after a plane crash in Yola some few minutes ago !

INNO18: dont mind the silly bigot.

what is the honour in insulting your fellow man ? When he didn't get it right, why can't u correct him courteously and let God honour you?, abusive languages in an environment like this seem primitive to me . Pls fellow nairalanders let's take a cue from this

D LASTMA - kosi were je ka jo geblow !
D MAN - oya now let's go there , u go know say khaki no be leather

Stallion77: While her style, lyrics and vocals were widely panned to unanimous negative reviews, I learned something instrumental (no pun intended) from her.

1. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: While I may not know her, and haven’t listened to her debut, I think it takes a high level of self belief to take a chance on yourself. When last did you take a chance on you?

2. JUST DO IT: Don’t talk about it, be about it! My brother, Pastor Jerry sent his broadcast this morning and said ‘There is only one time that is important in life;It is NOW! NOW is the most important time because it is the only time we have any Power over. Have a sense of urgency over your destiny!’

Are you still saying I WILL DO IT or can you say like my fave female rapper, Eva, I DON DID IT!

Year don nearly end o!

3. HAVE RESULTS & PEOPLE WILL TALK ABOUT YOU!: Nobody celebrates you for a great idea you haven’t made happen! During the last 24 hours, Tonto Dike has been the subject of national conversation; from Blackberry broadcasts to mentions and TRENDING on Twitter. (And for a ‘celebrity’ (from the root word, celebrate), fame or notoriety is pretty much everything).

I wonder how many thousand times her song has been downloaded, shared, blue toothed and broadcast?

Think about it.

Imagine if she was being paid N100 per download…hm.

Where’s YOUR SONG, YOUR BOOK? Where the EVIDENCE of YOUR LIFE? Who’s talking about YOU?

So, back to Tonto’s Music. Good music? Bad music?

The jury is out. You decide.

The bottom line is YOU COULDN’T IGNORE HER!

And for that, she has EARNED MY RESPECT!


http://www.ynaija.com/just-do-it-3-lessons-you-should-learn-from-tonto-dikehs-music-adventure/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Toto Dick eh song don turn somebody a pastor o, chei see preaching , na wa o

Mad Cow:


I think you should apply for Dangotes Graduate Drivers Programme..

hehehehehh laff dey mek me mess o

Kslib: Errm,dbanj we understand how you feel,but i will strongly warn you not to involve God. Yes,you are rich,popular and all that,but that doesn't mean it is only God who give earthly riches.. Afterall,the devil also gives riches. Not all rich men got it from God,and not all rich men got it fron the devil...
Your kind of music does not in anyway glorify God. In oliver twist,you liked nikki cos her nyash was bigger.. So i advice you to stop dragging God into this if you dont want him to equally strike you...

seconded , even him suit resemble pyramid sef